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>Grandpa, how did our family become so rich?
Well, when I was younger, I went to this Mongolian basket weaving forum, where people like assblaster and rapist666 told me to buy BTC, ETH, and Link. I trusted them of course.
The rest is history.

>> No.29287330

>Names on anonymous board
You have to go back

>> No.29287356

>>29287330
lol newfag

>> No.29287424

>>29287330
hello newfag

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29287536

no problemo buckerino

>> No.29287643

>>29287330
kill yourself. fucking embarassing.

>> No.29287710

>>29287330
Newfag, back to WSB

>> No.29287765

>>29287288
Of course and then, to top it all off, I had a weird fetish for yellow chink bug bitches, like your Grandma, due to years of overstimulation on the early internet. Now it just so happened that at the exact same time as I was young and loved tight yellow cunt, the glorious CCP was making its meteoric rise over the fall of America. A key component of the Chinese strategy was control over blockchain enterprises, and since I owned a decent portfolio of blockchain protocols, I was able to cybernetically merge with the Chinese overlords thus securing our existence and a future for Asian cunny. And that, grandson, is how we became rich.

>> No.29287813

>>29287288
Names? this board is anonymous newfag. Get lost. Hate these newfag anons, /biz/wizzers back me up

>> No.29287910

>>29287813
The audacity