30 year old boomers

[Anonymous No.28829539]

So /biz/, let's be real:
>Who here is a 30 year old boomer?
>What makes you one?

Probably me
>30s
>liquid net worth over $750k
>rarely play video games anymore
>looking to buy a house
>hairline going up
>started drinking monster energy zero ironically last year. actually kind of like it now.
>diversified portfolio
>boomer metals
>started waking up at around 6-7 to check on stonks
>drive a company leased sporty asian FR with turbo
>literally bought a desktop 2 years ago and younger sibling said it was a 30yr old boomer move to buy desktop since even younger millennials are strictly laptops and zoomers are mostly phone

[Anonymous No.28829929]

>>28829539
damn i feel targeted.

was just thinking not 5 minutes ago i was turning into a boomer.

>29
>diversified portfolio and still care about fundamentals
>precious metals interest
>hairline receding
> waking up early to check stonks

[Anonymous No.28830159]

>>28829539
rip

750k?!

90k Salary
40k Crypto
35k Stonks
60k In condo equity

Woof... I gotta figure my shit out

[Anonymous No.28830262]

>>28830159
26 y.o. btw

[Anonymous No.28830343]

31
300k equity, paid off, no mortgage
45k invested, diversified
5 k cash
No debt
???

[Anonymous No.28830457]

>>28830343
40k salary btw

[Anonymous No.28830648]

35
>Complain about kids these days
>Have a fossicking/prospecting license for gold
>Hate dyed hair, tattoos and piercings on women
>Find fat women disgusting and not stunning and brave

[Anonymous No.28830780]

>no salary
>Precious little hair
>House paid off
>500k crypto
Taking it easy for now and thinking about where I want to go from here and what kind of impact I want to have on the world.

[Anonymous No.28830961]

Booming material here

330k net, with 80k in muh rreeetirement
Drinks zero energy and reign
Works steady 9 to 5
Views checking stocks as an escape
Missed multiple chances to escape ratracer
Salary 50k, happy to beg for my dollarydoo raiserino

Yikes

[Anonymous No.28830974]

>>28829539
31
My first kid is coming this week (C section). Desktops are where it’s at.

I’m in the Knights of Columbus and I’m literally the youngest guy in there by 20yrs.

[Anonymous No.28831025]

>34
>live in a wooden box behind 7-11
>get food by stealing food from the truck in the morning
>mastrubate in public daily
>$1.2M net worth, all in crypto

[Anonymous No.28831039]

>>28830961
Three months till 30, might to escape the shit job life and work a nonprofit

[Anonymous No.28831499]

>>28830159
Boomer isn’t the $ amt.
It’s the lifestyle and state of mind.
Nice diversity there.

[Anonymous No.28831674]

>>28830648
30yr boomer problem that money doesn’t always fix is the dating/mating game the way it can fix sex.
Roasties, degens, sugar babies, ethots, single moms, etcetc. Opposite probably true for females.

[Anonymous No.28831907]

31
Apartment
~50k net worth
$20/hr running a shop fixing rich fags cars

could be worse, used to be a depressed drug addict

[Anonymous No.28831955]

>30s
>hasn't bought a house yet

hasn't made it in 30 won't make it in another

[Anonymous No.28832314]

i just turned 28
had bad is 30 bros? dont lie to me

[Anonymous No.28832850]

>31
>Started booming 2 years ago when I bought silver
>30k in stocks
>20k in rrsp
>5k in crypto
>Still have the same desktop pc i bought in 2014, dislike laptops
>No debt cuz I dont buy shit i dont need
>Babybfaced till late 20s, but lol nothing but roasted walnuts, trannies and single moms
>Buy vinyl if its an album ill still listen to in 10 years
>Already planning my retirement hopefully 5 years from now.
>Despise anything PC
>Driving speeds bearish

[Anonymous No.28832871]

>>28832314
It sux but you stop caring.

[Anonymous No.28833543]

>>28831955
Feel bad man. Guess I should be a 30 yr old doomer instead.

[Anonymous No.28833641]

>>28832850
My PC masterace brother.

>>Buy vinyl if its an album ill still listen to in 10 years
That's boomer/10

[Anonymous No.28833749]

>>28833641

If it aint broke dont fix it. Thats my pc motto.

[Anonymous No.28833938]

>>28829539
>28
>600k
>live in apartment rent free
>rarely play games
>looking to buy house
>hairline still fine
>not diversified portfolio, but crypto and stonk
>all kind of music except traditional crap
>waking up at 6
>2 cars

[Anonymous No.28834086]

>>28829539
Damn y'all old as shit

>23
>35k net worth
>no debt
>no college
>800$ in stonks planning to do DCA

small fry

[Anonymous No.28834231]

>>28829539
>32
>make less than $10K a year helping my pops at the shop but living with folks rent free
>slower season now so my savings are all depleted
>$22 in my bank account right now
>had to sell my crypto to buy food this week
>trying to find ways to make money online
>its hard when everything is shut down due to the snowstorm here in Texas
fuck bros I really want to make it

[Anonymous No.28834418]

>>28829539
>diversified in crypto and got BTC mining and actual mining stonks
>boomer rocks
>job starts at 6, so checking markets at 5
>prefer desktop over laptop
>still watch japanese children’s cartoons
I’m more boomer than you and I’m 24.

[Anonymous No.28834722]

>>28829539
>24
>90k salary
>140k diversified in stocks, metals, and crypto
>no debt
>currently roomsharing till demand goes down or see a nice undervalued property
>wake up 5am to look at macro trends
>go to work
>lift
>check futures at 6pm

[Anonymous No.28834994]

>>28830262
Im your age I have exactly 10k in crypto singular asset lmao

[Anonymous No.28835008]

>>28834722
What job? I’m making 25k but still am in Uni so can’t take on a legit job yet.

