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FUUUUUCCCCKKK I GOTTA WAGE TOMORRRROOWWWWWW

>> No.29339342

>>29339285
just call in sick
FUCK wage slaving, it eats my soul alive

>> No.29339386

back to work you filthy maggot

>> No.29339391
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I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO WORK TOMORROW

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>> No.29339861
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Remember to set sell limit orders for all your coins just in case they tank

>> No.29339879

>>29339285
Buy link and mvis

>> No.29339910

>>29339861
So boring. These posts .. so boring

>> No.29339987

>>29339285
wagie wagie back to your cagie

>> No.29340739
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>>29339285
Not me. I called out because I'm too busy shitting my guts out.

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>10 hours until work
STOP THE CLOCK
AAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.29341252

>>29339285
>fired from work because of rona
>haven't worked since may
>get paid double what i made in UI with boosts
>not even required to look for a job
>benefits dont end until august
>getting the max stimmie check
>extra cash goes into stocks and crypto

Damn anons, if you would've been working for just ONE year before the rona hit, you could've been living the ultimate neet lifestyle.

>> No.29342556

>>29339285
im so tired of waging bros......

>> No.29342728
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>>29339285
>>29339391
>>29340877
>>29342556
we'll make it next weekend bros

>> No.29342752

Yeah it sucks. Only upside is I take home $3200 every two weeks.

>> No.29342782

>>29339285
Lever up so hard one wick up you can quit your job. (yes, down you lose)

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i hate my job bros.

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>>29339285
You disgust me

>> No.29342874

>>29339861
ngmi

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>>29342809
i hate you

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i don't wanna live anymore frens I can't even enjoy Sundays anymore because I know I have to wageslave the next day, the only days that bring me true enjoyment are Friday nights

>> No.29342977

>>29339285
Could someone post the wagie wagie thing I’m too lazy

>> No.29343000
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I UNIRONICALLY HAVE TO FLIP BURGERS TOMORROW

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>>29339285

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>>29342876
I piss all over the toilet paper in every public bathroom I use.

>> No.29343217

>>29343000
At least you have those trips

>> No.29343251

*STOMP STOMP CLAP*
*STOMP STOMP CLAP*

>> No.29343324

>>29342752
Hey, you make the exact same amount of money I do. Neat.

>> No.29343355

I have enough liquid cash to pay expenses for the next year. As long as the bull-run continues and my shitcoin portfolio does at least a +50%, I will make it it to the point where I could quit my job and live on boomer stock divvies. In theory, I could quit my day job now and live on the liquid cash in the meantime. What would /biz/ do?

Bear in mind, my shitcoin portfolio is 100% ETH.

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>>29342924
this

>> No.29343430

Would buying DOGE at .045 be a good idea? Will it go up to .06 from the stimi?

>> No.29343445
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I'm wage cucking right this minute

at least I can browse most the day but still fuck work

>> No.29343471

Snow fucked us good. UPS was down all week. Not looking forward to the next few weeks of 14 hour days, boys. At least I can file grievances for the hours and throw this tasty triple pay into the hottest new shit coins.

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https://rumble.com/vcsqp1-my-boy-ricardo.html

Real Gorillanaires can't wait to go to work tomorrow

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>>29343430
Dogecoin is going to the moon

>> No.29343640
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I unload trucks and I love it. Unironically

After 2 or 3 trucks and the rest of the day is literally just spent talking to my team inside that warehouse.

Aint no fucking way I'm ever coming back to a cash register or flipping burgers.

>> No.29343676

>>29339285
Protip
>take Sunday Monday off until you're rich

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>>29339285
>>29339391
>>29340877
>>29342728
>>29342793
>>29342876
>>29342924
>>29343000
>>29343406
>>29343445

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>>29343691
its not funny man

>> No.29343765

>>29343691
How do you fill the giant chasm of emptiness that is your soul?

>> No.29343781

>>29343355
>Bear in mind, my shitcoin portfolio is 100% ETH.
Stopped reading there

>> No.29343824

>>29343781
I mean, that WAS the end of the post, after all.

>> No.29343928
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>>29343765
With breakfast at 10am, youtube videos, anime/manga, 2pm nap, gym/walk around the block, and a bit of porn.

>> No.29344069

Anons, one day I'm going to not be a wagekek. WAGMI

>> No.29344106

Put your big girl panties on

>> No.29344139

>>29343928
>gym
HOW

Everything is closed here in my cuntry. Are gyms open in the states?

>> No.29344272

>>29343640
I concur. A lot of good guys at work. I just drive around half the day and the other half is spent talking about fag sports.

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>>29339285
have fun wagie

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>>29344139
Home gym.
I shitpost on /biz/ in between sets.

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>>29339342
I was thinking of calling in sick tomorrow, I've legitimately been not feeling well all weekend.

