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Help me. I buy 1 BTC of esper from yobit and now I found out it's not real espers what can I do!??! Nobody will buy and I cant withdraw!

>> No.2899847

>>2899835
youre fucked anon

>> No.2899851

>>2899835
>yobit
>espers

you will never see your money again

>> No.2899854

My dear. No sell ESPER. This hold coin. Hold yobit. We rich soon

>> No.2899859

Yobit dice YOLO

>> No.2899866

They're telling me in telegram that I am out of luck because yobit has old version of Espers. Omg omg someone please help .... It's all BTC I have :'((

>> No.2899868
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2899868

someone here tells me to invest in ESP. spend $2700 on ESP. what now? when will moon? i refresh every 5 minutes to see that its the wrong chain

>> No.2899879

>>2899866
Just put in a 1 sat sell order and wait...

>> No.2899891
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2899891

>>2899879
Nobody buying!!!! nobody!!!

>> No.2899901
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>>2899891
Well, you just did. You surely can't be the last sucker?

>> No.2899902

>>2899835
YoBit espers for cheapest prices, great opportunity, for arbitrages

>> No.2899916
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2899916

>>2899902
Genius sir. Listen to sir! Hold yobit coin ESPER

>> No.2899924

>>2899868
Lel

>> No.2899940

Guys I'm crying.. this isn't funny man. It's all my money

>> No.2899952

>>2899940
Tear of joy down face of man with greatest. The ESPERS!

>> No.2899979

that's an expensive learning session

>1 reading
>2 buying

not the other way

>> No.2899988

zero sympathy for you OP. Maybe you should take more care when handling "all your money". Go work at mcdonalds for 3 months and get it back.

>> No.2899995

>>2899940
If you're not larping then im sorry bro, the money is gone

Consider this a lesson in doing due diligence before buying ANYTHING. Also stay off shit exchanges like yobit

>> No.2899997

>>2899891
>Accidentally buy shitcoin
>turn into a yobit pajeet and shill it in their chat.
>After about a month finally sell all my shitcoins for what I bought them for.

Time for you to learn patience.

>> No.2900003

>>2899835
sirs
ESP has hard forked to RAJESHCOIN
pls do the needful and invest in best new cryptocoin: RAJESHCOIN
tnk u

>> No.2900004

Have we found him? The Greatest Fool?

>> No.2900014

I tried to contact yobit, customer service is shit!!!

>> No.2900064

>>2899835
transfer into a wallet. According to

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/espers/#markets

nova exchange has volume. Sell it there.

>> No.2900073

>>2900064
oh nevermind, you cant withdraw...what the fuck? stop buying shit coins, and stop using shitty exchanges.

>> No.2900107
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2900107

I just lose everything on dice.... Wow 1 BTC gone in minutes. Im crying guys someone please help me

>> No.2900112

>>2899940
I'm sorry op. If you can't sell it on another exchange and yobit won't help you then your only hope is to wait and hope someone buys it. Have you looked up any info on the coin you accidentally bought?

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2900116

>>2900107
thanks for your money!
HAHAHA OP BTFO

>> No.2900117

>>2900107
Or do that.

>> No.2900125

>>2900107
jesus fuck dude

>> No.2900134

>>2900107
Damn Omar you fucked up

>> No.2900138

>>2900107
Comedy gold

>> No.2900144

>>2900138
Wats this yobit dice u pajeet youngsters are talking about?

>> No.2900149
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2900149

op i can help you get your money back

>> No.2900166

>>2900149
>Kek

But in all seriousness, crypto needs regulation.

>> No.2900184

>>2900149
How?

>> No.2900185
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2900185

>>2900166
>crypto needs regulation
its does not or you want jews to take over cryptos and send every single trade to the irs?, it was op stupidity buying in pajeets scam and can suck dicks to make his money back

>> No.2900197

>>2900107
Ok before just I had zero sympathy. Now i'm literally laughing.
>>2900184
suck 2700 dicks for $1 each

>> No.2900201

>>2900166
no, stupid people need to lose money

>> No.2900228

>>2899835
>YObit
hahaha you are a special kind of retard aren't you?

>> No.2900255
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2900255

>>2900107
>Omar

>> No.2900312

>>2899835

Haven't seen a fuck up like this in a while, eh yea no one is buying your bags, get over that right now. Scrape together everything you can and buy some Bancor , it's literally your only hope.

>> No.2901193
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2901193

>hehehe this is the best investment ever

>> No.2901199

Contact the SEC and report Espers for fraud, OP.

>> No.2901201

>>2900107
I'm sorry omar

>> No.2901218

>>2899997
LOL

>> No.2901229

>>2900166
God I fucking hate liberals.

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2901279

WE ARE AT PEAK GREATER FOOL

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>>2899835

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>>2899835
THATS WHY I LOVE YOU /BIZ/ BROS
HAHAHHAH

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2901608

>>2900107

>> No.2901613

>>2900107
sorry omar

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>>2900107

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>>2900107
op, at the very least you're a philanthropist for helping all your fellow esp1 cucks finally unload their bags

ride on in valhalla my friend, ride on

>> No.2901768

>>2900107
>omar

no surprise with a faggot name like that

let me help you out bud

$1/blowjob you'll have it back before tomorrow

>> No.2901772

Please what coin do I buy to make my money back.

>> No.2901787

>>2900185
I thought it was a myth Jews invented gravity but I guess not. Another scam..

