/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.29082549]

I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room for $2.50/hr. I was super afraid of starving to death due to having no income and also the local McDonald's closing down so I took on the offer. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I just ordered 20 packs of Chloroquine on the darkweb and gonna eat them all up tomorrow. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

[Anonymous No.29082646]

>>29082549
KEK

[Anonymous No.29082677]

Bum

[Anonymous No.29082743]

>>29082549
>toothpaste
Do you have any kind of preference for the toothpaste ? Any special flavor?

[Anonymous No.29082887]

>>29082549
Nah just send em

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[Anonymous No.29082962]

>>29082549
sign it then
the wallet you're using has an option to let you sign a message and publicly confirm

[Anonymous No.29083007]

>>29082962
He wont because this copy pasta is as old as time

[Anonymous No.29083016]

>>29082549

OP I'm out of toothpaste.

Can I use cheese?

[Anonymous No.29083057]

>>29082549
>1585142859521.png
Better luck next time.

[Anonymous No.29083099]

>>29082549
1ByZc33DYZBMKy6xFomLmCV9Gaupx1ZnCg

I know you are a troll but it would be funny if someone sends a little bit of btc

[Anonymous No.29083177]

OP I represent the ADL and we could really use a donation for our cause. We would be happy to forgive all of your previous anti semitic comments on this website through the years, in exchange for your generous donation

[Anonymous No.29083222]

>>29083099
YEAH that'd be funny lololololololol

[Anonymous No.29083230]

pump a shitcoin loser

[Anonymous No.29083241]

>>29082549
Here's a pick of what I use to disinfect my vagina, can I some of your copy pasta meme coins?

[Anonymous No.29083304]

Pump reef you faggot

[Anonymous No.29083313]

>>29083099
I'm feeling generous so i sent some

[Anonymous No.29083360]

>>29082549
Jannies should ban everyone who posts their address ITT

[Anonymous No.29083395]

>>29082549
Too soon. Last time it was your uncle Juan and his internet dinero.

[Anonymous No.29083413]

>>29083241
thats a man.

[Anonymous No.29083481]

>>29082549
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Based op, please give me a reason to smile.

[Anonymous No.29083629]

boomp

[Anonymous No.29083694]

Fake but just on the 0.00000001% chance it's true, I started crypto a few days and have been rugged in bsc already.
Oh well, you learn off such things.

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[Anonymous No.29083779]

I know its a meme but whoever sticks toothpaste in their ass might get a pity tip
also it'd be really funny

[Anonymous No.29083894]

please let this be true
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[Anonymous No.29083956]

>>29082549
How serious are you op? I'm about to lose my house and this could change my life.

38CMzx1LebFhPM2PPY2bVnkr8hFppXxSBm

[Anonymous No.29084030]

>>29082549
lel, not happening but might as well post it
1AE8LQ36ZVhmZgfdkmraNDjzFaZrcZym2C

[Anonymous No.29084032]

>>29082549
0xBB6E486BAb511dd38B60a573e1cba704c85D2b3a

OP I don't even care if this is a rug, I have almost nothing.

[Anonymous No.29084068]

>>29083956
you are a retarded person

[Anonymous No.29084096]

>>29082549
Big if true

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