How to Get Rich and Fuck Prostitute?

[Anonymous No.29583794]

I'm a 22 year old kissless virgin, how do i get rich so i can fuck prostitute? Shill me the next MOONER.

[Anonymous No.29583854]

>>29583794
rich? lol wut

[Anonymous No.29583886]

get actual skills you wont make it on coins

[Anonymous No.29583911]

>>29583794
Dude 200 bucks is rich? Even high end are well under 700

[Anonymous No.29583987]

You're raising capital to fuck a prostitute?
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29584125]

>>29583854
Good luck dropping over $1000 everytime you want sex if you're not rich, that will drain your networth so fast.

>>29583886
I have actual skills. I'm one of the most skilled people in the United States, doesn't matter because I don't come from a family that can get me a job.

>>29583911
Prostitute's charge minimum of $1000 per session.

>>29583987
How am I not going to make it?

[Anonymous No.29584197]

>>29583794
Dont waste your first time and money on a whore anon. I was 22 when I lost my virginity. It just kinda happens when you're not solely focused on it. Do your research on coins and invest wisely. More to life than women anon.

[Anonymous No.29584309]

>>29584197
>Dont waste your first time and money on a whore anon. I was 22 when I lost my virginity. It just kinda happens when you're not solely focused on it. Do your research on coins and invest wisely. More to life than women anon.

That's false, i have not been focused on it for many periods of my life. Nothing happens.

>do research on coins
I do but have no idea which ones will move

>more to life than women
This is a lie people tell themselves, if you don't have women friends will stop hanging out with you and your parents will call you a homosexual and stop contacting you.

[Anonymous No.29584427]

>Getting rich just to have sex with w*men
NGMI
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.29584484]

UMBR

You'll be snortin off a stripper ass in no time.

(no really, this one has not mooned...yet)

[Anonymous No.29584579]

>>29584427
How am i not going to make it, everyone has motivations

>>29584484
Absolutely based, how much should I buy? I got 4K.

[Anonymous No.29584731]

>>29584309
>This is a lie people tell themselves, if you don't have women friends will stop hanging out with you and your parents will call you a homosexual and stop contacting you.

Jesus christ anon. What schizo world are you living in. Your family stop contacting you because your single. This has to be a larp. Maybe stop complaining and posting on biz and get out there and talk to women you sperg.

[Anonymous No.29584991]

>>29584731
You obviously have had girls coming to your house since you were really young.

Parents call their sons homosexual if they don't have girlfriends really early on, and if they think you're homosexual they'll start to shittalk you to relatives until eventually you're not even invited over for Christmas.

You're larping about losing your virginity at 22, if you did, your parents would have reacted like how i described well before.

[Anonymous No.29585353]

>>29584991
No quite the opposite. I was an autistic retard who never had any female friends until I went to uni at 18 where I made myself be more socially normal. My parents being normal people didnt accuse me of being gay because who the fuck does that. I didnt get laid the whole time I was at uni but made female friends. I ended up graduating, getting a job in a bar and fucking a coworker. And why would I tell my parents about every sexual encounter Ive ever had? You mustve grown up in a strange oversexualised household anon and sounds like you need therapy.

[Anonymous No.29585605]

He needs a mooner to become a coomer

[Anonymous No.29585619]

>>29583794
bitcoin unironically

[Anonymous No.29585667]

>>29584991
I feel bad for ya, you must've been in a abusive family

[Anonymous No.29585712]

>>29583794
Just being nice and not going on 4chan anymore would be a good start to meeting people in real life. This place will only make you worse.

[Anonymous No.29585715]

>>29585353
>oversexualized

No my parents were super Christian and puritan, they just asked why i never had a girlfriend and i said none of them liked me and they were like "a young man like you should be able to get girls" and i said i don't and then my dad started calling me a fag and got really mad about it. Then everytime he got slightly mad he started calling me gay or a fag or a freak or something and said if i don't end up married or have kids before they're old they'll write me out of the will.

[Anonymous No.29585768]

>>29583794
You need to un-fuck your brain. The only reason you haven't already fucked tons of bitches is because you are desperate and bitches can smell desperation a mile off.
You need to make friends with normies, including normie women. You can try to get dates and shit but until you can show them that you are a good catch they will just lead you on and take advantage of you.
TL;DR, hit the gym a few days a week, save money, take time to improve yourself and women WILL notice and react to that shit. I went from a kissless virgin to fucking my crush in 6 months just by running a few miles a day and making pleasant conversation with her. You can make it bro.

