/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29832951]

What happened to Google and Oracle?

[Anonymous No.29833496]

b-bump... does anybody hold anymore

[Anonymous No.29834019]

>>29832951
I can still google oracle

[Anonymous No.29835209]

bump

[Anonymous No.29835349]

>>29832951
dey gone

Come back in a year when the network can handle more than 1 update a day at $2 million a call.

[Anonymous No.29835404]

>>29832951
They are waiting on you over on HBAR.

[Anonymous No.29835411]

>>29832951
They met for a dinner, Sergay asked for a very expensive restaurant, ordered several dishes, stayed quite silent during all the meeting, literally devouring the food and ordering more.
Then he excused for his behaviour, said he was just angry and said that he needed the toilette.
After almost an hour he was there, the google guys started to worry, then went to check the bathroom.
He literally escaped from the windows after defecating.

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[Anonymous No.29835544]

>>29835411
Imagine creating a larp that falls apart on pure physics. Sergey can barely stand on tip toes let alone climb.

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[Anonymous No.29835704]

>>29832951
>He believed the whale shill campaign
>He probably bought their bags at ATH
>They still have millions more to sell and are planning the next shill campaign

[Anonymous No.29835731]

>>29835544
Infact he fell very badly and had both legs broken, when they looked out the window he was lying there, screaming "I WILL GET MY REVENGE"

[Anonymous No.29836038]

>buy crypto instead of PM's
>walk into grocery store and shop for an organic beef as poorfags outside protest
>approach checkout
>emaciated woman rings up my item and gives me my total
>"that will be $289,638 and 71 cents s-sir"
>never takes her eyes off my 6oz organic beef burger patty I plan to grill later
>seems like she might have been pretty before the collapse
>"sure thing babe"
>pull out my chainlink wallet
>"heres 1/100th link, keep the change sweet tits. Just need the stores address"
>she looks confused
>says they dont take whatever that is, they only accept Fed Coin, USD since there is still a few months left to turn them in for Fed Coin, or Gold and Silver
>try to argue with her
>security comes and takes my beef away and kicks me out of the store
>walk back in and demand to see the manager
>start yelling at the woman and the manager who calls security again
>"Excuse me, what is going on here?"
>everyone stops, I turn to see what silenced them
>see a 6'2" gentlemen in a suit with a cart full of whiskey and steak packages driven by multiple young virgin women
>"y-your eminence! this man here tried to buy his burger patty with something called..link I think? he is causing a scene..im so sorry"
>the man in the suit chuckles as he looks at me
>"Here you go fren"
>tosses me a small weird looking dime, seems old
>everyone in the rooms is wide eyed, manager looks at me
>"shall I ring up your 6 oz burger patty, our dear customer" he bows his head as the woman goes to the register
>"Not so fast" speaks the well dressed man in the suit
>I turn to him confused
>"He needs to earn that Mercury Dime" he says with a twisted grin
>the girls to his side giggle to each other

[Anonymous No.29836401]

>>29832951
>Google
The yet was unpinned because they're own news is bigger than the Google thing. Let that sink in

[Anonymous No.29836466]

>>29836401
They pinned "we're hiring" instead anon...

[Anonymous No.29836509]

LMAO ANON STOP JERKING ON THIS RUBBISH
everyone here laughs on your cockoin
clever boy will choose just liquidity yields
my purse is safe with juld coins

[Anonymous No.29837256]

bump

[Anonymous No.29837697]

>>29836038
loled fren

[Anonymous No.29838032]

>>29832951
Got too cocky bros

[Anonymous No.29838971]

>+6%
>Wow chainlink doing kind of ok
>Hour later and it's all gone again

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