/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.29416721]

Anime girl edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Tickers for TRANNIES
ROPE

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.29416785]

Fuck this gay market

[Anonymous No.29416793]

i want you to want me

[Anonymous No.29416795]

Im tired but i dont wnt to sleep

[Anonymous No.29416838]

Raise your hand if you bought SOXL today
I did

[Anonymous No.29416858]

I wish this week would just flash by so that I can collect my crbp gains

[Anonymous No.29416864]

GRST
MJNE

[Anonymous No.29416869]

Just got home from the wage slave mines and checked my portfolio.......what THE FUCK HAPPENED TODAY HOLY SHITBALLS IM DOWN A MORGAGE AND CAR PAYMENT FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.29416895]

[Anonymous No.29416900]

>>29416858
There will be no gains

[Anonymous No.29416906]

>>29416838
i'm all in now

[Anonymous No.29416925]

Is it time to start buying puts?

[Anonymous No.29416954]

>>29416795
I have an exam tomorrow and wanted to fix my sleep cycle
It... did not work
I will not write my exam when I am the most tired.

Great.

[Anonymous No.29416966]

>>29416211
you are like little baby.

[Anonymous No.29416970]

i assume traders will sell Tesla and buy Lucid.

[Anonymous No.29416991]

Today hurt.

[Anonymous No.29416997]

>>29416925
No.
It's about time writing them.

[Anonymous No.29417011]

On one hand i'm sure pltr will bounce back, and this isn't even their lowest moment. On the other hand, I am average at 33.50 and everything I invest in turns to shit, like my 670 average on SOXL. I am the reverse Midas

[Anonymous No.29417022]

>>29416997
What

[Anonymous No.29417029]

Airlines

[Anonymous No.29417036]

CRVS IS NICE AND SMOOTH LIKE MY ANIME GIRLS

[Anonymous No.29417037]

Bros... it's time to buy china cheapies...
You DO want to moon right?

[Anonymous No.29417039]

>>29416864
You are missing one...why?

[Anonymous No.29417047]

>>29416925
sell covered calls (always)

[Anonymous No.29417052]

I'm a fucking retard with paper hands. gonna sit this out a few weeks and come back when the market stops being so bipolar

[Anonymous No.29417058]

Took a beating today bros. Time to invest in myself.

[Anonymous No.29417069]

https://www.strawpoll.me/42683172

Let's see

[Anonymous No.29417071]

>>29416991
tomorrow can't possibly be as bad as today was, so things are already looking up

[Anonymous No.29417076]

>>29416838
I bought 11 more shares. We suffer together SOXLites

[Anonymous No.29417081]

>>29416838
Got another share @ $610, probs should have waited another day or so, but I'm not worried. Will rocket after split.

[Anonymous No.29417124]

I'm gonna laugh as soon as you retards decide the market is going down and go short on the dead cat

[Anonymous No.29417126]

>>29416906
Pajeet please stop same day posting, push that shit back up your ass, then tongue mine

[Anonymous No.29417130]

do you guys have any recommendations for boomer ETF. I want to put away most of my money so dont throw it away. I'm in VOO atm but looking at VTWG too cause it has the word Russel in it

[Anonymous No.29417132]

Get yourself some Bayhorse Silver
Workhorse is also getting to be at an attractive price

I been in the valley, you ain't been up off that porch, nah

[Anonymous No.29417138]

>>29417029
yummy

[Anonymous No.29417139]

l

[Anonymous No.29417160]

>>29416869
Don't worry, those with strong hands will survive. a month or two of red will drive fear into the hearts of normies and they'll fuck off. Then we get cheapies, before line goes up.

[Anonymous No.29417173]

>>29416991
we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.29417192]

Should I get rid of anything?

[Anonymous No.29417195]

>>29417069
Bull for oil, AAAAAAA for rest

[Anonymous No.29417221]

>>29417039
DGTW? eh. I already doubled my money.

[Anonymous No.29417227]

Who else bought SLV puts today?
Always can trust JP Morgan to slam it back down for you..
A trade similar to shorting VIX spikes..

[Anonymous No.29417247]

>>29416838
You mean. More soxl : )

[Anonymous No.29417248]

The color of my ID shall decide the fate of our collective portfolios tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29417252]

is buying anime girl stocks the true play?

[Anonymous No.29417276]

>>29417069
BFARF should have its own option

[Anonymous No.29417279]

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>>29417173
This thread is officially closed to anyone who hasn't tripled their money in a year

[Anonymous No.29417284]

>>29417192
>fractions of shares
please sell those it's triggering me

[Anonymous No.29417302]

>>29417052
>Posting losses
Based.

[Anonymous No.29417307]

>>29417248
AAAAAAAAAAA LAVENDER LOSSES

[Anonymous No.29417313]

>>29417139
Last week those dnn calls killed me

[Anonymous No.29417316]

>>29416838
I picked up 2 at ~610.

[Anonymous No.29417326]

>>29417139
All those puts lmao. Yeah shits over

[Anonymous No.29417331]

>>29416906

Yeah you push it

[Anonymous No.29417342]

>>29417071
>>29417173
I bought the dip.

[Anonymous No.29417350]

>>29417192
>Fractional shares
How about no

[Anonymous No.29417356]

>buying GME in AH on Friday actually worked out
>everything else I own is red
tomorrow we bounce right b-bros?

