DO NOT TELL YOUR WIFE ABOUT YOUR CRYPTO

[Anonymous No.29270227]

WARNING TO ALL HUSBANDS: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR PORTFOLIO AROUND YOUR WIFE

[Anonymous No.29270327]

>>29270227
I tell them im rich but since I never spend my money everyone thinks im poor and just joking

hiding in plain sight

[Anonymous No.29270387]

>>29270227
My wife is frugal as fuck and understands what I do. That said, listen to this nigga cause your woman is probably a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.29270511]

I told your wife about mine last night if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.29270533]

Fucking duh but if they had any sense in the first place they woukdnt be asking the government for validation of their relationship.

Besides health insurance is there literally any benefit to marriage?

[Anonymous No.29270576]

>>29270227
i tell my mommy that i make 1/10 of what i have so it seems like im working just enough to not be a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.29270594]

>>29270511
So you voluntarily cucked yourself financially for another man's wife.

[Anonymous No.29270928]

>>29270576

I told my mom I was making some profits and she said "that's great son Im so proud of you" then asked me for $20

There is literally no benefit to flexing your wealth.

[Anonymous No.29270973]

>>29270533
Taxes

[Anonymous No.29270987]

>>29270227
What is the actual message of this skit? I love it, it's hilarious but I don't know what to take away from it.

[Anonymous No.29271021]

THIS
DO NOT TELL A SOUL

[Anonymous No.29271051]

>>29270928
my moms pretty nice about it. tells me to save. but yeah i should not flex. i just tell her. "ah man im down today shit"

but im just going to treat her to a meal every other week.

if i ever make it, i hope i can buy her something nice.

[Anonymous No.29271094]

>>29270987

Ive read once that all of World Peace is about willful ignorance as the world falls apart around us, hence the title.

[Anonymous No.29271104]

imagine having a wife. ngmi

[Anonymous No.29271138]

>>29270327
same

[Anonymous No.29271230]

>>29271094
Does it criticize willful ignorance or endorse it?

[Anonymous No.29271269]

>>29270227
what happened anon?

[Anonymous No.29271308]

>>29270227
I have 10z gold and 765oz silver wife knows NOTHING
500oz of which is buried with a pistol and 500 rounds in a sealed ammo box, in a national park, with "ah fuck" stenciled on the side.
In the same 1km radius are 3 more ammo boxes with maps, compasses and purification tablets.
They been there for more than 5 years and get checked annually, so far this method is pretty awesome.

[Anonymous No.29271326]

>he doesn't have a circle of friends all in on crypto
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.29271355]

>>29270227
I only told my mom, I hope she doesn't steal my lil shitcoin stocks

[Anonymous No.29271367]

>>29270227
>Getting married in 2021
NGMI

[Anonymous No.29271680]

>>29271051
Your mom is just a former-roastie.
Old women are only polite and kind because they're no longer hot.
Your mom would reject you hard in her prime.

[Anonymous No.29271690]

>>29270533
>Besides health insurance is there literally any benefit to marriage?
What are you talking about? My premium would more than double if I had a spouse on my plan.

[Anonymous No.29271718]

>>29271680
this
look inside you anon u know its true

[Anonymous No.29271751]

>>29271367
Its not all bad Anon. Just hitch your wagon to someone who has a solid family, has self worth, self fulfilled, holds down a career job, is equally frugal and has enough pride to never want to accept a handout.
Think I nailed it with my wife. Earns slightly more than me, we keep our finances separate and both invest.
Don't give thots your time is what I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.29272084]

>>29271308
Which national park anon?

[Anonymous No.29272108]

>>29271751
>farming out your wife to work for other men
That's one step above prostitution. Between a maid and childcare you probably break even sending her to Moloch five days a week.

[Anonymous No.29272268]

>>29271751
Where meet? Please don't say church. I just bring six figures for the first time in my life and teaching a minime to be as much of a living shit post as me is in my 5 year plan. No matter how based or high functioning they might be I honestly can't imagine ever signing a marriage contract. Hammering out an idea for a private contract is something I'm kicking around

[Anonymous No.29272585]

>>29270327
Based. My portfolio hit 7 figures and I have never talked to anyone irl about crypto. Also drive a 20 yr old car and live frugally even though I have a decent job too. If I eventually quit my job due to crypto, what excuse should I tell my friends and family?

[Anonymous No.29272632]

>>29270227
My husband is cool with my crypto antics. Then again I give him money and sex, what man wouldn't be cool with that arrangement?

[Anonymous No.29272657]

>>29270533
Citizenship. Otherwise, absolutely not.

[Anonymous No.29272661]

Don’t even get a wife women are a waste of energy

[Anonymous No.29272677]

>>29271051
AH JEEZ DOOD $20?

[Anonymous No.29272701]

>>29270227
hit 7 figures and told my girl. Next day we used a wendy's coupon for a 2 can dine meal. The lesson is don't be with a whore, simple. Its better to make it with your bitch by your side, rather than make and then end up with a gold digging hoe.

[Anonymous No.29272708]

>>29270227
my wife knows i buy crypto but doesnt know how much i have. she caught a glimpse of my blockfolio the other day and i told her it was just someone else posting on here.
NEVER TELLIN
NEVER SELLIN

[Anonymous No.29272726]

>>29272632
tits now

[Anonymous No.29272842]

>>29272585
Just say you're tired and need some time off. Since it's a decent job they'll assume you've saved enough money to live off of for awhile.

[Anonymous No.29272899]

>don't tell wife about portfolio
>one day she starts ranting because investing is truly the only way to survive in life
>goes full on about the jews and central banks
Idk she's based and natsoc so I told her.

[Anonymous No.29272977]

Especially girlfriends!!! These bitches will do anything for money

[Anonymous No.29273087]

>>29272899
I have a theory that all natsoc girls are ugly, prove me wrong with a pic of your wife

[Anonymous No.29273274]

>>29272585
tell them it's all been planned for and assure them you will be fine but I wouldnt go further than that.

[Anonymous No.29273313]

>>29273087
never postan

[Anonymous No.29273317]

>>29272977
>Especially girlfriends!
>communicating verbally with your gf
ngmi

[Anonymous No.29273365]

>>29273087
>I have a theory that all natsoc girls are ugly,
dude literally every 8,9 or 10 girl I've met are 100% the most racist girls
they have to be, they're hot chicks

[Anonymous No.29273540]

>>29273317
Lol im single
Just fucking around

[Anonymous No.29273558]

>>29273540
thatta boi
ygmi anon

[Anonymous No.29273584]

>>29273365
It's completely true, especially if you find a French girl. They're literally horseshoe theory, either completely cucked or batshit racist and hot as fuck.

[Anonymous No.29273649]

>>29270987
i think its just something about how pacified and unnatural conflict is, in a more primal setting such a situation would end with the two men gouging each others eyes out, in this scenario (obviously a caricature) the victimized party submits easily to the antagonizing one. or something like that

[Anonymous No.29273657]

>>29272585
Tell em you're going to take a break to relieve stress and job hunt for a higher position. Instead buy land & build a log cabin on it

[Anonymous No.29273666]

kek, imagine the wife screaming in the court room
>hes hiding all his money in bats and cake your honor

[Anonymous No.29273694]

>>29270533
validity in the eyes of God?

