Opinion: The Warren Buffett Style of Investing is Kinda Gay

[Anonymous No.29573786]

Long have I thought about Berkshire’s conservative approach to investing, and the more I think about the more gay I realize it is. I mean come on, all Buffett and Munger do is throw a few billions at an already established money printing company, and wait like 35 years for a 20% return and sell.

Where is the fun in that? Spoiler: there is none, If I had that many billions all I would do is throw a couple big ones at Apple and forget about it too. A literal 5 year old, or average WallStreetBets user post GameStop could do that shit with ease, it’s the stock market equivalent of sitting in a corner with a shotgun and not moving in Call of Duty.

Buffett maybe you should grow a pair and maybe I don’t know throw 50% of all of your funds available cash into OTM $ARKK options expiring at the end of this week? I wouldn’t even care if you bought puts just to show me you’re not the coward I think you are, showing me you can adapt to the times.

We live in times where there are hedge funds who exclusively trade options and you still trade like it’s the 1880s when you were a younger twenty year old investor trying to save some extra cash.

https://thestonkmarket.com/opinion-the-warren-buffett-style-of-investing-is-kinda-gay/

[Anonymous No.29573889]

>>29573786
just be born in the biggest bull run in history and live 100 years bro

[Anonymous No.29574100]

It's funny that stocktwits likes to post this picture whenever a stock is down, as though sitting in the red for months on end is some genius investor move.

[Anonymous No.29574468]

>>29573786
You’re extremely and thoroughly retarded. Look, Buffet is a cunt but you missed the entire point of what he’s doing. Look at his chart over the years. The gains aren’t important. What’s important is survival and hedging risk against catastrophic black swan events. Lots of idiots get lucky in moon shot shitcoins and make 1000x but the vast majority of people lose their lunch.
>tldr; Buffet is a fag but his strategy is sound and not gay.

[Anonymous No.29574486]

>>29573786
Lol

[Anonymous No.29574614]

>gets lucky with a handful of stocks that end up mooning over his 100-year lifespan
>most of his other investments failed and he even panic sold/refused to buy some moonshots
>OMG WHAT A GENIUS

[Anonymous No.29574771]

It doesn't work in modern times.

[Anonymous No.29574795]

>>29574468
>the gains aren't important
this is the most based thing that has ever been posted
>lots of idiots get lucky in moon shot shitcoins and make 1000x
this is me. btc, link, and soon rbc
>vast majority lose their lunch
also me, those gains are gone due to all the other shitcoins

[Anonymous No.29574838]

>>29574614
Welcome to investing. OP clearly is doing a retarded copy pasta not to be taken seriously as was obvious when he said: just buy apple bro

[Anonymous No.29574906]

>>29574771
>hurr durr theres no new 4ir cryptoassets up and coming you could invest in which is a similar opportunity to stocks back then

[Anonymous No.29575190]

>>29573786
Berkshire Hathaway stock still doing better than bitcoin

[Anonymous No.29575907]

>>29574100
ok but it literally is tho as 90% of retards can't do it

[Anonymous No.29576033]

Didn't Buffett have 8mil+ (including inflation) by the time he was 30? Dude is only giving the "boring" advice because most people are too stupid to do what he does.

[Anonymous No.29576781]

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[Anonymous No.29576812]

>>29575907
When you're down 25%, you don't even want to look at your portfolio. Holding isn't a special skill.

[Anonymous No.29576856]

>>29575907

I'm a retard and I do it all the time

I am the %10

[Anonymous No.29577046]

Do you guys seriously not know he’s just a big time insider trader who covers his tracks with “DD”?

[Anonymous No.29577377]

>>29573889
Literally this, also have a billion dollars startup funds

[Anonymous No.29577763]

>>29573786
His investment style is to buy a significant stake in a company that is facing pressure and get a crazy deal for doing it.
You cant do what he does so it's dumb to try and copy his moves.

[Anonymous No.29577928]

>>29573786
cant wait for this boomer to die

[Anonymous No.29578103]

>>29573786
His style is literally identify a strong company trading at a slight discount, buy an enourmous position and get outsized compounding returns, anyone could do the same.

You have to actually be able to value things correctly and be patient though, so 99% of people wont.

[Anonymous No.29578139]

>>29573786
he is part of the simulation

never listen to this 99 year old moron


ne is 100 years old

[Anonymous No.29578261]

>>29573786
>Just have the equivalent of $50k in today's dollars given to you as a teenager
>Just be born in a time when you're going Into adulthood right when markets are at historic lows since the great depression
>Just look him in the eyes and give a firm handshake
Albeit one of the most successful ones, he's just another boomer who doesnt realize how fortuitous be was to be born when he was

[Anonymous No.29578573]

>>29577046
>DD
? did he hide behind some titties when getting his info?

[Anonymous No.29578910]

>>29573786
Value investing is not necessarily low returns.

