/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29495415]

Give me your unconventional made-it plans.

[Anonymous No.29495695]

I don't plan on buying a property. I'll just keep travelling. I want to regularly rent the nicest Airbnb penthouse in Bangkok and party with several ladyboys. I want to fuck and suck them while on molly.
Then if I'm bored, I'll go to Mombasa Kenya and fuck hot skinny black women.
When I get exhausted, I'll go stay with family members to reenergize.
>t. Almost made it

[Anonymous No.29495770]

Become a politician with 0 backers so I can say and do whatever I want without fear.

[Anonymous No.29497019]

>>29495415
Put all my gains into Altria for that sweet dividend

[Anonymous No.29497112]

I want to hear silence for once in my life.

[Anonymous No.29497136]

pay off the loan shark that is having sex with my wife's boyfriend

[Anonymous No.29497609]

>Student loan debt
>Medical debt
>buying a vehicle
>nice vacation
>luxury dining
>traveling abroad
Those people keep falling for every jew trick, no wonder why they ngmi
Also, investing long term in HBAR while gambling with shitcoins is my plan. im doing pretty good so far.

[Anonymous No.29498001]

>>29497136
>my wife's boyfriend
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.29498050]

Buying the employers of my highschool bullies and firing them

[Anonymous No.29498802]

>>29495415
>buy high dividend ETF in stock and REITs
>payout is enough to fund my lifestyle

[Anonymous No.29498915]

>>29495695
>hot
>skinny
>black
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.29499269]

I'm gonna be free from all the cuckholdry surrounding normal life I'll just keep travelling and moving forward

[Anonymous No.29499362]

>>29495415
Travelling around in africa and fucking as many black sluts as I possibly can.

[Anonymous No.29499517]

Just wanna buy a small house and get a wife whose ass I can sniff all day

[Anonymous No.29499804]

>>29495415
ex-pat
Live in New Zealand or somewhere warm where there isn't a fucking power outage/disaster every month
Own a modest home and fuel efficient car
Doing deliveries not because I need the money, but because I get to get out of the house, periodically.
Can study art so that I can finally get my ideas off the floor.
No debt or any other shit weighing me down.
Don't have to worry about money anymore.
Can still dabble in crypto without having to watch my phone like a hawk.
>tfw never gonna make it because retarded

[Anonymous No.29500602]

>>29495415
Start a publishing company and distribute antisemitic literature.

[Anonymous No.29501114]

Joined the military, used government backed loan to buy a house, "rented" out rooms to lots of people so we could all get housing allowance, got auto-promoted and a free security clearance, been dumping everything into BTC since my student loans were paid off.

It wasn't a great make it plan but my goal was to make it as foolproof as possible, and it worked. I'll be quitting soon since I'm expecting to hit my retirement target this bullrun. I'm going to cash out roughly 25% of my stack at that point to put into divvy stocks for some cashflow then I'll work on starting my own business without having to worry about income. If that fails, I can always fall back on getting a government job as a veteran.

[Anonymous No.29501419]

>>29495415
A year long, international hooker tour. Start off in Europe: Spain>France>Netherlands>Germany>Austria>Czech Republic>Hungary>Romania>Ukraine.

Then off to SE Asia: Thailand>Cambodia>Vietnam>Phillipines

Then to South America:
Brazil>Colombia>Panama>Costa Rica>Dominican Republic

Then finish off in Canada.

[Anonymous No.29501724]

>>29497136
W.W.WHAT

[Anonymous No.29501804]

>make 5m

I'm buying a condo, two houses and Porsche GT3

[Anonymous No.29501949]

>>29498915
Put your Tinder location to Kenya, fren.

[Anonymous No.29502106]

>>29501949
Based

[Anonymous No.29502115]

>>29501949
>spending all your crypto gains on AIDS treatment
anon...

[Anonymous No.29502155]

>>29495415
Make 200k/yr off of yield farming. Continually reinvest, move into real estate, buy a construction company, start a video game company, share my wealth with my family and close friends, support pro-life and Christian charities

[Anonymous No.29502185]

>>29501949
I want to race mix instantly.

[Anonymous No.29502209]

>>29501419
i would learn "antiretroviral" in some foreign languages anon

[Anonymous No.29502246]

>>29499804
What are your art ideas?

[Anonymous No.29502325]

>>29502155
now thats how a king spends his money

[Anonymous No.29502453]

>>29495415
Invest for dividends.
Start a waste management company.

[Anonymous No.29502504]

I wanna get a job in my field and move over to Scandinavia unironically. I'll probably use my crypto gains to buy a house or something over there to make it easier.
>t. uni student

[Anonymous No.29502558]

>>29495415
1. Buy cryptos
2. Move somewhere cheap like Africa, Asia, or maybe somewhere middwest.

[Anonymous No.29502607]

I won't stop until I'm at least as powerful than George Soros.