[Anonymous No.29585800]

>>29585712
>anymore would be a good start to meeting people in real life.

Why would i need to meet people in real life when i already know thousands of people?

I run my dads charity event in a big city and meet hundreds of people all the time, and know at least a thousand people at my university since run a lot of the public events and am part of a fraternity.

>>29585619
Bitcoin seems too late, if it goes to 100K that's just doubling my money at this point.

[Anonymous No.29585803]

All women are prostitutes, some are just more up front about it.

[Anonymous No.29585874]

>>29585768
I'm part of a fraternity and am friends with almost a thousand people at my university.

>hit the gym

I already do work out

>save money

I don't earn any money and have no chance at getting a job.

[Anonymous No.29585996]

>>29585715
Your parents are boomer minded trash. Don't focus on what they want, focus on what you want and go for it. Even if you don't get it, you will get closer to what you wanted, eventually you will be good enough for the woman you want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.29586009]

>feeling anxious of your virginity
>at 22

ngmi

[Anonymous No.29586023]

>>29584125
>$1000
It doesn't cost this much unless you're going for one of two types of escort:
>I think I'm worth more than I am and there's at least one desperate sap every 2 months to justify the price
>literal 10 and/or famous
The average 1 hour should cost you around $200 for someone decent, $300-400 should be someone hot or catering to a particular fetish. Anymore than this and you're being duped. You could probably buy a long term 'girlfriend' off SA for $1000 a month. Alternatively, move to europe where prostitutes are £60 for 30mins and £100-180 an hour. You could also try earning about $200k and moving permanently to thailand where its something like $50 for a 4 hour fuck session.

>>29584991
I lost mine at 26, there's still time but you'd be better off going to university and meeting some girls rather than neeting around waiting for coins to moon.

>>29585768
>TL;DR, hit the gym a few days a week, save money, take time to improve yourself and women WILL notice and react to that shit. I went from a kissless virgin to fucking my crush in 6 months just by running a few miles a day and making pleasant conversation with her. You can make it bro.
Pretty much this, I'm managing as a skinnyfat 5'2 manlet and I still manage to climb into a fairly decent vagina at least once a month

[Anonymous No.29586048]

>>29585715
Well there you go. You do realise thats not normal parenting and your dad sounds like a massive cunt. I'd be happy to lose contact with a prick like that. Dont give a fuck about what your parents think anon. You do you, but im sure he'll write you off even quicker if you tell him you paid to fuck a whore.

[Anonymous No.29586134]

>>29585874
This feels like a larp. Frat bros can hook you up with bitches, shit, there are plenty of sorority girls who will fuck a virgin just for fun.

You can make money, I had a work study job at Uni for extra spending cash, it's also useful because you might meet people who can help you with making connections for post-graduation.

[Anonymous No.29586219]

>>29586134
>This feels like a larp. Frat bros can hook you up with bitches, shit, there are plenty of sorority girls who will fuck a virgin just for fun.

Yeah you're larping or just poking fun.

Frat bros can't just "hook you up" because the girls will just giggle and say "ew no" when they realize that's what they're suggesting, then they'll just go hit on the other guys themselves.

[Anonymous No.29586227]

>>29583794
APU coin. No explanation required.

https://www.apucoinrocket.com/en/

[Anonymous No.29586329]

>>29586134
>You can make money, I had a work study job at Uni for extra spending cash, it's also useful because you might meet people who can help you with making connections for post-graduation.

And again, you come from a well-connected and rich family that could get you that job in the first place.

I don't have that power. My dad is rich but through private business in law so he can't just get me a job like your parents could.

>>29586048
I just don't want to be homeless. If they write me off I'll be homeless if i can't find a job

>You do you, but im sure he'll write you off even quicker if you tell him you paid to fuck a whore.

No, he's pro-prostitution, he even suggested i do it to prove im not gay.

[Anonymous No.29586427]

>>29586023
>The average 1 hour should cost you around $200 for someone decent, $300-400 should be someone hot or catering to a particular fetish. Anymore than this and you're being duped. You could probably buy a long term 'girlfriend' off SA for $1000 a month. Alternatively, move to europe where prostitutes are £60 for 30mins and £100-180 an hour. You could also try earning about $200k and moving permanently to thailand where its something like $50 for a 4 hour fuck session.

I know I'll never earn more than 200K a year in my life. That's like dream kind of money, i would never have to worry again if I had that.

