/britbiz/ FRIDAY-CLOSE EDITION

[Anonymous No.29760533]

Any views on Sunak's upcoming budget next week?

How has your stonks/crypto been affected during this turbulent week?

Ran out of sugar for a brew?

All business (UK and other) up for discussion here.

Long live Attenborough!

[Anonymous No.29762241]

>>29760533
The hard-working Pakistani isn't afraid to pay a 45% CGT. It's the whinging white Angloid who shirks his financial duty to the Crown.

[Anonymous No.29763865]

>>29762241
yes, THWP will just need to stick another 55% of the shop takings under his muftah first.

[Anonymous No.29764001]

>>29760533
inb4 some Yank nonce comes in giving it "oh why do you need a brit thread on every board"

fuck you

[Anonymous No.29764248]

>>29760533
do we really need a brit thread on every board mates..?
t. hard-working paki who would give me life for queen elizabeth ii and her royal spawn

[Anonymous No.29764355]

>>29760533
This country is a fucking joke. A fucking joke. I fucking hate it here AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.29764479]

Should I move to the UK? I'm currently in Germany & dont like it. Best city in UK to live?

[Anonymous No.29764560]

>>29764355
we all do skipper, chin up, tally ho and all that good gentlemen!! for king and bloody country!

[Anonymous No.29764708]

>>29764355
think of all the good work we do abroad tho mate
>>29764479
VERPISS DICH, WIR SIND GESCHLOSSEN
but:
>best city to live in?
probably Munich, unironically

[Anonymous No.29764868]

>>29764479
As long as you're white, move to Bath or another city in the southwest. Most beautiful cities in the country, along with great weather and 95%+ white populations and stupid amounts of countryside.

[Anonymous No.29765061]

>>29764479
Yeah probably best place to live is Germany lol

Probably somewhere like Oxford or Shropshire or somewhere getting towards rural w lots of weisse menschen. I'm in Glasgow which is quite pish but some of the more northern villages in the highlands are lovely. But living in the UK is a unique kind of hell, you must be warned lad. It is by most respects a pit of despair in the shadow of empire and great men

[Anonymous No.29765086]

>>29764708
>foreign aid
Clearly this is money is used for bribing the Paki government. These fraud outrage stories are a ruse for the plebs.

[Anonymous No.29765133]

>>29764708
I remember reading an article about the UN spending $300k on 'aid' in the UK making it out to be a good thing when our government gives them hundreds of millions £££ every year in their corrupt pockets. The UN, EU even Westminster all corrupt.

[Anonymous No.29765150]

>>29764708
Can you not read? I said I'm currently IN Germany, and don't like it. The question was should I move to the UK, & if yes, which city.

[Anonymous No.29765236]

>>29764248
Yeah, why do they spam their shit everywhere? There is a reason these boards dont have country flags.

Also this is a business board, spam your disgusting breakfast and other nonsense elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.29765268]

>>29765133
come off it mate, that 300k went towards four months installments on Deano's range rover, now tell me that's money wasted

[Anonymous No.29765269]

>>29765133
Bribes disguised as "foreign aid" are the stock-in-trade of the Anglo-Zionist empire.

[Anonymous No.29765283]

>>29764560
>>29764355
These arent Brits, Theyre europoor faggots pretending to be English. FOCK OFF YA EURO CUNTS. WE LEFT

[Anonymous No.29765335]

>>29765236
I reported the breakfast threads, for all the good it will do. There's a dedicated food and cooking board ffs.
>>>/ck/

[Anonymous No.29765350]

>>29765283
I am English mate. I just fucking hate living here and don't pretend you don't know exactly what I mean.

[Anonymous No.29765543]

>>29765150
>Can you not read?
NO, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?
>joking with Germans
what city are you in now Hans, in which area of car manufacturing do you currently work? etc.
eg, UK equivalent of Munich is maybe Edinburgh. (Much) shittier weather tho. Also job/finances or we'll get banished to /int/ or some similar hole as OT. But tldr, ideally always SE coast of England.

[Anonymous No.29765570]

doing a poo

[Anonymous No.29765594]

>>29765350
I mean its not that shit. I used to live in greater London, was a bit of a shithole but now live near Hertfordshire area, much nicer, less pakis and council estates. France and southern Europe is a tip, Netherlands and Sweden slowly going the same way. Probably Germany too from what ive seen with their Turk invasion. I would love to move to US or Canada cause they pay software devs more money.

