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Finally have the fucking money for the surgeries, but if I sell my bitcoin now, I am guaranteed to be poor for life. I don't want to be 5'5" anymore for fucks sakes!!! Fuck me in the ass!!!

What alts can I buy with 1k to get 50k eoy? I don't want to sell my bitcoin.

>> No.28855458

Jesus dude you got 40k from your mom 5k from a idiot tonight and now your back making up stories of surgeries with the same WOJAK.

IP range this fucker.

>> No.28855545

>>28855371
Just wait and buy a harem of midget girls my fellow manlet.

>> No.28855573

>>28855458
No

>> No.28855578

>>28855371
Don't give this fucking kid a god damn dime till he proves his stories because they have altered 3x in 24 hours.

Surgeries are new last it was your moms retirement and before it was your moms emergency fund. Low effort.

>> No.28855662

>>28855458
>got 40k from your mom 5k from a idiot tonight
I don't know what drugs you've been doing, but you gotta stop. For your own good, faggot
>ip range this fucker
Imagine being this much of a jannie. Neck yourself

>> No.28855696

>>28855371
sell the bit, it's dead anyways.

>> No.28855711

>>28855371
Will still be less than 6’ post surgery so just rope

>> No.28855730

>>28855578
Nigger, what are you talking about? I'm not begging for money. I want alt shills.

>> No.28855763

>>28855371
Just become a trap 5'5 is perfect for that

>> No.28855781

>>28855371
don't worry about it shorty, I'm sure if you wish enough on magic beans you'll be tall ya fucking midget.

>> No.28855791

>>28855662
I got the 3 other threads you made gonna make a nice thread to prove to the jannies your mass scamming people here, same wojak same low effort larp with no proof.

>> No.28855792

>>28855696
Dude.. look at the hrly candle

>> No.28855816

>>28855371
You don't need to sell everything

>> No.28855843

>>28855371
take the tranny pill you manlet
you're a failed male, we welcome you with open arms

>> No.28855860

>>28855791
You are a newfag, aren't you? I've been posting updates on my height issue for over a year here from time to time, you absolute bumpkin

>> No.28855883

>>28855371
post selfie with measuring tape, you vertically-challenged misfit. No-one can still be 5'5" in these days of nutritional enlightenment. Maybe a circus or some other freakshow will take you

>> No.28855916

>>28855816
I do. It costs 50k, but I don't want to sell yet. Pretty obvious we're going to be touching 6 digits per coin

>> No.28855989

>>28855883
Well what happened was down syndrome god was jealous of me die to how superior my will power was so out of spite, the faggot trapped me in the body of a kid in order to make sure I didn't unlock my full potential

I got cheated out of the ultimate form all because god cheated

>> No.28856061

>>28855843
Nah. If I do, I am admitting to myself that god beat me. I will beat god and his ego to fucking shit. I will win against god by getting those surgeries. I'll have the last laugh

>> No.28856176

>>28855711
5'10" is all I need. Of course the surgeries will only make me 5'9". It's basically a "fuck you" from god. He's like "you stupid ass bitch. Even if you get the surgeries after enduring this immense hell, I STILL won't let you obtain the height you are entitled to".

Imagine being so great that even got has to nerf you

>> No.28856810
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>>28855371
that surgery is brutal, you cant walk for many months and after that, you need to only carefuly walk for more than a year after trying to run or do some physical exercises.
Are manlet this desperate for pussy?
it's not worth it

>> No.28856961

>>28856810
It ain't the pussy, dude. I've had girls not even care about my height. This is about body building and obtaining a body that is my equal. You wouldn't get it because you don't know what it's like to be 25 yet still looking like you're 14. HELL on earth. I've seen vids of the procedure. Not really a big deal. Being short is more painful

>> No.28857049

>>28856961
>This is about body building and obtaining a body that is my equal.
Ohh, you're gay. I get it, best of luck to you.

>> No.28857113

>>28857049
Well actually I want surgeries to chop my dick off too because I hate the idea of being a sexual animal. I'd rather be a symbol for pure dominance and power. Nothing more

FUCK. I could have had 100k right now.. I'm always pissed about that.