[Anonymous No.28835453]

>>28829539
>42
>$16k savings
>no real property
>happy
>5 kids
>smokin hot 30 yr old wife
>poor chad

[Anonymous No.28835455]

>24
>30k/year shit pay art/design job
>8k crypto, 3k in bank

patiently awaiting the bullrun to continue

[Anonymous No.28835596]

>>28835008
im a wagie enigneer in pharma

i wish i did something like software but i feel my job is very stable and secure and i kind of like what i do. its comfy rn since im single. i also had a full ride in college on merit schoalrship so i graduated with like 30k. 25k in uni is pretty good. do internships in the summer. i dont really recommend doing part time jobs during the school year if youre majoring in something like compsci or engineering because youll pay off any loans you get once you get a decent job. and through internships. try get paid reserach or something

[Anonymous No.28835810]

>>28835596
Nice, yeah I’m going for business looking at 65-70k when I get out. I put everything I got into crypto and stonks though. Haven’t been paying on loans. I could easily pay off all my loans 5 times over though rn from all my gains. Crypto has been a game changer for me.

[Anonymous No.28835962]

33
Own house fully
Own car fully
No job
8k invested
6k in bank

Have trade skill training along with 2 associates. Could easily find 50-60k /yr. job if I wanted. Just have no purpose in life and no desire or incentive to find one. I make enough for food and bills with trading. Dunno what I'm doing wrong

[Anonymous No.28836048]

>be landlord since i was 27.
>dont pay rent.
>have some gold
>getting into crypto late
>have stocks
>life is alright I guess
>no cash and always feel broke

[Anonymous No.28836334]

>>28830343
pretty based

[Anonymous No.28836386]

>>28833543
Don’t worry so much man, I’ve worked since I was 16, deployed a lot, make good wages but opted to care for my parents bad health, brother is a deadbeat of 3 kids too so I help out with them a lot. I’d like my own family but life just chooses people for certain things and I want to see people happy, even if it means I’m not.

[Anonymous No.28836431]

>28
>Married with two kids
>100k salary split around 50/50 with crypto and ETFs
>100k net worth
>Balding but not too noticeable

Feels okay.

[Anonymous No.28836461]

>>28834086
enjoy it lad, you'll close your eyes and one day be a boomer

[Anonymous No.28836498]

>>28836431
>>100k salary
>>100k net worth split around 50/50 with crypto and ETFs

Fixed

[Anonymous No.28836578]

>33
>4 acres
>Sheep unironically feeding round the lawns for meat
>Few old cars
>Fishing boat
>Losing money on crypto like a dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.28836614]

>early 30s
>never had a job ever
>still live with parents
>2million in crypto

[Anonymous No.28836739]

ITT: Laarping thread

[Anonymous No.28836810]

31

Right under $3 million in ownership of my company.

Nothing else besides a 3 month emergency fund.

High risk still but big upside. Sometimes I wish I would have stayed comfy with good salary and benefits, but I've learned a lot in the last 5 years of building this company.

[Anonymous No.28836984]

>>28829539
>Am 28, just bought a desktop a year ago
>Probably on track to have about that networth at 30, maybe a little less
>Thinking about getting a BRZ when my trusty shitbox finally gives out
>Sometimes spend freetime browsing real estate sites for houses, plan to buy one somday
>Precious metals and commodities are 10% of my portfolio and rising
>Was planning to have a can of Monster as a joke on my 30th birthday

uhhhh anon, you're not secretly just a futureshifted version of me right? Right?

[Anonymous No.28837140]

>>28831907
Keep at it anon

[Anonymous No.28837228]

>>28829539
>29
>NEETBUX salary beginning to bother me, due to principle of handouts not the $
>This conflicts with my other boomer tendency of ranting about the system, FED & inflation
>Early 20s kids working at local deli give me weird looks when I rant to them about boomer monetary system shit
>Diversifying streams of income extensively this year, 2 businesses
>200k crypto
>Paid off car
>Hairline finally receding
>Manmeat & old man strength solidifying
>Waking up earlier
>Rapidly losing interest in vidya
>Car paid off
>Caring more about family
Yea, I think I’m gonna make it into my 30s

[Anonymous No.28837227]

>>28834231
>no one cheers me up
its ok....

[Anonymous No.28837395]

>>28831025
dangerously based

[Anonymous No.28837584]

>>28837227
we are responsible for ourselves and make our own decisions.
>you only have yourself to blame for whatever misery befalls you

[Anonymous No.28837708]

>>28829539

>31 y.o boomer
>90k net worth
>don't listen to music or watch movies from after 2004
>90k-140k a year job
>full hairline
>company car nissan
>no debt

[Anonymous No.28837781]

>32
>will retire by 35
>recovering porn addict
>balding
>gave up on women
>cat is my bff

[Anonymous No.28837835]

>>28829539
>29
>buzz pulled
>800k net worth
>precious metals
This hit me hard

[Anonymous No.28837964]

>>28837584
you're 100% right, I'm just not feeling well is all.

[Anonymous No.28837971]

29
3k in bank
21k in emergency savings
5k in individual stocks currently
70ish k in retirement accounts total

Meh could be worse

[Anonymous No.28838002]

>>28832314
I’m 32, think it’s great. Best years of my life desu. gf is 25, gonna marry her. 100% in crypto, retired.

[Anonymous No.28838047]

>>28829539
>32
>BQQMing Hard
>married
>3 children, 4 on the way
>attend church regularly
>Love Jesus, tell people about it
>understand web 3.0 is the future
>use custom built desktop
>dont like the culture of modernity
>read the Bible and other classic works
>invest in stocks, crypto, mutual fund (matched by employer)
>making money is fun
>money isnt evrything
>own guns
>lurk /x/ /k/ /fit/ /pol/ and of course /biz/

[Anonymous No.28838106]

>>28836461
Thanks mang

Just trying to make it work

[Anonymous No.28838165]

>36
>turned 25k into 52k my first month
>could've been 72 if i dumped avax at 60
>feel the best iv'e ever felt
>no one can tell i'm even over 30

[Anonymous No.28838184]

>>28829539
>35
>hairlines pressing back
>gym 5x a week as normal but starting to get a belly
>dicks already off and on
>hello darkness my old friend

[Anonymous No.28838249]

>>28831025
based

[Anonymous No.28838280]

>>28829539
I do nothing but hike with my dog and check charts
>>28834231
>>28837227
>>28837964
If you have no money to invest I would honestly advise leaving this place. I’ve been on 4chan for 14 years and the one good thing this place has done for me is get me onto LINK early. Other than that I’ve only wasted my time here. This board especially is filled with some of the shittiest people on Earth. Go work for your parents and spend time with them and show them that you are working hard. You will make it and your parents will be confident in your ability to make it

[Anonymous No.28838503]

>>28838280
>This board especially is filled with some of the shittiest people on Earth
I completely disagree. We often have boomer and oldfag threads where you see some of the people who are really here, best group this site has ever produced. Skin in the game changes the whole dynamic.