[Anonymous No.29502658]

I'm thinking of maybe after 8-10 years in my welding career retiring at 37-40 and taking care of our future kids/home, of course before we get married we're gonna travel, do some drugs, fuck some hot girls and guys, eat like kings for a bit. But unconventionally I am thinking of maybe opening a small Japanese food restaurant, kind of like midnight diner but nicer in our small town of idaho.

[Anonymous No.29502694]

>>29495415
>lakecabin
>private property
>wildlife traps all over to keep people out
>shitpost on biz while fishing

[Anonymous No.29502722]

>write novel
>adapt it to screenplay
>start production company
>contract film production from Netflix or other film studio

[Anonymous No.29502849]

>>29501949
>>29495695
Based
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/i-slept-with-1400-girls-impregnated-600-in-6-african-countries-french-tourists-recounts/

[Anonymous No.29503109]

buy apartment in some warm low tax country and move there

i just want out of Finland for fucks sake.. job is comfy wfh programming job with relatively high salary but god this place is boring, seriously would probably rather live in africa now

realistically the earliest i can make it is in 10 years with very aggressive investing, already own small apartment in helsinki

[Anonymous No.29503270]

>>29495695
HOLY based.

[Anonymous No.29503276]

>>29503109
If you had to be somewhere else in europe where would you choose? I'm in America and if (when) things get much worse I'm seriously considering italy or poland.

[Anonymous No.29503307]

>>29502115

If you can plant a thousand bastard seeds you will have a measurable impact on the region's IQ.

Even then you can always just return home and recieive subsidized treatment. AIDS treatment is the only fairly priced medicine in the country; so much taxpayer money is dumped into it because it's a virtue singal for the gays.

[Anonymous No.29503526]

>>29503276
Portugal has no tax on crypto and low cost of living

[Anonymous No.29503535]

>>29501949
>race mixing is wro-

[Anonymous No.29503562]

>>29498915
Kenyan women are beautiful, my one friend, black American, married a Kikuyu woman, I was in their wedding and the whole family was full of gorgeous women.

[Anonymous No.29503737]

>>29501419
so saving the worst for last I see.

[Anonymous No.29503772]

>>29503276
Malta, Portugal, Spain, Poland, Estonia

Malta is quite low tax and warm but small place. Portugal and Spain are okay I think, but it depends on what area there you live

Poland is developing quick, Warsaw looks better than most European cities. Weather might not be good but I think it will be really good country in the future

Estonia is actually nice too, like Finland but cheaper and much lower taxes, have to suffer the same bad weather though

[Anonymous No.29503803]

>>29501949
maybe /pol/ was wrong

[Anonymous No.29503895]

Buy jagex, change runescape how i want

[Anonymous No.29503985]

>>29502115
It's really hard to get HIV from hetro sex as a man.

[Anonymous No.29504049]

>>29503526
I have heard how inexpensive portugal is. But is it a muslim/ethiopian rape shithole? What are gun laws like?

>>29503772
Thanks that's some good info. What are gun laws like/are they overrun by immigration and rape?

[Anonymous No.29504209]

>>29503307
HIV is treatable with cheap covid antivirals anyway, it's pretty much a non-issue for anyone with a brain in their head these days.

[Anonymous No.29504312]

I can't believe the amount of people shilling aids and how it's totally fine holy fucking shit I hope you get raped and pozzed by a gay guy.

[Anonymous No.29504547]

>>29504049
I don't think those countries have that much (bad) immigrants because they don't high welfare. the migrant problem is mostly in countries with high social benefits like germany, sweden, also increasingly finland sadly. the migrants don't want to stay in countries with no welfare

i think gun laws are quite strict but in EU in Czech Republic the gun laws are the most lax, like almost can walk in store and buy

[Anonymous No.29504642]

>boomers get to buy houses for 25k
>same houses cost 700k-1m now

Lol just work hard you young millenials you only have to wage slave for 50 years while we had too for 1/10th that

[Anonymous No.29504729]

>>29504209

Yep. As unconventional as it sounds it's the second most effective way for a single common Westerner to have a major impact on the future. If that's something you're into then that's the play.

The only other option would be a major act of terrorism, and it would have to be a big one.

[Anonymous No.29504736]

>>29495415
>buy 500 g of test e powder for $500
>manufacture finished vials 20 ml x 300 mg/ml
>sell for $40/vial

[Anonymous No.29504959]

>>29504547
That's too bad about finland you guys have really amazing schools.
Thanks for the info, best of luck to you.

All my stocks are dumping except AMC, clown world.

[Anonymous No.29505031]

Move to Asia
Take all my money out of control of USA
Renounce US citizenship

[Anonymous No.29505396]

i just want a family
idk if im gonna make it brothers

[Anonymous No.29505413]

>>29495770
Enjoy your suicide by gunshot to the back of the head.