>I lost mine at 26, there's still time but you'd be better off going to university and meeting some girls rather than neeting around waiting for coins to moon.

I'm in University right now, it's actually an Ivy League school, totally worthless though. I can't find a single job.

[Anonymous No.29586442]

>>29586009
Kek it’s over for him
Girls start fucking at 14-15

T. 21 yo Virgin

[Anonymous No.29586642]

>>29586329
>No, he's pro-prostitution, he even suggested i do it to prove im not gay.

Get out of this house as soon as possible anon. The damage might already be done, cant you stay at a friends or a different relative? These are extreme hyper christian boomer values and its clearly giving you a skewed outlook of the world.

>>29586329
>And again, you come from a well-connected and rich family that could get you that job in the first place.
>I don't have that power. My dad is rich but through private business in law so he can't just get me a job like your parents could.

Where did he insinuate that he had connections to get a job or from a rich family. Literally just go out and apply for a job anon its really not rocket science. You think every wagie is only in that job because someone helped them there? Fuck no. Im sorry anon if this isnt a larp you are truly beyond help.

[Anonymous No.29586694]

>>29586219
Of course they can. There is at least one guy in your frat who has a girlfriend. She definitely has women she knows who are single.
To be honest, it's your attitude that is the problem. Stop focusing on getting laid, I assure you you're not even going to be able to enjoy your first time because you've built it up too much in your head.But if you need more pointers, treat a girl how you would want your girlfriend/wife to treat you. That is the best advice I ever got. It tends to be you get out of relationships what you put into them.

[Anonymous No.29586819]

What do you study at university, Anon?

Your parents sound like delusional pricks who project their complexes onto their kids, no offence

[Anonymous No.29586857]

>>29586642
>Where did he insinuate that he had connections to get a job or from a rich family

You don't get jobs unless you already come from wealth

>Literally just go out and apply for a job anon its really not rocket science

Yeah i did, I have not received more than three interviews and never accepted for a job. I even had the Wharton Business School Career Management overlook my resume and cover letter and they helped make some changes.

I talked to some honest recruiter while networking and they said "if you don't have family high up in the firm you're applying to, don't waste your time, you won't get in".

[Anonymous No.29586865]

>>29586329
lol, I wasn't poor but if you think everyone who finds work has a connection you're actually retarded. I started in work study and soon after took a job as a bellhop at a local hotel. It was the easiest job and I got a ton of money under the table.
Don't be a sourpuss, just because you haven't got any yet doesn't mean it's hopeless. Really, work on your attitude because you're in what is known as a downward spiral.

[Anonymous No.29586891]

>>29586819
His parents sound like insane sociopaths. Full offence intended.

[Anonymous No.29586945]

>>29586642
this. your parents are manipulating you.
average cost into btc, eth, link, rubic.
gamble a bit on defi gems.
work out. move out. you don't have to prove shit to anyone. ygmi.

[Anonymous No.29586953]

>>29586694
>Of course they can. There is at least one guy in your frat who has a girlfriend. She definitely has women she knows who are single.

Yeah, and?

The single women will just go "ew" and walk away.

>>29586819
I study finance at Wharton Business School.

And yeah they're really nasty but i can't just leave them.

[Anonymous No.29586982]

>>29583794
prostitutes are cheap lol

you can easily get a decent whore for 2-3 hundred dollars USD

[Anonymous No.29587046]

>>29586865
Due to Covid all those types of jobs are super scarce. I'll keep sending resumes out but yeah it seems totally hopeless.

[Anonymous No.29587094]

>>29586857
>You don't get jobs unless you already come from wealth
Are you fucking serious. This is a full larp now. Just go macdonalds and ask for a job. A suppsosed Ivy League student would be hired on the spot. Sure its wage cucking but they pay a living to get by on and thats what you need.

>>29586857
>Yeah i did, I have not received more than three interviews and never accepted for a job. I even had the Wharton Business School Career Management overlook my resume and cover letter and they helped make some changes.
>I talked to some honest recruiter while networking and they said "if you don't have family high up in the firm you're applying to, don't waste your time, you won't get in".

What are you applying for? These high end jobs then maybe thats true. But your claims that you cant get ANY job without this just arent true. Stop being a fucking deluded snob and just wage cuck if youre that desperate or just shut up.

[Anonymous No.29587123]

>>29586982
They're $1000 a session.

The ones for that price are literally the most disgusting things ever. I have low standards but they looked like the most trashy and screwed up things i ever saw, droopy faces and clearly meth addicted.