[Anonymous No.29273702]

>>29271326
so true
>getting to the point now that we can pump and dump shitcoins with all the weight we can throw around
kino

[Anonymous No.29273716]

>>29273584
>They're literally horseshoe theory, either completely cucked or batshit racist and hot as fuck.
totally and the best is easily converting the cucked lib gals right over with like zero effort
they always felt that way the whole time, they just never had a man they could go all the way bad with and had to be nice for appearances
feels good bros

[Anonymous No.29273718]

>>29272585
Just pretend like nothings different. Don’t tell them you quit. The only one who would realize your not working are people that live with you, and you can just tell them you work from home

[Anonymous No.29273753]

told my dad at the start when I was up or down a couple hundred but I don't want him to waste all his money on shitcoins so I don't talk to him about it anymore

[Anonymous No.29273775]

>>29272268
not him, tinder. plenty of bad pussy. be giga chad and dump ones who jump at you at the first date

[Anonymous No.29273841]

>>29270227
This includes family. Mom, dad the whole shit n kaboodle... The only person who knows my worth is my account. My they way... when then saw what i was making they got into crypto too... Yeah, it real and growing. Your fcking early... I have enough to live off my APY by the way. It feels good. It took 3 years and i fcked up alot! So if i can do it you can do it too...

[Anonymous No.29273915]

>>29272585
Just tell them you are planning to "take a year off to decompress" then that you will do consulting work from home.

[Anonymous No.29274051]

I don't have a wife I just dangle it in front of thotties on tinder who think they're hot shit, watch them change their tune in the face of my superiority, only to ghost them. Feels fucking good when the tables have turned.

[Anonymous No.29274107]

Have any of you tried shilling your investments to your family / friends? I'd love if they make it too?

[Anonymous No.29274133]

>>29271751
>we keep our finances separate

When did you have this conversation and how exactly did it go down?

[Anonymous No.29274173]

>>29273666
>kek, imagine the wife screaming in the court room
>>hes hiding all his money in bats and cake your honor

Checked Satan is on to something here.

Your honor my client (you the husband) has described to me that his soon to be ex wife clearly has a history of mental illness and has been fervently screeching/claiming that he has 1.5MM worth of eggs and has yet to provide any proof these eggs exist whatsoever. Meanwhile she just happened to see a text you sent your buddy that said your EGG nest was worth 1.5MM and she assumed you bought a chicken farm or something lmao

[Anonymous No.29274649]

>>29272585
say you've lived your whole life saving and living below your means so that you could achieve financial freedom while you're young enough to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.29274977]

>>29270227
My wives don't even know about each other. Why the fuck would I tell them about my crypto?

[Anonymous No.29275219]

>>29274107
My brother called and asked me for an investment idea. So I gave him one. I'd never volunteer it though

[Anonymous No.29275332]

Stay-at-home husband here. Wife gives me money to buy shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.29275487]

>>29274133

Was the wife’s idea. Her dad left her mom broke and pennyless when she was a kid... never wants to be in that position as an adult.

I have my money and bills
She has her money and bills
We have a joint savings

Never have fought about money or what we spend it on.

House and cars are paid for. 160k in my bank, 200k in crypto.

[Anonymous No.29275547]

>>29270227
My wife would like me to shut up about my portfolio. She just doesn't fucking care.

[Anonymous No.29275592]

>>29272585
how do you live off ceyptogaind without getting taxed to hell?

[Anonymous No.29275639]

>>29275487
Damn, that's awesome. Congrats.

[Anonymous No.29275723]

>>29271308
retard

[Anonymous No.29275798]

>>29273694
>God
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.29275814]

>>29272632
How do I find a woman like u

[Anonymous No.29276158]

>>29271308
You should at least put your seed phrase in your will somehow so she doesn’t just get fucked if you die.

[Anonymous No.29276917]

>>29272585
>>29272842
>>29273274
>>29273718
These anons have great points but don't trick the people you live with like the last anon implies. It'll break all trust and can lead to a divorce or entitle your girlfriend to some of your stuff if you're common law married
Don't lie to your wife anons. Just start a no effort WordPress website around a subject you're passionate about and move money into a bank account that you associate with it when you need cash.
If anyone in your household asks where you get your money, just say your primarily working on your website to produce income (which is which would be true).
And if they ever find out about your crypto just tell them, ya you had it but you wanted to try and build more income from your passion website because you wanted to get cashflow before saying anything.

Even tho the two aren't related really, hopefully that'll throw off their normie thinking enough for them to overlook the fact you hid seven figures from them.

[Anonymous No.29277248]

>>29270227
hey big guy. what's going on?
you tripped my wife

[Anonymous No.29277622]

>>29270227
No shit anon

>>29271326
Actually this. I knew that if I wanted my best friends and I to not grow apart, I needed to tell them and also take on the burden of helping them boost their own finances.

Never tell women though. Women are adult sized children. Would you want the desires of a 10 year old burdening your decisions?

[Anonymous No.29277686]

>>29270227
MDE thread?

[Anonymous No.29277794]

>>29272268
We met while at a week long conference, we're both shall we say, "contractors" working for various private companies. On and off for a few years scoping out our lives and each other and we both just worked. Didn't force anything, have minimum expectations of each other. And no we aren't christians, we're staunch agnostics. We both have pre-nups that are more or less identical. 7 years and we haven't really had a fight, we deal with shit like adults and don't fuck around/ play games.
>>29272084
Nunya National Park ya slut
>>29274133
Checked. And we're still semi-private individuals who respect each others space, not joined at the hip. We both met and reconnected when we both had our shit together and we enjoy funding our hobbies without relying on anyone else. We have regular conversations about shit like that, all the little steps the average joe would bury under the rug or simply ignore only for it to eventually put pressure on a relationship instead of taking the time to rationalize a small problem so it doesn't become a larger one.

[Anonymous No.29278294]

>tell my dad in 2013 that I just bought some crypto (only about $100 worth) and ended up going up to $700-800
>never mention it again
>four years pass, BTC is over $10k and rising
>he randomly asks me if I still have some
>say yes, but don't mention how much I have
>three years pass
>nobody knows that I'm holding $85k worth of crypto and will probably reach 6-figure hell before this bull run is over

And nobody will. I've never mentioned my crypto holdings to anyone else.

[Anonymous No.29279046]

>>29272585
If I ever hit 6 figures I will never work for another man again. How in the FUCK do you live with yourself?

[Anonymous No.29279179]

Serious question bros. My wife knows about my portfolio, it’s worth 7 figs. Things have been rough and we got into arguments over the crypto. I said it’s mine, because I bought it all myself. That made her start seething and lose her shit. The thing is even if she wanted to sue me/take me to court they can’t do shit right? As long as I have control of the keys then I don’t give a fuck. For what it’s worth she has never actually seen my wallet, let alone knows the address. Would this even hold up in court? Can’t I just larp as a brainlet and say I lost the keys?