[Anonymous No.29417357]

CRVS YOU LOVE IT LONG TIME

[Anonymous No.29417358]

>up 8% at lunch time
>take a nap
>wake up
>only up 5% now

Daily inflation is hard to beat

[Anonymous No.29417364]

>>29416785
Welcome to the Joe Biden economy

[Anonymous No.29417373]

>>29417052
-30% is literally market index crash tier
what the fuck did you even buy

[Anonymous No.29417387]

give us a bull trap day tomorrow so we can shave off our positions and buy back red on wednesday juseyo

[Anonymous No.29417409]

>>29417279
Went from 2800 to 59k.
>thank you pappi GNUS

[Anonymous No.29417427]

Can penny barron let us know his target for MJNE at this stage? I am also thinking of buying up more GRST if it dips again. I made out well today with it

[Anonymous No.29417428]

>>29417279
What happened with that spike on the left?

[Anonymous No.29417448]

>>29417279
Thanks for the (you) pajeet, now back in the ANVS licking

[Anonymous No.29417451]

>>29417364
Bull economy is dead, it's bear market time

[Anonymous No.29417458]

>>29417192
>fractional shares
Dumb retard nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.29417465]

>>29417428
Nigger riots

[Anonymous No.29417467]

suncor bros.. my LEAPS are going to print so much money..

[Anonymous No.29417468]

>>29417428
it's the "gamestop made me a millionaire for 2 hours"-spike

[Anonymous No.29417481]

>>29416721
Nasdaq: Help I've fallen and I can't get up!

[Anonymous No.29417488]

Did you get shaken out?

[Anonymous No.29417490]

Can I make money with stocks and no fucking with crypto?

[Anonymous No.29417492]

>>29417076
>>29417011
>>29416838
Soxl anons wwg1wga

[Anonymous No.29417518]

I salute you ANVShill
I did the needful and bought $10k worth of shares last week
Looking forward to seeing six figures soon

[Anonymous No.29417521]

Any real predictions for what JPOW could talk about tomorrow? Usually everything shits the bed when he talks but after today do you think he'll be more cautious? Today really sucked, I'm hoping I don't have to buy even more SOXL and TSLA on sale tomorrow

[Anonymous No.29417528]

Are you winning, son?
>https://strawpoll.com/pa8bx5d8x
https://strawpoll.com/pa8bx5d8x
>https://strawpoll.com/pa8bx5d8x
https://strawpoll.com/pa8bx5d8x

/smg/ daily gains poll

[Anonymous No.29417538]

>>29416721
>hentai game
>first encounter is a buff futa
God fucking damn it fap session ruined

[Anonymous No.29417540]

>>29417279
whats next no more small accounts? where will you post?

[Anonymous No.29417552]

>>29417279
You've only doubled it thoe

[Anonymous No.29417569]

>>29417387
You had the bull trap already after GME literally catapulted the market down. No no no bullbro, we blood red tommorow

[Anonymous No.29417582]

>>29417467
did you just buy today? its already mooned

[Anonymous No.29417593]

>most people down 0.1%
>everyone thinks this is a massacre

[Anonymous No.29417597]

>>29417427
I have LOO orders on GRST and MJNE
Not sure if I should cancel or not. GRST is .0091, that tells me it’s gonna stay green tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.29417612]

>>29417468
too early for that

[Anonymous No.29417636]

>>29417364
>Welcome to the Joe Biden economy

[Anonymous No.29417644]

>What’s that anon, you haven’t bought any CRVS? Oh...

[Anonymous No.29417651]

>gain 5% in a few days
>lose 4% in a single day
Man I am so tired

[Anonymous No.29417653]

>>29417518
Based. I hope they come out with the data soon, the stock is gaining too much traction

[Anonymous No.29417684]

>>29417593
>SPY down 1%
>QQQ down 3%
Thats a pretty bad day.

[Anonymous No.29417690]

>>29417357
What if I buy CRVS and get justed by a correction :(

[Anonymous No.29417699]

>>29417593
>not getting 15% everyday

[Anonymous No.29417707]

/smg/ whawt's your cope for blood red days?
Me, I get druk

[Anonymous No.29417712]

>went into february with 130% roi
>raped down to 85% in 2 weeks
h-hold me bros

[Anonymous No.29417713]

>>29417582
rude of you to assume i bought today

[Anonymous No.29417717]

What'd Disney do today to thrive in this blood market?

[Anonymous No.29417727]

>>29417139
Lol @ that TSLA $1200 LEAP among all the puts.
>Hang in there :3

[Anonymous No.29417735]

i am down 5% this week

[Anonymous No.29417732]

>>29417569
I just want to make and lose the same money over and over while riding the wave down

[Anonymous No.29417740]

>>29417528
winning but not bigly
RR did a cheeky +6.88% today like the shitcap that it isn't, and that's all I hold after selling everything else on Friday

[Anonymous No.29417742]

>>29417612
>>29417428
That's when everything went bananas in like July 2020, before the media starting pushing the pessimism really hard before the election

[Anonymous No.29417765]

>>29417593
Dude the S&P shit itself today and Tesla is a fucking goner. Now we just grind out -3% days with some pops to draw in buy the dip retards. You people don't realize that the market trends towards GDP growth and right now the US GDP has only grown a cumulative 30% over the last decade

[Anonymous No.29417781]

>>29417221
That's small ball fag think anon.
>doubled
DGTW is an OTC Golden Goose. It should be your largest position considering todays price. If you're just holding for doubles you're gonna fuck off out of these way too soon and before they even really start. Complete the Holy Trinity, learn how to hodl like a man, and you be blessed bigger that ever.

[Anonymous No.29417794]

>>29417139
Can anyone here tell me why ARK shit has such weird strike prices?
>132.96
Like what the fuck kind of strike is that!??

