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29192313 No.29192313 [Reply] [Original]

George: It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every financial decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of finance, be it researching and investing in a new ICO, HODLing through the crash of 2018, using multiple indicators to make swing trades... It's all been wrong.

(A waitress comes up to George)

Waitress: Chicken tenders with sweet and sour sauce, side of fries, bottle of Mountain Dew.

George: Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have chicken tendies. Nothing's ever worked out for me with chicken tendies. I want the complete opposite of that. I want an egg sandwich, sweet potatoes, and a Dr. Pepper!

Elaine: Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.

Jerry: You know egg sandwich isn't the opposite of chicken tenders, chicken wings are. Tenders sit under the breast while wings sit on top of it.

George: Good for the wings.

( George scrolls /biz/ )

Elaine: Ah, George, you just passed a thread about some new token.

George: So? What am I supposed to do?

Elaine: Check it out, maybe it's a good buy.

George: Elaine, I have no more money. I'm still holding XRP bags and I'm not selling.

Jerry: Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of being cautious about hyped shitcoins, just jump in and buy.

George: Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.

Jerry: If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and not buy a shitcoin, and regret it months or even years later. Bitcoin in 2011, Ethereum in 2015, even when LINK was 25 cents I didn't buy when I had the chance. So now I will do the opposite... and I will do something!

( George types on his phone )

Elaine: What are you doing?

( George holds up his finger and goes back to typing )

George: Aha! *snorts* Just transferred $5000 from my line of credit to buy $LUIGI.

Jerry: You're a regular Warren Buffett now, aren't you?

>> No.29192375

Michael Richards Laugh Factory 2006

>> No.29192445

>>29192313
>to buy $LUIGI
kek

>> No.29192477

>>29192375
Kek

>> No.29192522

Dunno about you tards but I love Seinfeld

>> No.29192573

>>29192313
Have a (You). I enjoyed it.

>> No.29192636

>>29192313
I like it. This is better than that weed coin scam you were trying to pull

>> No.29192724

>>29192445
Fucking kek that line.

>> No.29192774
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>>29192313
Based as fuck OP lmao

>> No.29192946

Elaine Benes is my make it gf.

>> No.29192961

>>29192313
>*good for the wings*

Nice, well done OP

>> No.29193067
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>>29192313
excellent

>> No.29193139

>>29192313
Toasting in a high quality bread; well done OP, you’re not a faggot

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Kramer: Mornin' buddy!

Jerry: It's 8:00 in the morning, what the hell are you doing here? What's going on?

Kramer: Having breakfast. I gotta be at Kramerica HQ by 9:00.

Jerry: Kramerica? What?

Kramer: It's my decentralized finance company. Kramerica.finance. Check it out, Jerry.

Jerry: How long have I been asleep for? What year is this?

Kramer: Decentralized finance is the future, Jerry! Everyone is talking about it.

Jerry: So, what is this decentralized finance thing all about, anyway?

Kramer: Notice how the banks have a monopoly on lending money?

Jerry: You're not becoming a loanshark, are you?

Kramer: No, Jerry, Kramerica.finance is going to be the new bank. The future of finance.

Jerry: So where is the decentralized part?

Kramer: Well... that's where people like you come in. Y'see, banks get all their money from the government. It's a monopoly. Banks control all of it.

Jerry: I don't think that's how it works, but go on.

Kramer: Now, instead of asking the bank for a loan or investment, people would get it from Kramerica.finance.

Jerry: Why would I do that?

Kramer: Because it will all be decentralized and secured with smart contracts.

Jerry: Do you even know what "decentralized" and "smart contracts" even mean?

Kramer: Listen, Jerry, I've got an intern coming in later from NYU, computer science major. He's going to help me build it. My buddy Bob Sacamano already bought 5000 KRM tokens. You're a successful comedian, Jerry, I'm sure you can buy at least 10k tokens.

Jerry: Why would I buy tokens for something that doesn't even exist yet? I'm not buying your stupid tokens, Kramer.

Kramer: Your loss, pal. Remember when I told you to buy Tesla two years ago?

Jerry: Yeah, yeah, I'm going back to bed. Where is this Kramerica HQ anyway?

Kramer: Across the hall, buddy.

>> No.29193472

>>29192313
ya done gud OP. ya done real gud

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>>29193260
You're good at this op

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>>29192313
pretty good, anon. I keked
>>29192375
lmao

>> No.29193880

>>29193260
hahaha

>> No.29194368

>>29192313
My personal version:
>George: It became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every crypto decision I've ever made, in my entire life, has been wrong. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of cryptocurrency, be it researching and investing in a new ICO, trying to daytrade shitcoins, not buying and holding BTC when it was $3k, buying pure meme tokens and expecting them to 10x after a month...it's all been wrong.
(A waitress comes up to George)
Waitress: Chicken tenders with sweet and sour sauce, side of fries, bottle of Mountain Dew.
>George: Yeah. No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have chicken tendies. Nothing's ever worked out for me with chicken tendies. I want the complete opposite of that. I want a baked skinless chicken breast, with steamed broccoli and carrots....and a cup of water!
Elaine: Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.
Jerry: You know baked skinless chicken breast isn't the opposite of chicken tenders, fish sticks are. Tenders lived on the land, while fish sticks lived in the water.
>George: Good for the fish sticks.
( George scrolls /biz/ )
Elaine: Ah, George, you just passed a thread about some new token that has just 6 replies and is about to drop to the archive.
>George: So? What am I supposed to do?
Elaine: Check it out, maybe it's a good buy.
>George: Elaine, broke autistic virgin men who are desperate for a 10x despite never even making a 5x before...don't waste time looking at some shitcoin that's rarely posted on /biz/ and can't even garner a dozen replies in a thread without the thread dying.
Jerry: Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Instead of rushing to buy into a token that's memed all over /biz/ with an already-high market cap despite having no innovative tech development or use case then selling that token too soon...research a token with a low market cap that /biz/ mostly ignores but also has innovative tech development or use case, and hold onto it for as long as possible.

>> No.29194430

thanks for the keks OP, quality work

>> No.29194449

>>29194368
>George: Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.
Jerry: If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite...would have to be right.
>George : ...Yes. I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and not buy a certain coin that I would see briefly on /biz/ once or twice, and regret it months or even years later when it mooned. So now I will do the opposite... and I will do something!
( George types on his phone )
Elaine: What are you doing?
( George holds up his finger and goes back to typing )
>George: Aha! *snorts* Just found a low-cap coin that crashed hard after the ico but looks like a legit project. I'm gonna spend the next week or so researching this, then if it checks out I'm gonna spend $400 monthly out of my poorfag wagecheck accumulating nothing but this coin until I'm priced out, then hold!
Jerry: You're a regular Warren Buffett now, aren't you?

>> No.29194601

>>29192313
10/10

>> No.29195440

Thank you

>> No.29195867

>>29192445
lost

>> No.29196049

Based
Has everyone watched all of Seinfeld multiple times?

>> No.29196449

>>29192313
I sold cardano tonight and it literally pumped 10cent the very second I sold. I immediately thought of this episode

>> No.29196574

>>29192375
>>29192313
based

buying $LUIGI in solidarity with George

>> No.29196589

>>29192313
>George: Elaine, I have no more money. I'm still holding XRP bags and I'm not selling.
lol

>> No.29196622

very nice opie, will screencap and send to my dad :)

>> No.29196761

>>29193260

Im copying the fucking cake code and making kramerica.finance tomorrow, will take down the rugpull code and it will be the official /biz/ coin