[Anonymous No.29279203]

>>29270227
Don't tell ANYONE about your crypto. There are only 3 people or organizations that need to know about it, other than the exchanges:
1. You
2. Your bank when you do withdrawals
3. Your government's tax division if required and you want to avoid Pound Me In The Ass prison.

[Anonymous No.29279255]

>>29279179
Easy day. for the purposes of court "you were lying because you wanted her to think you were successful so that she wouldn't divorce you. Because you just lover her so much."

[Anonymous No.29279256]

>>29270227
Wait, you didn’t marry your wife OUT of community of property? NGMI.

[Anonymous No.29279280]

>>29270227
Retarded post if it doesn't come with a legitimate reason.

Might as well say "DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE"

[Anonymous No.29279390]

>>29277248
Apparently this was the original concept https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Luj77ArIqOY

[Anonymous No.29279468]

>>29271680
Why would you want to fuck your own mum

[Anonymous No.29279681]

>>29279255
But even if push comes to shove I can’t help but think of that dude recently who got in trouble with the cops in Germany and they couldn’t do shit because at the end of the day he refused to hand over his keys. It’s seriously the most based thing about crypto and one of the greatest innovations in modern history. It’s the only thing that can combat the absolutely insane divorce laws in Western countries.

[Anonymous No.29279685]

>>29279179
Put all of your crypto somewhere where the common law agent wouldnt expect to look, hardware wallet or anything you think you can trust. If you dont already have a coinbase account, open one now or some other normie tier exchange. Start accumulating sub $5k in crypto, spread out tx over a longer period of time. If the day in court comes or if she or some law man demands your phone or computer, just show them your measly low crypto. Dont send any crypto to or from there, just buy or trade. If you really think your wife is gonna try to take it, better to leave her with breadcrumbs thinking she got the better of you than to take the whole sandwich.

[Anonymous No.29279766]

>>29275798
>tips fedora

[Anonymous No.29279854]

>>29279179
boating accident

[Anonymous No.29279858]

i went all in on bake at 50c and a day later after i saw my balance i screamed so hard my gf came running to ask me what happened and i had to tell her i made 100$ from bitcoin (i made 140k)
She immediately asked me for 50$

[Anonymous No.29279891]

>>29270227
What if I told her about it before we got married and she also made over 100k because of it?

[Anonymous No.29279933]

>>29274173
lmaooo

[Anonymous No.29279973]

>>29279685
I’ve considered this approach too. Fortunately I’ve got a CoinBase account that’s I’ve had for years and I’ve never had serious cash in it, so I could certainly use that as a base.

[Anonymous No.29280133]

>>29279681
True. But why go to that point. Currently, it is just a "he said, she said." No sense in turning a rape into a murder.

[Anonymous No.29280209]

>>29280133
Absolutely. Just imagining a more extreme scenario. But as it stands it really is “he said, she said” which will surely be useless in court.

[Anonymous No.29280267]

>>29279681
Alternately, form a Nevis corporation and transfer your crypto assets to it. You can form them in such a manner that, even if a U.S. court rules against you and the judge orders you to hand over your assets, you automatically lose management of the corporation and it transfers to a designated agent (your lawyer). And this won't mater because he won't have your keys.
Bonus: If your wife tries to sue the Nevis corporation, she needs to put up a $100k bond to file the case AND she needs to find a lawyer in Nevis willing to represent her (hint: there are none).

[Anonymous No.29280410]

My wife has me by the balls and I wouldn’t have it any other way. We also have a kid on the way.

[Anonymous No.29280620]

>>29280267
Fucking kek, thanks for sharing. Sounds pretty based.

[Anonymous No.29280648]

>>29279858
run

[Anonymous No.29280698]

>>29270227
how else will the cucks get acknowledged and cope with their inferiority complex

[Anonymous No.29280719]

>>29270227
Are you yet another divorced cuck who now has to pay 50% of his crypto to his greedy ex bitch?

[Anonymous No.29280760]

>>29280620
No worries. Do a bit of research. If you decide to go that route, search for "Bahama Corporation" and start calling lawyers that set them up. The them what you want it for. If they don't recommend a Nevis corporation, they're not the layer for you. Keep calling until you get the REAL lawyer who knows how the game is played. That shady fuck will steer you in the right direction. That's who you want as a lawyer. Easy peezy lemon squeezy.

[Anonymous No.29280876]

>>29274977
Checked, based and bigamy-pilled.

[Anonymous No.29281179]

>>29279858
woman moment

[Anonymous No.29281248]

>>29280719
Id send my gains to the burn address. Hoes aint getting shit

[Anonymous No.29281522]

>>29270928
I tell my broke parents about how much I've made. They're very proud of me. The only time in my life they asked to borrow money they were super embarrassed about it, constantly apologised and paid it back a week later (it was like $100).
They were pretty bad in many respects but posts like yours make me appreciate them more.

[Anonymous No.29281530]

>>29271751
>holds down a career job
kek
>letting your wife have a career
my woman can have a part time job where she goes to work as often as she wants, so long as she doesn't work more than like 30hrs in a week.

[Anonymous No.29281571]

>>29272585
>millionaire
>has a job
What in the everliving fuck is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.29281576]

>>29270227
>honey, we should sell our bitscoins to buy new curtains

[Anonymous No.29281666]

>>29270327
based

[Anonymous No.29281777]

>>29280760
Do you mind if I ask how you came to know all these tricks? Just curious, hopefully you haven’t been through too much drama.

[Anonymous No.29281793]

>>29272268
Literally just tell her this:
>We can do anything a normal married couple does except be legally married. I'll buy a ring (not expensive), we can go on a honeymoon, we can change your last name legally, you don't ever have to work unless you want extra spending money. Simply raise my kids and we'll get as close to legal marriage as we can.
Boom. Now you're done.
Now just tell everyone you're married and avoid all the trouble.
Give her a couple of decades and then sign a private contract where, upon your death, she gets enough to survive near current standards and your sons get the rest.
Always pay her healthcare. Don't make her work full time. That's about it.

[Anonymous No.29281815]

>>29270533
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rights_and_responsibilities_of_marriages_in_the_United_States

Wew, haven't had to link anyone to that since before obergefell. Legal marriage is a huge package of rights and responsibilities that you kind of need when your life and property become highly entertwined with someone else's. It's not the state blessing your relationship like God himself, rather it is quite the opposite - the state and its legal apparatuses bend over backwards to accommodate the material reality of your relationship.

[Anonymous No.29281839]

>>29281260
JOIN THE BANCOR GENERAL THREAD
DeFi nerds get the fuck in here NOW

[Anonymous No.29281846]

I only told my sister and when I made it I told her she can stop wagecucking and work for me instead.
Now she is my personal assistant and does everything for.
>does errands
>watches the progress of the house I‘m building like a hawk so everything turns out how I want it
>cooks and cleans for me
>she is also my driver and drives me everywhere so I dont have to do it myself
>helps me with other stuff

There is nothing better than having a butler you can trust.