[Anonymous No.28838632]

34
>130k in a 401k
>12k crypto
>7k cash
>Single no kids
>60k year job

If I hit 7 figs I'm moving to SEA and fucking asain whores there rest of my life

[Anonymous No.28838805]

>>28838503
The vast majority of posters on this board are literal shills and scam artists who are posting with the intention of dumping bags on unsuspecting victims. The way that /pol/ schizos think everyone is a glownigger or a tranny, that’s actually what /biz/ is with pajeets. An occasional good thread where we talk to each other as humans for 30+ posts without someone trying to shill a shitcoin doesn’t make up for the sea of shit that is the rest of the board

[Anonymous No.28838808]

>>28830974
How do you like the KoC, what does it entail? Im thinking about looking into it.

[Anonymous No.28839074]

People give me shit for years living with my Dad at 29 but it let me spend all my 20s savings on crypto and now I'm nearly out of six figure purgatory while my friends are in debt

[Anonymous No.28839103]

>>28829539

35yo boomer
140k salary
1.5MM Crypto
100k stonks
180k liquid cash
700k home w/ 500k mortgage at 2.5%
Married and father of 1 (so far - aiming for 3)
Living the dream

[Anonymous No.28839439]

>>28829929
>HAIRLINE RECEDING

I thought this until I realized 99% of people think I'm 19 and no one can really tell unless you're noticeably balding. Feels good flirting with highschool girls like you're a college sophomore on the make.

[Anonymous No.28839510]

>>28834418
how? You're just me but younger and investing in zoomer crypto

>>28834231
Ouch. Esp the 32 part. Will agree with the other guy in being on 4c less. Go hang out on reddit if you need someone to cheer you. 4c is for memes and shitposting,

[Anonymous No.28839558]

>>28835453
>>smokin hot 30 yr old wife
how? you in russia or import one to the west?

[Anonymous No.28839605]

>>28829539
Kek Im almost 40 and half the people I grew up with are more tech knowledgable than zoomers

[Anonymous No.28839635]

>>28829539
29 ( basically 30 y/o boomer)
110k salary
75k crypto
112k stonks
30k cash
13k in silver
No real-estate :(

Bought a desktop two weeks ago (3090 w/ 10900kf cpu) this confirms that I am now a 30 yo boomer.

[Anonymous No.28839654]

>>28835962
Sounds like you need to have a trip. Maybe go somewhere.
Even if you don't discover shit. The trip will help your mental state.

[Anonymous No.28839799]

>>28836048
>>have some gold
not physical right?

>>28836386
I was just semi-joking about the home thing. But houses in the costal cities are insane.

It's good you're making others happy buy you should focus on helping yourself before others.

[Anonymous No.28839840]

>>28836431
>ETFs
+1 boomer point there.

>Married with two kids
>Feels okay.
shouldn't you be happy?

[Anonymous No.28839888]

>>28829539
>literally bought a desktop 2 years ago and younger sibling said it was a 30yr old boomer move to buy desktop since even younger millennials are strictly laptops and zoomers are mostly phone

This is why I have no hope for the zoomers. Using a phone for what you can do on a desktop is gay

[Anonymous No.28839912]

>>28829539

Fuck, we’re boomers now? I make about 180k a year. Married. Driving a shitbox that I’ve been using since uni. Paying mortgage on a house in a mostly white and asian suburb. Wife doesn’t know about my crypto until it’s enough to finance our kid’s health and education.

Fuck, I guess I do sound like a boomer.

[Anonymous No.28840035]

28
no kids
no house
Apartment
Autoimmune disease
Autism
$180k in crypto

Would probably an hero if it wasn’t for crypto

[Anonymous No.28840100]

>>28840035
29*
no job*

[Anonymous No.28840138]

>>28831025
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence.

[Anonymous No.28840192]

>>28840138
At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

[Anonymous No.28840263]

>>28836984
Maybe?
Although millennials on /biz/ might have certain things in common
>weeb
>likes tech
>nerdy
>likes /biz/ things
>most likely first world males

p.s.
>Suzu tied for best girl with Kurisu.
>Kyoko best girl by far in Initial D.
>still ingrained to like toyota/subaru and dislike evos & nissans
>You might wanna get your petro/manual fix before tesla/electric catches on and really kills petrol cars like iphone did boomer motorolas/nokias

[Anonymous No.28840264]

Buy CLF

[Anonymous No.28840313]

>>28839654
Where is this

[Anonymous No.28840429]

>>28837228
>old man strength solidifying
Yeah I missed that one.
2020's been good to my profolio but horrible on my bod. Really turned from /fit/ to bear quick. Need to hit the gym when they reopen.

>>28837708
>high income
>low net worth
What did you spend it on? Hookers? Vinyl?

[Anonymous No.28840449]

>>28840313
If I had to guess, I'd say Mauritius.

[Anonymous No.28840576]

>>28829539
>30
>schizoid neet
>$2k in bank, $600k in crypto
>still have hairs

[Anonymous No.28840577]

>35
>Low 5 figures
>WFH junkie even before COVID
>Lucked into GF
I'm a financial dud but that's why I'm struggling here

[Anonymous No.28840661]

>>28829539
>>literally bought a desktop 2 years ago and younger sibling said it was a 30yr old boomer move to buy desktop since even younger millennials are strictly laptops and zoomers are mostly phone

There’s nothing wrong with having a desktop man. Only peasants and absolute retards play games on phones, consoles or laptops. Being PC Master Race is a richfag thing.

