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29472185 No.29472185 [Reply] [Original]

Now me and your mom want to talk. This Bitcoining you’re doing ends today. Your uncle Joe will be here at 4am tomorrow to take you to the factory. You’ll be working with him now. I found your Ledger hidden in your sock drawer and your recovery seed. I’ll hold onto it until you can prove you can hold a regular job down. The Bitcoining isn’t a real job, son and it’s messing with your head. Now why don’t you go have a shave, you want to make a good impression tomorrow. Uncle Joe earns $35k a year, you keep your head down and in 5 years that could be you.

>> No.29472285
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My dad left when I was born.

>> No.29472360
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>>29472185
FUCK OFF DAD!!!!!

>> No.29472432

>>29472185
Im moving out
>>29472285
Hm sounds like he left because you were born

>> No.29472456

>>29472185
oh boy, 35k? You really think I'm worth that much, pops?

>> No.29472544
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>>29472432

>> No.29472550

>>29472185
Fuck you dad Bitcoining is my passion

>> No.29472596

The day you become a man is the day you kick your dad's ass

>> No.29472635

>>29472544
I just wanted to poo, but didn't have enough fart fee.

>> No.29472810

>>29472185
>Nooo dad let me gamble on tokens instead
More bitcuck manpulation.

>> No.29473051

>>29472185
joke's on you I tattooed the seed on my penis and switched my funds to a new wallet as you said this
>ehem...
FUCK UNCLE JOE

>> No.29473222

ITT: Fags that never heard of Ronald Read.

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Fuck you dad, I just wanna trade my linkies and watch anime... and stop calling dead-naming me!!! It's SARAH not Steve!!!!! REEEEEEEE

>> No.29473293

>>29472185
i unironically worked in a factory for 2 years. fucking terrible.

>> No.29473366
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>>29472185
You are not my real dad.

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>>29472185
FUCK YOU KEKLES. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH VALUE I HAVE BEEN STORING!