[Anonymous No.29417798]

>>29417707
Think about suicide and my future as a possible failure

[Anonymous No.29417804]

>>29417690
That’s why you love it long time

[Anonymous No.29417808]

>buy a stock, it goes down
>buy a stock, it goes down
>buy a stock, it goes down
>buy a Bitcoin, it immediately goes down
>buy a different coin, it goes down
>sell it, it goes up

This has been my history with the stock market.
Literally the most frustrating, enraging experience of my life

[Anonymous No.29417826]

>>29417651
Sir
Sell everything
Put all money in ANVS
Do not look at brokerage account for 6 months
Open brokerage account
Sell ANVS
Buy Yacht

[Anonymous No.29417829]

Killing myself would mean an inheritance tax would be levied, reducing my net worth even more. How do I work around this?

[Anonymous No.29417842]

>>29417279

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.29417841]

>>29417765
>Tesla is a fucking goner
lol why are people STILL this fucking bearish on Tesla jesus christ

[Anonymous No.29417844]

What will gayhorse do tomorrow? Dump time?

[Anonymous No.29417849]

>>29417490
I sure as fuck cant seem to

[Anonymous No.29417851]

>>29417593
I'm down 0.2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.29417866]

>>29416858
It will be under $2.5 by then end of the week.

[Anonymous No.29417886]

>>29417808
quit then you clearly have no idea what you're doing

[Anonymous No.29417887]

>>29417826
At what entry price? First thing tomorrow or should I wait?

[Anonymous No.29417900]

>MNXXF

[Anonymous No.29417903]

>>29417808
Maybe you should just hold

[Anonymous No.29417919]

>>29417829
Sell everything legally for a dollar and just give out cash gifts of $9999

[Anonymous No.29417928]

>>29417808
what stocks?

[Anonymous No.29417940]

>>29417851
I’m down 7% for the day bro cheer up

[Anonymous No.29417946]

>>29417808
Find something that is most likely to go up long term

Wait for it to dip, buy 10% of your money into it. If it dips significantly again, buy another 10%. Hold until satisfied

[Anonymous No.29417958]

>>29417192
>fractional shares

[Anonymous No.29417959]

>>29417781
Thinking of buying DGTW unironically gave me two almost-nightmares in a row, and I can't even hold it in my TFSA, I'd have to open an unregistered account
>>29417804
But then shouldn't I be waiting to get in on loving it long time at a lower price? Fuck, I dunno, maybe I'll buy some anyway if I look it up and it looks okay

[Anonymous No.29417960]

>>29417900
its the language they speak in manga

[Anonymous No.29417962]

>>29417808
>trying to understand a random number generator
Just do the opposite of whatever this board says and you'll do fine

[Anonymous No.29417964]

SOS scammers
>https://m.marketscreener.com/quote/stock/SOS-LIMITED-34658205/company/
>https://www.marketscreener.com/business-leaders/Russell-Krauss-0GYH6H-E/biography/
>https://www.marketscreener.com/business-leaders/Doug-L-Brown-06N4L0-E/biography/
We've got the wh*te people on board

[Anonymous No.29417967]

>>29417841
It's a luxury brand company that sells stock as its product. I'll screenshot you though don't worry bro

[Anonymous No.29417975]

>>29417326
Not necessarily, I've seen millions in puts expire completely worthless like just last week for example. I do think we'll probably bleed down for the rest of the week though.

[Anonymous No.29417993]

>>29417707
i just tend to go do other things. when i see consistent red numbers throughout the day i'll just leave it alone and just check how things went eod once market closed to see whether there's a need to reshuffle my portfolio in a couple days
opposite on green days tho, can't stay away from looking on charts and researching and loving every minute of it
red days bore me i ignore them
when the bear comes around - play dead

[Anonymous No.29418001]

>>29417808
holy shit, learn from your mistakes, find out what you're doing wrong
hint: FOMO

stop chasing. Look at suncor, we've been discussing it for over a month since crude oil has been pumping. Do you think this pump came out of nowhere? Buy before it fucking pumps

[Anonymous No.29418008]

How fucked is the market? I’m all in on TSM and amd.

[Anonymous No.29418016]

>>29417940
Down 7.99%
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.29418020]

>>29417829
Gift out the max every year, then kys. Now you have something to live for.

[Anonymous No.29418024]

>>29417928
This was years ago. One of them crashed so hard there was a class action lawsuit.
I bought bitcoin recently, and now it's fucking crashing the very minute I buy it

[Anonymous No.29418037]

>>29417887
Buy as soon as possible before you're priced out.

[Anonymous No.29418056]

Alright boyos,
I told you last week I'd give you info on the next short squeeze after close on Friday. I am late, sorry. But here it is. Ticker is IMKTA, do your own due diligence. Not as retarded as gme because its not that shorted because they aren't going bankrupt.
Some basic info is in pic rel

[Anonymous No.29418060]

>>29416838
Maybe in a few days once it finishes dumping

[Anonymous No.29418063]

>>29417851
I'm down 2,2% after inflation, It's impossible to make it nowadays. I miss permabull market

[Anonymous No.29418084]

>>29416838
*lowers paw*
SOXL is a goner, buddy

[Anonymous No.29418098]

>>29417593
I'm down a whole 0.41% bro, that's 3 figures! I'll never financially recover from this.

[Anonymous No.29418109]

>>29417490
If you learn TA and don't buy anything posted here.

[Anonymous No.29418115]

>>29417552
Muh nigga

[Anonymous No.29418128]

Now that I see the action in oil, I think we might go over $100/barrel.

[Anonymous No.29418134]

>>29417047
>Lol woo hoo make $100 a month!

Ngmi with covered calls

[Anonymous No.29418135]

>>29418008
I think AMD will go down to 83 and rally back up. That stock wears me down byt I will hold.
>>29418037
Alright brother, any news or stuff in the pipeline I should keep an eye out for?