[Anonymous No.29281862]

>>29271308
>500oz of which is buried with a pistol and 500 rounds in a sealed ammo box, in a national park, with "ah fuck" stenciled on the side.
Based, draw up a treasure map leading to it and put it in a security lockbox that is transferred to your eldest son upon your death in case life stays comfy and you don't need to extract it.

[Anonymous No.29281864]

>>29273087
>>29273365
any girl that's openly "racist" isn't desirable. you want a girl that doesn't rock the boat and who nopes out when things feel weird, especially with the kids.
buy that bitch a gun and take her shooting once or twice a year. better yet, build a range with your gainz and tell her to come out and practice with you sometimes.
then it doesn't matter how "racist" she is.

[Anonymous No.29281865]

>>29270511
>Whoring yourself for used goods
Yikes

[Anonymous No.29281899]

>>29270227
>tfw my wife gave me 1000 XRP to hold and I sold it immediately because XRP is a dead joke coin

She occasionally asks about it and I just say I put it in a separate wallet somewhere and don’t look at it much

[Anonymous No.29281931]

>>29273716
always screen a woman by joking about her liking black guys.

[Anonymous No.29282015]

>>29270227
My girlfriend left me yesterday. She saw my portfolio while I was on the computer and she came in. I was always telling her that we can't do this or that because no money. She got real aggro, mad as hell, smashed things, called me a stingy loser, and left.

[Anonymous No.29282025]

I made the mistake of telling someone at work 4 years ago that I had bitcoin because he said he had bitcoin ,now everyone knows I have bitcoin and constantly ask me about it and how much bitcoin I have as well as stupid questions like “Why don’t you just sell it?” “

[Anonymous No.29282032]

>>29281571
Nothing wrong with that. Plenty of millionaires do that actually. Some do it just for fun and having something to do that they like, some do it to have a steady stream of income they can use to continuously reinvest, some do it for many other reasons... It's not as dumb as you might think.

[Anonymous No.29282058]

>>29281777
No drama. I've just been researching options for getting the fuck out of dodge. mean, for fucks sake, the democrats control house, senate, executive branch, and massive amounts of the judiciary. It's just good business.
Oh. And I also may have mild aspurgers

[Anonymous No.29282114]

>>29282058
I appreciate your help, friend. Wish you all the best.

[Anonymous No.29282322]

my wife knows about my portfolio but she accepted the fact that I'm not cashing out any time soon. she used to tell me to sell when link was like $2 and I told her to fuck off and now she sees I'm right and doesn't really bother with it. I told her I'm gonna buy a house when it's all over and she still doesn't really care.

[Anonymous No.29282399]

>>29270227
All women are retarded. Mine told me to sell last bull run when btc hit 4k. Needless to say I ignored her. After making bank I now rub her face in it constantly and exclude her from all financial decisions

[Anonymous No.29282434]

>>29282032
>some do it to have a steady stream of income they can use to continuously reinvest,
If you can make 15-20% lending stablecoins, you take roughly $500-600k and split that between a few to diversify your "bank account" bag(s) and maybe some BTC for long-term hold like retirement.
You take between $100-200k and put it in to a down payment for a house.
Take about $150k and put it in to normie shit like properties, maybe stonks, metals, maybe some moonshots.
Keep the last $50k around for spending money. Maybe buy a new car or something.

Anyway, I get the whole being passionate about something thing, but who would willingly return to the wage cage?

[Anonymous No.29282455]

my husband knows about my crypto and doesn't care as long as i buy him things

[Anonymous No.29282501]

>>29281864
>any girl that's openly "racist" isn't desirable
I wouldn't want to spend time with someone that doesn't make racist comments. What would we talk about instead, the weather?

[Anonymous No.29282521]

>>29279179
If it goes that far, if she has no way to confirm it and if there's no salvaging the relationship (it already looks like there isn't) simply say that you've lied about the amount that you had and don't cash anything out until after you get the divorce finalized, I'd say.
Maybe hire an attorney at that point (or right now, actually). I'm not one and I don't know anything about laws though.

[Anonymous No.29282617]

>>29280267
Anon, can you offer any tips for finding a good CPA that does crypto stuff and who can safeguard me from egregious laws like you're vaguely referring to.

[Anonymous No.29282655]

>>29271104
This

[Anonymous No.29282659]

>>29282501
Racism and politics in general are male interests. Any woman taking interest in such things isn't feminine and isn't to be trusted.

[Anonymous No.29282743]

too late, she is the boss of my crypto now

[Anonymous No.29282818]

>>29282501
>my wife votes
good god I feel awful for you

>>29282455
Do you really like him that much?
Does he still support you otherwise?
Don't let him get complacent, anon. Ensure he stays busy and loyal.
I'm assuming you're old enough, considering understanding crypto and being married, to not have to outrun the wall.
Stick with this one if he's loyal and remember to tell him how masculine he is and shit and you're golden.

Sounds like you're doing pretty well either way though.

[Anonymous No.29282835]

>>29270227
I'm not about to start taking advice from unmarried men on marriage.

Do not attempt dissimulation with women.
Simply tell her that she deserves no rights and at the end of the day you're in charge of the final say in financial issues.

Don't be a pussy.
Let your wife know her place with words.

[Anonymous No.29282839]

>>29275487
How do you handle dividing up the bills? Do shared utilities come out of the joint savings or something?

[Anonymous No.29282864]

>>29272585
Why even tell them. Will you start seeing them during work hours? When I have enough to quit I am planning on getting an office close to home to go to "work".

[Anonymous No.29282886]

>>29282399
If she ever mentions anything about money, remind her of this.
Hold financial frame, anon. She'll probably be loyal for as long as you desire her to.
Nice work.

>>29282058
kek be patient fren
things will get better soon.

[Anonymous No.29282908]

>>29282617
I cannot. I can tell you that making some phone calls will give you a feel for the people you are thinking about hiring.
When I was looking to offshore shit, there were definitely lawyers that "got it" and definitely ones that didn't.
I'd just look for crypto accountants. I've done a bunch of military contracting and there are 2-3 firms that basically handle the accounting for about 90% of the US's contractors. Because they fucking know the rules and that's they're niche.They know you can write off gym memberships, protein, ammo you shoot at the range, a gun of you use it for training; there are things a regular accountant just flat out doesn't want to even try to write off, because they don't know the system and the rules.
Just find a specialist.

[Anonymous No.29282958]

>>29282818
>>29282501
I don't remember where I was going with that first part
maybe I meant to tag >>29282659

[Anonymous No.29282978]

>>29270227
I do, and she is proud of my gains.
She can't have it, even if she steals my wallet, the tech is too advanced for a w*men to get.

[Anonymous No.29282994]

>>29276917
>It'll break all trust
How will they find out. You have to tell them. You can "got a new gig and can work from home" at a place they can't track down your employer. If you are paying the bills people won't give any fucks. You have to tell them for them to find out. So don't. Make a simple life and most importantly don't bring work home - ie don't talk about work at home. It's either boring shit she won't understand it makes you look like a bitch complaining.

