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>Bought FTM/GRT for long term hodling.
>GF constantly mocks me to withdraw it because i didnt magically become millionaire in a week.
>Entitled bitch planned for honeymoon already.
>Mad she ain't getting her instant tendies
>Ask her if she invested anything
>"Anon, i dont believe in this crypto bullshit"
/Biz/bros, i think im breaking up with this hoe, she somehow figured out she'll get 50% of MY gains that i invested into with MY money.
Dont share your portfolio info with w*men, they'll just leech off you...

>> No.28858377

>>28858273
Fucking hate it when people mockingly ask "so are you rich yet?" Shut up asshole you know that's not how it works

>> No.28859481

settle with a cute trap, its the only way

>> No.28860720

Don't share your portfolio with anyone you dumb fuck of course everyone will want your money if they see easy way from retard like you

>> No.28860995
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>wife
>asks me about bitcoin on Dec 2, 2017
>had to invest her 7K xmas bonus in btc, eth
>I am deep in LINK and GRT
>She withdrew at the top, bought back in at the bottom
as much of a bitch that she is sometimes, I love this woman. We have made so much money this year

>> No.28861086

>>28860995
Dec 2, 2020

fucked up

>> No.28861601

Just pretend to be poor and never talk about specific trades

>> No.28861752
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>>28858273
my ex mocked me for putting 6k into crypto 3 years ago. back then i was still a student and money was tight so naturally i didnt go on fancy dinner dates with her anymore. i tried explaining to her that it might be good in the long term, etc but she just couldnt understand why i would rather spend my money on some "made up bullshit" than her or something she benefits from RIGHT NOW. now 3 years later im up 68k while still in uni and she is an annoying art student who eats fucking canned ravioli and does nothing except watching memes on her dumb phone all day. hooked up with her on valentines day and when she asked me about crypto i just kept quiet. while i believe there are good women in this world, i still think that most of them are insufferable cunts with no vision for the future. NEVER share your portfolio with them and NEVER let them know how much money you really have.

>> No.28863058

>>28861752
based bruh. Don't tell anyone people get mad jealous around money

>> No.28864087

>>28861601
This. Unless you and your partner are on the same page financially and you trust each other completely, keep it to yourself. Outside of that, don't tell anyone

>> No.28864156

>>28858273
Hey dumbass, is she a gf or a wife, cause if shes a gf like your post says shes not entitled to anything

>> No.28864257

I come home from work, throw the food my wife made in her face and play Runescape with my bros

>> No.28865108

>>28861752
based

>> No.28865445

>>28858377
however the best is when you answer yes and they seethe

>> No.28866059

>>28865445
kekekekekek this
>B-B-BUT ITS JUST NOMBERS ON A SCREEN ITS NOT EVEN IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT YET
Ok.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.28866196

>>28861752

you should have rubbed her face in it

>> No.28866274

Just hit her Anon, it's what your grandfather would have done.

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>> No.28866737

>>28858377
For me it's like when my parents asked me "so, who's winning?" when I was playing video games

>> No.28866797

>>28861752
sorry bro your post is cringe 68k is nothing
if some other guy graduates from his degree at early 20s something. you need atleast 800k-1.4mil in your bank account after taxes ONLY to keep up with his future earnings he gets from working...

>> No.28866901

>>28858377
remind them they're getting poorer by the day due to their destructive spending habits, their inability to save, and rampant and underreported fiat inflation. remind them they will never own a home, they will always be in debt, they will work until they're 70, get 5-10 years of """good""" health, and then get placed in a poorly run state nursing home until they die a miserable and slow death.

>> No.28866912

>>28864257

Jagex doesnt let your password show *******

>> No.28866931

lel are u a nigger?
wat a’fuck ur shilling here?
I am not a nigger who goes for shitcoins that they talk about here
waiting for bot ocean pre-sale and their release
wanna trade with top algorithms like an expert

>> No.28867091

>>28861752
unequivocally based, well done anon.

>> No.28867116
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I know that people were laughing at me behind my back these past three years, not taking me seriously when I told them that I was a trader/investor.
I still pity them for not getting in early with me, as I suggested that they do. Wasting their money on $1500 kikephones and other bullshit was more important to them. Whatever, some people just aren't made to make it.

>> No.28867317

>>28866797
Ngmi

>> No.28867320

>>28860995
wtf is that real?

>> No.28867394
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Rules of thumb for long-term relationships: they're only made to last if you can live with each other the first 2-3 years. Any red flags during the honeymoon period when you first start dating then GTFO of that or I'll personally cut your dick off. Also if you're not an anime harem tier team and she's just a sex toy you babysit or is naturally adversarial then again get out of tgat relationship or I'll cut your dick off

>> No.28867438

>>28861752
Should have told her just to stick her face in the mud. What the fuck is the worse she could have done? Begged to get back with you?