[Anonymous No.29418168]

>>29418024
probably stick to big well known companies then.

V and MA will make you money.

i was just wondering what stuff you were buying.

good luck bro.

[Anonymous No.29418169]

>>29417975
We're coming off an all time high of call buying, gamma ratios, all time low volatility, and a speculative bubble. Puts buying is bearish when it's been all calls all the time the past 3 months

[Anonymous No.29418175]

>>29418001
>tells guy his problem is FOMO
>Immediately tells him he better FOMO a stock before it pumps.

[Anonymous No.29418181]

>>29418084
right, nobody needs semiconductors anymore

[Anonymous No.29418212]

>>29418016
>Down 10% in SOXL
>Somehow only down 7.83%

[Anonymous No.29418215]

>finally dumped my CLF shares
feels good, still holding calls but holy shit i've had enough of sitting around and waiting for that stock to break even

[Anonymous No.29418236]

>>29417841
It's a good company. It's just the stock is way overpriced. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money before it finishes correcting.

[Anonymous No.29418248]

>>29418128
>exxon
>bp
>chevron
>not diamondback
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.29418266]

>>29418008
I'm buying the shit out of TSM and plan on holding to eternity.

[Anonymous No.29418277]

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1613641678645.webm

[Anonymous No.29418284]

>>29418134
its more like 1k a month. and its free money.

but yeah i did it even when it was $20 a week.

good luck bros.

[Anonymous No.29418290]

I'm down 9%. Medical startups, going to be worth a shit ton in a couple of years, but right now giant rocks in my bag.

[Anonymous No.29418292]

>>29417707
I lift weights and hit my punching bag pretending I'm beating myself up for making retarded mistakes

[Anonymous No.29418300]

>>29418128
any thoughts on how OPEC might fuck us over before it ever gets that high?
That's what I'm worried about which is why I only have ~3x leverage with my ITM LEAPS, up to ~US$40 for Suncor specifically

[Anonymous No.29418298]

>>29417794
maybe something to do with the .75% fee? I really don't know

[Anonymous No.29418309]

>>29418236
They only make "Make" money selling pollution credits lol, that isn't sustainable

[Anonymous No.29418319]

Are fractional shares legitimate or are they for suckers?

[Anonymous No.29418324]

>>29418016
Thanks for saving my OC anon, I feel better about my -1.4% now. May line go up, amen.

[Anonymous No.29418336]

>>29418181
Nope all tech is dead. No new tech going into every car. Zero internet of things from smart coffee pots to smart toilets. Crypto boom. Nope zero need for semis anymore

[Anonymous No.29418339]

>>29417313
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.29418340]

I'm up 2.5% today. Hopefully 10% by Friday.
Cheetahs > Bears

[Anonymous No.29418348]

>>29418215
Strong buy signal

[Anonymous No.29418356]

>>29417826
Would you mind reposting your ANVS shill? I remember seeing it, just didn't save it

[Anonymous No.29418360]

>>29418056
You fags not even gonna look????

[Anonymous No.29418364]

>>29417707
I hate myself for not selling and masturbate

[Anonymous No.29418384]

>>29418128
Yep, it's one of their ways to keep economy afloat despite printing trillions. They will manipulate oil beyong belief. Safest bet for next few months while everyone stuck in tech bubbles will soon visit crypto pits

[Anonymous No.29418399]

>>29418135
>any news or stuff in the pipeline I should keep an eye out for?
They have pending trial results, if the trials are successful it could easily 20x or more

[Anonymous No.29418431]

>>29418319
they are trash tier

[Anonymous No.29418449]

>BFARFing on niggers

[Anonymous No.29418451]

>>29418300

They will try and get in on the rise in price. These Arabs won’t ruin a good oil run up. Everyone is going to eat

[Anonymous No.29418450]

>>29418319
They are legitimate especially in the age of "FUCK STOCK SPLITS" unless you are a vaporware salesman.
The only problem is that any share structure changes like stock splits or reverse stock splits will incur fees from your broker as they rebalance the fractional shares of their clients.

[Anonymous No.29418464]

>>29418236
>before it finishes correcting
When do you expect that to be? My average is $420 so I'm just waiting to buy more.

Today was the smallest red weekly candle for TSLA in a year, I think it'll be fine

[Anonymous No.29418477]

>>29418340
you just know

[Anonymous No.29418481]

>>29417427
Anon, I expected at least an 8k already from MJNE. Maybe tomorrow. You just need to hurry up in it with as much of it as you can and hodl tf out of it. It'll be a real easy hodl for ya, trust me. Same exact message for all 3. GRST and DGTW as much as you can get sub penny. If you anons fuck up DGTW for whatever dumb reason, you are going royally fuck up the Holy Trinity. If anyone here fuds DGTW tell them to fuck off and filter them. They don't know what tf they are talking about and are steering you wrong, fren. I'm going to be real disappointed if I don't see a lot of (You) in DGTW. You just need to trust me anon. I'm here to help you.

[Anonymous No.29418484]

>>29418292
why is this loli killing people

[Anonymous No.29418492]

I'm going to give my parents $5K to contribute to a self-directed TFSA and I'll manage that portion for them for fun

any legal issues with this considering I'm basically using their TFSA contribution for them?

[Anonymous No.29418507]

>>29418056
It's Ingles not Inges

ngmi

[Anonymous No.29418518]

>>29418449
What happens to BFARF when BTC crashes to $20k?

[Anonymous No.29418532]

"The markets can remain irrational longer then you can remain solvent" applies more to leveraged bulls then unleveraged bears by the way.

