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>You have 10 seconds to be as millennial as possible.

>> No.29440372

>>29440241
>So I was sucking my girlfriend's cock and it reminded me of an IPA I had the other day.

>> No.29440377

>>29440241
*mounts fixed gear bicycle*

>> No.29440413

Rick & Morty

>> No.29440438

My wife's boyfriends bought me a switch for my birthday.

>> No.29440447

I'm a millennial, unironcally.

>> No.29440460

>>29440241
I sure hope our lord and savior Joe Biden cancels out my student loan debt.

>> No.29440501

>>29440241
I think we need more diversity.

>> No.29440524

>>29440241
>pleasee vote for Bernie Sanders

>> No.29440527

>>29440241
>Downward dog pose in skinny jeans
>As a man

>> No.29440528

Actually walked into the Verizon store and paid cash for the new iPhone the other day but that was mostly because I'm getting Google out of my life.

>> No.29440554

>>29440372
lost

>> No.29440555

>>29440241
>don’t you just love the hustle and bustle of living in a big city!

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>>29440241

>> No.29440575

>>29440241
Did you watch the latest episode of Magdolian omg baby yoda!

>> No.29440598

>let's import a million refugees from third world countries and give them everything they need
>there's no affordable housing, crime is rampant, wages are low, sexual assaults are high
>it must be those damn racist republicans!

>> No.29440629

>>29440241
I'm a nigger

>> No.29440638

>>29440372
/thread

>> No.29440654

>complains on the internet about a common minor life situation

>> No.29440672

>>29440241
have you heard of this underground experimental hip hop group called death grips? i've really gotten into them recently. it's like if a bad trip was musical!

>> No.29440674

>>29440241
>meditations by marcus aurelius

>> No.29440676

>>29440241
I invest in crypto

>> No.29440687

>tv shows doesn't have niggers
>panic attack

>> No.29440691

>>29440241
>drives Outback to lgbt rally

>> No.29440701

this is why we need communism

>> No.29440718

>>29440372
FPBP

>> No.29440722

>>29440372
omfg, he is the chosen one.

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>>29440241
*puts on glasses*
*opens mouth*

>> No.29440756

I had to watch boomerdad on YouTube show me how to use my metamask for pancake swap from my phone while I wait for my kids to fall asleep so I can use my laptop.

And fuck do I hope they cancel my student loan debt. I owe 18k just in interest those goddamn assholes.

>> No.29440759

>>29440241
i love black people and respect women

>> No.29440760

*kills self*

>> No.29440768

Instead hiring white & asian men for our engineering team, let's hire blacks & hispanics

>> No.29440802

>>29440241
Fortnite and G-Fuel

>> No.29440814

>>29440372
What's an IPA

>> No.29440815

Stick it to the hedgies for 08 man

>> No.29440834

Don't you think it's a little "problematic" that we don't have non-dairy creamer in this office?

>> No.29440867

Ok, boomer

>> No.29440877

>>29440814
India pale ale, a kind of beer

>> No.29440884

>>29440555
Checked and underrated

>> No.29440931

>So this local brew collective I crowdfunded in 2012 just sold to Anheuser-Busch and I didn't get a penny for it. Is that legal?

>> No.29440944

You cunce are all degenerates.
Never fucking change. Top quality kek. Just the bread I needed.

>> No.29440958
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>my degree makes me super smart and nobody will notice I’m doing a social experiment for it

>> No.29440974

>>29440674
Kek, patrician choice anon

>> No.29440996

>>29440241
>Being in a date with a fat tatooed girl at starbucks showing her a Rick&Morty episode on my ipad on netflix while giving her some anecdotes "Actuaallyyyy Its scientifically accurate"

>> No.29441033

>>29440241
Something something "orange man bad" something something

>> No.29441050

>>29440996
Jesus fucking christ. Ooof.

>> No.29441054

>>29440241
sry got no time f.a.m. i got to go buy some pokemon cards so imma dip

>> No.29441088
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OMFG EPISODE 1 WAS AMAZING YEEEESSSS

>> No.29441117

>1488, gas kikes

You guys hang out with the wrong millennials.

>> No.29441137

>>29440241
His hairline is too nice to be a millenial.

t. millenial

>> No.29441218

>>29440241
That’s a kike

>> No.29441264

>I paid 250000 for an art history degree, now the job market needs to pay me enough to make it a fiscally responsible decision.