Anywho my longtime GF knows I have invested in crypto. She doesnt really question it or give me shit. I mean I guess at first when I originally told her I dropped 3k into it she was hesitant. But I showed her how much I had already made and explained it all to her and she was okay with it. Now all she does regarding crypto is ocassionally make jokes about how she cant wait until we are rich. But of course I havent really sacrificed our lifestyle to invest either.

>> No.28867482

>>28867116
based

>> No.28867570

>>28858377
This is the best sign you can ever have of someone being low IQ
They genuinely can't see the bigger picture, they don't get investing long term or compound interest
They only see the instant gratification

>> No.28868105

My wife says I manage the money and investments

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>>28858273
> MFW me and my wife have a prenup
> MFW my wife makes roughly the same amount of money as me
> MFW me and my wife each have a separate bank account, and a shared one for mortgage and utility bills
> MFW my wife is also into crypto with her own portfolio
> MFW I put 100K into our new 150m2 home, and so did my wife (we both bought property during the recession)
> MFW we each have thousands of spending money each month due to our cheap mortgage and utility bills
> MFW we never have to ask each other for money
> MFW she still cooks me dinner every night
> MFW I don't even need crypto because I have already made it

Honest to god I hit the jackpot. I can die happy now, except I don't want to because I love her and don't want her to be sad.

>> No.28868617

>>28867394
Who hurt you?

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>>28858273
My ex girlfriend learned about crypto because of me and went all in on Bitcoin at 7.7k and made a ton of money since then. And she brags about it on Twitter too.
I still made more profits than her though

>> No.28868794

>>28866901
My dad is a multi millionaire business owner so can’t

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>>28868263

>> No.28868899

>>28860995
you should be ashamed faggot

>> No.28868909

>>28868617
Obvious redditfag is obvious. I can only assume this is your downtime while your wife is getting railed by her bf.

>> No.28869087

>>28868263
Based based BASED. Will you have children?

>> No.28869097

>>28858273
Why did you tell her about your investments?

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>>28868617
Hello r*ddit

>> No.28869320

>>28869087
First month of trying now. We would have started sooner but my dad getting cancer and dying put that on hold for a couple of months.

>> No.28869701

Ayo whyteboi why you be tellin deez hos bout yous crypts nigga shieeettt

>> No.28869722

>>28866912
Based

>> No.28869879

lol i conned my gf to get into crypto and her family is 8 figure rich, im managing her coins and using them to yield farm without telling her

>> No.28870102

You guys hook up with some vapid bitches, but it's probably because you're a bunch of Betas.

My girlfriends knows I have 20k link and has never once asked me to sell shit. But she also makes 6 figures at an investment bank so she's not a fucking retard either.

>> No.28870509

>>28858273
She literally said she doesnt believe in what you're doing, so she is going against you. Time to dump the loser.

>> No.28870860

>>28870509
Seconded. Will only ever be a meatsack you tolerate for your basic urges, not an actual person you love.

>> No.28871018

>>28859481
this, only idiots share their finances

>> No.28872148

>>28868105
This is what a good woman looks like

>> No.28873337

>>28867438
>But I showed her how much I had already made and explained it all to her and she was okay with it
>and she was okay with it
why would your gf have a say in your finances? why did you seek her approval of how to spend and invest your own money? cuck.

>> No.28873615

If your woman trusts you and isnt a gold digger she will leave you alone to invest.

>> No.28873751

My wife doesn’t mock me but she wants me to cash out a 1200 dollar gain because she wants a new couch...have a little bit of delayed gratification. Fuckin women dude

>> No.28874136

>>28868617
you say this but hes just looking out for whats best for you

pearls before swine

>> No.28874358

>>28858273
Don't share your portfolio with anyone, unless you are fully anonymous

>> No.28875666

>>28868617
female or cuck/simp/beta/bottomfeeder, I wonder which one

>> No.28875805

>>28873337
Because we have been together 8 years now anon.... we share that sort of information now.

>> No.28875872

>1 post by this id
Larp

>> No.28876200

>>28875805
Live and learn dude. Don't divulge your portfolio to others in the future and don't risk someone walking off with half of your gains

>> No.28876257

>>28858273
Break up with that bitch ASAP anon. I told my girl about my investments and she was convinced about my investment. She was so confident she gave me money to invest for her knowing full well what were going into. High risk high reward investment. Find yourself a partner, not a leech.

>> No.28876319

>>28869320
oh. be strong my man !