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[Anonymous No.28689787]

Do american wagies really do this?

No wonder americans are so desperate to make it via crypto. Your country is wagie hell, kek.

[Anonymous No.28690382]

>>28689787
kek that unrionically doesnt look that bad. its better then me being trapped inside with this winter shit

i would just go really fucking slow. no one around boring menial labor that doesnt require heavy lifting or pushing around equipment no dealing with people. as long as theres not some wagecuck behind me with a whip telling me to go faster fuck it

[Anonymous No.28691107]

>>28689787
I'd much rather cut grass with scissors around KFC than do the regular job duties there

[Anonymous No.28691304]

Cut my grass, wagie

[Anonymous No.28691535]

>>28689787
Nah that's just typical West Virginia inbreeding.

[Anonymous No.28691578]

>>28690382
This. Just lay on the grass and snip along like a crab. Very comfy job

[Anonymous No.28691808]

I thought at first it was to humiliate him. But if they're serious because they don't own a lawn mower, then it's a comfy kind of job. Like another anon said, nobodies yelling at you or you're smelling crappy chuckun, not dealing with brown people. Might be a little embarrassing but you're getting paid to cut blades of grass with fucking scissors. Lmao. Comfy. Or at least as comfy as waging low skill jobs can be.

[Anonymous No.28691901]

I unironically used to have to cut grass with a regular pair of scissors for a job. I was a botanist taking samples for genetic research. Felt like a bizarre form of punishment though.

[Anonymous No.28691994]

>>28689787
>get paid hourly
>have choice of tasks
>splatter self with hot oil hurriedly cooking chicken and portioning side dishes
>cashier and deal with niggers and screaming karens and retards who stood in line for 10 minutes and still don't know what they want
>go outside in nice weather, get some sun and cut grass with scissors, dont deal with any customers

only a complete nigger retard would think this is bad, this is the absolute best possible outcome if you are a minimum wagie

[Anonymous No.28692138]

>>28689787
Look at his headphones, the nigga is getting paid to tumble around in the grass listening to podcasts.
Also, no one knows how long it takes to cut grass with scissors, he could spend the next couple of days "finishing the job" and his manager would have no idea if that would be a reasonable time to perform the chore in.

[Anonymous No.28692142]

>>28689787
You can get an old lawnmower at a pawn shop for like $40.

[Anonymous No.28692242]

>When you're done with the grass, we have a situation in the bathroom you'll need to take care of

[Anonymous No.28692243]

>>28691107

[Anonymous No.28692412]

>>28691107
>>28691994
the fact that your jobs are so bad that getting on your knees like a slave and cutting grass with a pair of scissors is actually a respite is absolutely KEK inducing.


oh well, not all of us can make it. It's good that tranny slaves like you know your place in society.

A toast

to wagies

[Anonymous No.28692440]

>>28689787
I love in a border state. Mexicans do all the landscaping and landscaping companies are hired to do this stuff by companies. Usually there’s a property management company that deals with landscapers and various other contractors for commercial building needs. Like getting parking lots repaved etc. only contractors I’ve ever seen businesses deal with are thing like window painters or the people who install vinyl stickers on windows, window washers, and people who work on the machines in there store. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a fast food worker do actual landscaping. I’ve seen them hose off the pavement around the restaurant or sweep up trash but I’ve never seen a fast food worker be responsible for vegetation around the building.

[Anonymous No.28692499]

>>28689787
Wheres his mask

[Anonymous No.28692539]

>>28692138
That’s the drive thru headset, anon. He’s working both

[Anonymous No.28692631]

>>28691578
Dogs shit on that grass
The outside is not comfy at all

[Anonymous No.28692641]

>>28692242
There’s no fucking way I would do this. My kids wouldn’t do it. My grandkids wouldn’t do it. I would unironically sue because a crime scene crew should have been called to clean up the bio hazard that some terrorist left behind.

[Anonymous No.28692646]

comfy af

[Anonymous No.28692666]

>>28689787
This is typically a punishment in the infantry lol

[Anonymous No.28692812]

>>28692440
It's probably fake. Irate employee got his friend to take a pic of him hunched over grass + makes the post on social media.

