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28554257 No.28554257 [Reply] [Original]

>ITT
We pretend everything is crashing.

>> No.28554335
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I'M FINANCIALLY RUIEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.28554382

>>28554257
>pretend
wait a few days and you wont have to

>> No.28554453
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28554463
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I BOUGHT BTC AT 100K AND NOW ITS DUMPING. BIZ YOU LIED TO ME AND SAID ITS DIGITAL GOLD. GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK

>> No.28554555
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https://rumble.com/vbh0o3-episode-7-at-and-t.html

>> No.28554626

priced in, buy the dip

>> No.28554637

I thought my portfolio was going to keep doubling every 2 weeks....

>> No.28554648
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Ahhhhhh

>> No.28554763
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IM GONNA ROPE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28554784

>>28554257
I LOST MY HOUSE..AGAIN

>> No.28554867

buggers

>> No.28554908

>>28554463
This will be a real post in the not too distant future

>> No.28554920
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>> No.28554942
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WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME /BIZ/

>> No.28554999

>>28554257
I'M ECONOMICALLY OBLITERATED

>> No.28555148

Messing with the wojak/AAAAAAAAAAAAA index platforms it seems

>> No.28555162

>>28554382
This

>> No.28555168
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28555168

enjoying the slaughter? we can still go lower

>> No.28555208
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>he thinks I'm pretending

>> No.28555322

Is there going to be a weekend dump again?

>> No.28555375

anyone got that distorted fat looking pink wojak? need it

>> No.28555598
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AHHHHHHHHH I AM FINANCIALLY DECIMATED AND WILL HAVE TO SUCK ON COCKS AT KFC BACKDOORS AGAIN AAAHHHHHHHH WHYYY GOD WHYYYYY

>> No.28555682
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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28555834
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I...I...

I have...inherited the earth...

>> No.28555916
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>> No.28555956

>>28554257
T.T

>> No.28555980
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>>28554257
>pretend

>> No.28555985
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/biz/ I’m actually financially and emotionally ruined. My dad gave me $50,000 from his life savings to invest in crypto after he saw me making gains. Now it’s reduced to just $5,000. I kept buying pump and dumps at their tops, panic selling a the bottom, and then repeating the process. Someone please give me another 100x pump.

Fuck he’s gonna fucking kill me.

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>>28554257
THEY SAID BITCOIN COULD LAST FOREVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28556120
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>>28554257
1 Million United States Dollars....
REJECTED

>> No.28556126
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> shorted btc

>> No.28556670
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I still have these saved from 2018

>> No.28556702
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>>28554257
NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO WAGE ANYMORE FUUUHUUUCK

>> No.28556800

>>28554463
100k is the new bottom hodl

>> No.28556886
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When it actually does crash it will be an epic pink field...feels so good to actually see the fabled golden bull run we've talked about for 3 fuckin years!

>> No.28556925
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Though I did buy LIT in December so they're still appropriate for me today.

>> No.28556965

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BITCOIN IS AT 0.001 SELLSDELSKELSELLL AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28556974
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I should have listened to /biz/

>> No.28557052
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The sea of pink will probably return this year.

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>>28554257
FUUUUCCCKKK I NEVER CASHED OUT NOW I CAN'T PAY MY CAR OFFDASDFHABSDJKVHBADFHJVBASDFJHVBAFDJHGVJHAGDFVADFV

>> No.28557184

>>28554382
>a few days

it's about to happen right now

>> No.28557224
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I'M WAKING UP. SHORTING BITCOIN TO NEGATIVE ONE MILLION USD.

>> No.28557248
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The sad part is I still won't have made it.

>> No.28557334
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>>28556670
haunting

>> No.28557347

>>28554257
As a Stoic, I am unattached to my monetary gains. Time to continue on with my life as though nothing happened. Good day, sirs.

>> No.28557484
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But posting the pink men will make me feel a bit better when it's time to go down again

>> No.28557528

>>28557347
If you're so unattached go find the nearest hobo and give him all your gains. All of it.

You won't.

>> No.28557587
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Of course I won't sell in time, I'm far too greedy

>> No.28557715

FUCKING SHORT LADDER ATTACKS THEYRE TRYING TO GET US TO SELL JUST HOLD KEEP HOLDING FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.28557734
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And the scary part is that losing 80% doesn't really concern me any more

>> No.28557738
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FUCK YOU BIZ YOU STUPID FUCKING SALT LICKING DICK SUCKING CUM EATING NIGGERS I HAVE TO APPLY BACK TO MY WAGE SLAVE 9-5 FUCK ING AHKNKNKHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28557798

>>28557528
Yes, I will put my money towards good causes when I cash out.

>> No.28557896
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We'll finish off with something a bit abstract. You'll want to go out in style.

>> No.28557932

You activated part of my automated wojak index with this thread, be more careful next time I almost lost money on an automatic trade

>> No.28558005
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHthisisfineAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28558031

>>28554257
At this point wont institutional investors and big players like Tesla and others just buy the dip though? Bitcoin has recovered even from 3k bros.
>Inbe4 I will hodl until the bottom

>> No.28558198

>>28555985
>I kept buying pump and dumps at their tops, panic selling a the bottom
If you already know the problem, why do you keep doing it?
You managed to lose 90% of your stack in a bull market. You could have simply bought a random coin, let it rest, and seen great returns.

>> No.28558219

Burtcorn is stuck in eternal crab mode you idiots

>> No.28558289
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>>28554257
THE PERFECT CAR FOR BOBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK UFCK GIVE IT BACK I WAS MAKING IT YOU DEGENERATE PIECE OF SHIT OMG PLEASE GOD NO LINK WAS THE ONE WHY IS IT BELLOW $%15AHJGAOWREIHGAWOEI

>> No.28558396

I have just longed BTC, guys, went all in to the MOON baby!
Guys? Guys..? G.. guys?


...guys?

>> No.28558408

>>28554257
0.07! Zeus was right.

aAAAAAAAAA

>> No.28558446
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NONONONONONONONONONONONO MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.28558623

>>28555985

4k in DEC for a stable 5-10x.
1k in CROW for a degen 10x possibility.

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>>28554257
AHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

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>>28554257
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.28559873
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WHY IS EVERYONE SELLING?? THIS WASNT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28562023
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You told me GRT was worth $1000 dollars and it crashed to 1 cent, you fucking nerds!

>> No.28562454
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FUCK YOU ELON FOR CRASHING THE MARKET

>> No.28562914
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>>28554257
What the fuck, guys.
At lease I still have my three 1oz gold coins my grandpa gave me when I graduated. I've got to be able to use them to pay my rent next month, right?

>> No.28562989
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ALL ABOARD ITS DOWN TO $10K WE'RE RUINED

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>>28554942
This one got me

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>>28554257
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MAKE IT STOP MOMMY

>> No.28563314

FUCK i am FINANCIALLY RUINED everything is ZERO . . . except d-doge?

Mom? MOM! How do you load a gun?

>> No.28564034

>>28554453
Feels like the real deal

God pink wojak posting will be fun after this bullrun ends

>> No.28565127
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>>28554257
FUUUUUUUUUCK I JUST PUT ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS AND EVEN BORRROWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A LOANNNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28566054

>>28554463
Screenshotting this for future keks.