>> No.28857330

>>28856961
You're literally fucking up your legs for life dude. It takes years to return to relative normalcy but your bones never fully recover, you won't be able to do any kind of weightlifting that puts stress on your legs ever again, you'll be in a wheelchair by your 50s

straight up retarded procedure not worth it at all. Just fucking deal with being short, nobody actually cares or thinks less of you for your height

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>>28855371
>tfw 5'3" 30 year old and still virgin

>> No.28857448

>>28856176
im 5'6 and my girlfriend told me she's okay with me being short. only time i feel bad is when im with her guy friends who are all like 6 foot. everytime she asks if i wanna come or not, last times ive not even gone with her, she comes back in the morning so i hope she doest cuck me

>> No.28857461

>>28857330
Nah. It's literally been the only thing that has been keeping me going for the past 9 years. Quite literally the only reason I endure my torment has been for this (but of course I also want retirement money because fuck being a wagie after the shit I've been through).

>> No.28857664

>>28857356
>I saw it coming
How weird is it that as a kid I always had this ominous feeling in the back of my head that I was going to have a sour ending? Almost like a super power to see a part of the future.

>> No.28857733

>>28857448
She might. I don't trust females. Bunch if snakes. This is why I don't believe in companionship. Because they are uncontrollable variables. That's why I want my surgeries. It is a controlled variable. It is stable. Something I can rely on.

>> No.28857814

>>28857733
>This is why I don't believe in companionship.
Women can sense this, it's their superpower. This basically means she cucks you.

>> No.28857891

>>28857733
>Doesn't trust females and thinks they're snakes
>Wants to change height to be more appealing to them
ngmi, with or without surgery

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Imagine throwing all your money into the garbage bin because you're such an insecure cunt lmaoooo
not gonna make it

>> No.28857934

>>28857733
> bunch of snakes

funny that, reminds me of eve with the apple and the snake in Eden.

>> No.28857983

>>28857891
>Wants to change height to be more appealing to them
what? I want the surgeries to obtain a body that is my equal. I'm an introvert. I din't like going out. All I did before finding out my final height was midget tier was basically train my body 24/7

>> No.28858128

>>28857983
I'm speaking from experience. I had the fucking surgery, nothing but fucking agony for 6 months, and then rehab to learn to put my full weight on my legs again. I still feel like I'm not walking properly 2 years later. And guess what? Women still don't fucking look at me. I wasted so much time and money for nothing. If I put that in crypto instead I would be so much better off

>> No.28858226

>>28858128
Guys still begging he got 5k for lying he's 23 got money from his mom to invest, lost most but turned around and got 40k in the bullrun, was asking advice on how to get 4k more to pay her back.

Then made another thread where he needed to pay for her "retirement fund" she "lost in the pandemic"

Guy gave him 5k and he's fucking back for more with a new vague sob story.

>> No.28858280

>>28858226
He's used the exact same picture with same name 3x now.

>> No.28858299

>>28858128
>nothing but fucking agony for 6 months
I live for shit like that.
Women are a meme. And I probably will have to endure hell until this bull market ends. One way or another, when the bull market ends, it will be time for me to finally reach the last chapter of my life. I'll be 26.5. Surgeries will take a year so 27.5 to be 5'9". Train for 2 years non stop with (hopefully) retirement money with the help of this bullrun, the neck myself before becoming 30. That's the plan

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>>28857448
don't worry bro she just want them as sperm donnors, nothing more

>> No.28858374

>>28858226
>he got 5k for lying he's 23 got money from his mom to invest, lost most but turned around and got 40k in the bullrun, was asking advice on how to get 4k more to pay her back.
Dumb fuckface. I have questions for you.
1. What thread are you even referring to?
2. Where in the ever living fuck did I ever beg for money?
3. I already explained you're a newfag. Some people here might be able to verify I post this shit every once in a while for like a whole year or 2 now.

>> No.28858390

>>28855730
XNS

>> No.28858455

>>28855989
>>28856061
>>28856176
>challenging god
have fun in hell anon

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>>28858374

>> No.28858586

Imagine living in a first-world country that doesn't have socialized medicine.
Since the US is the only one... imagine living in the US.
I'm 38 and have spent literally $0 on doctors, hospital visits and surguries my entire life. If i ever feel something is off... i just go to the doctor. Money never crosses my mind.
Burgers... imagine this feeling for a moment. You're missing out.

