I lost it all.

[Anonymous No.29073724]

>be me 20 years old
>11k saved
>Have never invested
>January 21th see some guy making millions on gamestop with just 50k and saying its gonna go to 1000k atleast
>Gme was around 40 at the time
>This is it ill retire if i buy in but 11k wont make me that rich
>Talk with parents, convince them this is the jackpot weve been waiting for
>Take their savings 104k
>But 115k is not enough
>Somehow convince them to mortgage the house
>Now 315k
>Not enough...
>call sister tell her the good news
>She and her husband give ne 25k
>330k its January 27th gme at around 350$
>Jan 28th money is in my account
>Yolo as market opens at 435
>Starts going bullish ,im rock hard
>Suddenly it starts dropping wtf this isnt supposed to happen
>20 minutes later its at 400
>Dick has turned into vagina as it keeps dropping for the next hour
> It gets to 220$
>Say fuck reddit it lied and close position at a loss of 170k
>Oh its fine ill just short it it will go to 50 and ill make it all back and more
>Short at 200 it goes down, wew everything is fine
>Gets to 150 bounces starts climbing
>Oh no reddit was right afterall
>Hoes 225 240 250 300
>Close short position - 26k 134k left
>Buy in at 290
>It drops what the fuuuuuuck but reddit what are you doing
>Wait a while close position at 250 down another 19k
> Almost closing time decide to short it at 210 a share
> Cant sleep
> Market opens at 400 im about to kms but it drops to 300 fucking close position
> Have around 20k left decide to never short again and reddit is right
> Buy in at 310
>Oh thank god it goes up
Nope
>Drops to 250
>Paper handed bitch closes position down to around 16k
> Fucking shit starts climbing again
>Get blackout drunk

[Anonymous No.29074019]

Man, I swear to God almighty, i felt your pain. Incredible. Hold tight tho, dont kys, ur too young.
Feels bad for your parents mostly, but you're going to get the money back eventually.

[Anonymous No.29074086]

LOL

[Anonymous No.29074135]

Based retard proving robinhood was right and acting only in your best interest.

[Anonymous No.29074140]

Beans and rice.

[Anonymous No.29074149]

no, your family was not THAT stupid
1/10 larp because I read it

[Anonymous No.29074170]

>>29073724
so youve never invested before and somehow you know how to short stocks on your first trade? nice try

[Anonymous No.29074202]

This can't be real.

If it is, posting in epic bread.

>It isn't.

Also, why didn't you just go all in on something like API3?

Reddit always lies.

[Anonymous No.29074227]

>>29073724
You would have made more money buying literally any shitcoin during this bullrun.

[Anonymous No.29074229]

>>29073724
I forgot to ask, how have you not necked yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.29074282]

lol nice larp
if it were real you would have to kill urself though

[Anonymous No.29074332]

nice pasta

[Anonymous No.29074348]

show proof

[Anonymous No.29074422]

>>29074135
This desu, what the fuck this cannot be real.

[Anonymous No.29074427]

>>29074202
you think?

[Anonymous No.29074489]

>>29073724
good for you

[Anonymous No.29074720]

>>29073724
you could have just bought and held BTC
anyways don't KYS, money is money. Your family is dumb for just jumping in with you like that though. Happens. Remember, money is just money. Are you guys fucked now? I doubt it. If you have a roof over your head and food is at your disposal, all you need do is make a plan to repay the people you borrowed from and work your ass off till the deed is done. It will take time but actually WORK for it this time, okay fren?

[Anonymous No.29074798]

>>29074720
none it is true why are you even bothering typing this and why am i even bothering to reply

[Anonymous No.29074960]

>>29073724
>Days pass and i just lay in bed contemplating suicide
> Feb 5th see its starting to moon
>Wait a while fomo at 90
>Instantly starts dropping
>But ive changed i have diamond hands now and hold
>It goes sideways around 60 all day
>Feb 8th it goes to 72
> But ive learned my lesson and dont close position in red
>Feb 12th decide to close it i cant take it anymore
>Close at 49 ,have around 9k left
>Feb 16th decide to buy in again at 53
>It goes down close it
> Have 8k left
> Decide bitcoin is overvalued so i short it at 47k
>It goes up
> All the money is gone
When it started going to shit i told my family im going camping so they dont ask me about the money. Been living homeless for a good 2 weeks as to not face them, but i have to go back and idk what to tell them.

[Anonymous No.29075072]

>>29074960
dude nobody above age 15 will ever believe a story like this, you need to improve on it.

[Anonymous No.29075179]

>>29073724
gay larp, didn't read
kys

[Anonymous No.29075191]

>>29074960
I also made a thing on go fund me but i got banned.
I like life i dont want to kms, but i may aswell have to .

[Anonymous No.29075315]

I really, really want this to be a larp.

[Anonymous No.29075456]

>>29075191
Ok here's what you have to do, get the best possibly life insurance you can get and have it go to your family. Then you fake your own death and go join SAA in syria for a few years.

[Anonymous No.29075503]

>>29073724
Before you "invest" your money you have to know what you are doing.
There are literally hardcore traders who do nothing else than gambling with stocks. I can guarantee you 90 % of those "buyers" were the elites and not "some random redditors".