As long as you stay on top of new tech and trends and don’t become delusional about the state of the world you will never be a boomer. There’s nothing wrong with doing things that make you rich or having equipment that only rich / intelligent people have.

[Anonymous No.28840749]

>>28834231
>Texas
whereabout?
>33
>make 130k/yr
>360k diversified portfolio
>sold my property for 100k profit
>put all that profit into crypto (feels good), precious metals, and guns
>thinking about getting a truck because my 2nd child is coming
>working from home because of the snowstorm in TX

[Anonymous No.28840756]

>35
>disability NEETbux
>mildly autistic
>wake up at 5 regularly
>addiction history
>300k
>boomer metals
>boomer etf
>boomer car
>real estate
>play money in a margin account
>only +1300% on crypto
>blast&cruise + fin, hairline actually advancing
>85kg 12%bf, bicep veins
>no gf
>3pl8 bench, 4.5pl8 squat
>desktop, about to buy 3rd screen, never use my phone for more than calling and texting
>hate fat women, niggers and democracy

[Anonymous No.28840853]

>>28829539
>29
>110k salary
>125k net worth (70k Stonks, 50k cash)

Spent too long at uni. Earned shit salary for most of my 20s and invested very conservatively. Feels like it could be better.

[Anonymous No.28840999]

>>28829539
>30 in a month
>barely $50k networth
>just starting getting into investing
ngmi looming. Why didn't I get there earlier for free retard money?

[Anonymous No.28841221]

>>28840999
You probably spent too much time on /pol/

[Anonymous No.28841620]

>>28841221
I was too busy wageslaving from a third world and not investing my money.

[Anonymous No.28841761]

>23
>100% Litecoin
*sip*

[Anonymous No.28841852]

28
No job
No degree
Live with parents
100 million in crypto

[Anonymous No.28841854]

>>28829539
>31
>60k cash in bank
>10k in boomer stocks
>5k in shiny rocks
>50k in crypto
>Unemployed
I'm just floating around a bit until I find a new job. Neeting is nice tho

[Anonymous No.28841921]

>>28841761
Fuck do i miss quake 3

[Anonymous No.28842065]

>>28829539
Me
>with same girl for years
>younger generations are actually worse
>enjoying bbq and just sitting with friends
>admiring the perfect lawn of my neighbor, it’s so smooth guys believe me
>hardly break the speed limit
1990 here

[Anonymous No.28842108]

>>28840192
My sides are in orbit.

[Anonymous No.28842147]

>>28841852
Who will inherit this? Also buy Wynaut liquidity Pool

[Anonymous No.28842151]

>>28841921
q3 really was the best game ever made

[Anonymous No.28842301]

>>28841761
>dreamcast
Based af

[Anonymous No.28842424]

>>28841761

[Anonymous No.28842492]

>>28841620
50k sounds a lot for a third world company. Just don't buy any scam PnD tokens here, stick to the projects with good tech and actual usage and you'll be fine in a year/two.

[Anonymous No.28842513]

>>28829539
>30yo
>boomer
Choose ONE, you stupid shit

[Anonymous No.28842590]

>23
>70k sal
>50k crypto/stonks
>boomer rocks
>qt 3.14 azn gf
>mow lawn everyday

[Anonymous No.28842611]

>>28842513
kys newfag

[Anonymous No.28842648]

>>28842513
Disgusting filthy reddit. Go back.

[Anonymous No.28842787]

>36 boomer
>hairline strong
>Own business
>No games besides masturbation and drugs
>If not working researching stocks, crypto, NFTs
>100k stocks, 100k crypto all MMEDF and BTC no diversification
>50k cash
>40k debt
>Trying to buy first house, market fierce
>gf 26 super hot super insecure
>fuck laptops
>just want to do eccentric shit and get to the 4th dimension

[Anonymous No.28842943]

>26
>75k salary
>liquid like 5k :(
>10k in stocks
>apartment
>uni degree tho

[Anonymous No.28843130]

>>28842943
>uni degree tho
as if that's something to be proud of lol

[Anonymous No.28843194]

>>28843130
computer science degree.
At least i'll always be able to make money some how.

[Anonymous No.28843265]

>>28843194
how much did you pay for that?

[Anonymous No.28843355]

>>28830343
>no debt
You fucked up. You should've taken a loan to ride a 10x shitcoin. Scared money makes no money.

[Anonymous No.28843447]

>>28843265
9k in subsidized student loans, which are still being subsidized.

Praying bidenbro comes through with 10k relief.

[Anonymous No.28843546]

>>28840138
>>28840192

[Anonymous No.28843785]

>>28829539
>mid 30s
>married, 1 kid
>wife hates me
>no debt, about $45k in crypto. no other assets
>living with wife's family
>$30k/yr dead-end wagecuck job that drains my soul
if it weren't for my kid i would kill myself. really. i am profoundly unhappy.

i love you anons.

[Anonymous No.28843872]

>>28843785
Why does she hate you?

[Anonymous No.28844149]

>>28840138
>>28840192

[Anonymous No.28844196]

>>28843872
because i'm a piece of shit. i have never been violent toward her. i am not a drunk. i just have a harsh temper that stems from self-hate.

if you hate yourself, then the people around you will hate you, as well. there is no escape from self-loahing. it is a beast that consumes itself and grows stronger from it.

live the ones in your life, anons. i have ruined all my relationships and i really want to die.

[Anonymous No.28844240]

>>28842787
someday

[Anonymous No.28844315]

> 29
> 100k salary
> Dumped 100% of my savings into bitcoin at the halving
> Now with over half a million
I feel like it was almost dumb luck I got into bitcoin when I did. I mean once I understood the halving I knew there would probably be a bull run, but I was lucky I read about how it all worked right around a halving. That being said not a single person I've told about bitcoin has bought, so how much is really luck?