[Anonymous No.29765667]

>>29765283
Fuck off cunt
If you don't hate this country you don't truly love it enough

[Anonymous No.29766190]

>>29762241
>hard-working
>Pakistani
why even bother with this 0/10 shit

[Anonymous No.29766352]

>>29764355
>>29764560
I love living in the UK.

t. New Zealander in Manchester

[Anonymous No.29766397]

>>29765667
this

[Anonymous No.29766452]

>>29760533
Biz is becoming pol

[Anonymous No.29766476]

>>29765667
poofta handwriting lad

[Anonymous No.29766489]

>>29766352
>Manchester
Why?

[Anonymous No.29766551]

>>29766190
Bloody racist. Check your white privilege mate.

[Anonymous No.29766576]

>>29766452
The british shit up everything. Digsuting people.

[Anonymous No.29766695]

>>29766352
>Manchester
grim

[Anonymous No.29766700]

>>29766576
do I sense a previously conquered nation?

[Anonymous No.29766763]

>>29766700
What does this shit have to do with business. Fuck off with your shit, your british fuck.

[Anonymous No.29766848]

>>29766763
Lemme guess, Indian?

[Anonymous No.29766920]

>>29766489
Lived in London for a while. A friend from NZ moved to Manchester so I came up to visit. Had a good time and stayed. Now I have a gf and a house and wouldnt live anywhere else in the world. Only reason I will ever go back to NZ is to visit and cash out crypto (no capital gains tax there), would never move back.

>>29766695
no

[Anonymous No.29766964]

>>29766763
Nerve=struck. Decisive British victory

[Anonymous No.29767087]

>>29766476
:( don't be mean lad

[Anonymous No.29767134]

>>29766920
tbf manchester ain’t bad, good night out
certainly better than London

[Anonymous No.29767178]

>>29766763
>>29764001

[Anonymous No.29767395]

>>29767087
sorry lad ;)

>>29767134
I love London as well, unironically the best city in the world, it just costs too much and i've set up roots here now.

[Anonymous No.29767461]

>>29766476
This. A man's handwriting is legible only to himself, nobody else.

[Anonymous No.29767620]

>>29766352
Should have stayed in NZ bro. This city sucks

[Anonymous No.29767784]

[Anonymous No.29768146]

>>29767620
Fuck that. Manchester is great. People have no idea how grim NZ has become.

[Anonymous No.29768237]

>>29768146
why grim NZbro? everyone thinks your land is the last bastion

[Anonymous No.29768453]

>>29768146
Is NZ a PC hellhole now?

[Anonymous No.29769076]

>>29768146
>Manchester is great.
I grew up there you're full of shit

[Anonymous No.29769710]

>>29768237
It's not the last bastion its worse than the UK in almost every measure. I could tell you stories if your interested.

>>29768453
Yes. PC hellhole and full of foreigners.

>>29769076
Admittedly I live on the outskirts in Bramhall now but I love it.

[Anonymous No.29770983]

>>29769710
yes please stories NZ friend, it looks like you could just buy a nice arable and livable plot of land and live well without too much infringement from the world no?

[Anonymous No.29771947]

Just opened a bottle of red after losing 20% this week.

Don't buy shitcoins kids.

[Anonymous No.29772115]

>>29769710
I don't think you've seen much of UK mate London and Midlands cities......

[Anonymous No.29772203]

>>29764001
10/10 in Bongland

[Anonymous No.29772368]

>>29769710
SK1 reporting in...it's a shithole here and it's full of ethnics, I want it to stop!!!

[Anonymous No.29773639]

>>29770983.
I grew up in a town called Ashburton in the South Island. We call it Ash Vegas but its just a dead end meth town with almost nothing redeemable. Anyone intelligent and/or good looking leaves and are replaced with immigrants from India, the Phillipines and China. Smoking shit weed and drinking bad lager in a cold house is all there is to do for those who stayed. Thats basically the entire South Island. The good land is too expensive to buy thanks to boomers and chinks. To buy a small farm like you are talking about you would need to live on the West coast or deep south of the south island and its Scotland tier there. A life of poverty, isolation and desperation. There is no work outside the cities so you will need to scrape a living from the land. The work in cities is limited and low paid compared to the cost of living.
Christchurch is the only real city and was fucked when I lived there due to earthquakes. Last time I visited in 2017 it had lost all its old charm, replaced by soulless business and migrant workers. They are also going out of their way to replace all the British namesakes with Maori even though hardly anyone speaks it. Consider that the South Island is the best part of NZ. The North Island has all the grim bits of the South Island but also worse cities. Auckland has more foreigners than Manchester.