[Anonymous No.28692935]

>>28692646
You should do a painting of this and sell it

[Anonymous No.28693025]

>>28692412
Kek
>>28692499
Kek

[Anonymous No.28693144]

>>28689787
Kek, americans really are the subhumans of the world, at least africans have an excuse for sub 70 iq. Can't wait to put mutts up against the wall when NWO happens

[Anonymous No.28693207]

I'm not a wagie, but what the fuck. Can't you even use a lawnmower as a business expense?

[Anonymous No.28693332]

>>28689787
Lmfao this is the oldest joke in the book. You can tell he’s the new guy and they’re fucking with him.

[Anonymous No.28693395]

>>28693207
What's the story behind this one? God damn I love wagies like this. Anyone got any more funny wagie content?

[Anonymous No.28693428]

>>28693144
your inferiority complex is showing. you have a psychological need to be butthurt over America as a defense mechanism against your own insecurities. Every moment of your life revolves around America and you love America despite all the shit you talk. Consider how you willingly spend all your time hanging around Americans on American websites like 4chan. What you really want is for Americans to recognize your existence and validate you, and when we don't appeal to your insecure needy satisfaction you get asspained and lash out. you are getting angry reading this and the overt declaration of the truths in this post, but you will not leave 4chan despite the painfully illogical act of spending all your time hanging around Americans if you actually hate them. your actions speak for themselves, non-Americans are like insecure girls desperately looking to be noticed from the alpha male and trash talking as a means to make themselves feel better when you don't get the attention you crave.

[Anonymous No.28693573]

>>28693395
Some amusement parks (maybe all of them) will sell you a photo of you and your friends at a "hype" part of a rollercoaster. They're obviously overpriced. The guy realizes he can just film the pic with his cellphone and the wagie is trying to block his film.

[Anonymous No.28693645]

>the highest honour a Burger wagie could ever hope to receive

[Anonymous No.28693731]

>>28693573
Lol what a serious wagie

[Anonymous No.28693767]

>>28691578
>snibeddi snab :DD

[Anonymous No.28693773]

>>28689787
Obvious bullshit. Every billion dollar chain has professional landscaping. Do yuros really fall for this shit? That implies this is somehow conceivable in yuropoor land.

[Anonymous No.28693787]

>>28689787
You have no idea how wagecucked the burgers are

[Anonymous No.28693843]

>>28693787
Kek these are amazing

[Anonymous No.28693854]

>>28692242
>>28692641

[Anonymous No.28693940]

>>28693843
I know, thank god im not a burger

[Anonymous No.28694057]

>>28693645
>>28693787
I'm not defending Weimerica, but that's a Canadian McDonald's, you can even see the leaf flag in the background.

>>28693787
I don't know the context, but I've heard these are Pakis working in Saudi Arabia.

[Anonymous No.28694077]

>>28693645
i've been waging for a year or two so i can get the needed capital to build crypto/business/stocks, I think i'd be rolling in my grave if my shitty security job flew the flag half mast if I died

[Anonymous No.28694084]

>>28693940
Based wagie

[Anonymous No.28694097]

>>28693428
>typing all this to cope
its ok man

[Anonymous No.28694106]

>>28693940
purebred slave genetics. i can just see that bone structure/facial features plowing fields 18 hours a day for some feudal baron and loving every second of it.

[Anonymous No.28694116]

>>28693645
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

DO AMERICLAPS REALLY?

[Anonymous No.28694178]

>>28694106
>>28693940
also
>former marine (GI Bill free college/living expenses)
>60-70 hours a week to pay for college
this is an exceptionally stupid wagie specimen

[Anonymous No.28694210]

>>28694097
>accepting defeat
thank you, it was the right thing to do

[Anonymous No.28694236]

>>28694116
THATS NOT EVEN AMERICA YOU DIP SHIT. can you fucking eurotards stop fucking thinking about us all day its embarrassing and fucking annoying

[Anonymous No.28694278]

>>28694236
>Northern America is not even america!