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>>28858390
Fuck it, I'll buy. I'll read whitepapers later. Where tho? Also, do they just have promises or actual results? You have fib ta? If not, that's cool

>> No.28858619

>>28855371
Use the money for leg extension surgery.
Better to be a broke 6'2" chad than a rich 5'5" manlet.

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>> No.28858668

>>28858579
That's not me, but I did save that gif because I liked it.
I think it's hilarious that you think people using the same gifs means they are the same person

>> No.28858694

Guys using vague stories to pull on purse strings of rich anons so he can gamble cryptos without his own money, I fucking guarantee you this If you want to keep dancing I'll pull the other thread and start comparing these three stories that feed into eachother.

>> No.28858723

>>28857733
Missing tile syndrome
If you actually got some confidence in who you are, life would do a 360.
What about Al Pacino. Isn't it kind of more impressive that he's such a good actor due to the fact he's not 6 foot?
You think you'll finally be happy when you get the surgery but since you'll still be an insecure fag you won't get any women.

You have to be able to look in the mirror and be happy with who you see. That's a matter of life choices and outlook.

>>28858586
Irrelevant, since this still doesn't cover elective cosmetic surgeries, brainlet

>> No.28858727

>>28858606
Small ass market cap too. I like that..

>> No.28858897

>>28858694
No one here is retarded enough to just send money to strangers, you stupid fuck

>> No.28858943

>>28858606
Read this: >>28820786

>> No.28858976

>>28856961
Your are about to ruin your life.

t. surgeon

>> No.28859010

>>28858897
Says the ungrateful piece of shit who got 5k earlier, seriously I see through you, your nothing but a gambling addict.

>> No.28859041

>>28858723
I'm an introvert and I don't idolize people. All I want is to go back to how I used to be before I found out I was permanently stuck as a midget which shattered my brain

>>28858586
ya, america sucks, but cosmetic surgeries are not covered by universal healthcare

>> No.28859109

>>28859010
You stupid mother fucker, that's not me. You're more of a shizo than me LMAO. Whatever. Just go fuck yourself already. I can't believe there are bigger nutcases than me on biz.

>> No.28859161

>>28856176
get the fuck over your height u fucking insecure faggot. the surgery to increase it will leave u in chronic pain and your children will laugh at u when they find out

>> No.28859177

>>28858943
ty, anon. Will just need to make sure it's not a rug pull Lol, but I'll read that thread

>> No.28859245

>>28856961
bruh I'm 5"6 and I don't give a fuck. Maybe you should try changing your mindset before you destroy your shins for life

>> No.28859246

>>28859161
I don't want children. Living past 30 is overrated. Want to get semi rich this year, retire, then die before becoming old

>> No.28859359

>>28858943
lmao that's a lot of threads. Guess need to open another exchange account. Looks interesting so far..

>> No.28859411

>>28855371
kek

>> No.28859698

>>28858723
reddit-tier post

>> No.28859745

>>28858943
wait are you the writer of those threads? So the dev team is basically fudding to buy cheap.. kind if weird. I probably have to reread the burning token part. It's just a weird concept that a dev team wants to fuck themselves over

>> No.28859807

>>28859041
If you were the last person on earth, would you still want the surgery?
>>28859246
If you're gonna kill yourself anyway, why even get the surgery? So you can have a sightly taller coffin?
You're a depressed, insecure cunt. Get your shit together and stop whining.

>>28859245
This guy gets it.

>> No.28859843

>>28859698
Upvoted :^)

>> No.28859898

Asia.
Not fucking surgery, you maniac.

>> No.28859914

>>28855371
Holy fucking retard. I hope you make it just so you can go through this surgery and neck yourself when you realise it won't fix the retard out of you.

>> No.28860032

>>28859914
He already stole from 2 people in 24 hours, this kid doesn't give a shit about height he's using psychology to pull at other richguy problems worked he got 5k already

>> No.28860164

>>28860032
If they sent him the money voluntarily he didn't steal it did he?

