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So I have this revolutionary idea for a new cryptocoin that could top even BTC. I call it the "Anglo". what is the catch? well, it's a coin designed by, and for white people. Each time you want to trade, buy or get this coin in anyway, your PC/phone camera wil take a quick picture of you (if you block your cam then the transaction is over) and based on that picture and a database of colors it will determine just how white you are. If you are white, you get the coins, if you are black or a shitskin then you cannot buy the coins and you lose all the anglos you have in case you managed to steal some from some brave white skin.

I need a team of white crypto developers to turn this awesome idea into a reality, anyone interested?

>> No.29296561

Bump for my white frens!

>> No.29296635
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>>29296338
That's fucked up nigga why u be escludin us

>> No.29296680

What happens when the camera mistakes me for Irish because I get sunburned?

>> No.29296702

/pol/ posting isn't really funny. Anyways:
>be white
>use anglocoin
>get tan because spend days in sun, not a basement dwelling neet.
>anglocoin photo check recognizes me as not white
>transaction denied
>takes all my currency
Nobody would adopt it, not even the racists you're trying to attract. Oh, yeah, not even mentioning that having to associate a photo of myself with every transaction is fundamentally against the philosophy of crypto currency.

Might as well just make cuckcoin. Every one hundred transactions, you have to submit a photo of a new ballot initiative or political donation you made. If any of the photos reveal right leaning or fascist thinking, it sends a complete history of every purchase you made and where, along with your current GPS location to the cucksquad, then burns all your coins (not just all your cuckcoins, all your crypto).

>> No.29297223

>>29296680
you can always press the "i'm not irish tab" and the system will let it slide, but only once. Watch your skin fren.

>> No.29297290

>>29296702
Seething shiteyes

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>>29296338
How is the dead pepe variation called?

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>>29296702
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>still white
why does it feel so good bros?