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>talking to work waifu
>"blah blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah blah"

>> No.29065337

based autist
she's just trying to tell you to back off

>> No.29065376

>>29065193
why is she your waifu if you know she's already in a relationship, or better yet, being upset at someone for talking about someone that's a big part of their life when you already know this

>> No.29065424

>>29065337
yup, i bet every other sentence to anon starts with "my boyfriend" kek

>> No.29065516

>>29065376
I’m talking about when she does it for the first time especially if I thought she liked me back.

>> No.29065519

>>29065376
because op has a cuckold fetish and masturbates to interracial cuckold porn on BLACKED.COM

>> No.29065556

>>29065193
>not having multiple work waifus
weak game bro

>> No.29065637

When I talk casually to females I've just met I usually try to mention my girlfriend at some point early on. It usually relaxes things because that's the signal that I'm not trying to hit on them.

>> No.29065729

>>29065637
thankfully i'm hideously ugly and awkward so no sane woman would ever believe i'm trying to hit on them if i started talking to them.

>> No.29065745
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>>29065193
>having a work waifu

>> No.29065768
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29065768

>coworker tries to get with every new single woman in the office
>his idea of flirting is gently kicking the back of their chair and stopping in their cubicle every time he passes

>> No.29065835
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>>29065424
This has happened to me and probably most anons. Just ask a question or try to bring up small talk with a woman and am met with "my husband" or "my boyfriend." Fucking thots. I'd honestly rate myself an 8.5/10 and thats being humble.

>> No.29065847

>>29065729
I'm also a creepy autist, but despite that or probably because of that femoids sometimes think I'm trying to hit on them on the rare occasion where I talk to one for more than two words.

>> No.29065908

>>29065193
>his waifu not only had sex, but has a bf right now
Is it possible to be bigger cuckold than this?

>> No.29065914

>>29065193
incel detected

>> No.29065931
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>>29065193
thats the queue to whip out your blockfolio and show her your 200k linkies and wallah, she is now your wife. its a doggy dog world out there anon, sometimes you just need to hit the books and give them a firm handshake.

>> No.29065970

>>29065193
>work waifu
kek

>> No.29066022

>>29065193
>not just not giving a shit about that cute little shittest and fucking her on the copy machine anyway
NGMI

>> No.29066089

>>29065931
a shit thread might have just been saved

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29066102

Imagine sexually harassing thots at the office and not being able to take the hint, lmao.
And no it's not talking or flirting; because it's you, it's sexual harassment

>> No.29066185

>>29065835
same anon, I rate myself similar to you and get that often, it's because she subtly feels her comfortable relationship and life could be threatened by you, it's not really a bad thing IMO

>> No.29066321
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>>29065835
never happened to me but that's because if i'm not looking to get something out of someone my face reverts to the neutral psychopath stare and women refuse to talk to me out of fear

>> No.29066809

oooooh .. SEX !

sex sex sexy sex !!

> S
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S. E. X. SEXXX !!!

SEX !

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>>29066809
lmao

>> No.29067150

>>29065637
I don't want women to relax around me

>> No.29067459
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29067459

>talking to ugly girl who likes me at work
>blah blah blah ugh I think I need a massage blah blah blah why are you such an asshole blah blah blah

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>>29065193
>>talking to my real wife
>>"blah blah blah blah my boyfriend blah blah blah"

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>>29067459
"Ma'am I think you may have the wrong impression. I am a pedophile. Sorry."

>> No.29067818

>>29065516
>especially if I thought she liked me back.
delusional retard

>> No.29067893

>>29067459
I'm fairly certain a fat girl in my office liked me not once but like thrice on tinder
I reset my profile several times to get more matches and she came up on top of the list every time
It was awkard talking to her then

>> No.29067978

>>29065193
never shit where you eat anon

>> No.29067989
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29067989

>not friendzoning women before they get the chance and exclusively fucking hookers

>> No.29068164

>>29067978
>not eating shit

>> No.29068287

>>29065193
how is this related to /biz/?