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Its over isnt it

>> No.29803577

wtf is this real?

>> No.29803621

what are those

>> No.29803624

>this doesn't kill the crab
but unironically

>> No.29803650

Wtf 60,000 for a gallon of horse shoe blood

>> No.29803687

>>29803577
yes. they throw them back into the ocean after milking them

>> No.29803704

>>29803123
I can't believe I bought this shit, all it does is crab.

>> No.29803717

>>29803123
>>29803577
Yes.
>>29803621
Horseshoe crabs.
>>29803624
We actually talked about this in my bio class recently, apparently there's like a 30% mortality rate from each harvest. Pretty fucked up.

>> No.29803724

>>29803123
https://www.businessinsider.com/why-horseshoe-crab-blood-expensive-2018-8

>> No.29803729

This must be like code for them

>> No.29803748

>>29803123
Wtf im looking at

>> No.29803814
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>>29803123
Just a slow bleed to $0 as people sit in denial

>> No.29803826

>>29803123
humanity is a virus on this world

>> No.29803832

We are the evil space aliens

>> No.29803868
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>>29803717
I used to live in Pensacola and I would find horseshoe crabs along the beach all the time. I'd pick them up and play with them and shit, so I'm very bullish on them. The elites don't want you to know this, but the crabs at the beach are free. You can take them home. I have 638 crabs.

>> No.29803890

>>29803717
>30% mortality
70% less than the 100% it would be in any other normal industry where these creepy fucks would be ground up for fertilizer or chicken feed or some shit
30% is charitable as fuck

>> No.29804019

>>29803748
>>29803621
>>29803577
>The thing about the blood that everyone notices first: It's blue, baby blue.
>The marvelous thing about horseshoe crab blood, though, isn't the color. It's a chemical found only in the amoebocytes of its blood cells that can detect mere traces of bacterial presence and trap them in inescapable clots.
>To take advantage of this biological idiosyncrasy, pharmaceutical companies burst the cells that contain the chemical, called coagulogen. Then, they can use the coagulogen to detect contamination in any solution that might come into contact with blood. If there are dangerous bacterial endotoxins in the liquid—even at a concentration of one part per trillion—the horseshoe crab blood extract will go to work, turning the solution into what scientist Fred Bang, who co-discovered the substance, called a "gel."
had to make sure it wasn't a joke article pretty neat

>> No.29804054

>>29803868
Same, I have dozens of pet crabs in my saltwater pool.
>>29803890
Charitable would be not harvesting animals for their blood, you can't tell me that picture doesn't look dystopian as fuck.

>> No.29804103

>>29803650
>>29803717
>>29803724
>>29803868
Wait what's stopping me from starting a horseshoe crab farm in my garage? What's the catch here?

>> No.29804222

>>29804103
not wanting to lower yourself to the level of a chinese bug person who'd do something like this

>> No.29804250

>>29804103
Horseshoe crabs are extremely sensitive to their surrounding environment, and when provoked they can use their tail as an effective whip. It can also be launched at speeds of up to 180km/h at initial acceleration. They are highly dangerous animals and as a last resort, they will melt down their intestines/stomach and spew an extremely acidic liquid from their mouth/cracks in their shell. Kind of like a self destruct function. If this liquid gets into your bloodstream, it's over.

>> No.29804285

>>29803868
Where I live you need a fishing license. (to do it legally, they check here) Although it is only $20 per year - the fishing limits are ridiculous.

I could get 20lbs of shrimp, 10 crabs, like 5-10 varieties of fish, and 5 each of those varieties of fish. And all of that I could get in a day, every day.

>> No.29804297

>>29804222
Right so the companies that do do that are all Chinese?

>> No.29804462

>>29804250
What sort of a demonic fucking animal is that? Damn man, blue blood and chemical weapon blood. I wonder if you're kidding or not though because they seem so harmless when they bleed them out, I assume they stun them somehow?

>> No.29804583

>>29803868
Very nice anon, you and your crabs are surely going to make it.

>> No.29804620

>>29803123
We humans are a wonderful species though, the very apex of evolution if you think about it. That to me looks positive that we achieved such a scientific feat, if the parts were inverted the crabs wouldn't think twice before bleeding us dry

>> No.29804763
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>>29803868
holy fucking based
indoor ranching too?

>> No.29804794
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29804794

>>29804250
A-Anon? I think I've seen this one.

>> No.29805054

>>29804763
cows/mammals are absolutely filthy. crabs on the other hand are not only clean, but cleaners. I don't even dust/vacuum the house anymore, because my crabs eat up anything that stays on the floor or moves slowly.

>>29804794
you think im joking, but steve erwin wasnt killed by a stingray. he was killed by a horseshoe crab and they tried to cover it up, they don't want normies to know the truth about.