>> No.28860178

>>28859807
1. yes
2. Why does anyone do anything even knowing they will die one day? To fulfill desires
3. Mindset meme is not the way. I am not changing who I am. I don't compromise

>> No.28860312

>>28859843
kek
>>28859898
The issue isn't only that every other person is a foot taller than me
>>28859914
Ik it won't anymore. At this point I'm trying to mitigate losses. It will end with a better state of mind than I am now. Still shit, but better
>>28860164
Newfag. No one here falls for "send me money to my wallet!" scams, you stupid fuck. Just because you got scammed doesn't mean everyone is that dumb

>> No.28860448

>>28859745
oh shit.. so they will nuke 50% of the supply too?? Fuck it. Time to throw in 200. I mean based on what I read, this is high risk so ya.. not going to go super heavy

>> No.28860463

>>28860312
I didn't send anyone jackshit buddy.
I think this is just an elaborate troll now. Nobody falls for the "grow grow grow" meme this hard anyway.

>> No.28860469

>durr why is OP so obsessed with his height??
>meanwhile there is a hairline thread on the business and finance board

>> No.28860691

>>28855371
Are you me? BTC and 5'5
I know that feel. Life is hard

>> No.28860792

>>28860164
If he was deceptive with his story then yes he stole it.

>> No.28860828

>>28856961
Can't wait for your "I'm physically ruined" posts in a few years. Imagine being this vain. NGMI my dude.

>> No.28860844

Get cock plumping injections at 1/10th of the price. Remember, its6girth that matters, not length. You'll be fighting the pussy off.

>> No.28860896

>>28860463
You don't get ti because you lack testosterone and/or are average height/tall so you don't know what it's like to be 25(+) and still looking like a 14 year old despite training like a god of power
>>28860469
Kek
>>28860691
Yes, sucks ass

>> No.28860934

>"anon what are those scars for?"

>> No.28860946
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>imagine paying tens of thousands of dollars to some pajeet doctor to do this to you

>> No.28860992

>>28860896
"Aww I got 50k life sucks"

No matter how deceptive you are, you will never be handsome or grow to a height that attracts women, so keep up the scamming it's the only thing you'll do well at since clearly you have a structured system of stories.

>> No.28861005

>>28860828
I'll probably celebrate it, but still kms anyways kek
>>28860792
down syndrome. Where the fuck is there a wallet address ANYWHERE in this thread? LOL
>>28860844
Lold and kekd pilled

>> No.28861013

>>28860312
ok anon suit yourself just know that if you get surgery and get into any physical altercation if they kick you in the shins you're gonna tumble down like a tall sack of shit. It'll all be worth it though, you'll finally be able to dunk on manlets like me

>> No.28861062

>>28860992
I hate retards like you. Show me in this thread where the ever living fuck I tried to scam someone, you fucking shizo. Where's the wallet, stupid ass? The fuck?

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>>28861005
OP also was posting this the other day along with his tummy and saying he would blow dudes for crypto this dude is a gambler who doesn't want to spend his own money only truth to this thread period.

>> No.28861135

>>28859745
No I'm not the author. Read it last night and bought a bunch though... so now I'm shilling. Seems like one of the rare true hidden gems, as you might agree after reading the thread. High risk but fucking huge upside.

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28861319

>>28861134
my arms aren't even that hairy, lmao

>> No.28861351

>>28858897
one time someone on here sent me $50 in ETH for gas

>> No.28861398

>>28861319
oops. Missed the "tv" part.

>> No.28861473

>>28861135
game stoooooooop Lol

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Its not going to help. Plus my wife is a nurse and knows a guy who had the surgery and ended up getting an infection in the bones from all the holes they drill in it. Its recurrent and just keeps coming back, and the guy is basically in a wheelchair crippled for life, hooked on painkillers for the horrible pain in his legs.

You'd be far better off on facemaxing and just dating asian women.

>> No.28861559

>>28861474
It's fine if that happens to me since I plan on dying within 5 years anyways. Also, it might depend on where they got the surgery too. Maybe they went to china

>> No.28861629

>>28861319
Well you ain't that guy, but you aren't 6'5 either so least I got that on you little man.

