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>stop going out because of the pandemic
>drop out of college too
>get into crypto again ever since the crash
>doing OK because i was holding link and eth
>brother invites me to a wedding from some asian guy i do not know
>bunch of old millenials, all of them absurdly rich for whatever reason
>start trying to talk with some guys my age about the lockdown
>someone brings up crypto
>start talking about how eth is shitty at tx fees and how link may be a good investment
>some guy says he knows who "invented" bitcoin
>everyone just laughs it off and the talk goes on about onlyfans
>30 mins later he pulls out proof

Sell it all, the real rug pull will be that faggot showing himself to the public, the fact that the coinbase nigger even talked about it is a terrible omen
He isn't even asian and he is not a trusty person either, potential cia project mk ultra type of shit

>> No.29768774

>>29768687
proof or fuck off

>> No.29768828

I made bitcoin

>> No.29768856

>>29768687
Can confirm, my uncle is Satoshi and he said he will be dumping everything soon. Take this information however you want.

>> No.29768968

>>29768687
f2chinks are trying so hard

>> No.29769021

>>29768687
>He isn't even asian and he is not a trusty person either, potential cia project mk ultra type of shit
But we alrdy know this since a while anon... satoshi is adam back

>> No.29769036

>>29768687
they're really bringing the big guns with this cycle's FUD

>> No.29769234

I’m satoshi and I’m rugging tonight

>> No.29769343

actually nice narration OP, is there any book or some resource I can look into to write as good as you?

as to your story, it literally doesn't matter, consensus is decentralized and satoj has no powers (except for dumping genesis-era coins but doxed satoj is more bullish than status quo)

>> No.29769459

I beliebe you. Lucky i own zero btc in anticipation of satoshis return.

>> No.29769492

>>29768687
It was me. I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

>> No.29769532

my neighbor is Negatoshi
and soon he will need to go into hiding
while his evil brother roams free

SELL
ALL
NOW

>> No.29769718

>>29768687
I am satoshi I just like lurking here when I'm bored and I can confirm I dont know whoever your friend is

>> No.29769778

My uncle’s dad works at Bitcoin and he said Satoshi is actually from India.

>> No.29769838
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29769838

>>29769778
NOOOO

>> No.29771443

>>29768687
0/10