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Some of you will never, ever learn. lol... $xFUND is still only $4m mcap too. Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:27:38 2021 No.28957728 [Reply] [Original]

I found a sub $1m mcap Oracle once, it was called Tellor... you called me a pajeet and said it was vaporware. I made 80x.

Just 2 months ago I found a sub $1m mcap Oracle caled Bird... you called me a pajeet and said it was vaporware. I made 25x.

This month I found a sub $1m mcap Oracle called $xFUND that's better than the other two combined... with it's own mainnet and staking starting in less than 24 hours.

You called me a pajeet, said it was vaporware. It's at $4m mcap now and I will fucking shit all over your lives when it hits $50-$100m lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:30:12 2021 No.28957911 You won't shit on me because I have my bags loaded heavy. Good call though, I am expecting 20k XFUND once influencers start shilling this

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:30:26 2021 No.28957929 >>28957728 I don’t know who I hate more, you or myself lol.... I don’t even have any ETH left to buy because I got rugged on so many memes and BSC coins

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:30:38 2021 No.28957948 I will join you for the ride this time. How to stake?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:31:03 2021 No.28957978 >>28957948 https://yield.unification.io/yield-farming

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:31:30 2021 No.28958020 oh, look, it's flying

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:32:10 2021 No.28958061 can you explain what makes xFund better than api3, tellor, bird etc?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:32:22 2021 No.28958078 I sold this when it dipped to $500 after buying at $1,000 and actually want to die right now. Help me bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:32:52 2021 No.28958113 >>28957948 It was 500 a few days ago and 1000 yesterday. You don't want to stake just yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:33:08 2021 No.28958136 >>28958061 Team thats been in the space for years, developed their own blockchain, it's on a mainnet, theyre non anon, they have crazy connections and onchain products. The fact that this is 1/3rd the mcap of Bird right now is HILARIOUS

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:34:10 2021 No.28958201 >>28958078 wtf were you thinking? buy high, sell now - biz never changes...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:34:11 2021 No.28958202 >>28958113 You can stake theres no IL with staking or even any fee for unstaking. You may be thinking about the LP. Altho hot damn the rewards look good right now I'm thinking about splitting between both

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:35:06 2021 No.28958273 FUCK ME GODDAMNIT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:36:15 2021 No.28958371 >>28958273 It's alright it's only $4m mcap lol its going between $50m-$100m this year

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:37:58 2021 No.28958518 >>28957728 So what fake parents exchange is this on? How come half the shitcoins shilled here aren't on any reputable exchanges?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:41:41 2021 No.28958840 >>28958202 Yeah, I was thinking LP

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:42:45 2021 No.28958922 >>28958518 "reputable exchanges" usually want big $$$ for listings. Projects (even pretty shitty ones) with golden VCs behind their backs just pay for listings. Celsius still is not listed on any T1 exchange

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:42:57 2021 No.28958939 >>28958136 good points. i guess it'll pump off of being a working oracle alone with non pajeet team alone kek >>28958518 its on uniswap, almost all the shitcoins shilled here are on uniswap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:45:02 2021 No.28959125 >>28958273 bruh just get in next local dip it's still really early

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:45:27 2021 No.28959152 >>28958518 Holy shit who let the grandpa in.... ever heard of Uniswap? What are you doing in CEX’s still? Take your Metamucil

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:48:34 2021 No.28959415

>>28959152
ahahahaha right.... Uniswap, never heard of it. Oh.. the #14 crypto with 6 billion dollar evaluation? Oh, that Uniswap lol

Jesus christ normies have flooded in. Someone the other day to me was like "I bought UNI on Binance" and I was like, cool... I got 1200 for free for suing their exchange and they said "what exchange?" LOL

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:49:45 2021 No.28959510 >>28959415 holy kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:49:58 2021 No.28959529 File: 100 KB, 820x559, sergeyandneymar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28958078 buy it at 5k and sell it at the 3k dip and die again fren.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:50:52 2021 No.28959598 XFUND doesnt do shit, you wanna get FUND and dump your xfund on the dumb xfund bagholders

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:51:41 2021 No.28959650 People don’t use uniswap yet they go on centralized exchanges with $1,000,000,000 of fake volume a day from wash trading... we’re nowhere near the peak of this season if people still don’t use uniswap or other dex aggregators

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:51:48 2021 No.28959660 >>28959529 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:52:01 2021 No.28959683 Also I think 24 xfunds are minted everyday I think

>>	DumbFuggsEverywhere Wed Feb 17 11:54:18 2021 No.28959871 XFUND doesn`t do shit? have you checked finchains.io pajeet? it`s the actual working product

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:54:42 2021 No.28959902

>>28959598
>>28959683

You "think" 24 are minted each day? Yes, thats the amount thats minted each day. And yes $xFUND is the gateway to the Oracle so it doesnt "not do shit"