>>28838249
This fucking picture kills me every time

[Anonymous No.28844364]

>>28842787
coastal state?
also how get hot 26 gf as 36 boomer?

[Anonymous No.28844391]

>>28843785
>>28844196
you whine and make excuses. you just lack the balls to change. stop being such a faggot.

[Anonymous No.28845203]

>>28836739
This thread (thread): itt (in this thread) thread (this thread) larping t (thread)

[Anonymous No.28845392]

>>28829539
>>28829929
Finasteride?

[Anonymous No.28845461]

>>28829539
yuropoor
29
unemployed cuz coronachan
1 child
150€ in crypto
being invaded by muslims and gypsies

[Anonymous No.28845798]

Why the fuck do you all have so much money?
Everyone lives in fucking America? Here in Poland $15k/year is considered a good salary, so I know I shouldn't feel bad for my lower net worth, but it's hard

[Anonymous No.28846049]

>>28840192
Goddammit my sides

[Anonymous No.28846253]

>>28845798
They all seem to be rich americanos. A quite different image to what we're used to see about current American economic state (full of obese McDonald's workers earning crap and paying 100k for a broken leg).

[Anonymous No.28846447]

>29
>btc maxi
>hairline receded -getting a ht in 3 months
>fuck shiny rocks
>wagie and rentoid
>paid car
>literally 0 debts

I dont even know what I am anymore

[Anonymous No.28846496]

>/biz/ is either millionaires or 30 year old neets with no savings, skills or job experience living at home

where my middle of the pack average joes at

[Anonymous No.28846545]

>>28846447
Also
>50k € net worth

[Anonymous No.28846573]

>>28845798
I make $5k a month taking care of my grandma, go america.

[Anonymous No.28846576]

>>28839103
Congrats anon. This is around what I'm aiming for.

29
100k annually
Self-employed since 2019, expanding this year
300k liquid assets, 250k in crypto
Looking to buy a home around 700k
Have gf of 5 years
Want kids in next few years

I'm entering the turning point.

[Anonymous No.28846619]

>>28840192
>>28840138

Sir this is a Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.28846989]

>>28831025
Hello? Diogenes department??

[Anonymous No.28847031]

>21
>complete new fag too crypto
>based boomer dad gives me 5K
>invested it in 3 rtx 3070s and pc parts for bitcoin mining
Give it too me straight bros did i make a good investment....

[Anonymous No.28847160]

>>28832314
I just turned 30 and the months and days leading up to it was painful. I got very depressed, but then when the day came it was fine. You realise nothing has changed. Yes, you are older, but you've been getting older slowly and gradually. Just have to keep focused on enjoying life and pursuing goals.

[Anonymous No.28847201]

>>28847031
you dun goofed

[Anonymous No.28847468]

>>28846496
They were posting here. They just don’t stand out to you cause they are normies

[Anonymous No.28847520]

>>28845461
>I suffer in socialist state with free healthcare, living, retirement, etc
Nice b8

[Anonymous No.28847579]

>>28845798
Some probably real. A few of them sound like bs.

Also net worth =/= liquid net worth because taxes will be due unless you’re into coins

[Anonymous No.28847700]

34
500k in crytpo
Turkish
got a house and car + family land

thinking of moving somewhere else.

any suggestions?

might even make kids if i find someone cool. feeling like its time.

[Anonymous No.28847770]

>>28829539
>boomer
>doesn't own a house

[Anonymous No.28847937]

>33
>used to own diversified funds, PMs
>used to only have a small amount in companies with good fundamentals
>lived in suburbs and mowed the lawn
>spent free time with actual boomers talking about holidays, wine and politics
>used to have gf around my own age, planned for kids and home ownership
>hit midlife crisis
>90% in crypto, rest in meme stocks
>chase 18-25 girls exclusively
>hang around with zoomers and talk about onlyfans and other zoomer shit
>thinking about dying my hair and getting a tattoo
>lost all interest in appearing respectable
*sips* yep

[Anonymous No.28848188]

>34yr old eurofag
>75k in crypto
>11k bank account
>2k retirement account
>1k speculative stocks
>100k salary before taxation
>renting studio appt for 900 a month
>leased fancy sports car for 700 a month

aigmi?

[Anonymous No.28848308]

>>28848188
what car and I'll tell you

[Anonymous No.28848442]

>32, married, kids
>230k w2 salary
>should increase to 600k+ in next few years
>1M house
>250k mortgage,
>no debt - just finished paying off student loans
>150k stocks
>80k crypto (mostly monero)
>10k gold/silver
>40k in foreign currency
>60k USD
>quit monster before i hit 30, only espresso now
>desktop computer
>only play games with friends, otherwise get bored
>both my cars are FR but not asian

[Anonymous No.28848520]

>>28829539
>28
>1.3m crypto, moving more of it every month into stables with yield
>30k stonk
>25k cash
>40k salary
>Wake up early morning to check the markets (crypto mostly)
>8 year old lenovo laptop is my main station (bought it used for 80$ from my company)

[Anonymous No.28848560]

>>28848188
>Not a Dodge Viper
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28848585]

>37
>Only debt is 50k mortgage
>Comfy do-nothing govt job
>Grilled in a snowstorm yesterday

[Anonymous No.28848648]

>>28847201
My plan is too buy more miners with what i make from those first 3 gpus, until i get too the limit of what 2 circuit breakers can handle.

I mean if i have intially 5k then can make money from those miners, then i can just keep buying more miners. Then once i get too the limit i start saving the money. I mean might be a few years but thats still a decent plan right anon? I figure thats a good idea bc im still learning about crypto and scared to actually invest in stocks. So figure it might be a decent way to get myself into it.

[Anonymous No.28848761]

>>28847937
So that’s the power is ultra monster 0 instinct

[Anonymous No.28848805]

>>28840138
Damn, congratulations.

[Anonymous No.28848812]

>>28848442
>quit monster before i hit 30, only espresso now
You’re not a boomer
You are just lame

[Anonymous No.28848851]

>>28848585
Texas?