[Anonymous No.29587178]

Dont do it OP. i got a blowie from a prostitute and I have HIV now. 100% serious im pozzed. doesnt impact my life much but it sucks

[Anonymous No.29587183]

>>29584309
dude it’s not that big of a deal that you are a kissless virgin, people will tease you because they know you are sensitive about it but in reality they don’t care that much (unless they are a weirdo). Just do what makes you happy and stop caring about what others think of you so much. When you do get laid you’ll be the exact same person before you got laid, nothing changes. The problem is you.

[Anonymous No.29587224]

>>29586219
Just had deja vu reading that.
Either way sounds like your self esteem is fucked. Go and fuck one top-ish tier escort for 2 hours and then ask for a completely honest rating. Work on yourself then go back and get more feedback. You'll find that over time provided you work on yourself that women will come around. Remember though, women don't mean shit and won't do anything for you unless you're already on a positive streak. Think of them like a life multiplier, if you're negative they'll multiply the negativity, if you're positive they'll amplify it.

I did the prostitute feedback thing over a year and during that time I banged ton of women. I'm not proud of having gone but sometimes you need to cut negative feedback loops with money.

>>29586329
>No, he's pro-prostitution, he even suggested i do it to prove im not gay.
Well why don't you just ask your dad to buy you someone nice for an hour to get him off your back?

>>29587123
Link to this retarded priced website please

[Anonymous No.29587257]

>try to short sell it
>it rises
>"okay, fuck it, let's just buy and stake"
>it goes up
Fucking currency, I swear to God.

I got only one lesson, wanna trade with profit - try bots. Waiting for Bot Ocean release to use best instruments

[Anonymous No.29587280]

can you post a face pic, i am very interested to know what a sperg this massive might look like. no offense but you seem as if your parents have driven you completely insane.

[Anonymous No.29587281]

itt: faggots

put yourself in op's dad's shoes. you really want some faggot for a son? nobody wants failure for their children

[Anonymous No.29587328]

>>29587178
Wow that sucks

[Anonymous No.29587427]

>>29587094
>an ivy league student would be hired at the stop

Imagine actually believing this. You do realize that only worked in the 80s right? Every place of business has 1000 resumes of ivy students who get turned down all the time.

>What are you applying for? These high end jobs then maybe thats true. But your claims that you cant get ANY job without this just arent true. Stop being a fucking deluded snob and just wage cuck if youre that desperate or just shut up.

Ok, i'll start applying to Walmart and MacDonald.

I can't believe this is the new America. Literally slaving at MacDonalds and Walmart for a living.

[Anonymous No.29587433]

>>29587280

[Anonymous No.29587497]

>>29587281
A good father would help the kid learn how to attract a woman. It's really not hard. This guy is just a negative nancy who is bereft of hope and probably sucks every bit of fun out of a room when he opens his mouth. That is probably due to a shitty upbringing in a family that has intimacy issues galore. Still, it's his responsibility to take charge of his own life, he's 22 years old and needs to fucking act like it.

[Anonymous No.29587517]

>>29587123
>paying a $1000 for a prostitute
I wouldn’t fuck a whore if she paid me to, fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.29587527]

>>29587281
He should have slouched him to pay an escort at 16 then instead of being a whiny bitch

[Anonymous No.29587532]

>>29587281
>have sex
kys

[Anonymous No.29587576]

>>29587224
>Either way sounds like your self esteem is fucked. Go and fuck one top-ish tier escort for 2 hours and then ask for a completely honest rating. Work on yourself then go back and get more feedback. You'll find that over time provided you work on yourself that women will come around. Remember though, women don't mean shit and won't do anything for you unless you're already on a positive streak. Think of them like a life multiplier, if you're negative they'll multiply the negativity, if you're positive they'll amplify it.

That's actually a good idea ngl.

>Well why don't you just ask your dad to buy you someone nice for an hour to get him off your back?

I'm super embarassed and worried that if i can't cum because im so nervous and he asks her about me he'll think im even more gay.

>link to this website

https://www.nyelitemodelclub.com/

[Anonymous No.29587624]

>>29587427
America is fucked lmaooo.Im sure glad Im not an amerifat. I basically have walked into all my wage slave jobs post uni while Im deciding what I want out of a career.