[Anonymous No.29505586]

>>29505396
>idk if im gonna make it brothers
You're ngmi bro

[Anonymous No.29505729]

>>29495770
My plan is to bankroll the next Hitler.

[Anonymous No.29505913]

I just give some money to junkies and students on campus and charge them interest.

Iv'e made £32,000 so far from doing it for about 14 months. The only problem is i can't deposit it in my bank account right away without them sending an alert to HMRC. To overcome this, i just put that money in my brokerage account (the brokers don't ask me where i got it from), i then transfer the money to a small wealth/money management firm from the broker account, and then i ask them to transfer it to my bank.

Bank accept the money no questions asked. I will probably get caught eventually but by the rate i'm going i probably won't like in the UK much longer. I'm thinking about just transferring all my earning to my broker account and only transfer the money i need currently.

[Anonymous No.29506020]

>>29504642
Gen x and onwards have been getting more fucked, however since the number of millennials and gen z combined is smaller then the amount of boomers, it would be an interesting satistic to find how many boomers got fucked over compared to the other three.
Most of gen x is still old enough to work, boomers on the other hand.
>little to no retirement plans.
>Their kids are either living pay check to pay check or hate them or both so won't look after them.
>HOA,s turn away most people so they have to sell to mult-nationals meaning all businesses have to do is wait till they become desperate to sell and buy at a relative bargin.
Feel free to add anything comes to mind.

[Anonymous No.29506211]

>>29505913
would withdrawing small stacks at a time, maybe on a weekly/monthly basis into your bank account attract suspicion from HMRC?

[Anonymous No.29506764]

>>29506211
Yep, iv'e tried before and i got investigated, this was just at the beginning and i managed to convince them it was a small loan from my uncle (i had to talk to him to confirm this, he wasn't pleased). I then had to explain to my family how the fuck i managed to gain 4 grand in about 3 months when i'm only working a small student job for 10 hours a week.

So, i'm much more careful now.

[Anonymous No.29508004]

>>29506211
>>29506764

i used to work in the fraud department for a bank (debit/credit card fraud specifically) and pretty much everyone who can see your account is trained to notice these sorts of suspicious patterns. even if you're just calling up to find out when a direct debit started, if they have to go back a few months to find it and they see weird payments in and out, or large amounts of cash being moved around with no obvious explanation, they'll just fill out a quick "suspicious activity report" and go on with their day.

then someone whose only job is catching tax evasion and criminal activity will deep dive your account like a proctologist trying to count your teeth. be as careful as you can, then be even more careful than that, because any bank is well within their rights to lock down your account so that not a penny ever leaves it again until they some proof you're not doing anything illegal. and you can't even take them to court instead, because then you'd have to prove the same thing to a judge.

[Anonymous No.29508243]

>>29505913
So a loan shark?

[Anonymous No.29508999]

>>29505396
You can have mine. I'll consider myself made-it when I can leave them

[Anonymous No.29509645]

>>29505396
Why would you even want that

[Anonymous No.29510430]

>>29495415
I'm tired of this over and over
>1 buy land in (location)
>2 build a small house on it
>3 solar, woodgas, backup fossil; wood, geothermal, backup propane; well, rainwater collection for nonpotable
>3 permaculture
>4 portfolio income generation to pay for tax, tools, healthcare etc
>5 escape the juden

[Anonymous No.29511172]

>>29499804
based and delivery pilled

[Anonymous No.29511248]

I just want to make a quick buck, get around $3k and go to the most luxurious soap land in japan and fuck 3 girls at the same time.

My experience in the $300 soapland was good, i just dont want to live like a peasant for once.

[Anonymous No.29511418]

>>29502246
Big 100 ft black cock and balls statues.

[Anonymous No.29511483]

lol they still try to shill this shit on /biz/
stfu and remove your 4chan acc
so ridiculous to check how you try to make faggots buy
I’m not a retard who believes in this shit, I use Bot Ocean for profitable trading with unique strategies

[Anonymous No.29511495]

>>29502155
> support pro life
It's mostly niggers who get abortions though.

[Anonymous No.29511523]

>>29495695
Based.

[Anonymous No.29511639]

>>29495415
Give 20% of my gains to my Church, spend the rest of my life becoming a philosopher/theologian and working on Christian Apologetics.

[Anonymous No.29511827]

>>29495695
>when I actually recognize that video

There needs to be more like it for sure

[Anonymous No.29511969]

construct a giant Binishell house painted flesh color on a hill in a rural area with an observation dome at the top that looks like a nipple

[Anonymous No.29511982]

>>29495770
Holy retard. People become politicians so they can become rich, not the other way around. Who the fuck wants to spend their life being part of the swamp?

[Anonymous No.29512310]

Open a cool bar in the arts district of my city, be comfy.

[Anonymous No.29512488]

>>29495415
I'd just pay off my mortgage, then quit work. Nothing else would change.