[Anonymous No.29418560]

>>29418451
Especially with beijing biden giving up on energy independence, the whole point of last year's saudi oil war was to destroy american energy independence after all.

[Anonymous No.29418567]

>>29418518
I buy more?

[Anonymous No.29418580]

>>29418484
because it makes my pp hard

[Anonymous No.29418583]

>>29418518
What happens to my anus when you tongue it?

[Anonymous No.29418599]

>>29417029
>woman driver
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.29418629]

>>29418507
I'll fix the typo but FFS no one is gonna even check?

[Anonymous No.29418635]

>>29418532
Pls stop reminding me about soxl

[Anonymous No.29418641]

>>29418481
I'm holding GRST and don't have any more money to buy DGTW

Thank you for the gains today at least, friend

[Anonymous No.29418656]

is it too late to get in on copper?

[Anonymous No.29418657]

Who's still holding DNN? I sold today. Better get out before it goes below 1. No profit until 2024 at least.

[Anonymous No.29418665]

>>29418492
no, just tell whatever lie makes sense if you're ever questioned

[Anonymous No.29418676]

>>29418599
>driver

[Anonymous No.29418677]

>>29418635
You should have bought more today

And probably tomorrow too

[Anonymous No.29418684]

Memes aside, what’s a good term long investment I can set aside and forget about with my tax return, I’m probably gonna use around 5k of it and was thinking of buying into ARKX early, and letting mommy handle everything, am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.29418709]

loss porn champ

[Anonymous No.29418715]

The hate for CRBP shill makes me wonder, how many other anons were duped into holding bags?

[Anonymous No.29418718]

Where are my HL bros?

[Anonymous No.29418735]

>>29418507
This better faggot?
I never come here, do you guys just copy meme momentum stocks or something? This is a legitimate opportunity without much downside risk...

[Anonymous No.29418739]

>>29418277
>The average PLTR investor

[Anonymous No.29418741]

>>29418477
I would kill for a cheetah pet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqhU6Sx7PJc

[Anonymous No.29418753]

>>29417717
No major news, just algos playing games.

[Anonymous No.29418767]

>>29418684
NOT SOXL I'LL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER

[Anonymous No.29418768]

>mfw -13% on the week

[Anonymous No.29418776]

>>29418709
but it's just unrealized gains at these levels isn't it, fuck journalists

[Anonymous No.29418781]

>>29418629
Who says it's undervalued?

[Anonymous No.29418794]

>>29418677
But I have no money to buy more but have learned to cope with loss

[Anonymous No.29418796]

is GRTS short term or long term gains?

[Anonymous No.29418880]

ARE YOU SELLING CLF BEFORE EARNINGS?

[Anonymous No.29418882]

>>29418657
Same. Came out a little ahead, hope you did too.

[Anonymous No.29418890]

>>29418776
these are the same people who think jeff bezos is literally a trillionaire

[Anonymous No.29418904]

>>29418715
Lol. They will learn.

[Anonymous No.29418909]

>>29418781
Look at earnings yield compared with everything else. Revenue and earnings are going to keep up with/exceed the commodity inflation we are currently seeing. Could even be an acquisition target for other companies

[Anonymous No.29418912]

>USD falling
>stonks are also still falling

OH MY GOD IS IT MARCH AGAIN ALREADY?

[Anonymous No.29418942]

Are there any biomeme fags listening to LCTX presentation?

[Anonymous No.29418974]

>>29418904
We're learning how much money we can lose on Pajeet scams!

[Anonymous No.29418975]

>>29418776
Fuck YOU. Go BACK.

[Anonymous No.29418977]

>>29418880
buying dip if there is any. Counting on moonshot and recognition it deserves.

[Anonymous No.29418979]

>>29418768
Based zoomer

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.29418991]

>>29418768
Well sounds like the kid just knows whats up, I mean if you're a writer for Huffpost you're a massive faggot.

[Anonymous No.29418996]

Fuck I just wanna get rich and hang around airport bars and fuck cheating milfs while snorting coke out of their asshioles. This just me bros? Pls respond

[Anonymous No.29418998]

Well to numb the pain of losing a months salary should I go scotch or gin?

[Anonymous No.29419006]

>>29418912
ITS THE END GREEN DAYS ARE HEREBY OUTLAWED

[Anonymous No.29419029]

>>29418912
Stocks are just down because a bunch of retards saw bond yields change 1% and think bonds are hot shit now. They are wrong but it might take a few red days to sort it out.

[Anonymous No.29419028]

>>29418796
No short term gainz. Probably not worth holding long term either.

[Anonymous No.29419037]

>>29418974
Lol. You will learn paytience. In a bull market, before interest rates are raised, your short swing timeframe on plays should be 1 week to 3 months. You will learn paytience.

[Anonymous No.29419070]

>>29418998
Scotch

[Anonymous No.29419073]

>>29418998
GINS TERRIBLE STRAIGHT

[Anonymous No.29419092]

>>29418977
yea but my calls are march dated

[Anonymous No.29419104]

>>29419073
It’s ok

[Anonymous No.29419108]

>>29418656
So you’re a little anime girl?

[Anonymous No.29419120]

So what’s our opinion of ARKX? Buying in early or are we done suckling mommy Cathy’s titties?

[Anonymous No.29419121]

>>29418912
This combination concerns me the most desu. I would’ve thought the weaker dollar would boost Tech and Commodities (Gold, Oil, etc).

>>29418560
So the Saudis will go along with the Oil pump?

[Anonymous No.29419128]

>>29419073
Not if you're drinking Uncle Val's Botanical Gin

[Anonymous No.29419133]

it never ceases to blow my mind how people buy into legit sub-penny stocks like GRST and HCMC and sell for anything less than 10x, if not 100x. like just put 1% of your portfolio in and walk away dude lmao.