>> No.29344594

>>29344362
If we had money we'd be rich my nigga

>> No.29344656

>Have to deal with Ns
>Have to deal with Ks
>Have to deal with Ss

>> No.29344822

>>29344594
Some day we will be my friend...

>> No.29345256

>>29344822
For sure! We will invest wisely while locking gainz in tangible assets without getting to greedy
Buy platinum and don't sell it until it goes to 3k at least
We are gonna make it fren

>> No.29345327

>>29344362
Say you think you got da ‘rona and collect those seeet neet bux!

>> No.29345417

>>29344139
The US just doesn't tive a shit lmao, my gym is open and it's a COLLEGE CAMPUS gym.

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don't worry bros, we are all gonna make it someday

>> No.29345541

i cant wait till the crash happens and there are only bobos as far as the eye can see

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>>29339285
/WFH/ chads report in.

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I have to go weld shit all day for 10 hours and I have a college degree in political science that I pay for every month

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>>29343251
>>29339285
>>29339391
WE ARE WE ARE WALMART

>> No.29345894

I've been bending the rules so much lately. I can't believe I haven't been fired. I'm genuinely too lazy to put in my two weeks, plus I still wanna use my holiday time. I think when I get fired I'll go on vacation.

>> No.29346110

Just certified for unemployment benefits, got $900 coming to me tomorrow to put into shitcoins :)

>> No.29346221

>>29344139
>Everything is closed here in my cuntry. Are gyms open in the states?

Stores are fucking close but there's a gym in downtown LA that's fucking packed to the gills. Every morning, these tards are working out with no masks, near homeless people

>> No.29346403

>>29341252
I'm only getting .. or suppose to be getting 250 a week from ui benefits. They still haven't sent a payment after 3 weeks those cock suckers

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>>29346221

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>>29345600
Reporting in.

Can't wait to do maybe 1 hour of work tomorrow and attend my 1 30 minute meeting. Already finished my projects as well, but not gonna tell my manager until the timeframe gets closer. Maybe I'll grab some McDonalds tomorrow from McWagie while I jerk off 3 times before quittin' time.

>> No.29346919

>>29343928
KING. I want to be just like you. Chad shit. Keep up the neet-life bro!

>> No.29346997

>>29345600
Checked also I wfh too it’s just so boring I just wanna make it already :/

>> No.29347166

>>29339285

FUCK WORK FUCK TIMECARDS

>> No.29347347

i hope we all make it frends
man was not meant to wageslave

>> No.29347479

>>29343691
This is my dream. This is what making it means to me.

>> No.29347864

>>29347479
I recently bought a wearable blanket and it's lux as fuck. Join the based comfort-maxing revolution.

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I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN IT UP AHHHHHHH

>> No.29348559

tfw have a job at the airport and get paid to browse 4chan all day cause corona rekt tourism.
Feels good

>> No.29348607

>I don't want to make money, I'd rather be a poor NEET forever

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>>29345600
/WFH/ doing absolutely nothing all day.
Think I might grind some Chess games to get past 2000 ELO.

>> No.29348796

>>29347864
How

>> No.29349053

>>29348607
yes

>> No.29349090

>>29348796
Look it up, it's literally called Comfy. It's like a Snuggie with better execution.

>> No.29349100

>>29347864
imagine the smell

>> No.29349215

>>29349090
>look at website
>Pol autism kicks in because its just black people and white women
FUUUUUG

>> No.29349284
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Serious question, why don't you wagies start a business and escape literal hell?

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>>29349090
You've convinced me
gonna buy one for me my mum and me dad

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>>29349215

>> No.29349529
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WHY

>> No.29349601

>>29345600
Working from home for most of tomorrow. I have to run into the lab for about 30 minutes to finish a test, because fucking Thomas couldn't get his shit done on Friday. Fucking Thomas.

>> No.29349621

>>29339285
rip

>> No.29349704

grt bros...
how long must I suffer?

>> No.29349830

>>29349704
I dunno, but I expect my 5k baglet to be worth more than my salary by the end of the year.

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Clean it up wagie!!

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>>29343928
That sounds exactly like my day, wrll a little different, mine is:

>Wake up at around 6am
>Immediately order breakfast to be delivered with my coffee
>check crypto gains, feel comfy
>breakfast arrives, pig out
>watch YouTube and anime while eating
>play some paradox strategy games
>go into other room and read with cat
>make room ambient with low light and rain white noise video on TV
>take nap at like 12pm now
>wake up at 4-6pm
>do some easy as fuck calculus and chemistry homework online
>pig out more with either a burger or pizza
>masturbate likely
>check crypto gains again
>watch streamers/game more depending on day
>fall asleep at midnight-2am
>this is every day.

>> No.29350003

I have the easiest job but I still hate having to work

>> No.29350079

>>29349387
i have one you'll be sweating in it lol

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>>29350079
sfine

>> No.29350208

>>29341252
Nope
>essential worker

>disposable class