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OOOOOOOOO

>> No.28982734
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28982734

>>28982688
MOOOOOOOOOON MISSION ABOUND

>> No.28982737

>>28982688
ching chong get fucked ethcuck ethkike chingCHINGCONG DONG

>> No.28982760

>>28982688
FINALLY. COME ON PUMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT, BEEN WAITING FOREVER FOR YOUR ASS TO MAKE A FUCKING MOVE. PLEASE LET THIS BE IT, PLEASE LET THIS BE THE ONE, AND DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING DUMP ON ME.

>> No.28984054

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.28984327

I have 1 ETH, am I gonna make it?

>> No.28984482

>>28984327
no, you need at least 100 eth to be comfy

>> No.28984523

>>28982688
Oh look, it's fucking nothing. Fucking dumping again god fucking damnit man. It just never ends with this shit.

>> No.28984566

nothing is happening. ultimate crabcoin

>> No.28984589

>>28984482
fuckkkkk

>> No.28984662
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>>28982688
ETH to 5k. People selling off their other assets to ride the ETH tidal wave. I keep my ETH until 4.5k, where I move 50% of my ETH portfolio to Link. Link will then be 216 EOY, resulting in an easy 10x.

I take profits to buy myself a RV, which I convert into a mobile workshop. I acquire land in Idaho, near a hot spring where I build a japanese-viking fusion sauna-bath-house-resort-spa, powered by cryptography. I host music festivals, and have people pay for tickets in ETH, causing further demand for ETH. I have then created an infinite Ouroboros of money. The more ETH is worth, the biggest festival I can throw, resulting in more demand on ETH, which allows me to build an even greater empire of chill vibes. I use this power to build a spacecraft, powered by ETH. It burns ETH as a means of propulsion, further driving up the value of ETH. I estimate about 10,000,000 ETH would be necessary to reach Saturn in a period of time short enough for me to tolerate. Once there, I use the hexagon on Saturn to run the biggest LINK node in the galaxy, connected directly to the hyper-light consciousness relay network, bringing in an era of universal Post Scarcity Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

>> No.28985088

>>28982688
moved 6%, will always and forever be a crabbing shitcoin just like btc. move on

>> No.28985651

>>28984662
>tidal wave
it's doing NOTHING you delusional retard

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>>28982688
DO THE NEEDFUL

>> No.28986247

>>28985088
It went 3x in 2 months

>> No.28986648

*snore* Wake me up when we get back above 0.045 on the boomercoin ratio.

>> No.28986726

>>28982688
>1834
fuck you OP you made me check binance

>> No.28986745

>>28986049
cope

and oh look at that, it's dumping