[Anonymous No.29419138]

>>29419073
Is that why only fags drink it?

[Anonymous No.29419150]

>>29418998
did you realize your loss though?

[Anonymous No.29419152]

>>29418996
Why not just regular bars in tourist areas, why specifically airport bars? Cheating MILFs are best to find there. MILFs at airport bars are not going to go far enough to fuck since you can assume they are busy with traveling.

[Anonymous No.29419162]

>>29418998
Scotch. Always

[Anonymous No.29419179]

>>29418912
Well they better have a new virus manufactured to truly repeat the March crash.

[Anonymous No.29419194]

Shaq SPAC, aka FRX, aka Beachbody, Aka BODY, aka the SPAC with a $1,000,000,000 a quarter cash flow, aka easy money!

[Anonymous No.29419201]

>>29419138
Fuck you anime girl

[Anonymous No.29419218]

>>29418998
Both, mixed.

[Anonymous No.29419224]

>>29418998
Scotch. Ardbeg if you like peat. Talisker if you like brine. Glenfiddich if you like sweet.

[Anonymous No.29419225]

>>29419120
you can always tell it's a man by the hips.

[Anonymous No.29419233]

>>29419138
Genuinely had no idea gin was a fag drink until recently. I guess it makes sense, gin goes really well with fruity cocktails

[Anonymous No.29419261]

>>29419037
My accounts already locked you Borg AI nigger

[Anonymous No.29419278]

>>29419133
because some people put more than 1% so it's safer to just sell half of it once it 2x's to take out the cost basis and the rest of the position is pure profit

if you can only risk 1% of your portfolio into the gamble, then maybe it's not such a great opportunity after all. Just pass at that point

[Anonymous No.29419283]

UUUU down 4%, I think I'm going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.29419285]

>>29419073
Gin is flavoured Wodka/Korn

[Anonymous No.29419300]

>>29419233
Really? I had no idea but I don’t know or associate with fags

[Anonymous No.29419308]

>>29419194
I got in on Thursday or Friday for $12 based on your posts, thank you bro

[Anonymous No.29419309]

>>29419225
It can be a man if you want it to be one anon, but them are definitely breeding hips. Love to tongue her ANVS

[Anonymous No.29419311]

>>29419261
>My accounts already locked you
Lmfao no no no no no

[Anonymous No.29419315]

>>29418481
nigga I don't feel confident
I have all 3 of them

happy that rehab stock got me 33% today
the spooky stock is crabbing downwards
and the last one related to doodweedbro there's barely any news and i'm like why did I bother with this at all

[Anonymous No.29419345]

>>29418996
same

[Anonymous No.29419344]

>>29419194
i feel like i missed the boat on FRX unfortunately, wish i had got in sooner. hoping one day to find a good SPAC opportunity where i can actually get in at or near $10 so i can actually minimize my risk.

[Anonymous No.29419356]

>>29418909
Yeah I guess you're right, what's your position?

[Anonymous No.29419374]

>>29419121
>So the Saudis will go along with the Oil pump?
More than that, you can be sure they'll do their best to drive the pump up as well. They may fake shortage problems for example.

[Anonymous No.29419376]

Why

[Anonymous No.29419393]

>statistically history repeats every 33 years

On Black Monday, the DJIA fell 508 points (22.6%), accompanied by crashes in the futures exchanges and options markets.[18] This was the largest one-day percentage drops in the history of the DJIA. Significant selling created steep price declines throughout the day, particularly during the last 90 minutes of trading.[19] The S&P 500 Index dropped 20.4%, falling from 282.7 to 225.06. The NASDAQ Composite lost only 11.3%, not because of restraint on the part of sellers, but because the NASDAQ market system failed. Deluged with sell orders, many stocks on the NYSE faced trading halts and delays. Of the 2,257 NYSE-listed stocks, there were 195 trading delays and halts during the day.[20] The NASDAQ market fared much worse. Because of its reliance on a "market making" system that allowed market makers to withdraw from trading, liquidity in NASDAQ stocks dried up. Trading in many stocks encountered a pathological condition where the bid price for a stock exceeded the ask price. These "locked" conditions severely curtailed trading. Trading in Microsoft shares on the NASDAQ lasted a total of 54 minutes. Total trading volume was so large that the computer and communications systems in place at the time were overwhelmed, leaving orders unfilled for an hour or more.

[Anonymous No.29419400]

>>29419224
>Ardbeg
Based

[Anonymous No.29419401]

>>29419300
That's my thing too. I was having gin by myself regularly until I pulled some gin out with a friend then he couldn't stop telling me gin was a fag drink.
Like what the fuck you insecure homo nobody cares let me drink by clear liquor alone

[Anonymous No.29419416]

>>29419283
>4
>UUUU

[Anonymous No.29419421]

>>29419037
Back to Tamul Nadu you go smelly pajeet

[Anonymous No.29419423]

>>29417959
>DGTW unironically gave me two almost-nightmares
look at your account again anon. You already bought it

[Anonymous No.29419435]

>>29418975
I wish, I'd make so much more money if I could go back in time

[Anonymous No.29419441]

Why do human males like MILFs? Is it their proven breeding capability?

[Anonymous No.29419453]

>>29419278
lmao you have no idea what risk management is. but sure go ahead and bet half your portfolio on nanocaps, just don't cry when you blow up your account one day.

[Anonymous No.29419461]

>>29419401
Based, I’ve been drinking gin tonics since college

[Anonymous No.29419478]

>>29419233
Nothing faggy about gin. Vodka and rum are what most of the faggy drinks are made from. Gin and tonic is god-slayer tier.

