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29813542 No.29813542 [Reply] [Original]

give me your get rich quick plan. anything goes none of that crypto shit im too stupid to understand that stuff

>> No.29813597

>>29813542
Buy and hold crypto

>> No.29813614

>>29813542
>obtain bucket
>poop in bucket
>????
>profit

>> No.29813631

>>29813597
fuuuuck that dude.

>> No.29813637

>>29813542
Wipe out the military checkpoint near Cordon with the 9mm and sell their gear to sidorovich

>> No.29813639

>>29813542
Coinbase quizzes, airdrops, captcha bots, mining, knee pads

>> No.29813709

>>29813637
800 rubles is 800 rubles

>> No.29813757
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29813757

>>29813542
>Go to africa
>Fake a massive gold discovery using faked rock samples sent to respectable labs
>Stock price rallies massively as the world thinks you have discovered the biggest gold mine ever.
>Major mining company wants to set up operations
>If they find out there isn't really any gold they will know you are a fraud and you will go to prison for decades.
>Here is the good part of the plan, bank roll a up and coming african war lord with thousands of AK's and millions of rounds of ammunition. Spend a couple hundred a month on training a few thousand africans.

At the top of the speculative mania around your gold mine and just as the miners are about to arrive start a revolution in the country you are set up in.

Suddenly instead of being discovered as a fraud you are merely a victim of badluck. It will be decades before any western miners get to the site of the gold and you are discovered as a fraud, before then you will be long gone enjoying your new found hundreds of millions

>> No.29813774

>>29813542
Just ask people for money and move from place to place. Only at night carry a knife or gun if you can get it. Getting guns here is extremely difficult. Wear a mask when you do it. When it gets to hot go somewhere else. This isn't sustainable though if you keep it up you'll get caught. You'll have to know when to pull out. And earlier is always better. Good luck. Happy hunting.

>> No.29814189

>>29813542
Cheeki Breeki iv damke