>> No.28861680

>>28861629
I never said I was 6'5", you fucking shizo

>> No.28861868

>>28861559
Russia I think.

In all seriousness, you should see someone about body dysmorphia. I don't know how young or old you are, but its so common in young guys these days and its a horrible way to live.

If you didn't want to live more than 5 years, there are more enjoyable things you could be doing with your time and money, then sitting in a bed being crippled.

>> No.28861884

>>28861559
Oh calm down, your height has nothing to do with attracting women, that's vanity pure and simple.

I still think your attempting to get a likeminded short rich person to fund your gambling habit.

But if your seriously considering surgery for your legs look into foreplay first good lord.

>> No.28862103

wtf surgeries are you getting to change your height? this aint Gattaca you fucking larper

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>>28861868
>russia
that explains it. Ironically I think that's where the surgery originated from (I think) yet I hear really bad shit about russia (china and india too). They do it in the u.s., but for 80 fucking k, holy shit fuck that. I was planning on doing in it germany. The doctor is arab or some shit though so... idk

I live close to LA and there is one there along with beverly hills, but fuck their prices

>> No.28862252

My friends all call me shorty it's probably because I'm 5'6" but I like to pretend it's because my short calls are always fucking ace

>> No.28862374

>>28862252
I wish I were good at trading. I think I'm just going to ladder in support lines cause I keep getting fucked with fakeout breakouts

>>28862103
It's real. Look it up. There's even youtube vids on it

>> No.28862405

>>28858314
Fucking reddit screencaps

>> No.28862658

>>28858128
If you have made it money, just move to South America or SE Asia. JBW Theory is real there. Girls there will overlook height if you have blond hair and blue eyes.

>> No.28862705

yo, good profit I passed by
need help dudes, some1 uses Bot Ocean project?
worth investing or better to check for other bots?
want to test trading with algorithms and tools

>> No.28862736

>>28861474
fuck, just imagine, from being a salty manlet to being a salty crippled manlet for life and paying for that a hefty amount of money

>> No.28862776

>>28861474
FUCK I just realized something depressing. The guy in the left is basically 5'9" and he still looks short. Imagine my height of 5'5" now. This ain't a joke.
On the bright side, longer legs will give a "taller" look anyways so even though I will only be about an inch taller than them, I will "look" taller. 5'10" really was my dream height though..

>> No.28862809

How much btc do you have

>> No.28862882

>>28861474
oh btw as you can see they still look normal on the right side. Personally I wouldn't have been able to tell they got the surgery when judging proportions. People exaggerate

>> No.28862961

>>28862809
Had a bit over 2. Lost one in the bear market. Have only one now. I suck ass at trading. I could have had 100k.. (well more, but whatever)

>> No.28862999

>>28855371
Just move to Asia once you make it

>> No.28863032

>>28862809
Even sadder still is the march crash had me shook and I stopped dcaing. Could have had 3 had I mever traded and never stoped dcaing up until the 20k mark

could have had 150k and would have gladly sold one rn for the surgeries. SAD

>> No.28863034

>>28855371
maybe KIN. dont go all in. its a patient kind of thing

>> No.28863077

>>28862882
Seriously fuck off and die that guy looks like a mangled stretched out human with infected legs.

You don't need your money your gonna make piss poor decisions with it.

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>>28855371

>> No.28863230

Only lanklets are obsessed with height. Only thing they can feel happy about since they’ll get in trouble for white pride

>> No.28863246

>>28863077
Now you want to scam ME for my money? Ironic. Get away, pajeet. Money burned away is better spent than it being given to you

>> No.28863408

>>28857664
Your body knows your genetic code so maybe your subconscious just knew?

>> No.28863455

>>28863408
Wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.28863467

>>28863246
No I don't want a dime from you, I'm saying if you think that man on the right looks "normal" with his infected bowed legs then you don't need to have any money because your gonna make just the most god awful decisions.

Go give it to a church maybe you'll meet a midget.

>> No.28863471

Surgery might make you taller but it won't fix the fact you're a massive faggot

>> No.28863533

>>28863408
My subconscious told me to sell bitcoin at 20k so I guess I got a little bit of retard in me

>> No.28863591

>>28863408
"Weird as a kid I thought someday I might die"

Holy shit so does everyone.

