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all of you blokes are fucken stupid with your fake currencies. I'm an Australian dentist and I make more than all of you cunts ever will in a fucken day.

just today I had an old women walk in with a tooth ache. I could've crowned it but I knew if I referred her to the dental surgeon for dentures, I'd make a 30% commission. Thats 6,000 Australian dollars right, fucken, there.

My second appointment was a young lad about 3. he had a lot of plaque so I knew I could get away with telling his parents some shit. So although all of his teeth were gonna fall out anyways, I tell them I found four cavities that need filling. Its about 400 each that I get paid when I fill a cavity. Bam. 1600 dollars.

Now, next up I have a college age girl about 19. I get her signed up for invisalign because I convinced her that the gaps in her teeth were widening since I last gave her the x-ray. Another commission, 1500 dollars.

Not to mention that then I get to charge for the anesthetics (which I always double or triple charge for, i say they need more 'local anesthetic' or some shit) and the second and third and fourth appointments

By the end of the day Ill make 20 large easily while all you cunts spent it staring at squiggly lines of fake currencies trying to predict when the sun will come up and crash all of your life savings

>> No.2899060

Loool these posts keep getting better and better haha

>> No.2899092

If these threads keep happening I will literally stop trading cryptocurrencies and get a real job.

>> No.2899116

>>2898933
>So although all of his teeth were gonna fall out anyways, I tell them I found four cavities that need filling

I never understood this...wtf? Is there a legitimate reason to fill cavities in some little puke whos gonna loose all his teeth anyway?

Dentists are right up there with car mechanics for least trustworthy professionals

>> No.2899931

Yeah this one isn't so funny because it's way too close to the truth.

>t. anon who became /pol/ incarnate because 3 jewish dentists in a row messed with my healthy teeth and charged me for it

>> No.2900337

Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I am the real Australian Dentist, this guy is a fruad

>> No.2900346

>>2898933
fuck capitalism and fuck white (((people)))

>> No.2900401

>>2898933
10/10

>> No.2900407

>>2899092
Enrolling in dental school as we speak fampai, gonna do plumbing on the side

>> No.2900413

I'm an emergency room doctor and I ain't larping. kek

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2900417

>>2898933
What is with /biz/ and larping?

>> No.2900455

>>2898933

Went to a Mexican dentist and it seems like even they have more integrity than most American (and now Australian) dentists. How the fuck does that happen?