[Anonymous No.29419488]

>>29418360
nbyb

[Anonymous No.29419489]

>>29419037
I'm going to be homeless waiting for CRBP to break $3

[Anonymous No.29419492]

>>29419121

Oil is looking like a slam dunk by June. If they push the vaccine narrative, you better believe people are going to go outside in full force.

[Anonymous No.29419498]

>>29419423
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BUY IT
I don't deserve to be haunted like this

[Anonymous No.29419510]

>>29419356
It's pretty small only 3-5% of my portfolio because I'm /pmg/
I'm likely going to keep buying in for a little while since I'm too deep in metal right now

[Anonymous No.29419512]

>>29417467
I also bought LEAPs. SU is heading back up to 40 bucks

[Anonymous No.29419516]

>>29417851
Down 4.78% not that bad since I'm up near 35% since start of year. But damn I got blown out on SE, HVBTF, DOCU all down 7%+.

[Anonymous No.29419531]

>>29419441
read freud

[Anonymous No.29419533]

>>29419492
So unironically buy GUSH?

[Anonymous No.29419537]

>>29419309
you love to tongue man ass, anon. just admit it. it's 2021 you'll probably get a job at a fortune 500 company because of it.

[Anonymous No.29419542]

>>29419478
This fucking guy gets it, just recently got into scotch but gin has always been my go to

[Anonymous No.29419543]

>>29419345
Based anon, like is there anything better than snorting a line and fucking some desperate whore whose name you don’t even know, then finishing inside and leaving before she even knows what happened? Only thing that came even close to it was selling GME puts

[Anonymous No.29419547]

>>29419453
dont project on me

[Anonymous No.29419550]

>>29419401
I think he was just telling you to stop liking what he doesn't like t b h.

[Anonymous No.29419576]

>>29417808
>>29417808
Ah yes, buy high sell low.

[Anonymous No.29419584]

>>29419401

Probably wanted you to suck his dick you Gin drinking fairy

[Anonymous No.29419597]

>>29419073
That's the only way I like it.

[Anonymous No.29419598]

NGAC took that nasdump like a champ

[Anonymous No.29419609]

>>29419498
I bought DGTW and no nightmares, maybe you are having nightmares because you HAVEN’T bought?

[Anonymous No.29419616]

>>29419533
I may fomo in tomorrow as well

[Anonymous No.29419627]

>>29419421
>Tamul Nadu
Lmao. I convinced a friend who has family from "Tamul Nadu" to actually buy CRBP recently.
>>29419461
>>29419478
Gin and tonic probably makes me feel the least shittiest too. I got into gin because my German friend's family told me about how it was far better on their bodies compared to Amerifat liquors.

[Anonymous No.29419631]

Opinions on AZRX?

[Anonymous No.29419637]

>>29419510
Seems like comfy gains with no crackhead volatility, I'm sure everyone here will pass

[Anonymous No.29419646]

>>29418735
tl;dr

[Anonymous No.29419654]

>>29419492
That's why I bought a ton of DAL. Shit is already mooning.

[Anonymous No.29419659]

I've recently started having more spending cash so i've decided to start investing. Is there any apps or sites you recommend so I can start a portfolio?

[Anonymous No.29419663]

>>29419179
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.29419674]

>>29418998
Tito's Handmade Vodka, straight up.
Or if you must, go with scotch.
>>29419073
I like straight gin, but vodka is simply better. Tequila, gin and vodka straight up are all pretty much equivalent. Arguably cachaca, too.

[Anonymous No.29419684]

>>29418481
>If you anons fuck up DGTW for whatever dumb reason, you are going royally fuck up the Holy Trinity.

is buying DGTW @ 0.0048 last week one of them?
ever since then this one is just CRABBING on a downward slope and it feels like it's gonna hit 0.0020 range

[Anonymous No.29419686]

>>29419453
unironically going all in on a basket of well researched nano caps is how you make money

[Anonymous No.29419697]

>>29419542
Nice. I never could acquire the taste for scotch though. Bourbon is my favorite whiskey subtype

[Anonymous No.29419711]

>>29419533

Another anon was saying to buy ITM calls on $GUSH during red days. He said it was printing him money. Not sure how far out his calls were though

[Anonymous No.29419715]

>>29419225
knees
feet
hands
hairline
cheekbones
proportion of finger length to width
etc. etc.
it's obviously a man, anyone without autism can tell
SIR

[Anonymous No.29419724]

>>29418996
is that fat sausage leg supposed to be attractive? stop simping fatties

[Anonymous No.29419728]

TOMMOROW BETTEE VW FUCKING GREEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.29419755]

>>29419609
That might also be a correct interpretation, since I considered opening a new account but didn't want to go to the trouble just for DGTW.
For the record, I very rarely get nightmares normally. Two in a row is absurd.

[Anonymous No.29419758]

>>29419344
Any pre-merger SPAC below 10 is an instant no-brainer buy, don't even bother with DD or whatever.
Any pre-merger SPAC below 10.5 is excellent in any case.

[Anonymous No.29419781]

>>29419724
Kek /smg/ is the best

[Anonymous No.29419786]

>>29419489
Are you guys seriously too impatient to see a stock crab for more than a week? Goddamn you guys will lose a ton of money in the future if you keep up this emotional bedwetting.

[Anonymous No.29419789]

>>29419728
Green isn't allowed in Biden's America

[Anonymous No.29419794]

>>29419453
Risk management is for 8 figure and higher portfolios. If you're doing any kind of risk management at less than 8 figures you're a retard.