>> No.29441287
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I fucking love Pankcakeswap. They're ganna have so many fucking cool NFTs, dude. They're ganna have an achievements and quests for you to earn points with, and you can use the NFTs for farming pool multipliers, and you can trade and sell the NFTs to other members if they missed out on the timelocked events, and you even pick your own fucking gamertag that's reserved just for you so you can visit your friends pages and see their collections!!! BRO!!! AND YOU'RE GANNA BE ABLE TO HAVE A SOCIAL GAMING NETWORK BUILT INTO A FARMING APP???? BROOOOOOO.

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>>29440241
URRR I'M A HUGE STUPID FAGGOT WATCH AS I SPEND UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNTS OF MONEY ON SHIT I DON'T NEED CONSTANTLY ALL PURCHASED EXCLUSIVELY FROM THE BIGGEST CORPORATIONS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD NEVER SAVING A SINGLE DIME WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY ROLE PLAYING AS AN ILLITERATE TURN OF THE CENTURY RUSSIAN PEASANT WORKING CLASS WARRIOR!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I'M BEING OOPPROOSED!

>>29440372
kek'd

>>29440377
kek'd (and checked)

>> No.29441325

>>29440447
this. Also poor

>> No.29441334

Yolo swag life.

>> No.29441408

>>29440241
*smacks lips*

>> No.29441472

>>29440241
>I can’t afford a house
>heh, who needs kids anyways

>> No.29441480

>>29440460
>>29440501
>>29440524
>>29440527
>>29440555
>>29440598

These are heckin Kek

>> No.29441598

I was born sometime between 1980 and 2000.

>> No.29441654

>>29441291
Is this how /pol/ incels see themselves?

>> No.29441830

OMG I JUST BOUGHT SOME BITCOIN STOCKS GUYS THEY'RE GOING DOWN I NEED TO SELL. WHAT SELL MY GME? NO NEVER IM GOING TO SHOW THOSE TRUST FUNDS! WHAT SHANE YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND (MALE)? SURE I WOULDN'T STOP HER GETTING SATISFACTION OFF OTHER GUYS

>>29441480
>Heckin
We got a winner lads!

>> No.29441882
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>>29441654
>Is this how /pol/ incels see themselves?

>> No.29441916

>>29441654
Pol is full of trannies and commies now so yes

>> No.29442314

>>29440674
Fuck you got me kek

>> No.29442586

>I voted for Pete Buttigieg in the US Primaries

>> No.29442619

>>29440241
I LOVE NIGGERS

>> No.29442639

>>29440372
We didn't grow up with that shit. There might have been 1 gay kid in the entire school and we were allowed to call him a fag without any consequences. This tranny shit started around 2010 with zoomers coming of age.

>> No.29442675

>>29440372
Not bad. Not bad. Would’ve been even better if you specified that it was a New England IPA. Probably the official drink of soibois. West coast IPAs aren’t that soi.

>> No.29442736

>>29440755
Kek

>> No.29442743

Man I'm finally glad I had some money to put in the market having missed the recovery from the great recession because I was a poor college kids. Matter of fact I bet the zoomers are pissed right now.

>> No.29442787

>>29442639
>bullied the gay kids into becoming trannies
pottery

>> No.29442971

>>29442787
Not a single one of those gay kids became trans. We were taught to accept ourselves as we were born. This whole new paradigm started after we left highschool. They were just kicking off the war on terror when we started graduating. They taught us to hate muslims, not ourselves.

>> No.29443365

I fucking love science.

>> No.29443576

>buys shitcoin and sells a week later
>outperforms boomers managed fund's gains from the last ten years
Tssch, nothing personnel baka ojii-san

>> No.29443626

>>29440372
Nice

>> No.29443807

>>29441654
more like how your chicks see us

>> No.29444066

>>29440931
>So this local brew collective I crowdfunded in 2012 just sold to Anheuser-Busch
kek

>> No.29444476

>What do you mean we can't say retard? When did that become a naughty word?

btw fuck zoomers

>> No.29444838
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>Boomers shipped manufacturing and hard industries to all the corners of the world, opened up immigration from the developing world, Allowed the FED to drop interest rates to zero causing the everything bubble, killed marriage, and raised us on television while telling us we're special and unique
>Given all this they still shit talk the generation they raised

Fuck off...

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>>29440241
>no me and my partner actually like each other

>> No.29445850

>>29440814
Initial Penis Agreement

>> No.29446779

Just gonna stare at blogs and beg for money. My parents will leave me something when they die.

>> No.29446854

>>29443807
show selfie with timestamp

>> No.29446946

>>29440241
the other day i heard this guy saying a nice thing about Trump. Yikes!