[Anonymous No.29283011]

>>29282908
>Just find a specialist.
Yeah, that's what I mean. I don't know how I would tell the difference if I have no clue what I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.29283026]

>>29271308
So let me get this straight- you dig this shit up, on the regular, thereby increasing the chances that someone will notice the disturbed ground and also increasing likelihood of being noticed acting sus in the area where you have *500 oz of gold*

[Anonymous No.29283031]

>>29270227
You didn't earn that!

[Anonymous No.29283052]

What's even the point of having a wife if you don't trust her?

[Anonymous No.29283186]

I've been telling my wife I'm going to be a stay home husband once I make it big. Not sure if she took me seriously though, despite me earning 6 figures this year from stocks/crypto.

[Anonymous No.29283187]

>>29283052
This.
Sounds like this thread is populated by a bunch of boomers.

[Anonymous No.29283234]

holy fuck i feel sorry for you cucks, but it's your own goddamn fault for enabling this female bullshit. my girl knows if she tried to pull any shit she'd be kicked to the curb instantly. it's fucking simple, don't put them on a pedestal, they will put you on a pedestal.

[Anonymous No.29283260]

I told my dad and he just laughed at me in Satoshi Nakamoto.

[Anonymous No.29283307]

>>29270227
And gf. I refuse to talk about crypto or money with my gf now

[Anonymous No.29283320]

>>29283234
Imagine thinking this will keep his gains safe. You're the cuck, cuck.

[Anonymous No.29283335]

>>29283234
10 years later
>you're separated and she destroys your life via twitter just because she's bored

[Anonymous No.29283397]

>>29282015
Lol women

[Anonymous No.29283422]

>>29283234
>he doesn't know the insanity of women and think they will walk away without putting up a fight
ngmi. You realize that once you kick her to the curb the emotions she's going to feel will literally turn her into a wild animal? It works when you're still with her, but if you ever feel that it's not working and you want to move on don't expect that to go smoothly when there's serious money on the line.

[Anonymous No.29283443]

>>29283026
Well, it's 500oz Ag
Still...

>>29283052
Exactly.
Why had your enemy a poisoned knife and say, "just don't do it, okay?"
Don't give them the option. Being married at all isn't worth it.
That doesn't mean you can't do everything a normal couple does beyond the legal contract though.

The one pitfall is the issue about the kids. The woman always gets the kids.
Funnily enough, that's no issue because it would have been the same situation even if you were married, so it's pretty negligible. Men are never considered.
If she starts threatening you with the kids, start liquidating everything you can (be sure to leave her off the house and any cars) and move it all to crypto and/or offshore so you can't be responsible for any child support.

Again, not a lawyer, I've just thought about this a little.
I'd love if someone could poke holes in this though. I'd much rather be prepared.

[Anonymous No.29283456]

>>29283026
silver, but yeah are you not better off just burying it in your garden or something?

[Anonymous No.29283465]

>>29271230
c'mon anon what do you think

[Anonymous No.29283499]

>>29282015
Sounds like you made out like a bandit.
You got sex for a while (seemingly for free) and are now both wealthy and single.
Congrats on dodging that bullet, anon.

[Anonymous No.29283518]

>>29279390
soulless

[Anonymous No.29283564]

>>29283443
I think you've generally got the right idea. I think once your assets are off-shore and obviously in crypto there's really not much the legal system will be able to do. Hell, for me my father left the country and there was nothing they could do to get any kind of child support.

[Anonymous No.29283590]

>>29271308
>buried with a pistol
you're retarded

[Anonymous No.29283642]

>>29283187

It is; Dumb boomer and genX-er's stuck in the classic "cheaper to keep her" failed marriages. Most millennial men aren't dumb enough to get married.

[Anonymous No.29283687]

related

[Anonymous No.29283697]

>>29270227
My wife is very talented and makes a lot more money than me in my job right now.
I cashed out a nice sum, and I'm telling her about it and making our living situation better after everything clears with the tax man.

[Anonymous No.29283753]

>>29283320
>>29283335
uh, ok, weird non sequitur fantasies you have there boys
>>29283422
this isn't my first rodeo breh, i know women are insane, hence my rules and protections

[Anonymous No.29283780]

This is not oka. If you're in a committed relationship and especially if you are married, your significant other has the right to know what your assets and liabilities are worth. Distrust and hiding information is just a recipe for divorce. You need to share this with her. Full stop.

[Anonymous No.29283797]

>>29270533
No, they abolished the tax benefit in my country so it is literally pointless here.
Even if you don’t marry but have a kid or be with your partner for a long time they treat you in court as if you were married. I can’t remember the term but you suffer the same consequences as if you were married when it comes to alimony, getting leeched, etc

[Anonymous No.29283818]

>>29283780
go back

[Anonymous No.29283841]

>>29283687
>this country's lack of programs for the underprivileged

Holy shit, three quarters of all US government spending already goes to "programs for the underpriviled".
Fucking commies, man.

[Anonymous No.29283865]

>>29270227
Imagine going with a roastie instead of a hot rugged mate.

[Anonymous No.29283908]

>>29283753
Fair enough, I sincerely hope you're able to keep your shit.

[Anonymous No.29283919]

Rare Hyde

[Anonymous No.29283927]

>>29283687
>girlfriend, not even wife
>this she has any say in anyone's financial deicions, least of all her boyfriend

lmfao the entitlement of these whores

[Anonymous No.29284002]

>>29283687
>i wouldnt be able to look in the mirror if i kept 50% or more
kek

[Anonymous No.29284062]

man
I wish I wasn't a pussy in undergrad. I could have had a cute, loyal, smart gf and not worry about any of this. But I was a coward and barely graduated with 2 friends
Now I'm worried of ever finding a girl that won't just get bored of me and truly loves. But honestly, I don't have to worry about ever finding someone anyway, let alone making it financially
at least I can get a six pack or something

[Anonymous No.29284078]

>>29270987
It's fun watching women get hurt and having nobody care

[Anonymous No.29284094]

>>29283780
this is why you'll never be wealthy or in a relationship with a wealthy man for very long.

[Anonymous No.29284112]

>>29270533
You can't be forced to testify against eachother

[Anonymous No.29284153]

>>29283687
Divorce that bitch

[Anonymous No.29284159]

>>29284112
but they can do it voluntarily, doh!

[Anonymous No.29284160]

>>29279046
6 figures is far from enough to retire, you’ll get back to work in no time and without any savings

[Anonymous No.29284179]

>>29272585
Pretend to go to work every day anyways, rent a mistress fuckpad in the city and chill there.

[Anonymous No.29284180]

>>29284062
Read this over slowly.
You sound like you hate yourself.
You won't get a gf, not because you're not rich enough or interesting enough, not because you don't have abs, but because you hate yourself.
No women wants to date a project.
You'd better hope you make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.29284245]

>>29284160
Good god how awful are you with money?
$600k, maybe $400k and I'm set.
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.29284307]

>>29272677
Checked

[Anonymous No.29284354]

>>29284180

you sound like a reddit incel male feminist. looks are all that matters in dating.