You sound like a massive stuck up, spoilt prick. Nothing wrong with wage slaving while you figure yourself out / build portfolios etc. You really are beyond saving. If its been a Larp all along thanks for getting me riled up and entertained/

[Anonymous No.29587641]

>>29584579
You have a stupid motivation. You are stupid. You Will Not Make It

[Anonymous No.29587660]

>>29587280
An annoymous rating gave me a 2/10 and the most i ever got was "slightly under average". I have a really asymmetrical eye area, my face is really short, and my jawline curves upwards.

I look like that typical "birdcel" meme but im not that bad.

[Anonymous No.29587740]

>>29587497
>not that hard

It's basically impossible to get women post-2012 without a shitton of money

>>29587517
All women are disgusting, except for top escorts.

[Anonymous No.29587767]

>>29584991
Maybe if you’re American christfags. Normal people don’t do this.

[Anonymous No.29587844]

>>29587740
lol no. how do you think poor people still get wives and families? Are they the best looking people around? Nope, they just take their shots and eventually it works out.

[Anonymous No.29587870]

>>29587576
>https://www.nyelitemodelclub.com/
youre having a fucking laugh ahahahahah.
>Wants to fuck whore.
>Only willing to settle for models.
You really are NGMI.

[Anonymous No.29587889]

>>29587624
>Nothing wrong with wage slaving while you figure yourself out / build portfolios e

I already figured out what i want, a job in finance, literally any job in finance.

But im coming to accept that will never actually happen, especially because Wharton is below Harvard, Yale, and some say even University of Columbia.

>>29587641
>wanting a natural human need is a bad motivaiton.

[Anonymous No.29587984]

>>29587870
Show me a website of whores that aren't SUPER UGLY that aren't $1000.

I don't have high standards, but the other whores were literal landwhales or had plastic surgury faces that looked like freaks

>>29587844
That was the past when women would settle, they don't anymore.

[Anonymous No.29588010]

>>29584125
>Prostitute's charge minimum of $1000 per session.

Kek you can fuck a 8-9/10 for €60 here in Germany

[Anonymous No.29588087]

>>29588010
I saw some of the girls in those brothels and they looked really gross, like sterotypical streetwalker level gross.

Do you have any pictures of any non-gross ones?

[Anonymous No.29588116]

>>29587328
it is what it is

[Anonymous No.29588184]

>>29587984
>>29587984
>Show me a website of whores that aren't SUPER UGLY that aren't $1000.

LMAOOO. you dont find whores online like fucking amazon. Escort services maybe, but not whores. You thinking you can use Honey to get a reduced rate coupon at the same time? Chances are even if you paid for one on a website they wont even sleep with you because they are escorts. You want a whore? You drive round your area or go to another city and pick one up on the corner who doesnt repulse you.

[Anonymous No.29588248]

>>29587178
OP heed me warning

[Anonymous No.29588313]

>>29587889
>natural human need
Yea you NEED to fuck dirty whores?
You are a fucking retard aren't you?

[Anonymous No.29588382]

>>29588184
Where do you find them? I've been out at night a lot and never actually seen a whore.

[Anonymous No.29588479]

>>29588313
I just want to lose my virginity dude.

[Anonymous No.29588517]

>>29586023
>I'm managing as a skinnyfat 5'2 manlet
>and I still manage to climb into a fairly decent vagina at least once a month

As a skinnyfat 5'6" manlet, I can assure you that this is absolutely NOT possible.

[Anonymous No.29588564]

>>29588087
No pics but I usually use this site
eurogirlsescort.com

[Anonymous No.29588625]

>>29588184
This is just bonafide false information. Jewgle private delights and use your own discretion in selecting a whore.

[Anonymous No.29588767]

ROAD

Penny stock atm, but update upcoming next Monday

https://mobile.twitter.com/ROAD920/status/1364357929772613632

Thank me later anom

[Anonymous No.29588903]

>>29587427
>I can't believe this is the new America. Literally slaving at MacDonalds and Walmart for a living.
Fucking kek, its been like this since the dawn of time. Young men do horrible jobs whilst they learn the ropes, if they're good enough they takeover the reigns where the jobs are less physically demanding but have more consequences to failing. Plough on through and you'll be fine.

>>29587576
>worried you won't cum
You will. There's no way as a 22 yr old virgin who has never had someone touch their dick before is not going to get an erection and not finish in 1-2 mins. Especially not considering the overpriced semen demon you'll pick for the first time.
>embarassed
Why don't you just tell him you're considering it and see what he says, he might offer.

