/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28670230]

I'm not ready to be rich bros, wtf do I do with all of this money...

[Anonymous No.28670382]

>>28670230
same, wtf do i even do lmao

[Anonymous No.28670435]

so much money it'll make you laugh, hey

[Anonymous No.28670447]

2 chicks at the same time

[Anonymous No.28670526]

>>28670230
coke and hookers?

[Anonymous No.28670553]

>>28670526
Drugs have always given me anxiety and I hate women desu

[Anonymous No.28670621]

>>28670230
Force yourself to work, but because you're rich you can afford to do something hard and rewarding that doesn't pay well. If I was rich I would probably spend all my time learning how to farm and hunt and shit.

[Anonymous No.28670642]

>>28670230
You use it to build a diversified portfolio that generates income. You take the smallest proportion of that income and you use it to finance your life. You reinvest the rest. You protect your principal. This is essence of making it.

[Anonymous No.28670653]

Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get 6 or 7 roommates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.

[Anonymous No.28670719]

>>28670230
Nothing, just acquire more. It's just a game, and after a certain point doesn't make you any happier.

[Anonymous No.28670722]

>>28670653
This is what poor people do

[Anonymous No.28670776]

>>28670719
based

[Anonymous No.28670882]

>>28670719
What am I supposed to do in between making number go up though? Feel like I should have some crazy passion like other rich autistic obsessive types or something but I don't.

[Anonymous No.28670910]

>>28670230
>I'm not ready to be rich bros, wtf do I do with all of this money...
Willing to accept donations, bruh, I'm on the verge of losing my house because of medical bills. But you know, I don't expect any help.

[Anonymous No.28670926]

>>28670230

give it to me

[Anonymous No.28670972]

diversify, acquire more assets, shitpost on biz, and do whatever you want.

[Anonymous No.28670984]

>>28670230
Get yourself into a hobby. Grow mushrooms and hang out with mushroom bros on /an/ Mushroom general

[Anonymous No.28671010]

>>28670230
Just hodl

[Anonymous No.28671076]

>>28670882
that's the hardest part about making it. you literally have to not touch your assets. get hobbies. i have a dog, aquarium, and a lot of plants.

[Anonymous No.28671143]

>>28670882
Learn a trade like carpentry nothing is as satisfying as creation.

[Anonymous No.28671224]

I hope this will be me soon.

I want to be able to consoom without giving a fuck about prices. I don't even care if consooming doesn't make me happier I just literally day dream about consooming random gadgets around $2,000-$3,000.

I currently have $30,000

[Anonymous No.28671734]

>>28671224
That would make you happy? That?? I would crush you under my boot, light you on fire with a match, I would look at you with no emotion and squeeze you in my palm. Feel your juices flow down my forearm and trickle through my knuckle onto the floor. You are nothing more than an insect. You are bug to be destroyed, your life forgotten in the blink of an eye. I hope every bit of wealth you've ever acquired is lost and given to someone, anyone with a soul.

[Anonymous No.28671902]

>>28671224
You have no soul consoomer

[Anonymous No.28671907]

do creative rewarding shit while on drugs to enhance it without having to worry about working, because looking at numbers and markets all day is boring

[Anonymous No.28671961]

>>28671224

Go back faggot you don’t belong here

[Anonymous No.28672086]

Give it all to me you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.28672140]

>>28670553
VR porn + MDMA + antidepressant. You will make it, anon

[Anonymous No.28672193]

you are not rich until u sell

[Anonymous No.28672208]

>>28671734
>>28671902
>>28671961
what the fuck is the point of accumulating if you don't consoom of things you like?

#1 on my list is a home deposit and a nest egg. Number 2 is literally to consoom and have fun.

Actually, it's:
>Buy house
>Buy a Tesla
>Consoom

[Anonymous No.28672215]

>>28671224
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.28672266]

>>28672208
So you can live your life without working and chase your passion
Is your passion in life just buying fucking gadgets?

[Anonymous No.28672286]

>>28672140
>VR porn + MDMA
how do you even wank on M? i get bad vasoconstriction

[Anonymous No.28672297]

>>28670382
Figure out how to evade taxes

[Anonymous No.28672554]

>>28670230
help me build my stacks brother 3Ez3cp61ZPuCEULrjpCXnjf8wkpSCCarwy

[Anonymous No.28672819]

Could help a broke fucker out, but I dunno man fuck bitches, enjoy your life.

Shit us poorfolk wish we could do.

[Anonymous No.28672877]

>>28670722
What kinda hippy shit would want to eat hummus and live with a bunch of gross people ugh.

[Anonymous No.28673046]

all i want is a 1969 mustang and an appropriate sized house with a big garage. please crypto make my dreams cum trooooooo

[Anonymous No.28673050]

>>28670653
Get yourself together.

[Anonymous No.28673074]

>>28670653
>just become a complete NPC, bro!
lmao what the fuck kind of advice is this.

[Anonymous No.28673077]

>>28670230
AAVE it.

[Anonymous No.28673125]

>>28673074
it's a joke from a comedian dummy

[Anonymous No.28673189]

>>28670230
stop using the toilet, when you gotta piss just piss. when you gotta shit, shit. free yourself from the poor man's shitter and just buy new pants every day, dumbass

[Anonymous No.28673283]

>>28673125
Comedians aren't funny dummy

[Anonymous No.28674306]

>>28670230
take a trip to the Amazon and find your spirit guides. ascend to the heavens and become one with the creator before your blip of life is gone. Oh. Almost forgot, Congrats on making it. Find the light within yourself and everything around you