[Anonymous No.28849086]

>>28848851
Much further north. You just brush the snow off the grill and grill. It's like these people don't even want to grill.

[Anonymous No.28849224]

24 and learning how to make it. What do you boomer bros do for your cyber security? I have at least 400 accounts from stupid websites from when I was a kid that changing all the passwords is nigh impossible. Do you use a burner phone? Do you have to explain to your families to watch for phishing emails? So much to learn, wish I started earlier.

>>28849086
My old man will grill at night with a headlight. You just have to want it enough.

[Anonymous No.28849229]

>>28848812
I prefer stimulants like Adderall. I'm also not a fan of artificial sweetener. I'd rather just take caffeine pills.

[Anonymous No.28849250]

> 32
> 25k net worth
> no house, cheap apartment and cheap car

what the fuck biz, should I just neck myself?

[Anonymous No.28849492]

>>28849224
If you're not willing to grill in the dark, are you really grilling?

[Anonymous No.28849571]

>>28836048
Same but I'm 25, into crypto from early but shat the bed twice (2017, 2020).
Will unironically take the compsci degree pill.

[Anonymous No.28849576]

>>28848648
or you could have bought crypto and x5ed your investment

[Anonymous No.28849583]

>35 year old boomer
>wasted all my 20s chasing thots, travelling and other bullshit
>fell for self employed meme in 2021
>longhard struggle
>finally about to break 100k in income this year after years of making peanuts
>have shiny boomer rocks
>have boomer Bitcoin
>have boomer S&P 500 ETF shares
>dream of buying a house but eternally priced out
>bought a nintendo switch alst year but havent touched it in months
>started doing crossword puzzles and reading the daily newspaper
>hairline receding
boomerism is not something that you choose. it just creeps up on you.

[Anonymous No.28849634]

>>28849583
>fell for self employed meme in 2021
meant 2012

[Anonymous No.28849970]

>>28829539
>38
>poor
>working as a writer
>it’s tough but fair
>still feel like igmi

[Anonymous No.28850598]

>>28829539
30 year olds aren't boomers though.

[Anonymous No.28850650]

>>28850598
you have to go back disgusting newfag cancer

[Anonymous No.28850914]

>>28829539
>30
>living in parents basement
>wageslaving for slightly over 30k
>20k in crypto
>13k in stocks
>1k in shiny rocks
>10k in guns
I have never had sex

[Anonymous No.28850951]

>>28839074
> I'm nearly out of six figure purgatory

What does that mean. You're almost a millionaire?

t. lives with parents at age 33 and saving lots of money

[Anonymous No.28850978]

>>28839103
Nice man you're winning at life

[Anonymous No.28851077]

>>28829539
The only thing that makes you a boomer is thinking any of this makes you anything. Imagine thinking being smart and successful makes you lame. Desktops are unironically the most based home computers. Laptops are convenient but can never do as much and phones are for unironic NPCs.

[Anonymous No.28851141]

>>28848442
>230k w2 salary
>should increase to 600k+ in next few years

That's a nice salary. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.28851233]

>>28831025

[Anonymous No.28851977]

35
hair gggggone
2 kids, tradwife
117k salary
23k emergency fund
445k home equity (68k owing)
175k in retirement fund
15k stonks
28k crypto

wish i bought crypto earlier and spent less on cars in 20s

[Anonymous No.28852081]

>>28838808
Hanging out with mega boomers and doing charity work at your local church

They have a really good life insurance plan. I don’t know about your chapter but the KoC is in desperate need of young guys. Think the org has really gone soft.

Last year they got rid of the 3 degree levels and combined them into 1. Very gay

[Anonymous No.28852164]

>>28848308
Jaguar XE. Drives better then BMW 3er, I can tell, I live in Germany and we have Autobahn with unlimited speed, you can do 160mph no problem.

[Anonymous No.28852286]

>29
>1 mil in chainstink
>game all day since I left my job
>own a house
>started drinking monster a year ago
>wake up early to do work around the house or go to the gym
I don't know, I really don't feel like a boomer but I also can't connect with younger people anymore. The amount of dumb shit they talk and care about is staggering.

[Anonymous No.28852387]

>>28829539
I read the newspaper at breakfast and O especially like the financial section

[Anonymous No.28852569]

>>28829539
30 and I lost my savings last year. Zero friends but hot gf.

[Anonymous No.28852749]

>>28852286
>1 mil in chainstink
How much $$ did you invest?

[Anonymous No.28852779]

>>28852569
>I lost my savings last year
How did you do that, Anon?

[Anonymous No.28853002]

>>28852749
Around 10k back in 2018. Could've put in a lot more because I was still working at that time but that was the amount I was comfortable with.

[Anonymous No.28853359]

>>28853002
That's amazing Anon

[Anonymous No.28854019]

>>28846447
>>28846545
you gonna spend ur entire net worth on a hair transplant then? they cost 5 figures, right?

>>28844196
i can relate with this a lot more than i'd like to. good luck to both of us and let us hope it ends well

[Anonymous No.28855310]

>>28852164
180PS tho :/

[Anonymous No.28855433]

>>28829539
>31
>net worth $60k
>$70k salary
i need to make up for lost time before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.28855531]

>be 33
>still have 25k of student loans to pay off from a total of 70k
>make 90k a year but only have 20k in savings
>unironically looking at putting all of my savings in a diversified portfolio to make more money back
>looking into borrowing against my 403b to put down on a house
>100k net worth including retirement and savings
AIGMI?

[Anonymous No.28855612]

>>28840192

[Anonymous No.28855959]

>>28829539
>25 years old
>knocked a chick up 3 years ago
>have 2 year old son
>hairline receding, shaved it and grew a good beard
>love me some monster energy drinks
>saving, investing, looking for a house where he can grow up
>friends are out partying, doing coke drinking beers beers beers
>studyingtheblade.jpg
>wake up at 5 am in the morning to work on math skills and check my stonks
>i didnt choose the boomer life, the boomer life chose me

[Anonymous No.28856131]

>>28842424

Is this me? I had bought a vga tonhdmi just to play on my monitor...