>https://www.nyelitemodelclub.com/
>model tier
That'll be why its $1k, consider shopping down. https://adultsearch.com/new-york/new-york-city/female-escorts/2291909 . No idea if that site is any good but they're about $100-$200 an hour. Sign up to some punting specific forums and really shop around and find the better sites. You should stay away from agencies unless you're actually wealthy because they'll rip you off.
This guy >>29588625 gets it

[Anonymous No.29588964]

>>29588479
If you JUST want to lose your virginity why the fuck are your whore standards so retarded.
How about you become a whore and I'll pay to take your little butthole virginity.

[Anonymous No.29589043]

>>29588010
+1 true, europe is overwhelmed with whores, you can get decent one for 60-100€, most of time they are from east europe, where their average montly wage is like 200

[Anonymous No.29589129]

>>29588903
>Fucking kek, its been like this since the dawn of time. Young men do horrible jobs whilst they learn the ropes, if they're good enough they takeover the reigns where the jobs are less physically demanding but have more consequences to failing. Plough on through and you'll be fine.

My dad worked as an investment banker straight out of college, literally bought 3 houses with bank credit when he was in his 20s and rented them out, in NEW YORK. That's partly why he's so rich today.

Then there's me who gets better grades than him, same school can't even work at the shittest firm in existence.

>You will. There's no way as a 22 yr old virgin who has never had someone touch their dick before is not going to get an erection and not finish in 1-2 mins. Especially not considering the overpriced semen demon you'll pick for the first time.

People can't cum their first time though, my friend lost his virginity to a prostitute at 19 and didn't cum even though he said she looked really good.

[Anonymous No.29589199]

>>29588964
My whore standards aren't that high

[Anonymous No.29590121]

Don't do it OP, it's not worth it, and I say that as another 22 year old virgin.
>be me, 6 foot, skinny fit, toned working man's body
>150 God level IQ
>Making good progress on developing a decent career for myself
>No social anxiety
BUT
>Talking to women feels like talking to children
>genuinely hate people with mid wit IQs (most women)
>Never got any in high school because all the chicks I attempted to date had issues
>most of them coalburners now
>Obesity levels through the roof
>White bitches are too political now (ACAB/BLM)
>Can't stand emotional attachments, might as well throw a leech on my dick
>Can't handle mood swinging hormonal and irrational actions
>By this point I've given up and only care about money
>don't want to be a genetic dead end but running out of options either way
>High IQ take: taking life is just as valuable as giving life
>become hitler 2
Don't worry about women OP, they will only drag you down to their level.

[Anonymous No.29590181]

>>29583794
Go to some 3rd world country, there you can fuck a 10/10 for 100$/hour

[Anonymous No.29590285]

>>29589129
>My dad worked as an investment banker straight out of college, literally bought 3 houses with bank credit when he was in his 20s and rented them out, in NEW YORK. That's partly why he's so rich today.
Right, well do the same but not in new york. NY wasn't always as expensive as it was, you just need to find another area to do it in that you think might be "up and coming". For example, you could buy some shitbox in detroit for $5k and hope it takes off. It won't because theres too many niggers there but thats the kind of investments you need to be looking at if you're going to follow in daddys footsteps. Also from what you said, your dad had finished college before becoming an investment banker, so maybe you should try doing that first before you whine how unfair it is. Granted that your dad probably had it easy with loans and house prices, consider that everyone else is in roughly the same position as you, make the best of it and you'll prosper, but if you continue with the defeatist attitude you'll end up like one of those burnt out retards with ear gauges.

>People can't cum their first time though
Only faggots anon. In a 2 hour session she WILL get it out. Your friend likely cheaped out and did a 30min booking, got part way in and then got told to leave.
Here's some things that'll make it easier for you to find someone good:
>Girlfriend experience (GFE)
>Oral without (OWO)
>No barebacking
>reasonably well reviewed
>willing to dress up
>swallow or cum in mouth (CIM)
>unlimited finishes in 2 hours (you'll probably manage between 2-4, but your balls will hurt on the 4th) -- You must clarify this before you book otherwise you might get kicked out in 10mins when you finish prematurely.
>contact first and find out if they're good with virgins
That should get you started with someone who would be willing to cater to your shit and also provide decent service. Don't talk about how wealthy you are/will be, don't mention specific schools etc

[Anonymous No.29590320]

>>29590121
I am a huge fan of Adolf Hitler so i like you're mind but i can't resist wanting sex

>>29590181
Where do you find them once you're there? I was thinking ukraine but wouldn't know where to go

[Anonymous No.29590441]

>>29590285
>do the same

I literally can not find a job at all, no firm will hire me at all. So i can't do the same.