>> No.28863596

>>28863032
Buy alts

>> No.28863600

>>28861134
Not the same person obviously you schizophrenic fag

>> No.28863811

>>28863533
Mine told me to buy GRT, but I also materialized a friend when I was younger who help me solve so many shitty situations I got myself into. Maybe you have yours is just low iq? We all have our cards in our deck.

>> No.28863858

>>28863471
VERY TRUE
>>28863533
kek
>>28863591
na
>>28863596
Yerp. Das da plan. Bitcoin game is too late. Have 1. Time to go to alts

>> No.28863924

>>28855371
Also make sure you mate with a tall girl. Tall order I know, but it’s not impossible. I’d say that it’s easier to do that than it is to escape wageslavery

>> No.28863949

>>28855989
Are you the fag who used to do thousands of pushups and vowed to kill himself after leg lengthening surgery to spite God one last time

>> No.28864016

>>28863811
My imaginary friend was an giraffe, could maybe bring him back but I don't think he'd be much use. If I had made a bull or bear imaginary friend they might be able to help me out but I dunno what a fucking giraffe is gonna do

>> No.28864024

>>28861884
holy reddit

>> No.28864195

>>28863949
Yes Lol

>> No.28864410

>>28864016
Dude don’t talk about your pal like wtf is wrong with you. No wonder....

>> No.28864452

>>28858455
take your meds

>> No.28864565

>>28855371
You will never be a tall.

>> No.28864776

>>28864565
do the needful sir,,,,

>> No.28864824

>>28864776
My village is starving, sirs

>> No.28864949

>>28855371
i hate poor people, just die from your illness aleady

>> No.28865124
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>>28864949

>> No.28865178

>>28857983
>I want the surgeries to obtain a body that is my equal
Nah, you were never meant to make it, your 'equal' is to be a wagie, a short midget wagie
t. 6'3 193lbs freak of nature

>> No.28865288

>>28865178
>6'3 193lbs freak of nature
How much you want to bet you couldn't kick my 16 year old's ass? Delusional fuck Lol. I bet you were a pampered bitch your whole life too. Imagine being a grown ass brat kek

>> No.28865366

>>28865288
*16 year old version for clarification

>> No.28865510

>>28865178
Also, under 200lb isn't a freak of nature, retard. You'd need to be 220lb of muscle minimum to look good. I used to be 170lb and even I looked skinny by my standards. Imagine setting the bar that low. You have height and yet you still fail at life. The fuck is your excuse exactly? My excuse is legitimate. Even when everything is handed to you on a silver platter, you still fail at life. The fuck?

>> No.28865529

>>28855458
Jeez, and I thought I was cynical. I'm the anon who gave the $5k away, and I did so out of my own volition fully aware of the risk of it being a LARP or the dude being dishonest. If I got played, then so be it, but you're honestly shit at your detective work. Using the same GIF does not equal the same guy. People use that GIF all the fucking time, and this guy has the typical UUID filename generated by whatever phone app does that, while the other guy has a normal filename.

Here's a list of OPs that the guy from last night has probably made:
>>/biz/?task=search2&search_filename=pink-wojak-crying-burning.gif&search_media_hash=mfseFNHeDk5ACTksDoRTfA&search_op=op

If you look at the second thread there, the story matches. In fact, the second reply to that thread was me as well and he replied with the same coins: daiq and sakeswap. Chances are, I gave the money to someone who actually fucked up and lost most of it. Calm down and let it go, anon.

>> No.28865607

>>28855371
Spass I am 207cm (6'10 or something in retard measurements) and it changes literally nothing
I am a 25yo virgin

>> No.28865702

>>28865529
Holy shit, you actually gave an anon 5k? I thought this dude was just being a shizo, kek.

>> No.28865729

>>28856961
Dumbass your growth plates can literally open, just as they can close. You can chemically increase your height, there are even patents on this

>> No.28865824

>>28865702
I mean, by the way he acted in the thread yesterday and in this thread, he probably is a schizo. But yeah, I occasionally hand out to people who seem genuine enough and seem to need it. Never to beggars though.