I was here when GME was at $20 and do you want to know what I did? NOTHING! I invested ZERO $. Do you want to know why? Because Gamestop will be dead in the next few years and this was just a bubble. It was literally gambling and you deserve everything you did.

[Anonymous No.29075530]

>>29074019
this is a fucking larp dude

[Anonymous No.29075644]

>>29074960
Please tell me you are larping

[Anonymous No.29075759]

nice larp but was still painful to read

[Anonymous No.29075951]

>>29075456
I dont want to become a terrorist.
>>29075503
Yes i see that now.
>>29075530
>>29075644
I wish it was

[Anonymous No.29076110]

>>29073724
> Asking other people for money
you deserved this.

[Anonymous No.29076235]

remember when redditors wer emaking threads here saying

>how come WSB made GME happen instead of biz?
and now they are all financially devastated lmao

[Anonymous No.29076256]

All you had to do was buy and hold either BTC or ETH. I hope to god you're larping anon

[Anonymous No.29076310]

>>29074960
>Been living homeless for a good 2 weeks
post pic to prove this

[Anonymous No.29076399]

Wow...wow...wow...oh wow...

[Anonymous No.29076402]

>>29073724
based retard redistributing wealth

[Anonymous No.29076420]

>>29076310
you still dont get literally none of the above is true

[Anonymous No.29076423]

>>29075951
SAA are fighting the terrorists fyi, but I refuse to believe this isn't a larp.

[Anonymous No.29076496]

>>29075951
post the losses then faggot this is the gayest larp ive ever heard

[Anonymous No.29076549]

>>29073724
330k

Damn. You unrionically would’ve been a millionare if you aped into Fantom at January 21st kek.

[Anonymous No.29076633]

Post proof you faggot

[Anonymous No.29076646]

>>29076549
>got in gme at 30
>sold at 300
>got in fantom at .03 cents
>still holding

[Anonymous No.29076656]

>>29075951
>I dont want to become a terrorist.
acting like you have an option at this point Mr. bait

[Anonymous No.29076723]

>>29073724
>tfw we make more money "investing" in dumb shit like $CAKE and $EGG than redditors
feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.29076780]

>>29076310
I dont want my location to be known
>>29076423
All i know is erdogan is bad why would i fight for him

[Anonymous No.29077075]

>>29073724
Nobody this green and retarded would know what it means to short a position.

[Anonymous No.29077078]

>>29076780
Now I know you are a trolling fag, SAA has nothing to do with the cockroach turks, they are the syrian army and they are literally fighting against the turks & various other invaders trying to grab clay

[Anonymous No.29077207]

>>29073724
MODS ban this fucking sympathy scammer from reddit. Need fucking proof, this story is so outrageous, I can't even pretend to believe it. Show your trade history, this can't be real.

[Anonymous No.29077295]

>>29073724
well now that you've learned to trade do you have plans for any new trades?

[Anonymous No.29077541]

>>29077295
I have it figured out ,ill tell them i got mugged and my phone got stolen. That way i cant be blamed for not being able to close the position in the green. They will get pissed but it wont be my fault .

[Anonymous No.29077659]

Fuck it im heading home now already look beat up so they will beleive me .

[Anonymous No.29078845]

>>29073724
retard

[Anonymous No.29078924]

Imagine spending the effort to actually type all this

[Anonymous No.29078978]

>>29073724
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.29079000]

>>29077541
>>29077659
prove it's not a larp and I might have something for you.

[Anonymous No.29079002]

>>29073724
please be a larp

[Anonymous No.29079088]

>>29074140
Dave Ramsey is unironically good for retards like OP

[Anonymous No.29079159]

>>29073724
Sad story. You should've bought 0xBitcoin. The train is waiting to board more passengers.

[Anonymous No.29079319]

I bought at 38 and sold at 45 bought at 48 or something and sold again in the 60s again. Never touched it again.

[Anonymous No.29079395]

>>29079000
It's most likely a larp I could be wrong but he also made extremely greedy shortsighted mistakes, I wouldn't give someone like that any money.

But it's your call.

[Anonymous No.29079400]

Reads like a larp, but we all know such things and worse happen.

[Anonymous No.29079449]

shit LARP

[Anonymous No.29079552]

>>29079000
I know people like myself with rotten teeth and never had a chance to invest squat would be way more thankful than people larping about making horrible life altering mistakes that were clear as day to see coming.

[Anonymous No.29079556]

This must be a larp.

[Anonymous No.29079599]

>>29074170
Also shorting was literally impossible during the hot period. At least for retail.

[Anonymous No.29080030]

>>29073724
True or not, this is unironically why you NEED to regularly gamble on shitcoins. You don't need to throw in huge amounts of cash, but you need the experience to get used to the feeling of gaining/losing huge percentages over a short period and learn how to deal with it, otherwise when real money is on the line you'll just trade emotionally and fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.29080165]

>>29074135
wtf dude? it dumped thanks to robinhood, if they hadn't closed trading, GME would've reached 1k easily

[Anonymous No.29080332]

>>29079000
I can actually prove I'm not larping.

[Anonymous No.29080550]

>>29079159

This is weird. How the fuck did you hear about that token? I heard about it today at work, some autist came.in from our UN regional dev complaince office and was talking about how this will.be the only thing governments are gonna let people mine. Is it true?

Talk about baader meinhof damn