>Also from what you said, your dad had finished college before becoming an investment banker, so maybe you should try doing that first before you whine how unfair it is

These days if you don't get an internship in an investment bank by third year summer, you can't enter the field.

If you don't get an intern in collage you can't even go into finance today.

>Only faggots anon. In a 2 hour session she WILL get it out. Your friend likely cheaped out and did a 30min booking, got part way in and then got told to leave.

He had a 90 minute session, it is impossible to cum because it was his first time, no one can first time around.

[Anonymous No.29590530]

>>29590285
And i have to mention schools, they pre-screen you and demand access to your linkedin before taking you.

[Anonymous No.29590634]

>>29583794
Tryst.link faggot.

[Anonymous No.29590763]

>>29585712
Are you from the US? “Nice” has a pretty negative connotation here like a pushover or a simp. I feel like friendly, sociable, confident would be better things to aim at than “nice”

[Anonymous No.29590860]

>>29584125
>I'm one of the most skilled people in the United States
LMAO if that were true you wouldn’t be on 4chan asking how to get money to get laid fucking loser

[Anonymous No.29590927]

>>29590320
>cant resist wanting sex
Yeah it's perfectly natural and very difficult to get beyond it. I used to have random bouts of intense depression, to the point of bursting into tears when I realized I will never get laid, but these days I think it's for the better. I have hobbies, I like my job, I have plans for my own future and goals that I know how to achieve. I bust my ass every day. I get up at 7:30 for school, come home and do crypto for a few hours, then go to work until 10pm, then stay up until 12 researching more about crypto. On the weekends I'm entirely burned out and would have no patience for women anyway. My mom is worried about my mental health but my dad is a hella based ex-soldier and has seen some of the most desperate and depraved shit that human beings are capable of. He thinks I'm doing good, I guess I'm doing alright.

[Anonymous No.29590971]

what the fuck, thought the whore posting was just a joke

just go have sex with your wife or if you don't have one just use some stupid dating app. Millenials have it easy with their tinders and eharmony shit.

[Anonymous No.29590994]

>>29590441
>These days if you don't get an internship in an investment bank by third year summer, you can't enter the field.
Bullshit. You just require higher grades. Do extra curricular activities related to what you're studying, they pay off more than an internship. I'm in a top 100 FTSE company with no internships but I started my own business (cost me $1.5k), it was unsuccessful but swung me a job.

>He had a 90 minute session, it is impossible to cum because it was his first time, no one can first time around.
It really isn't, the average man is geared to cum near-instantly with an attractive enough woman. If you're really worried about it try not fapping for a few days before hand.

>>29590530
>they pre-screen you and demand access to your linkedin before taking you
An independent escort, who you phone up isn't going to check your fucking linkedin page. They want to know when you're coming, what for and for how long.

[Anonymous No.29591052]

>>29590860
>loser

Yeah, because a top student at Wharton business school who comes from a banker family who was in Scottish Rite, is a loser with no skill

Ok buddy.

Keep being white trash.

[Anonymous No.29591166]

>>29590927
That sounds really depressing desu anon.

[Anonymous No.29591269]

>>29590971
I used tinder for a year now, got 27 matches and they ghosted me or unmatched me

You can't get women these days unless you are super rich.

In the 80s you needed to be a doctor, lawyer, or accountant to get laid,

now you can only be an investment banker or higher.

[Anonymous No.29591371]

>>29590994
My friend was on nofap for a week before going, didn't help

>Bullshit. You just require higher grades. Do extra curricular activities related to what you're studying, they pay off more than an internship. I'm in a top 100 FTSE company with no internships but I started my own business (cost me $1.5k), it was unsuccessful but swung me a job.

I have top grades, doesn't help

>An independent escort, who you phone up isn't going to check your fucking linkedin page. They want to know when you're coming, what for and for how long.

Yeah that's how they knew my friends work history when he showed up, because they never check /s.

[Anonymous No.29591458]

>>29590971
>millenails

Nevermind you're a boomer

Back in your day it was super easy to get rich, literally anyone with a pulse could be a millionaire before they were 30, you'd never understand

[Anonymous No.29591512]

>>29591166
Yes and no. It's entirely a matter of perspective. I stay focused on where I want to be in 10 years, not tomorrow. I'm going through hell but I keep it to myself, it's nobody else's problem. Everyone has their own shit to deal with. Mine is intense loneliness. Not to say I don't have friends, but throughout my entire life there has been only a few people that truly understand my position. Everyone else just thinks I'm an asshole, but I will get the last laugh.

