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Hello /biz/

>Was kicked out of my parent's house for playing Fantasy Strike and SFV when I should've been getting my paralegal certificate, aka lawyer's cuck
>moved in with my aunt and currently looking for a job in California
>Aunt is cool but is a massive Biden supporter and wears those pink hats with the cat ears and wants me to volunteer to be a poll worker
>is beyond hyped for the vaccine and constantly double masks and face shields
>wants me to start investing in stocks and says to invest in Pfizer and that it'll be a good investment in the future
>said I'll consider it but have a feeling she is just being told by CNN and MSNBC to invest in those

Is she thinking logically by telling me to invest in Pfizer or is she just being brainwashed by the pharmaceutical jew?

>> No.29647270

>>29647168
Pfizer is bad cause it an overbloated pharma corp. think GE for meds. She def being told to go buy it by the MSM.

If she told you to invest a clinical stage company, like moderna than yea, it would have been safer to assume she did some research.

>> No.29647292

You already got a car you piece of shit, JANNIES Range this cocksucker.

>> No.29647473

She’s right to be hyped about the vaccine. Moderna a better shout than Pfizer but I genuinely believe they’ll both be good value over the next couple of years. They’ll be producing hundreds of millions of vaccines and competing for years

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29647870

Your aunt is based

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>>29647473
>>29647870

>> No.29647947

newfags leave

>> No.29647960

>>29647168
>Pfizer
if you have no soul it’s honestly a good investment, you will be backing Satan though

>> No.29648004

>>29647917
Even if you believe COVID is a hoax or the vaccines are microchips from bill gates, the businesses that make the vaccines are going to make big money for years to come. Pfizer & Moderna have pioneered a new type of vaccine technology

>> No.29648176

>>29647168
ttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8938065/CEO-sells-stock-worth-5-6-mln-day-Pfizers-COVID-19-vaccine-update.html

Pfizer should be marked with "insider only"

>> No.29648240

>>29647168
Why don't you just fuck your aunt? Is she hot? Do you have photos or something?

>> No.29648297

>>29648240
No and she's like 60.

>> No.29648390

>>29648297
Does she have a daughter or something? Fuck her daughter instead.

>> No.29648440

>>29647168
write a fake will and have some niqqer stab her for 100 bux

>> No.29648445

>>29648004
Any company as big as Pfizer is doomed. Corporate espionage will destroy them and the wealth will shift. Look at GE.

>> No.29648528

>>29648390
The absolute state of coomers

>> No.29648602

>>29647168
just buy businesses with high levels of cashflow, lots of cash and low debt, and you will outperform.
it actually isnt fucking hard.

>> No.29648660

>>29648445
As I said moderna is a better option here

>> No.29648664

>>29648390
Alabamaposting

>> No.29650149

Heh

>> No.29651422

>>29647168
Pfizer would have been a good investment two years ago. But now the price is too high.