>> No.28865849

>>28856961
>HELL on earth
>spends most of his life in front of his computer
Look man, move to a country with a low average height. Done, not a big of a problem anymore.

>> No.28865870

>>28865607
You can get all the stuff of the top shelf at the supermarket. Sometimes I have to climb up them to get something at the top like a little ninja. I almost got banned from the shop for knocking a bunch of shit off the shelves. Not fun

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>>28865729
Once they fuse, it's too late, anon. I have never heard of doctors being able to reopen them once they fuse

>> No.28865951

>>28855371
>Height surgery
Just marry a small person instead, easy fix.

>> No.28866033

>>28865729
Not at 24 Kek

Isn't ll the most painful surgery ever, fuck that

>> No.28866035

>>28865729
Hello Erdal Can Alkoclar. Haven't heard from you in years.

>> No.28866041

>>28865870
>You can get all the stuff of the top shelf at the supermarket.
Not really. Have to ask the gwon ups to help. They usually give me a pat on the head afterwards at least so it makes me feel comfy

>> No.28866047

>>28865607
Bro you're the other side of the spectrum, a literal giraffe.

>> No.28866168

>>28866047
Did you say... giraffe?
>>28864016

Coincidence?

>> No.28866249

>>28865895
Doctors can't but you can.
Among other things, huge dosages of DHEA has been known to increase height permanently even in middle aged people. Ray Peat is one of them who, over the age of 30, experienced permanent height growth.
We're talking over 1 gram dosages, not 25mg

There are medicines out there used to treat disorders of bones, including cancer.
Some of these drugs are able to open the growth plates

You see, the growth plates like collagen between skin cells need constant replenishment

Vitamin C deficiency -> collagen deficiency -> you begin to bleed everywhere
Same principle for opening growth plates

>> No.28866288

>>28865870
Sorry. For some weird ass reason I could have sworn you responded to me

>> No.28866326

>>28865729
BTW I was one the participants in the Erdal Can Alkoclar growth plate opening experiments from 2011 on the growtaller forums. Did not work, unfortunately.

>> No.28866330

>>28866033
Yes they can, read this >>28866249

>>28866047
Fuck off...

>> No.28866429

>>28866326
It is possible, it is documented...
Don't be stupid.
They have documented in humans that it is possible and in cell culture research too

>> No.28866496

>>28866429
This, don’t underestimate the human body

>> No.28866505

>>28866429
I don't buy it. I'll google it and skin quickly, but I hiiiiiiiighly doubt it

>> No.28866527

>Wants height altering surgery
Anon, I...

In all srs, try find a Latina or a Pajeeta. They're all like 4ft 3" I swear

>> No.28866594

>>28866505
*skim
>>28866496
It ain't about underestimating. It's simply realizing people can't grow infinitely

>> No.28866612

Dr David Hawkins, he might be able to help you

>> No.28866642

>>28856961
Lmao plz be real

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>>28855371
Just walk on stilts anon

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>>28866594

>> No.28866878

>>28866594
Literally anything on the body can grow infinitely. The body is intentionally designed to prevent infinite growth but you can bypass this.
As for penis growth you simply use an androgen receptor blocker like bicalutamide locally on the penis for 1 month followed by high dose anabolic steroids applied to the penis...
This way the penis will grow everytime

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>>28866429

>> No.28866970

>>28866824
Granted this fellow died before he could grow more but as you can see he only stopped growing due to his demise not because it just “stopped”

>> No.28866977

>>28866878
Yo how can I get access to dig bick bills? Asking for a fren

>> No.28866982

I'm 23 5'2 and can be confused for a teenager. I'm practically twinkmax but I'm also a shut in. I need some milfs in my life

>> No.28867095

>>28866970
His condition is specific though. Idk the details, but I doubt it could be replicated or else rich people would probably fund this shit to create mutant basketball players Lol

>> No.28867177

>>28865529
you know what I'm gonna say but if I say it I'll get banned, but if you know, let me know, and I'l give you my address.

>> No.28867193

>>28866977
hrt.cafe
Buy bicalutamide 50mg, 30 tablets
Crush 1 tablet daily, dissolve in DMSO and apply to whole dick
After 1 month of daily application you apply 30-50mg of halotestin daily

Alternative you can use other steroids like methyltestosterone, etc., but halo works strongest.