[Anonymous No.29591575]

>>29591269
Yep that’s why there is literally no one, not one single person born between 1980-1990 who’s dad isn’t a doctor lawyer or accountant

[Anonymous No.29591613]

>>29591269
Are you retarded? People on tinder don't even know you, you can be a literal fucking hobo as long as you take a shower and take an attractive photograph. The internet has tonnes of sex site things, literally don't be a fat sack of shit, don't have absurd standards, and you will be able to have sex with someone.

If you're hideous, then I guess the apps won't work, but maybe try using a photo of you sitting on a gold toilet or something.

[Anonymous No.29591719]

>>29591575
I speak in hyperbole.

My point is the only reason you got women when you were young was because you got to be rich young and early in life. It was the 1980s, the era of greed.

These days women will demand you be in the 1% or they won't even look at you.

[Anonymous No.29591793]

>>29591613
>Are you retarded? People on tinder don't even know you, you can be a literal fucking hobo as long as you take a shower and take an attractive photograph. The internet has tonnes of sex site things, literally don't be a fat sack of shit, don't have absurd standards, and you will be able to have sex with someone.

I used my best possible photos, and i went for the absolute bottom tier women, i even tried landwhales but they ghosted me.

[Anonymous No.29591944]

>>29591052
None of that means shit when you can’t even speak to a woman lol go ask your daddy for more money crybaby while the rest of us carve our own paths who weren’t born into a spoiled silver spoon family

[Anonymous No.29591954]

>>29591371
>Yeah that's how they knew my friends work history when he showed up
Oh fuck off. Explain how a text message that goes:
>around for 1 hr at X?
>text me the address
>see you soon
Somehow gets your personal details?

>My friend was on nofap for a week before going, didn't help
I love this magic friend who exists to counter every point, did he fail with cumeazy cream too?

[Anonymous No.29592076]

>>29591052
>business school
>skills
Pick one. Anyway, true or not, you have an obvious self defeating mentality. No advice can change your mindset for you sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.29592200]

>>29591944
>can't even speak to a women

Yeah, i totally can't speak to a woman, even though im in the top 10% of social skills of all men and am super manipulative.

And you are the one who's spoiled, if you have top tier genetics that allows you to sleep with women then you have a silver spoon too, you have a genetic silver spoon that gives you more privilege than even a billionaire has.

[Anonymous No.29592309]

>>29591954
>Somehow gets your personal details?

Her website demanded his linkedin as proof of reference, when he got there they talked for a half hour first, and the girl mentioned she noticed he was a financial analyst and asked what it was like

And i love how you make shit up, about how guys cum in their first time.

>>29592076
Anyone with real skills go to business school, why would you ever go for a harder job when you can get paid more to do less?

[Anonymous No.29592413]

>>29586442
whores do

women don't

[Anonymous No.29592491]

>>29592200
>even though im in the top 10% of social skills of all men and am super manipulative
What the fuck lol sure man

[Anonymous No.29592580]

>>29592491
Yeah that's why my Strategy professor said "anon you are an excellent conversationalist" when i had to do a mock conversation with him on convincing him of a certain policy in a case.

[Anonymous No.29592689]

>>29592200
OP confirmed fag

[Anonymous No.29592719]

>Yeah that's why my Strategy professor said "anon you are an excellent conversationalist"

[Anonymous No.29592731]

>>29592689
How am i a fag?

[Anonymous No.29592757]

>>29591458
"Back in my day" we grew up with out the internet and mobile phones and apps and you lot need to survive. Nothing was "super easy", we were just that good because we were forged in actual hardship.

Want to know something? Better have a wise friend, otherwise you are going to the library/reading the encyclopedia. Want to meet someone somewhere? Better arrange that in person or over a landline and then arrive in a timely manner. Want to get groceries? Wow you have to go to a store, not have some skiny jeans grub hub hippy deliver your onions juice. Want to get laid? go to some singles event or just be a friendly human being that has friend.

holy fuck the absolute state of this board. Can't believe I immigrated to the States, a country whose future consists of transgender alphabet people pumped up on hormones and glued to youtubes on their phone. literal joke tier

[Anonymous No.29592802]

>>29586023
>SA
Im a bong whats that?

[Anonymous No.29592806]

if you can't put together $300 to bang a hooker or talk your way into having sex for free, /pol/ is that way