[Anonymous No.28856448]

>>28840192

[Anonymous No.28857130]

>>28829539
are you me?

[Anonymous No.28857193]

>>28829539
I'm definitely a 30 yo boomer

>31 yo
>worth 2 mil, 1.5 of that is crypto
>literally bought a 90s lambo today
>love monster ultra but can't drink it any more because it gives me heart palpitations
>19 yo gf
>don't play video games, don't watch movies, only 4chan
>enjoy lifting
>long hair with still good hairline
>listen to exclusively boomer shit like 80s hair metal and glam metal. Unironically think van halen and def Leppard are the best bands ever
>only wear vests or band t shirts
>work from home but haven't done anything since last March, they keep sending me paychecks though

[Anonymous No.28857301]

>>28829539
I am 31 and 40k in debt. I rent and use public transport. I don't even have a driver's license.

[Anonymous No.28857407]

>>28857301
Basically, the average millennial in EU. I own nothing, but I am happy.

[Anonymous No.28857533]

>>28857301
what country fren?

[Anonymous No.28857618]

>>28832314
Exactly the same as 28

[Anonymous No.28857642]

>>28829539
get that desktop to download session messenger and hide the fact that you're a young boomer with some privacy chains like oxen. shame is on you right now

[Anonymous No.28857709]

>>28829539
>younger sibling said it was a 30yr old boomer move to buy desktop
jesus

[Anonymous No.28857795]

>>28839074
I did the same. Honestly I regretted it at the time but looking back it was a great opportunity. I worked for years and barely spent anything. It just all accumulated and before I knew it I had 80k in savings which was then easy to build on in crypto and stocks.

I think the biggest hurdle for most people is getting that stack that gets you going in trading. For people with families or other dependents it is basically impossible. But for people like us who just stayed at home and worked, it just happens naturally.

[Anonymous No.28857880]

>>28857533
NL

[Anonymous No.28857937]

>32 year old boomer
>Drink Monster Ultra
>Old M series BMW
>New music is trash
>Attaining "Dad bod" even though I outlift everyone I know and lifted religiously for 12 years
>Socks and crocs, plain t-shirts, not bought clothes for 10 years
>Hair thinning but not receding
>Casual whiskey drinker
>Only play AoE2 or C&C
>Younger people are like aliens, completely different mindset and cannot get on with them
>Got into growing my own produce
>Fold shirts nicely with the 2 second method instead of throw them in the corner like I used to

[Anonymous No.28858245]

>>28857937
Based

[Anonymous No.28858952]

>>28838047
I want to be like you when I’m old

[Anonymous No.28859056]

>>28839439
>Feels good flirting with highschool girls
Nice. Where? Instagram/tinder or real life?

[Anonymous No.28859118]

>>28843355
which bank loans you money for crypto investing?

[Anonymous No.28859218]

>39 so closest to a literal boomer
>no kids, ex-wife, couple gfs
>still have hair, beard graying nicely
>Owe 400k on 850k house
>280k in retirement, 300k crypto, 230k cash, 110k salary and pension
>no vidya anymore, just chess and investing books
>random body pains all the time
>exgfs and single moms always sliding in my dms and I know exactly why

you damn kids have no idea what life is about to do to you

[Anonymous No.28859221]

>>28830648
>prospecting license for gold
is that a mere hobby or can you actually make a side hustle out of it?

[Anonymous No.28859248]

>29 years old
>3 motorcycles, 3 cars
>no house
>$500K in crypto, $10k in stocks
>balding

How bad am I doing?

[Anonymous No.28859272]

>>28829539
Why don’t people here know what a boomer actually is?

[Anonymous No.28859279]

>>28840138
>I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads
Is this really a correlation?

[Anonymous No.28859304]

>>28859248
Oh and wagecucking 9-5 for $9/hr. Should I quit already?

[Anonymous No.28859338]

>>28831907
why would someone invest in a real estate bubble while you could rent and invest the surplus in profitable stonks and crypto moonshots?

[Anonymous No.28859367]

>>28829539

>24 yr old europoor student
>$60k net worth, all in crypto
>bought 10 oz of silver this year
>plan to move to a cheaper and smaller city with my gf after the college ends
>will buy an apartment with 30-40% down and the rest 10 yr mortgage, so the monthly pay will be like 200€ per month only
>plan to propose to my gf this year
>plan to have my first kid in the next 1-3 years
>plan to save 50-60% of my salary and invest in ETFs to escape the rat race sooner
>no video games, no alcohol
>hairline is good, look younger than i am cause good genetics
>enjoy nature more than ever before, enjoy my walks in the park or forest
>hate drama and neurotic environment, just want to chill and be comfy in life with low stress

[Anonymous No.28859470]

>>28859304
You have a lot of money locked up in depreciating assets. You should find a calculator and look at what that 500k would look like in an ETF. You could probably hold that and work minimum wage and retire early for a stress free life anon.

[Anonymous No.28859513]

>>28829539

Me too op.

>Turned 33 a few days ago.
>Just had a kid
>recently bought a new desktop that i can't even game on bc i don't have the time
>and when i do i play games from the aughts or early 2010's bc i can't be bothered to learn anything new
>haven't listened to "new" music since like 2012
>won't invest in anything riskier in Ethereum bc i simply don't have the time to babysit my shitcoins
>wake up at 7 every day, in bed by 9 or at the latest 10
>fuck the wife maybe once every two weeks, can't do more out of sheer exhaustion from the both of us
>have a gut for the first time in my life
>used to hate beer, now it tastes like sweet nectar of the gods in the last few years

And the biggest thing is, I simply don't care. I'm satisfied with all of the above, just wish I had more time for myself when five years ago I was literally by myself all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.28859516]

I've been a real for two months now. But I never really got to enjoy my 20s so I have a bit of a Peter Pan complex.