[Anonymous No.29774147]

I fucking love england

pic related

[Anonymous No.29774266]

Just got my paycheck for this month, fellas. I feel like a cheeky takeaway, not quite decided what yet, and maybe throw 1k at some coin.

Shill me a takeaway and a coin

[Anonymous No.29774464]

>>29774266

[Anonymous No.29774592]

>>29774266
Kung po chicken & HBAR

[Anonymous No.29774620]

>>29772115
I lived in Stratford and Homerton for nearly 2 years. London is great.
I've not really spent time in the Midlands. Only been to Coventry and Peterborough and both did seem grim.
I've mostly spent time in the North and I love it here. Manchester is great. Leeds is good. Liverpool is ok. I love going to Newcastle.
I've not really spent much time in the rest of the UK.

>>29772368
it's not that bad

>>29774266
chippy and btc

[Anonymous No.29774730]

Cryptocurrency is the present and future. $MCM will go up for sure.

[Anonymous No.29774952]

>>29774266
get some good British nosh in yer lad.
Chicken Tikka Masala and 8 cans of Pic Related, keep you regular like

[Anonymous No.29774962]

>>29774620
>chippy and btc
It sounds so casual

[Anonymous No.29775248]

>>29760533
Dear britfriend, so tell me please is 0xbtc worth something or bullshit it is??

[Anonymous No.29775349]

>>29764479
Bristol is fun

[Anonymous No.29775376]

>>29774620
>I love going to Newcastle
Awh thanks hun xx
>>29774266
Just ordered myself a proper Italian pizza, non of that pajeet cookie cutter factory made pizza shit. I swear all Indians all serve exactly the same shitey pizzas
Also PRQ

[Anonymous No.29775657]

>>29775248
If they go below 20p a coin I'm going in. Good potential.

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/0xbitcoin/gbp

[Anonymous No.29775814]

>>29765061
>Shropshire
Fuck off we're full, fucking hate all the white flight refugees ruining my lovely home county. Not to mention all the new Deano Boxes ruining our beautiful countryside

[Anonymous No.29776193]

>>29775814
If I may, you are coming across a little NIMBY'ish here anon. Green Belt is Barratt WIP Belt.

[Anonymous No.29776541]

>>29773639
that sounds sad NZ bro, I am sorry the soul has been sucked from you and land and it got left behind
I am from stoke on trent so I know the feeling of your area being shit

[Anonymous No.29776579]

>>29775814
You're a stone's throw from birmingham m8, don't act like you're in some sort of good area

[Anonymous No.29777150]

>>29776579
Brum is paradise are you on crack?

[Anonymous No.29778083]

>>29776579
No we're not Birmingham is like 50 miles East. No one from Shrewsbury, Ludlow or Market Drayton has anything to do with the scumbag Brummies who now litter our once idyllic county. Just a reminder that it's Staffordshire and Shropshire which inspired The Shire in the Lord of the Rings.

Our closest shithole is Telford which we've all reluctantly put up with despite its Pakis and Gypos infecting the areas around it.

[Anonymous No.29778145]

>>29777150
yeah, where else would you get Muslims v. Faggots riots

[Anonymous No.29778760]

>>29775814
SHROPSHIRE PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

[Anonymous No.29778897]

>>29778760
Based

[Anonymous No.29779148]

>>29778760
British by birth, Salopian by the Grace of God

[Anonymous No.29779853]

>>29774266
chinese and CHZ

[Anonymous No.29779935]

Glasgow is literally the best city on this island.

[Anonymous No.29780023]

>>29779935
Which bit are you in?

[Anonymous No.29780063]

>>29762241
>the hardworking pakistani
You mean the 12 that hang around a 3 square meter cornershop?

[Anonymous No.29780142]

>>29760533
Btw lads are you thethered up for the nightly BTC dump?