I've used a value investing strategy that's returned me about 38.5% annualized for the past 5 years, and I'm a lazy fucker in terms of doing research.

My drawdowns are also extremely low. But yeah, that's more than a 5X in 5 years, not bad.

My goal over the next 5 years is to return 50%+ annualized, now that I know much more than I did when I started.

If I can maintain a 50% return for 10 years, I will 57X my money, and 300X from where I started in the 15 years I've been investing.

Your goal when investing no matter what you do should be to get as high returns per year as you possibly can, but in a way with extremely low drawdowns. It's extremely difficult to recover from a loss, and you better be confident to average down into your positions when they drop 90%+ for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.29579113]

>>29578103
If you follow his old strategies you could get 100%+ gains per year.

For example, security arbitrage (long convertibles short common) & companies trading below liquidation value still exist to a large extent.

[Anonymous No.29579143]

>>29578910
>38.5% annualized
so you're saying with half a mil i can do 190k a year in passive income?

[Anonymous No.29579155]

>>29578573
kys coomer

[Anonymous No.29579223]

>>29578261
imagine a 50 btc hodlr in 2070

[Anonymous No.29579260]

>>29573786
I agree OP, Buffet should go ALL IN on Rubic - even in old age it would help him stay nice and cubic

[Anonymous No.29579262]

>>29578261
>who doesnt realize how fortuitous be was to be born when he was
nigger if you bought bitcoin in 2015 ever dollar would now be 200 dollars
crypto has been at "historic lows" for the past decade but you're still broke

[Anonymous No.29579582]

>>29578261
I feel like most people would be able to succeed in that situation. He certainly is one lucky fucker

[Anonymous No.29579758]

>>29579155
can't, the thought of some big titty secretary rubbin' her tits on Warren's face while he looks at emails with insider trading info is a hot thought.

[Anonymous No.29579834]

>>29573786
underaged zoomer thinks he can outperform buffett
Let us know when you have 200 billion in cash to throw around numbnuts

[Anonymous No.29580441]

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[Do better No.29580582]

>>29573786
fuck off gambler

[Anonymous No.29581405]

>>29574468
All, buffet has clearly stated that he would make much better returns if he managed less money. The sheer size he has to move around has serious implications for liquidity.

[Anonymous No.29581414]

>>29577046
I.e every famous investor

[Anonymous No.29581448]

>>29579143
If you can find good investments sure. You have to be extremely patient and disciplined. Most of my recent gains were made on oil stocks, buying gamestop at $3.75-$24 years ago, media stocks severely beaten down during covid.

You have to have a strong conviction to average down on companies that most people would disregard because of macro factors, recent earnings, etc.. but that you know either trade at a substantial discount to asset value or at an extremely low multiple of their long term earnings power.

You basically have to ignore short-term business fluctuations and look out more than a few quarters into the future, without being wrong in your analysis.

[Anonymous No.29581599]

>>29573786
do opposite of that this jew does
retard is out of touch
>pull out of airlines
>airlines boom
>pull out of oil
>oil boom

[Anonymous No.29582159]

le ebin trol XD

[Anonymous No.29582626]

>>29579262
This. Young Buffet would be all into crypto now

[Anonymous No.29583111]

>>29581405
This
People think Renaissance Capital is some magical quant fund that has figured out the secret formula of the stock market and also read the name of God but really they just limit access to their fund if their assets under management go over like $100 million

All they gotta do is yolo some of that money into one 100X trade every 5-10 years and they'll have absolutely beaten the market handedly

[Anonymous No.29584213]

>>29578139
He’s only 90, he’s still in his prime.

[Anonymous No.29584456]

>>29573786
Warren Buffet was good friends with the embezzler Lawrence E King. Lawrence E King was also a rapist.

[Anonymous No.29584726]

>>29573786
>how to become rich if you're already rich

[Anonymous No.29584798]

>>29574771
Deferment of gratification is not some thing that works anymore? I think you’re wrong

[Anonymous No.29585436]

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[Anonymous No.29586441]

>>29584726
That's what investing is fag.

[Anonymous No.29586576]

>>29573786
everyone conveniently forgets that warren buffet's father was a four term congressman and owned a brokerage.
>DUDE LMAO HE EARNED IT FAIR AND SQUARE
>NO INSIDER INFORMATION, EVER
>JUST BUY AND HOLD FOR 70 YEARS

[Anonymous No.29586927]

>>29577046
Why is he and Cathie Woods buying BMY when it's traded at such a low multiple compared to their current and future drug line that is in the works

That's where value is found...


Also do the opposite of 2008

2008 = high house inventory = banks, housing, goes down

2021 = low inventory = banks, housing, machinery, commodities go up

It's not rocket science brother. Also banks have the ppp loans and are hedged if rates go up because they get a better spread