[Anonymous No.29284365]

>>29282434
this

[Anonymous No.29284419]

>>29284160
he said "for another"

[Anonymous No.29284488]

>>29284354
I too don't want to date a project, anon.
I don't now how moralizing a troubled young man who clearly isn't comfortable with himself makes me "a reddit incel male feminist". The guy doesn't have problems with women, he has problems with himself.
Now go back.

[Anonymous No.29284602]

>>29284365
I sometimes am appalled that this doesn't appear to be common knowledge.
Then I remember most people here are genuinely retarded.

[Anonymous No.29284643]

>>29270987
Its about Israel, the us, and palestine

[Anonymous No.29284707]

>>29272585
Are your family so poor that you cant even tell them you are doing well in life?

[Anonymous No.29284718]

>>29282434
You won't be able to get a mortgage. Banks won't accept your stablecoin yield as income so you need enough to buy a house outright. Depending on where you live $1m might not be enough to both buy a house and live off the interest.

[Anonymous No.29284809]

>>29284354
Lol "male feminist", is that like a male businesswoman? What will these silly men think of next

[Anonymous No.29284893]

>>29275592
Pay taxes or move to a tax haven unless you bought all of it without kyc it’s just not worth it

[Anonymous No.29284899]

>>29282434
>who would willingly return to the wage cage?
possibly there are non toxic workplaces where people just get along and not under constant stress.

I havent experienced any of that, all my jobs were literal hell but who knows, maybe others get lucky.

[Anonymous No.29284943]

>>29284179
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.29285049]

>>29279046
Where does 6 figures make you retire?
Even in my third world shithole I at least need a low 7 figure to retire.

[Anonymous No.29285277]

>>29284718
yes they will dont be naive, banks understand what wallets and custodial owner ship are at this point. youd have to show you are adhering to the tax burden and be given an almost 1-1 credit line with a stack verifiably that big seriously have to realize what type of boon that money is to a small-medium sized bank

[Anonymous No.29285457]

>>29270227
yeah this is based as fuck advice. in the middle of a divorce. wife thinks im a loser, doesnt know i made 200k in the last few months. was going to tell her but found out she has been cheating on me. i went through a rough patch since 2018 after i lost 53btc of value in alts but im on the comeback and she isnt going to get any taste

[Anonymous No.29285464]

>>29275592
don't live in the us lmao

[Anonymous No.29285523]

>>29284245
6 figures minimum is 100k you retard. That's not enough to make it unless you live in india.

[Anonymous No.29285528]

>>29283499
Thanks Anon. I know I will miss her soon, but oh well

[Anonymous No.29285656]

>>29270227
Tell your wife about your btc gains.
Tell your side at work about your link gains.

[Anonymous No.29285859]

>>29285277
You have to go through specialist brokers to borrow against stocks, you can definitely not borrow against your crypto from a regular bank.

[Anonymous No.29286007]

>>29272585
Get a part time job you enjoy or start a small business, pretend like you're doing it full-time
You'll go crazy if you don't do something like that

[Anonymous No.29286105]

>>29270227
she already knows about API3

[Anonymous No.29286156]

>>29285457
how did you find out she cheated

[Anonymous No.29286186]

>>29270227
If you have a woman in your life you're already cucked

[Anonymous No.29286395]

>>29270227
my husband knows nothing of my crypto folio and my shitposting here at 4chan

[Anonymous No.29286638]

>>29284062
discipline is a learned trait, if you can excel in 1 acumen youd be surprised what else youll do well in
>>29284354
just be your self

[Anonymous No.29286926]

Has there been a documented case yet of
>He has crypto, gibs me dat in divorce settlement
>Sorry cannot access wallet because I "lost" the private key
Would like to know the outcome if so.
They can't crack encryption and can't beat it out of you, they can't even take the value of your crypto out your pay check each month as they won't have the address or know what's in it.

>>29286156
All women cheat btw, it's just a matter of time, could be 1 year, 5 years, 30 years. Most men just never find out as women can be very devious.
Remember about 4% of children aren't the offspring of the person they thought was their father. 4% is ONLY the one's we know about because the female happened to get spunked up during fertile time and genetic testing years later (For organ transplant, 23andme, etc) resulting in the findings, a very specific set of circumstances and it's still 4% of everyone.
That 4% will be A LOT higher in reality if everyone was tested.
Now imagine all the times women have cheated and NOT got cum in and knocked up, as getting pregnant will be only a small amount of them.

[Anonymous No.29287460]

>>29286926
Would also be very interested in knowing if some poor bastard has had to go through that.

[Anonymous No.29287520]

>>29281846
just like my doujins

[Anonymous No.29287600]

>>29281846
Make sure not to knock her up when she's helping with the "other stuff"

[Anonymous No.29287641]

>>29271308
>he wants to survive if there's an apocalypse
fuck that shit, i'll be one of the first to die if the world ends. enjoy fighting against grizzly bears just to eat breakfast

[Anonymous No.29287708]

>>29283780
>Distrust and hiding information is just a recipe for divorce
Where is the distrust of she never knows you useless cuck. Be honest, you just want to earn brownie points.

[Anonymous No.29287759]

>>29283780
you're obviously a poorfag assuming you are not just saying that ironically

[Anonymous No.29287846]

>>29270511
I dont get it

[Fucking newfag No.29287855]

> Hiding your portfolio to your wife instead of introducing her to crypto so you both make it
Why were you married in the 1st place faggots

[Anonymous No.29287898]

>>29271104
>ngmi
ngm what, live a happy and fulfilling life? the absolute state of /biz/rael

[Anonymous No.29287918]

>>29287855
Checked & Based

[Anonymous No.29287970]

>>29283687
The gf is based and the guy does not deserve her. Virtue is so important that without it, it is better to be dead. If everyone was like her, the world would be a literal utopia.

[Anonymous No.29287985]

>>29287898
Yes, if you are married you will not have a happy or fulfilling life.

[Anonymous No.29288058]

>>29285523
>always remember that a million has 6 zeros in it
>every time an anon mentions a 6 figure portfolio, I imagine him a millionaire.
>mfw this post made me realize how retarded I am

[Anonymous No.29288081]

>>29270227
The thing that kills me is that they think it's stupid and a waste of money until they see the profits coming in. That's how women are, they think you're retarded until you prove them otherwise.

[Anonymous No.29288096]

>>29288058
Jesus Christ anon...

[Anonymous No.29288200]

>>29284180
I know I want to, but I am pretty content with being alone
>>29286926
>All women cheat btw, it's just a matter of time, could be 1 year, 5 years, 30 years. Most men just never find out as women can be very devious.
>Remember about 4% of children aren't the offspring of the person they thought was their father. 4% is ONLY the one's we know about because the female happened to get spunked up during fertile time and genetic testing years later (For organ transplant, 23andme, etc) resulting in the findings, a very specific set of circumstances and it's still 4% of everyone.
>That 4% will be A LOT higher in reality if everyone was tested.
>Now imagine all the times women have cheated and NOT got cum in and knocked up, as getting pregnant will be only a small amount of them.
WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL

[Anonymous No.29288410]

>>29279390
based every time

[Anonymous No.29288478]

>>29270227
I keep getting drunk and saying we have "a lot of money" but not saying how much, but then when I'm sober I say we're broke and that's why she is limited to a certain spending amount each month. It's bad because she knows I'm lying but doesn't press on it too much. We have a 1 year old son.

