It is literally this easy.

[Anonymous No.28678851]

[Anonymous No.28679220]

>>28678851
fucking based.

[Anonymous No.28679422]

test

[Anonymous No.28679475]

>>28678851
pretty good but a few changes need to be made
>starting a vehicle
>buying a family
>slave ownership

[Anonymous No.28679498]

>>28678851
>you just graduated high school, how will you start the rest of your life?
>Im a go 100k in debt for a college degree
I don't get why normies first choice when they become a free adult is to put themselves into debt slavery.

[Anonymous No.28679502]

>>28678851
shouldnt emergency fund and pay off all debt be first?

[Anonymous No.28679571]

>>28678851
Investing in disruptive innovation be like that. Always be ahead of your time.

[Anonymous No.28679647]

>>28679502
these people think buying a 30k new car is the way to start getting in ahead in life they have their priorities fucked up.

[Anonymous No.28679648]

very weird order of priorities, definitely american

[Anonymous No.28679915]

>>28679498
Because they were constantly told that a successful life means earning lots of money and that this can only be achieved by getting the highest possible education.
Boomers are to blame for this one because of their endless "muh education is the most important thing for mankind".

Yes education is important for individuals and society but it is not the be all end all.
What about honesty, compassion or god forbid happiness?
They believe this will just happen as a sideproduct of having a high paying job, when in reality they will die childless, sad and alone, and their wealth will be inherited by the state

[Anonymous No.28679990]

>>28679498
> be me
> student
> free universities
> government pays rent
> I can jerk off all day
Thanks Germany

[Anonymous No.28680176]

>>28679990
yeah but in return you get fucked in the ass by taxes after youre done with uni

[Anonymous No.28680409]

>>28679990
yeah but your country has basically turned into an islamic state

[Anonymous No.28680467]

>>28678851
How about don't go to university just to be indoctrinated with Marxism and become some office cuck.

Just wageslave a few years anywhere, Costco, walmart, whatever while living with your parents and invest in 3x leverage etfs. If you put in 30k, you have a million in less than 5 years. I wish I knew this shit growing up.

[Anonymous No.28680553]

>>28679915
i think education is the solution, but what we're doing right now is not educating but training workers. in the 3rd world kids are trained to take over the family farm, trade or whatever, and the west is practically doing the same shit on a different scale. humans haven't come far but the physical world around us has. there's bound to be a correction

[Anonymous No.28680967]

kek that's how i feel about api3 too

[Anonymous No.28681006]

>>28679475
kek

[Anonymous No.28681205]

>>28680176
cope
Germany has 0% crypto tax if you hodl 1 year

[Anonymous No.28681351]

>>28678851
Kek this is literally me. I'm 25 I can do all that shit now

[Anonymous No.28681363]

>>28678851
Does anyone have that original comic? I want to shop a better version of OP's picture kek

[Anonymous No.28681411]

>>28678851
the retards that make these cartoon apparently don't know that poor people have more kids

so much for that 'starting a family BS'

additionally, zero debt in my W-European country, where master's students earn 50% more on average than people without degrees

[Anonymous No.28681468]

>>28680409
Cope

[Anonymous No.28681478]

>>28679498
probably because it's humiliating to be a fag without degree, and be considered stupid for the rest of your life

you buy prestige, and then if you picked your degree wisely you get a higher wage

[Anonymous No.28681508]

>>28681363
A quick google search turned this up

[Anonymous No.28681586]

>>28681508
"luxury dining" is that kind of thing fat people are into

give me a simple house in nature where i eat healthy tasty food from local farms together with imported exotic food

restaurants, fat cars, big mansions, are all horrendous investments. make you lose loads for nothing meaningful in return

[Anonymous No.28681718]

>>28678851
They forgot step one:
> finding gf

[Anonymous No.28681735]

Since this is a make it thread, what do I do with my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.28681800]

>>28678851
>starting a family, owning a home, starting a business before you pay your shit debt
No wonder these people stay poor, if their business fails they are stuck with their shit student loan debt until they die

[Anonymous No.28681857]

>>28681735
get out of RBC and AVAX asap you absolute shitter

[Anonymous No.28681903]

>>28681857
And trade them in for what?

[Anonymous No.28681907]

>>28679422
bot, kek

[Anonymous No.28682090]

>>28681478
You don't climb the mountain of life by jumping in a hole first lol.

[Anonymous No.28682149]

>>28681508
>first step is always buying a personal vehicle

Such an unrealistic boomer fantasy. Imagine the environmental catastrophe if each man on Earth owned his own car.

[Anonymous No.28682343]

>>28678851
I kekd hard at this. OP is not a faggot

[Anonymous No.28682988]

>>28678851
I like how the escalator ends midway when the cocky fat american pepe gets justed by the impending crash

[Anonymous No.28684175]

>>28681508
I might be retarded. Kek I reversed image searched and couldn't find it. Guess I missed it. Thanks

[Anonymous No.28684427]

>>28679502
>>28679647
>tfw the size of the steps vary according to the order they are placed in
>tfw the creators of the image chose the worst possible order to deceive you that this would be the only way

[Anonymous No.28684972]

>>28680409
While in the usa if you're white you're seen as hitler lel

[Anonymous No.28685253]

>>28681735
Liquidate the AUD into LINK. No point having any money sitting around not earning you passive income

[Anonymous No.28685415]

>>28680553
You think we're not educating our youth properly because of sheer incompetence?
Are you too dumbed down to see that we're purposefully being dumbed down? Have you seen a televisions screen in the past 10 years? Educating humanity is not on the agenda.