[Anonymous No.29419806]

>>29419441
They’re desperate to prove they’re still young so they’re easy to talk into doing freaky shit, and they also know what they’re doing. None of that mouth only trash bj shit, talking bout that hurricane Katrina with the hands shit

[Anonymous No.29419808]

>>29419478
First time i got blackout drunk was on gin. That shit fucks me up cause its delicious. I dont even like liquor, and rarely drink, but I’ll have some jack daniels or gin for sure. No one i know really seems to like gin much

[Anonymous No.29419821]

>>29418657
Don't the dark pool calls for 2.5 expire 3/19?

[Anonymous No.29419825]

>>29419393
Black Monday can literally never happen again, it resulted in a lot of legislative changes including the introduction of circuit breakers. technology was also way different in 1987.

>statistically history repeats every 33 years
Past performance is not indicative of future results :^)

[Anonymous No.29419862]

>>29419674
>Tito's Handmade Vodka,
le white girl wasted
>>29419821
Yeah but we are seeing more dark pool hits for DNN past march. I would buy DNN calls for April onwards personally

[Anonymous No.29419865]

>>29418996
I just want to fuck [this post has been redacted in order to ensure the safety of the poster]

[Anonymous No.29419875]

>>29419659
Everyone here uses Robinhood, you can tell by the screenshots

[Anonymous No.29419890]

>>29419786
I bought 700 more shares today. I just like the memeing
>[winky_face] [rocketemoji]

[Anonymous No.29419891]

>>29419646
Michael Burry figured out that companies floats today are much smaller than reported. He then made a position in IMKTA because it is a cheap, safe stock with 30% of REAL float short sold and 16 days to cover. I just reverse engineered his buy to figure it out.
Burry started buying it in Dec and is likely still buying. Whoever is short hasn't caught wind of this yet. And as more shares get bought, the price will go higher which automatically causes index funds to buy more shares, exactly like a gamma squeeze

[Anonymous No.29419900]

>>29419453
I made a lot of money selling for less than 10x on pennies as part of risk management. you put a shit ton in and make your 30% trade and then move on to the next play rather than waiting with less money for months so it can maybe go higher, but more often times drop back down

[Anonymous No.29419906]

>>29416721
>>29419885
>>29419885
>>29419885

[Anonymous No.29419908]

>>29419806

This is poster is based.

I have a milf wanting a threesome after a year of watching gangbang videos together.

[Anonymous No.29419917]

is 401k a scam

[Anonymous No.29419932]

>>29419531
gay men want to fuck their mothers
straight men want to fuck their daughters
t. freud

[Anonymous No.29419936]

>>29419423
i bought DGTW at .0027 and sold half on the pu mp to .008, at this point im just holding 200k free shares and seeing if it ever does anything in the next 30 years.

[Anonymous No.29419937]

>>29419498
It's too late anon. Ever since that anon brought up DGTW however many threads ago, it doomed us all. It's like unleashing an ancient spirit from its tomb.

[Anonymous No.29419939]

yall niggas ready for a violent drop on the markets this week?

[Anonymous No.29419949]

>>29419875
Ain't there alot of shit surrounding that site since hedgefunds cover the commision fee?

[Anonymous No.29419954]

>>29419786
This market changes directions every week. It's fun to try predict this and catch the wave

[Anonymous No.29419977]

>>29419631
Looks like it's going to slowly dip to $1.45 this week. I don't expect a whole lot of movement short term.

[Anonymous No.29420033]

>>29419908
Silence normie this is a virgin and anime website

[Anonymous No.29420053]

>>29419917
lmao, eat more glue you fucking retard.

what kind of question is that?

[Anonymous No.29420062]

>>29419543
based, been there. Time to go back.

[Anonymous No.29420066]

>>29419808
Americans don't really like gin, talk to any Europoor and go to their house and see their liquor cabinet full of gin. I honestly prefer that, clear liquor makes me feel a lot better. Highball cocktails like gin and tonic or any vodka highball is ideal for the non-obese man.
>>29419890
based he bought the CRBP dip

[Anonymous No.29420084]

>>29419400
Yeah it's the best.

[Anonymous No.29420098]

>>29419908
>I have a milf wanting a threesome
If it's with her daughter that's the epitome of based. Otherwise cringe.

[Anonymous No.29420164]

>>29419937
I'm not an /x/ tard, and yet the correlation is getting just retarded. I was watching a shitload of horror with my mates a while back and nothing happened, but >DGTW and my dreams get hit by the curse.

[Anonymous No.29420234]

>do dd on stocks i think are solid
>majority in boomer etfs, some ark
down 2%
>yolo a few hundred into crypto with no dd whatsoever
up 80%

[Anonymous No.29420270]

>>29419659
Get TD Ameritrade and use their thinkorswim platform. It allows you to play with paper money. It's incredible for scanning and using technical analysis. Might take a week or two for you to learn the ins and outs. There's some decent stuff on youtube about how people set up their indicators and scans.

[Anonymous No.29420363]

>tfw euro and lose out on all these pennystock pumps

[Anonymous No.29420374]

>>29420164
I had a dream about looking at charts, it was so real I thought I was then I woke up mid sentence half saying, that downtrend is ...is this precognition of a red week

[Anonymous No.29420504]

>>29419932
based

[Anonymous No.29420507]

>>29419121
The Iraqi’s already said they wanted $80/barrel

[Anonymous No.29420559]

>>29420374
If you believe in what the dream predicting lum-poster says, then yes.

[Anonymous No.29420843]

>>29419120
Im in on day 1. Holding for a year or two minimum. Momma Cathy is never wrong.

[Anonymous No.29421111]

>>29419758
where do i find out what new SPAC's are coming out so im ready to buy them as early as possible?