[Anonymous No.28694324]

>>28694210
>>accepting defeat
>thank you, it was the right thing to do
thanks for the (you)'s though keep them coming

[Anonymous No.28694360]

>>28693207
It would cost less to buy a lawnmower than it would to pay him for doing that twice.

[Anonymous No.28694439]

>>28694236
Yeah, the difference is that in America they would write your corpse up for not showing up to work when they're understaffed

[Anonymous No.28694490]

>>28694439
this is true. then charge you taxes.

[Anonymous No.28694518]

>>28689787
Wrong tools for the job, wagecucks managing other wagecucks, a true recipe for success.

[Anonymous No.28694689]

>>28694360
doubtful because then they would have to HR and legal counsel to create a training plan that insulates the company from legal risk while doing the bare minimum to protect the 85 IQ debtslave minimum wagies from injuring themselves or others. doing so would involve 8+ hours of paid training for store management and the wagie. probably cheaper to pay a team of corporate procurement specialists to select, financially vet, and approve the services of a local mexican contracting company which will contract its serves at $500/month. they will show up once every week to mow a 10x100 strip of grass in the span of 30 seconds with a $15,000 riding mower. it ain't called corporate bureaucracy for nothin, goy.

[Anonymous No.28694807]

>>28694236
>all criticism is from euros
Heh, seems it's also you who cant stop thinking about someone. It's ok dude, we're all going down the drain together, main difference is the US has been rolling around in the toilet for a few decades already.

[Anonymous No.28694844]

>>28689787
You'd rather he used some sort of lawn mower?
That costs fossil fuel and kills the earth, asshole.

[Anonymous No.28694955]

>>28694360
That strip of grass is too narrow to use a lawnmower anyway. They just need to buy a weed whacker.

[Anonymous No.28695062]

>>28694807
kek

[Anonymous No.28695183]

>>28692412
>Actually proud of being reptilian demon alien.
Money will never buy you a soul.

[Anonymous No.28695228]

>>28689787
This is more of a franchisee thing not a corporate thing

[Anonymous No.28695290]

>>28689787
looks like its all gravel mixed with grass, good luck lawn mowing that

[Anonymous No.28695302]

>>28694807
i dont think about europeans. i hate america its just annoying to hear every day for years.

[Anonymous No.28695545]

>>28689787
That post is 100% written by a retarded woman
Look how comfy he looks kek
I'd rather do that than be stuck inside with niggers in a hot kitchen

[Anonymous No.28695709]

I'm just surprised how many positions in America are completely not needed at all and even a mcwagie could fill the slot doing nothing and earn 80k a year. I just lied about a degree and work from home. Myself and my co workers do I shit you not absolutely NOTHING. Once a week we larp on Skype but there is actually nothing to do. I'm not even sure what this company/department was intended for or how long we can fly under the radar.

[Anonymous No.28695826]

>>28695709

[Anonymous No.28696062]

>>28692631
Just avoid the shit. The indoors suck ass.

[Anonymous No.28696620]

>>28693940
The USA doesn't give Marines some sort of payment after they're discharged? Not even scholarships or discounts?

[Anonymous No.28696769]

>>28689787
>>28693645
>>28693787
>>28696620
I need some telegram group or twitter account that posts wagie hamulating content like these

[Anonymous No.28696834]

>>28695826
Saved. I sometimes get paranoid that my co workers are serious and believe we are doing something but I actually think it is just a never spoken known fact that we are all useless.

[Anonymous No.28697025]

>>28693940
funny how many conservatards rationalize getting fucked in the ass under the guise of "if I endure it and don't complain about it then I'm not a whining snowflake."

They'll defend the university system strapping young people with thousands of dollars of dept when they should be starting families and buying homes because you need to take 'responsibility for your actions' goy. Instead of rightfully acknowledging universities as some of the most left wing institutions in the entire country therefore trying to fuck them over in whatever way possible. We use to kill people for giving people unreasonable dept that they had no chance of paying off under usury laws.