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>>29803123

>> No.29805144

>>29803577
This is actually how they developed early research for the COVID vaccine. They milk Horseshoe Crabs For their blood then put them back in the ocean. They use the prehistoric blood to mix into vaccines to give to humans to change our genetic structure so that we’re technically not “human” anymore and can’t ascend into heaven and unable to be saved by Christ.

check em

>> No.29805156

>>29803123
This will be us in the future.

>> No.29805260

>>29803123
suicide crab stack - 100 crabs
make it stack - 1k crabs

>> No.29805305
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>>29803123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear

>> No.29805348

>>29804103
the merchant fears the bathtub horseshoe crab blood farmer

>> No.29805356

>>29805144
>change our genetic structure so that we’re technically not “human” anymore and can’t ascend into heaven and unable to be saved by Christ.
Holy fuck can I use this meme to opt out of getting vaxed while also not getting fired ?

>> No.29805398

>>29803704
kek, have a (You)

>> No.29805459
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29805459

>>29803717
>NOOOO! not the heckin sea cockroach!

>> No.29805484

>>29805144
Fucking checkedmate

>> No.29805485
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>>29803577
I used to work in one of these facilities in the DelMarVa peninsula, for Lonza. The work was grueling but they matched my 401K contributions which let me buy lots of TSLA at a cost basis of just $40, allowing me to make a six-figure profit.

>> No.29805577

>>29805356
Yup.
Documented this to HR as to why I have a religious objection to vaccines. Then told them my new pronouns id like the be referred to as are unvaccinated/based.

>> No.29805595
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>>29804054
Charitable would have been killing you at birth, weak pathetic faggot

>> No.29805625

>>29805144
ooo checked ominously

>> No.29805639

>>29803123
How can we farm these noble creatures?

>> No.29805668

>>29805356
Religious objection is its own category lad. Find a religion thats against shots and claim it. Or make up your own but itd probably be a bit harder that way.

>> No.29805676

>>29804054
Boo hoo faggot go eat a steak and shut the fuck up

>> No.29805702

>>29805639
They get thrown back into the bay... they just take a blood donation.

>> No.29805715

>>29803704
Youre alright, lad. Cheeky fucker, but alright.

>> No.29805730

>>29805305
Fucked up man

>> No.29805748
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>>29803717
>apparently there's like a 30% mortality rate from each harvest. Pretty fucked up.
It is a dumb crab,,,, Who gives a shit?

>> No.29805768
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29805768

HaHa not so fast, Mas has YInMn for you now. its ok the crab

>> No.29805781

>>29805730
Chinks really have no morals.

>> No.29805798

>>29804763
The Jew fears the apartment cattle rancher.

>> No.29805848

>>29805577

Double checked. Double based?

>> No.29805850

>>29804763
wtf I'm a jew and this terrifies me.

>> No.29805881

>>29804054
those little sea roach shits look disgusting
and like they would want to stab you with their tail thing

>> No.29805932

>>29805305
>trap a bear to a life of suffering
>make a few shekels

>> No.29805958

>>29805668
Church of Christ, Scientist.

>> No.29805959

>>29805932
Good. Fuck bobo.

>> No.29805998
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>>29804763

The jew fears the crawlspace pig farmer more

>> No.29806042

>>29803577
Sadly, yes.

It literally kills the crabs

>> No.29806068
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29806068

>>29803704
goddamn funniest comment of the year hahaha

>> No.29806073

>>29805144
>>29805577
Don has been blessed by kek

>> No.29806078
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29806078

>>29805998
Based.
I've got a couple swine in mine.
Picrel.

>> No.29806164

>>29803724
can't read one fucking sentence without a fucking pop culture corporate property analogy fuck

>> No.29806190
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>>29803123
Those fuckers are EVERYWHERE here. They use pallets with trifolds full of them for bait in conch pots. Literally a walk from my house. I went there every day for bait. I could have gotten thousands. Fuck.

>> No.29806214

>>29803868

Horse shoe crabs are proof that Evolution is a lie

>> No.29806222

>>29803704
>Not attaching Carlos.png

>> No.29806306
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>>29806042
IT DOESN'T KILL THE CRAB STOP LYING!!!!

>> No.29806382

>>29803123
YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>> No.29806437

>>29805305
Except this stuff isn't even useful. Just some chinese superstition

>> No.29806457

>>29804019
Thx for the highlights anon

>> No.29806486

>>29806382
It's the crab bleeding side of a process laboratory for harvesting coagulogen.

>> No.29806571
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it's only beginning
the great crabbening of 2021

>> No.29806714
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29806714

>>29806078

>> No.29807073

>>29803123
This is horrifying

>> No.29807187

>>29806714
kek

>> No.29807190

>>29803577
That's how they make Gatorade Cool Blue.

>> No.29807532

>Chosen tribe has moved on to bloodletting the whole rainbow spectrum
Absolutely diabolical, and gay

>> No.29807614

>>29803724
Damn, if this isn't a buy signal for Bayhorse...