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>>2899835
>>2899866
>>2899891
>>2899940
>>2900014
>>2900107
>>2900116
>>2901514
>>2901608

>> No.2901987

Bumping to laugh with OP

>> No.2902055

>>2899835
Just buy Powercoin next time! :^)

>> No.2902460
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>>2901794
Pajeet scammed pajeet...

what a day...

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2902632

This thread is pure GOLD.

>> No.2902635

>>2899979
>$2700
>expensive

>> No.2902641

>>2900107
and I thought I was retarded for losing 0.01 BTC to the dice

>> No.2902645

>>2902635
top kek, that's like couch money

>> No.2902650

>>2902635
>>2902645
dont pretend like you wouldn't care about losing 2700 bucks, faggots

>> No.2902652

>>2902650
That's how much I paid for my macbook

>> No.2902671

What a wonderful thread. Thank you, OP, for lighting up my late night.

You, and I hope soon millions more like you, are the best chance people like me have of becoming wealthy.

Just out of curiosity, what was it that moved you to (attempt to) buy Espers in the first place?

>> No.2902690

>>2899835
>buys after seeing this shilled on here by pajeet larping faggots in broken english
hope you learned your lesson kiddo

>> No.2902692

>>2902650
yeah i would care. losing that amount could be a life/death situation for millions of people. just failed at sarcasm.

>> No.2902700

>>2902671
Guy from telegram group show me how he bought from yobit for 1 sat and sold to Nova exchange for 7 sats. He made youtube video and everything

>> No.2902716

>>2902652
How many pairs of kneepads did you wear out to get all of that dosh?

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>>2902700
oh my god my sides
> he made youtube video

only pajeets (omars) can be this stupid

>> No.2902750

Holy shit you done goofed OP

>> No.2902751

gotta be a larp

>> No.2902753

>>2902741 it was pump group from yobit chatbox

>> No.2902777

>>2899940
This is absolutely hilarious. Never thought to do research before gambling your shekels?

>> No.2902799

This is too good to be true, point me to the volume and day u bought so we can see if it checks out

>> No.2902815

>>2902700
Post the video.

>> No.2902818

>>2899835
1 btc worth of shitcoin? you really are a greedy faggot.. been busting my balls to scrape up 1 coin, some people... fuck you

>> No.2902820

dont join pump groups
>>2902799
July 19 , couple other guys also falled for it

>> No.2902825

Omar, where are you from?

>> No.2902826

>>2902751
>>2902820
fuck it's not

>> No.2902833

You are on way to profit

Do the needful and hodl now until esper boom to the moon.

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2902942

It is rare that a 4chan thread actually makes me laugh out loud these days
I have no words

>> No.2903326
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2903326

Let this top kek thread never die

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>>2899835

>> No.2903488

>>2902650
For you. Losing $2700 is nothing. I lost $350k on Mt. Gox and that $350k is like 5 months on my stock market portfolio.

>> No.2903505

>>2902671
>You, and I hope soon millions more like you, are the best chance people like me have of becoming wealthy.
Exactly. I remember a thread where a /biz/raeli who sold 1300 fidget spinners for $20 each. That guy is probably rich now. Always remember that without stupid people there's no rich people. It's like the Yin and Yang of /biz/.

>> No.2903513

>>2899891
Haha, dumbass

>> No.2903569
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>>2900107

>> No.2903596

>>2900107
i can't take this pic, it's so funny

>> No.2903610

>>2899835
rip
checking:
>>2899999
>>2900000

>> No.2904229

TopKek

-Merk

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>>2899835
retard level 1000

>> No.2904358

>>2899891
yup 1 sat coins, you cant even drop the bags at a loss

>> No.2904431
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2904431

Yes sirs. ESPER$! You can buy!

>> No.2904459

Develop a community that specifically uses it

>> No.2904470

>>2899835
OP, I hope some kind-hearted whale will help you out and buy your ESP coins.

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>>2900073

>> No.2904541

>>2899854
Wicked.

>> No.2904561

>>2901759
holy fuck this hahahaha, OP you just made some pajeets day.

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$ESPER$ magic my dear

>> No.2905009

>>2899868
topkek

>> No.2905018

Nova FTW

>> No.2905027

>>2899835
You got fucked yourself. I can't help you.

>> No.2905028

>>2900166
In al serious crypto needs no regulation.

If you are complete fucking retard and fall such an obvious pajeet scam you DESERVE to LOOSE ALL OF IT.

Literally fuck regulation, I do no give a shit people buy ULTRA PAJEETCOINS and then go crying when they get scammed. kys

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>>2905028

no it doesnt, this is survival of the fittest

>> No.2905054

>>2905028
it's lose not loose , pajeet.
Your mothers vagina is loose.
You lost all your money on shitcoins.

>> No.2905408

>>2905054
That's why I am up 2000$ right sweetie? Keep trying with those middle school remarks though

>> No.2906027

>>2905408
HA, I'm up 4000$ honeybuns. Keep trying with those high school remarks though.

>> No.2906066

>>2906027
Aw little boo boo earned his first paycheck did he ;* Getting paid out another 3000$ in dividends of etheroll DICE

>> No.2906080

>>2906027
I'm up $4002 btfo

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>>2905408
>>2906027
>>2906066
TRANNY FIGHT!!!

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$ESPER$ magic my dears

>> No.2906586

Esper truly is the best /biz/ meme
Sorry digibros