[Anonymous No.28859827]

>32
>europoor
>have a house that's worth 350k€, mortgage paid off
>no gf, no kids
>wrote trading bot last years, makes about 20% profit each month since april last year (we'll see how it does in the bear market)
>only have $28k in bitcoin though
>no work, live off bot
>alcoholism is on the rise

[Anonymous No.28860747]

>>28829539
Unironic boomer checking in
>32
>drink monster zero religiously for several years now
>out of touch with vidya or many social media platforms
>up before the rooster crows to check stonks and make investment plans for the day as necessary
>hardly watch TV, but when I do it's mostly local news or financial market news
>drive truck that's a decade old
>diversified portfolio
>recently getting into precious metals
>listen to "dad rock"

[Anonymous No.28860831]

>>28859470
How is crypto deprecating asset? Maybe you misread I had 500k cash

[Anonymous No.28860930]

>>28859470
>>28860831
I'm a retard, forgot I mentioned the vehicles as well.

My vehicles are relatively cheap, 90k total or so.

[Anonymous No.28860977]

>>28829539
oh fuck

[Anonymous No.28861034]

Why are people replying to this? nobody gives a shit

[Anonymous No.28861039]

>>28829929
i wake up stupid early now and make coffee/listen to music/check stonks. it is pure bliss before everyone wakes up. all these years I had it wrong, I was staying up late, needed to be waking up super early like this.
>everything important happens in the AM
this is so goddamn true

[Anonymous No.28861173]

>>28847520
>money is the only element in all of life
let me know when you move to africa because "your dollar will go further"

[Anonymous No.28861350]

>>28857937
here's the zoomer mindset: be drug addicts just like the previous 3 generations.

[Anonymous No.28861385]

I drink the green monster and feel guilty because the acidity eats away my teeth and my systolic is 150 despite pulse being 55. My grandfather died from a heart attack in his early 60s. Wut do. I eat healthy and run.

Also, can relate to anon chasing 25 y/os. Watching them re-ask your age 3 times in disbelief is both amusing and depressing

[Anonymous No.28861427]

>>28861034
stop talking.

[Anonymous No.28861478]

> 29
> 500k net worth
> no gf
Oh god oh fuck what was the point I'm going to die all alone

[Anonymous No.28861708]

>>28829539
>>hairline going up
My full head of hair in my 30s draws so much jealousy from other boomer males. It's weird. They drive up in a BMW, have a lot of money, and they are wrapped up about hair

[Anonymous No.28861784]

35
>Own a rental property and the home I live in
>comfy truck and electric car for wife
>make $78k a year in a reliable industry
>jet ski
>sweet wired up shed in back yard I never use
>trying to have our first kid
>retirement fund but no idea what’s in it right now
>few grand in crypto

[Anonymous No.28862355]

>>28861708

Nothing weird about it. Looks matter.

[Anonymous No.28862596]

>>28831025
>>28840138
>>28840192
nice thread

[Anonymous No.28864215]

>>28829539
>own house
>own PMs
>minivan for kids
>3 kids
>wake up 3am to check any news and watch pre market open
>Networth around 1.5mil (I own cottage as well)
>monster energy is for fags, drink coffee.
>good genes, hair still here for now
>pc master race
>unironically play golf video games now
>work...lol
you are literally me except working. quit your job faggot.

[Anonymous No.28864740]

>>28832314
>>28857618
'93 cucks represent

still havent graduated HS desu but still investing in meme stonks

[Anonymous No.28864885]

I'm 32 and the 30 year old boomer meme is retarded shit started by 13-16 year olds.

[Anonymous No.28865416]

>>28840313
riviera beach, florida

[Anonymous No.28865708]

>31
>net worth about 100k
>play vidya rarely
>have apartment, live in inherited house
>hairline going up
>I drink sugar free red bull and battery
>diversified, but most in BTC and ETH
>no metals
>wake up 4 am occasionally to see crypto streams, otherwise 9
>drive dads cars
>bought desktop 2 years ago, but my boomer brother thinks it's awesome

[Anonymous No.28866706]

>>28864885
t. 32 yo zoomer

[Anonymous No.28867616]

>>28862596
It's a copy pasta just fair warning( i'm sorry :()

[Anonymous No.28868057]

>35
>Kraut
>29k anually operating machines in a factory
>dad died last summer
>tries to get into sysadmin via government education program to change myself for the better, dad was sysadmin, i miss him
>3 cats, no gf/wife, but loves his remaining family
>500 € rent
>14 year old car
>build my own 5k pc, likes building pc's and fiddling around with them
>browses /pol/, /g/ and started browsing /biz/ out of curiosity for crypto
>own 54 RVN i mined out of curiosity, mines ETH right now, plan on buying a bit of crypto for a few hundred bucks

[Anonymous No.28868208]

>>28832850
What music do you like, king?

[Anonymous No.28868315]

>>28830262
>>28834994
a lot can happen in 4 years.

[Anonymous No.28868374]

30
2500 p/month eurofag
5k in crypto
30k savings
Gf is 21

Was neet until 29, just started working.

[Anonymous No.28868422]

>>28835810
Nice. I’m worried about taxes this year. Not really sure how to file em.

[Anonymous No.28868533]

>>28831025
I didn't know being this based was possible

[Anonymous No.28868789]

>>28861478
bro you're doing just fine. time is on your side and you have way more $ than most your age. read the book of pook (it will help you gain perspective if you're struggling with girls), start gaining some muscle, working on your game and social skills. you got this!

[Anonymous No.28868976]

>>28864740
I've only just gotten older and fatter since HS ended 11 years ago. I did get a degree and have a comfy job, but I still feel the same.
Fuck getting older this shit is a scam.

[Anonymous No.28869290]

>>28839558
He's from a generation that isn't chicken shit autist. I bet he can maintain a conversation about anything and gets them to smile.
>60
>net worth $1,000
>rents
>no kids
>no car
>color TV & VCR
>8mm projector
>smoking hot 30 yearold girlfriend

[Anonymous No.28869353]

>>28829539
It seems like guys who build pc's are like the modern equivalent of men who were into customizing and modding their cars back in the day.