And yes, sure, go becomoe a validator on FUND.... personally I can buy more than I'd earn .... the chance to win one xFUND every so often is shit compared to the rewards that are coming in the 10 epochs startin in 18 hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:55:03 2021 No.28959939 >>28958078 AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU POOR FUCK LEARN TO HODL!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:56:01 2021 No.28960009 >>28959598 >>28959683 “Tellor doesn’t do shit” “Bird doesn’t do shit” “xFUND doesn’t do shit” Did you not read the OP lol, your response will seem quite meta if you do

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:56:24 2021 No.28960033 >>28959650 uniswap is dead because of gas fees

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:56:44 2021 No.28960058 >>28960009 lol, yeah this is what ive been dealing with for 6 years now on here, I love it though

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:57:15 2021 No.28960100 >>28960033 only for pajeets with less than .5 eth to their name

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:57:35 2021 No.28960124 >>28960033 Maybe for poorfags but tell that to the 30 ETH worth of gains on swaps I’ve made just this week lol... sry about the gas though, really

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:57:49 2021 No.28960138 How do I even stake, I'm retarded help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:57:57 2021 No.28960150 Is it tru that Segey is an advisor to xFUND? I was told this in a small exclusive group of sushi whales

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:58:51 2021 No.28960213 >>28960150 Damn, I was told that by a faggot biz poster. Along with a picture too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 11:59:24 2021 No.28960254 >>28960150 shhhhhhhh lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:00:42 2021 No.28960354 >>28960213 Here it is. >>28955199 >I was told this in a small exclusive group of sushi whales dumb larper

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:04:54 2021 No.28960672 >>28958078 If you were the fag that kept dumping after a week I suggest you do kill yourself dumbass

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:09:05 2021 No.28960973

“xFUND works with our Upcoming new on chain product which I can’t give you specific details about yet but it’s something that when you see it you’ll think “Oh my god, I can’t believe they actually built that.” And we hope it’s a thing that becomes a staple that a lot of people in the DeFi community space use, and it’s powered by xFUND.”

“Once we drop this the world is gonna go a little bit crazy. But if you can imagine what you can use xFUND for, it’s used to go power this and it’s an on chain service that does a certain thing and that’s just about all I can talk about at this point.”

-Neyma Jahan, CEO of Unification

kek. I'll HODL.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:12:47 2021 No.28961247 Chads getting rich on xfund. Poor kuks crying about it. Get in this before you regret it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:14:08 2021 No.28961346 I just sold my wife and kids for xfund. Easiest trade I've ever made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:18:21 2021 No.28961650 >>28961346 you forgot the house

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:19:19 2021 No.28961718 File: 66 KB, 208x238, .png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >governance token

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:21:36 2021 No.28961897 File: 56 KB, 1015x1280, funders.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28957728 based anon, been holding since 800.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:21:51 2021 No.28961923 >>28960009 I dont think you understood me FUND and XFUND are 2 different coins from the same company, unlike TRB and bird, which unless I'm wrong only have one "coin"

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:34:29 2021 No.28962758 ok finally a good shill, this must be undervalued if he is buddies with sergay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:35:06 2021 No.28962813 This is definitely gaining some traction.

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:39:12 2021 No.28963079

I FUCKING WANT TO BUY IT AND I CAN'T BECAUSE KEKBASE IS STILL PENDING MY DEPOSIT AND NOW THIS SHIT WENT EVEN HIGHER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:45:30 2021 No.28963564 File: 271 KB, 651x652, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28962758 Shiba guy owns it This one is a sleeper

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:49:29 2021 No.28963871 >>28957728 kek, may have seen you talking about this on cryptomoonshots, unless that was some other anon. needless to say I'm in. unironically thank u for shilling this

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 12:53:29 2021 No.28964195 >>28963564 word is the shiba guy is karl from the eth foundation having a piss. That means og eth bagz are coming

Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:00:27 2021 No.28964745

>>28964195
The oracle they're pushing is god-tier. Solves one of the problems with Chainlink, which is average-attacking
You can dip Chainlink values by attacking one data source and hitting it significantly enough to dip the main price
xFUND oracle just drops the prices outside a standard deviation
Math is better

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:00:27 2021 No.28964747 >>28964195 Oh shit I didn’t know that’s who that was. Everybody says neyma is connected they’re not lying

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:00:55 2021 No.28964787 Where is this listed

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:06:02 2021 No.28965186 >>28964195 check this, neymar is on a panel with charles hodskinson from cardano and dismantles him, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg-XfQWwWCM

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:09:13 2021 No.28965422 >>28964787 UNISWAP

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:15:05 2021 No.28965865 whats the price target for this

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:18:56 2021 No.28966148 >>28965865 10K lowball, 30K medball, 50K highball

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 17 13:18:59 2021 No.28966151 >>28965865 50k minimum

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