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>you WILL wear da mask!
>my wife's boyfriend Jamal is coming over tonight
>*Posts on plebbit*
>ORANGE MAN BAD
>I AM A WOMAN

>> No.29447002

>>29440814
inual percentage aield

>> No.29447044

obvious psy op thread

>> No.29447068

Millennials are truly the worst. The country handed them millions. All they had to do was buy a house. But they insisted on blaming everything and everyone for how they couldn’t afford to live in downtown SF/NY. At least the new generation sees through their bullshit, and if anything, will inherit the wealth of the older gen. Cuz fuck giving it to a bunch of basement dwellers who’ve made it known they’re waiting for their parents/grandparents to die. It’s fucking sad since they’ve been waiting for decades now.

>> No.29447138

>>29440241
don't forget to like comment and subscribe.

>> No.29447266

>>29440241
Pickle Rick shilled Doge Coin on Tik Tok. Yolo.

>> No.29447363

>>29440241
Hey y'all, them/they here, I saw my barista assume somebody's pronouns the other day. Yikes! There's so much to unpack here. I can't believe there's literal nazi's who still act like this. This is extremely problematic.

Like and Subscribe!

>> No.29447473

>>29440241
>somehow becomes a worse generation than their civilization destroying boomer parents

>> No.29447546

>>29440629
Kek

>> No.29447573

>>29447266
AYO DIS NIGGA ONIONS!

>> No.29447832

>>29444838
Gotta have a sense of humor about yourself faggot. Plus nobody here actually acts like this. But I bet all of you know somebody your age who does.

>t. millenial

also boomers are delusional entitled fucks who think the world owes them something because everything has been going their way since they've been born.

and zoomers are social retards who think acting retarded is having a sense of humor. you kids haven't aged enough for me to judge the rest of your actions but you're going to get fucked waaaaay harder than we did, so have fun with that.

>> No.29447843

>>29440241
I had a choice of either going into lifelong debt or wageslaving for 30 years because boomers

The end

>> No.29447857

>>29441654
You're literally not an incel if you're banging chicks so... you're a retarded faggot

>> No.29449216
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I'm going to need an authoritative peer-reviewed source on that or I'll be forced to block you from this subreddit.

>> No.29449334

>>29440241
blah blah boomers got everything handed to them blah blah houses cheap af and they were able to gain massive amounts of equity blah blah

>> No.29449357

>>29440241
>racism is so uh gross
>it’s 2021 like omg

>> No.29449393

>>29440372

shut it down

>> No.29449538

>>29440814

an extremely hoppy, usually craft beer that tastes like bark is floating inside of it.

It's the kind of beer you can enjoy, but can't really have 3 or 4 of them in one sitting.

>> No.29449585

>>29440241
Umm, you know that words offensive, right??

>> No.29449650

>>29440501
Lmao

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>> No.29449734

>>29442971
the seeds were sown though. they gave us the tools and we proceeded to make a mockery of life itself.

>> No.29449862

>>29442639
this called fags faggots to their faggot faces

>> No.29450158
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Anon, you use that nazi website? Yiiikes. That's a big yikes from me dog.
I knew it was a red flag when you said anti-semetic comments about black lives matter :/ I'm sorry I can't talk to you anymore, you keep... ranting about other people drinking onions or something? You need to grow up and stop using toxic places. see this is why twitter exists you know? also gender is fluid and you made MY BEST FRIEND UNCOMFORTABLE when you showed her that meme like, let people be yknow??? Black lives aren't a "mossad psyop" and i have black friends. I want to love you but, you need to work on yourself...

goodbye, anon.

>> No.29450268

>>29449538
>drinks 6 6.9% bohdizafas almost daily
my liver fuck

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>>29440241
healthcare please

>> No.29450423

the fuck
Is everyone on this board zoomers?

>> No.29450436

>>29440241
im drinking a warm yuengling right now.

>>29440241
pussy? gross. ASS ASS ASS ASS

>> No.29451363

>>29440674
kek

>> No.29451438

Yep Runescape now THAT was a game

>> No.29451494

>>29450268
You must smell terrible my dude

>> No.29451835

should I skip my adult kickball game to bingewatch umbrella academy?

>> No.29451889

>>29447002
Lol

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>>29450423
eternal summer, zoomie edition... I don't know when it happened but it's too late now, this board has been overrun with zoomies

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>>29440241
I don't think I can be more millennial than that.

>> No.29452090

>>29450268
>6.9%
fag

>> No.29452096

>>29440241
>I did well in school but working isn't really my style, I'd rather travel

>> No.29452408

I bought a coffee machine for $2000 and am now obsessed with coffee making to the point that it became my personality. I like to work and keep fit im 35 but don't want to settle down yet. Let's go out drinking and talk about coffee machines

>> No.29452799

>>29452096
>>29452408
in their own way this is based