>> No.29807638
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>>29805144

>> No.29807947

>>29804103
Its starting moves are scratch and harden. If you think you can handle that go ahead. Just kill them off before they evolve or you're fucked

>> No.29807970

>>29805305
Bobo farming

>> No.29808049

>>29804250
What in the absolute fuck? This is bait right?

>> No.29808132

>>29803868
The jew fears the indoor crab milker

>> No.29808207
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>>29803704

>> No.29808253
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>>29803826
>>29803832
>being anti-human

cringe

>> No.29808473

>>29808049
horseshoe crab

>> No.29808527
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>>29806714
lmoa this got me

>> No.29808531

>>29804250
FUD. You realize the preventive equipment against this costs $20 at a hardware store?

>> No.29808752

>>29804250
>>29805054
Horseshoe crabs don't have stingers.

>> No.29808862

>>29806042
Killing the crab is a good way to get fired on the spot, if not fined for damages. They are drained of a specific % and are very carefully handled. The more they catch the more $ they rake in each year. It is not one of those markets you over fish and can move to a new location. There is synthetic way to simulate the blood but it is not 100% confirmed so the natural stuff is liquid gold.
Basically think of it as a gold mine in your back yard that grows back yearly if you only take 20%. You grab more and you get less the next year and continues until you run out.

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>>29805305
>Crab farming
yes
>bear farming
yes
>bull farming
Milk? though that is cows.
>swan farming
???

>> No.29809087

>>29805144
checked

>> No.29809270

>>29804222
Where do you think McNuggets come from?

>> No.29809308

>>29803123
For some reason this pic gives me Weyland-Yutani corporation vibes from the Alien movies

>> No.29809355

>>29803123
wynaut

>> No.29809481
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29809481

>>29805144
WTF

>> No.29809482

>>29805748
>who cares, dumb crab
Who cares if any woman in your life is tortured and raped to death, right? There's no meaningful difference if you can reduce anything to being worthy of death.

>> No.29809551

>>29809482
>Who cares if any woman in your life is tortured and raped to death, right?
lol

>> No.29809788

>>29803123
What's the blue stuff

>> No.29809837
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>>29804462
>What sort of a demonic fucking animal is that? Damn man, blue blood and chemical weapon blood
it might literally be a satanic animal, it does have the luciferase compound from what i can remember.

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>>29805144
...................wow

>> No.29809869

>>29804250
We need predators to fight them

>> No.29809881

>>29809788
crab jizz

>> No.29809923

>>29808892
>this summer, on "Business and Finance"...

>> No.29809999
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>>29804462
It's a relative of the trilobite and its blood turns blue from the copper in its blood.

>> No.29810011

>>29805144
>i'm part crab now
Based. You humans will be left to burn in hell while crabkind ascends to the heavens.

>> No.29810063

>>29805144
Most crabpilled proselytizing I have ever seen, ordained by holy dubs. I am now 70% crustacean.

>> No.29810176

>>29808892
Can you eat swan eggs? Kek

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>>29803704
I haven't laughed in days. This finally did it. Thank you.

>> No.29810446

>>29803868
I got crabs off your mam and it wasn't free either

>> No.29811806

most chinks are not human what else is new

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29811903

>>29803123

>> No.29812297
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29812297

>>29803704
(You)

>> No.29812454

>>29803826
We truly are, why do our lives matter more than others?

>> No.29812462
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29812462

>>29805144
>CRAB-17 phase III

>> No.29812550

>>29803704
nice

>> No.29812642

>>29812454
kys then

>> No.29812700

>>29812642
Ok

>> No.29812713

In russian "as slave" is pronounced kak rab. You are grinding away making nothing. Living as a slav

>> No.29812888

>>29807947
kek. fucking cocoon niggers. when will they learn?

>> No.29812919
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29812919

>>29812462
>People keep making CRAB-17 and COVID-19 comparisons
>/pol/ schizos are predicting COVID-21 being dispersed with COVID-19 vaccines
>mfw COVID-21 is really CRAB-17 phase III

>> No.29812966

>>29804222
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE BUGGERINOS"

>> No.29812999
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29812999

>>29803724
LEAVE HORSHOE CRABS ALONE

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29813051

>>29804250
Found the chink

>> No.29813071

>>29805144
Holy FUCK we're finished

>> No.29813085

>>29804250
based as fuck

>> No.29813114
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29813114

>>29812919
We didn't listen.

>> No.29813299

>>29810011
Crab people
Crab people

>> No.29813817

>>29803868
>crabbing hoarder
stay in your general

>> No.29813824

>>29803704
CARLOS

>> No.29813989

ITT: people who eat factory farmed meat are shocked by the non-lethal extraction of blood from an arthropod in order to save human lives.

>> No.29815657

>>29812454
hope you're vegan

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29815829

>>29803890
Are you really trying to act hard whilst pissing yourself in fear of a harmless little crab thingy, anon

>> No.29816010

>>29803123
SHIT AHHHHHHH FUCKFUCKFUCK THEYRE STEALING MY BLUE

>> No.29816016

this thread is cursed