[Anonymous No.29288629]

My 2D wife would never betray.

[Anonymous No.29288633]

I told my gf I was making a bit of money flipping crypto and that there was a thing called the Graph that I made a ton on. She was interested and gave me 400$ to invest for her and now she's all about the GRT. We're both gonna make it together

[Anonymous No.29288678]

>>29270227
i agree, but its so hard keeping a secret from literally everyone

>cant tell spouse
>cant tell family
>4chan thinks you're larping

[Anonymous No.29288726]

>>29283797
In my shit hole of a country you're legally married after living together for a year. I'm already fucked :D. Keeping my mouth shut about my crypto. I almost bragged about it yesterday and had to remind myself not to.

[Anonymous No.29288841]

>>29288726
does she know about your crypto? Can't you say you got it after you broke up with her?

[Anonymous No.29288934]

>>29283687
>I was a sociology major

I already know what direction this is going in. Why are they so predictable?

[Anonymous No.29289006]

>>29287970
>The gf is based
She just wants to give it out as gibs, that's not based you retard.

[Anonymous No.29289056]

>>29288841
Not a clue. I've told her that we should invest in it once and she spazzed out acting like I would be throwing money away. I've been thinking about leaving her lately but it's a tough decision considering the state of women nowadays. If she wasn't so trad, I would've been gone a long time ago. Back when I used to sleep around a lot I had some STD scares so that's holding me back a lot lol

[Anonymous No.29289057]

>>29289006
you just got jebaited my dude

[Anonymous No.29289116]

>>29270533
stability for your children. not marrying is 1 foot in 1 foot out pussy retard shit

[Anonymous No.29289198]

>>29284354

> using terms like ''reddit incel male feminist''

> looks are all that matters in dating.

Seriously some people are son entrenched in this swamp they don't realise how unhealthy and perverted their perspectives are compared to the majority of healthy people in society.

[Anonymous No.29289255]

>>29270227
dont have a wife

[Anonymous No.29289259]

>>29270387
>my woman is special
God you’re a faggot

[Anonymous No.29289304]

>>29272585
Pretend you did FIRE.

[Anonymous No.29289353]

>>29272585
Tell them that over the last 15 years of waging you've managed to save up the massive sum of $25k in between rent payments, and now you're taking a spirit trip to Africa to find yourself. Then just never talk to anyone again, and they'll all be happy for you.

[Anonymous No.29289432]

>>29289056
I'll elaborate on the STD scares now also since it's nice to vent and I haven't really told anyone.
Met a whore on some dating site, fucked the shit out of her, real nasty slut who liked to be dominated. Fuck her a few more times, noticed some crazy ass bitch signs and moved on to the next one. Couple weeks later get a message from her saying she has chlamydia and she only fucked me and one other guy since last being tested ( yeah right skank). Luckily I dodged that bullet and didn't have anything. Plus Chlamydia is like the Warning: Stop Fucking Dirty Whores type of STDs that would have been easily curable if I did have it but that was enough to scare me. Could of been Herpes for life or something.

[Anonymous No.29289480]

>>29270227
This is an old post OP made on Reddit. My condolences, OP.

[Anonymous No.29289587]

Don't tell anyone
Use only money you won't miss
When you make it, you'll see how badly life and family has treated you
Don't take a chance, become the invisible benefactor in their life but never tell them you're rich.

[Anonymous No.29289598]

>having a wife

[Anonymous No.29289600]

>>29270327
Same here anon, holes in my socks and underwear. Cheap older Electric car I get fuel for free daily from work.

Never buy literally anything if I can help it since I don't do the food shopping just use shopmium app coupons for free stuff.

Nobody has a clue

[Anonymous No.29289639]

>>29289480
omg. my ex gf taken 0.6 btc from me. I would be in a 6 figs now but im atleast not in a slow train accident of a mess like that guy. They will never live that down.

[Anonymous No.29289649]

>>29270533
marriage is good if you are planning on having children because it gives the child a sense of security (that Daddy or Mommy can’t leave because they are married) and plus it protects the woman from deadbeats who would just have kids then leave them.

I would not get married today unless you are 1000% (and not a percent less) sure that the woman is good and will be obedient to you. Otherwise avoid like the plague because you are basically just signing a contract that says you will give a minimum of half your shit to a retard and have to pay +20% of your paycheck to her for life if she leaves you.

Marriage has been destroyed by the kikes with no-fault divorce and feminism(women are only “angels” that need constant financial support). In a good society a woman who gets divorced would be shamed and get nothing from the divorce, not even custody of the children.

[Anonymous No.29289654]

I just scale things a couple of zeros lower on my blockfolio, Its currently at 354k but in my blockfolio it's at 345, so my gf thinks I'm a poorfag playing around with a couple of hundred bucks kek

[Anonymous No.29289655]

>>29272585
I'm a digital asset manager and I work from home

Just say crypto if they ask but you pretend it's other clients money not yours

[Anonymous No.29289731]

>>29281793
Why not just get married?

[Anonymous No.29289748]

>>29272701
Coupons feel good to use though, regardless of what level of net worth I have feel the same to me when I was a poor student or a richfag. My gf likes them as much as me, some coupons and free deals are so good you can abuse them making multiple accounts with emails etc.

[Anonymous No.29289782]

>>29272585
how can you still be working with a 7figure portfolio?

[Anonymous No.29289783]

>>29289480
So: 1st. Never ever sell your bitcoin. 2nd Never ever tell anyone about your bitcoins.

Got it

[Anonymous No.29289784]

>>29270227
Don't ever let women handle your money. Ever.

[Anonymous No.29289915]

>>29287970
Women can't be virtuous, virtue is literally the ideal masculine traits, Vir = masculinity.

[Anonymous No.29289938]

>>29289654
>purposely scales back blockfolio
kek like 90% of anons but opposite way around

[Anonymous No.29290109]

>>29286926
>That 4% will be A LOT higher in reality if everyone was tested.
You're wrong.
If everyone was tested the figure would be lower.
The only reason its high is because people who test their kids do so because they were already suspicious.

[Anonymous No.29290145]

>>29286156
i played poker fulltime for a decade. ive got great fucking insincts. one day she changed her phone password. that was it. i thought everything else in our life was going great, didmt have a single clue. i stalked her like a hawk from that point and found ou about all the shit she got up to.

[Anonymous No.29290172]

>>29283687
you didn't post the second part kek

[Anonymous No.29290254]

>>29286926
yeah this is based. its hypergamg. women are incapable of unconditional love except maybe thei own children. they will love you only of they think you are the best option and the second your not they will leave you inspite of marriage or children or anything else and they wont give a single flying fuck unless they figure.out you were still a better option later. fuck bitches seriously, thats all they good for.