>> No.28867259

>>28866878
wait.. you said more DHEA is good, but I've been reading it actually suppresses growth

>> No.28867267

>>28867177
Pay attention to the last sentence of my post here: >>28865824

>> No.28867294

>>28866896
bla bla bla obviously biology is more complicate
testosterone obviously increases height even though it converts to estrogen bla bla

>> No.28867437
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>>28867294
it's a meme, man. Surgeries are the only way

>> No.28867483

>>28867259
Are you fuking retarded you're an adult, your growth plates have already closed so there's no problem of them closing

If your growth plates have not close you simply take an estrogen receptor blocker or androgen receptor blocker, body needs activation of both to close growth plates

>> No.28867565

>>28855371
no surgery in the world is going to make you taller without you looking like a deformed freak. just give up m8.

>> No.28867581

>>28867193
I learn something new every day lol
Ty anon. One day if I try this I will think of you

>> No.28867612

>>28867483
They are closed meaning there is literally no way after the plates are fused. This is a meme

>> No.28867652

>>28867437
Fucking dumbass fuck off you are low IQ wasting my time you don't know shit you faggot

>> No.28867704

>>28867267
:(

>> No.28867731

>>28867612
Yes there is faggot,they can open again

>> No.28867857

I'm tall OP but my dick literally doesn't even work anymore, be happy with your body it's the only one you'll have, I hope you get massive gains in your wallet.

>> No.28867883

>>28867731
They literally fuse. No they can't "open" again, the fuck
>>28867652
LOOL dunning kruger effect ("doctors don't know shit!")

>> No.28868033

>>28867883
What makes you so sure?

>> No.28868070

>>28867267
Based, you read what he wrote but somehow skipped the part where he said he doesn't give to beggars?

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>>28868033
I trust experts, man

>> No.28868353

>>28867857
ty ty. Hope I get rich ty is year by gambling on alt coins while having my safe bitcoin stack

>> No.28868453

>>28868353
lol my shitty stacklet of GRT may do sumn, I'll buy more when I get my Bidet bux

>> No.28868471

>>28867704
Sorry, anon. I know a lot of people here need it, but not only does encouraging begging lower the quality of this board, it's also too hard for me to judge if they actually need it when people just go "I really need some money here's my address" or whatever. So by principle, I will only ever hand out to anons who seem to need it, but never ask for anything and seem genuine.

>> No.28868687

>>28868471
Honorable plus you never know who your talking to, as a poorfag getting into this do you have any advice on lesser known coins that have potential?

>> No.28868793

>>28867857
>my dick literally doesn't even work anymore
Why? Is it porn induced ED? Are you old? Do you have health problems?

>> No.28869019

>>28868793
I don't watch much porn honesty not sure it's been getting worse this last year like going flaccid while having sex, not getting excited about anything.

Definitely not too much porn and I'm 31 so shouldn't be aged related, stress maybe?

>> No.28869083

>>28869019
Maybe. Stress lower libido

>> No.28869149

>>28869083
*lowers

>> No.28869181

>>28869083
Sucks cause I'm a good looking guy pretty tall and was great in bed but not anymore lol, looks aren't everything brother.

>> No.28869630
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28869630

little life hacks before I go.
You can screenshot images and it shows up as a different file meaning you can use multiple of the same images within the same thread.
The more you know.

>> No.28869765
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~Life Hacks~

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>> No.28870416

>>28865895
What? Are the growth plates made of adamantium or something that they can't be opened?

>> No.28870750

>>28870416
they fuse with the bone

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>>28870750
I'd fuse this guys bone.

>> No.28871470

>>28868471
yeah i get it. i mean, even a small amount would change my life right now but it's not like I need it more than the schizo over there.

>> No.28871492

kek at OP
do the surgery you little man
then kill yourself once you realized you ruined your life
even if you get to be tall chad your augmented body wont have the strength or balance to do all the chad things anyway.


I used to be a 6 ft tall chad, i broke my back doing something chad, they had to remove some vertebra now im only 5'10"
I would have kill my self if i got to less then 5'10"