[Anonymous No.29780171]

>>29765667
fucking truth

[Anonymous No.29780200]

>>29779935
North bit

[Anonymous No.29780245]

>>29765236
If there should be generals by country anywhere, /biz/ is one of the few that should have it. We're playing with actual money and different countries have different rules, taxes, investment opportunities.

[Anonymous No.29780376]

>>29780200
Posh north bit or jakey north bit?

[Anonymous No.29780411]

>>29780245
Agreed, pisses me off when Americans start banging on about their stimulus payments and sticking them straight into crypto. Where's my 2k Boris you twat?

[Anonymous No.29780425]

>>29766920
how easy is it to get to nz if all you have is lots of crypto

[Anonymous No.29780549]

>>29780411
If you'd been self employed before the plandemic and submitted previous 3 yrs of books you'd have been paid. I did. Handout 4 in a couple of weeks

[Anonymous No.29780796]

>>29780549
Private sector wagie so I got fuck all except 80% furlough for most of last year.

[Anonymous No.29781871]

>>29779935
I might give scotland/wales a go tbf can't see much in England anymore

[Anonymous No.29782473]

>>29779935
weegie here, can confirm. Best city in UK

[Anonymous No.29782640]

>>29780796
Lucky you cunt, i had just started a new job and they sacked me and 30 others at the first smell of trouble. Couldn't claim UC because i had investents (stupid me for having saving instead of spending all my money on parties and coke like most people my age).
And so i spent 7 months selling off my crypto bit by bit to live from. I can tell you one thing for certain, Rishi wont see a fucking penny from my crypto.

[Anonymous No.29782716]

>>29774952
8 cans of special brew?
jesus anon you have a drinking problem mate

[Anonymous No.29783325]

>>29779935
London is great honestly if you're making at least 40-50k/year.

[Anonymous No.29783927]

>>29783325
nah

[Anonymous No.29784333]

>>29782716
mental that people actually drink special brew. Nothing compared to the divine elixir that is peroni

[Anonymous No.29785494]

>>29784333
have you ever actually tried a can of special brew? .... provided you aren't using it to fucking binge on its actually pretty decent .... very sweet tasting

[Anonymous No.29785571]

[Anonymous No.29786163]

>>29783325
I make £36k a year. I'm living with my parents now but I will have to move to London when offices open back up.

I'm screwed, aren't I

[Anonymous No.29786324]

>>29786163
You're fine. Just accept that you'll pay half on rent to live in a comfy place and try to be frugal with the rest.

[Anonymous No.29786573]

>>29766920
>Only reason I will ever go back to NZ is to visit and cash out crypto (no capital gains tax there), would never move back.
If you come back to the UK to live within five years HMRC will want you to pay CGT on anything you cashed out while overseas (if they find out).

[Anonymous No.29786677]

>>29785494
less about the acutally taste and more about not being that type of person. We established the class system for a reason

[Anonymous No.29788010]

>>29782640
Fuck me that's rough, you have my sympathy. Furlough was a laugh initially but couldn't spend it on anything but crypto

[Anonymous No.29788830]

i feel sick, scottish mortgage bros

[Anonymous No.29789994]

>>29783325
Double that and then maybe.

[Anonymous No.29791052]

those tits.

[Anonymous No.29791391]

Thread needs more of that top lad deano

[Anonymous No.29792092]

>>29791052
CV > RR

[Anonymous No.29792856]

>>29792092

to think I had her CD-ROM that taught me maths and fapping

Which is what I basically do now, multiply sats and fap

Good lesson carol!

[Anonymous No.29793228]

>>29764248
Porkie
>>29764479
No, not unless you are native. No foreigners allowed.
>>29765236
>disgusting breakfast
>>29765335
Grass

[Anonymous No.29793402]

>>29785494
>very sweet tasting
It tastes like carling+vodka or it did in the early ‘00s. Grim.

[Anonymous No.29793630]

>>29793402
early 2000's looked great especially the fooite. I was there, just not old enough

[Anonymous No.29793865]

>>29793630
fucking boy and girl bands ruined everything. K-pop will destroy east Asia and weebs are getting a second dose and becoming trannies.

[Anonymous No.29794010]

>>29792092
The older I get the more I appreciate a good MILF. Liz Hurley is the Queen of MILFs though