[Anonymous No.29290267]

>>29270533
Citizenships, Visas, tax benefits, welfare etc. A lot of governments shit is built around it, but most of it is marginal/situational.

[Anonymous No.29290275]

>>29290172
>0 upvotes
>even reddit think she's a crazy bitch

[Anonymous No.29290358]

>>29289649
This is correct.

[Anonymous No.29290371]

>>29278294
Based, I bought 500 worth of chainlink in 2017 and now I'm also at 80k hell.

[Anonymous No.29290390]

>>29289480
what does he mean by forced him?

[Anonymous No.29290430]

>>29272585
>I want to take some time and find myself
>work on a better world

[Anonymous No.29290455]

>>29279858
fucking hell
im never telling anyone

[Anonymous No.29290481]

>>29290172
>he is truly being logical here
Wtf dumb bitch? Do you want a man who ISN'T logical with money???

[Anonymous No.29290485]

You people are cucks. You can tell your woman or women about your crypto. Just regularly dick them down with your black cock and nothing bad will ever happen. Easy.

[Anonymous No.29290511]

>>29279858
you NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER tell a woman your finances

rookie mistake, hope you learned it

[Anonymous No.29290546]

>>29290485
based except for the black part

[Anonymous No.29290573]

>>29290485
my cock is brown and not black though :(

[Anonymous No.29290619]

>>29289480
>forced

lol

[Anonymous No.29290681]

>>29287855
May I ask you, how old are you? How many women did you have sex with?

[Anonymous No.29290704]

>>29290390
Who knows? Maybe she refused sex until he sold. Whatever method she used, the guy is a fucking idiot. A woman is supposed to a man's property and obey him without question, not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.29290953]

>>29270227
So you learned your lesson the hard way? Hehe

Pro tip, just dont tell anybody at all about your crypto and dont advise anybody to buy crypto, because people dont understand this and will lose alot once bubble bursts and you will be to blame.

[Anonymous No.29291403]

>>29290704
indeed, a woman is supposed to be just a part of a man's portfolio
we need to make a thot coin

[Anonymous No.29291612]

>>29270227
>implying

[Anonymous No.29292137]

>>29289782
How can you not? 2m here and I plan on working a year more. Waiting for portfolio to hit 5m.

[Anonymous No.29292344]

>>29283797
>>29288726
wtf countries are these?

[Anonymous No.29292401]

>>29289006
Yes that is in fact based. I can't think of anything more based than to literally save lives.

[Anonymous No.29292570]

>>29273087

[Anonymous No.29292927]

i will be setting up a fake company soon. perhaps a hedgefund. slick website. will look the real deal.
this company will hire me, paying me a very good yearly salary + bonus, and will fly me to 'conferences' in emerging markets (SEA et al).
this will allow me to keep my networth private while enjoying all the perks of having a high networth. no questions asked from those close to me.
any other anons wanna be "hired"?

[Anonymous No.29293035]

>>29273694
Based.

[Anonymous No.29293208]

>>29270511
Are you saying you told his wife you got a crypto portfolio?

[Anonymous No.29293231]

>>29290172
>boyfriend makes good money
>she immediately thinks of minorities, niglets and other poorfags who NEED her boyfriends money.
goddamn, when i read the first part i actually thought she had a point but she is just another virtue signalling bitch who goes into the bin.

[Anonymous No.29293240]

>>29292927
where might i submit my resume?

[Anonymous No.29293278]

>>29292927
This is schizo faggotry

[Anonymous No.29293310]

>>29290573

Use baby powder to lighten it up

[Anonymous No.29293322]

>>29293278
it made me cringe. that anon is a wierd fuck

[Anonymous No.29293331]

>>29292927
Jesus I already see fat guys in suits and wearing fedoras, chugging mountain dew at an international airports business lounge trying to fit in with the actual business people

[Anonymous No.29293404]

>>29270987
Bro, you just tripped my wife

[Anonymous No.29293634]

>>29290511
Jesus christ, what kind of women have you encountered that would create this level of distrust? I'm a girl and have my own portfolio I made about $40,000 since 2018 which isn't that impressive but i always been open about it with my boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.29293641]

>>29292927
I'll happily take a Non-Executive Director role

[Anonymous No.29293695]

>>29292927
sorry but it doesnt work like that. a company is represented by real people and depending on what kind of form your company has, you- as the representative- are to be held accountable for your companies decisions. in germany we even have a law against such things, its called an "insichgeschäft"

[Anonymous No.29293745]

>>29275798
Go back

[Anonymous No.29293780]

My girl is smart and holds her own crypto.

[Anonymous No.29293936]

>>29293240
>>29293641
email [e-mail] for future correspondence. that goes for other interested anons, too.

[Anonymous No.29294003]

>>29292927
Alternatively just be a chad and be open about it, it will help you remove fake friends and others close to you if they start asking for money. Going to this extent just to hide that your wealthy is kinda retarded unless you plan on living in the slums and might get robbed.

[Anonymous No.29294048]

>>29270227
I think you’re right.

[Anonymous No.29294101]

>>29293634
>40k
>since 2018

Jesus fucking christ you could work minimum wage for that too. Might aswell just give up at this rate.

[Anonymous No.29294123]

My husband and I browse /biz/ together and I actually hold more than him. He kept telling me to sell my BTC back in 2017 but I refused

[Anonymous No.29294130]

>>29283687
So she wants to give away someone else's money?
I'm real fucking surprised.

[Anonymous No.29294241]

>>29290172
>Old white men banksters.
Truly the greatest trick that's ever been pulled off.

[Anonymous No.29294352]

>>29271308
You buried precious metals, a pistol, and ammunition on government property? On government property!?!? Why?

[Anonymous No.29294423]

>>29294241

[Anonymous No.29294546]

>>29287970
Her virtue is giving other people's money to some random people? You should know by now that that just simply does not work.

[Anonymous No.29294663]

all you guys need to know about in case of divorce: Look up South Dakota trusts, they are what all the big boys use in divorce.

[Anonymous No.29294777]

>>29292401
How about you use your own money to do this? Oh, you only want to save the world when someone else is paying?

While I believe minimizing the suffering of others is a core trait of being a human, handouts don't actually fix anything but just alleviate the problem. Like Jesus said about teaching a man to fish so he can take care of himself, people who are willing to work to better their situations should be given a chance to work and NOT be dependant on anyone. This of course could require things like helping with substance abuse problems and giving an initial push in the form of a temporary flat/house to live in etc

[Anonymous No.29294797]

>>29272585
Get a hobo corpse from the morgue, file down his teeth to match your dental record, put him in your car with your papers in his pocket, light the gas tank on fire and let it roll slowly towards the cliff
Alternatively, kill your friends and family

[Anonymous No.29294979]

>>29279681
I was thinking this too, if I just hide my keys, how can they ever prove I even have anything, let alone gain access to those funds?

[Anonymous No.29295064]

>>29285049
Buy 5 or 6 properties with 600.000 on a tourist trap or a crowded city.

Live in a room of one of those and rent the rest, rent the other property.