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How do I get a Japanese girlfriend?

>> No.28550203

>>28549963
Move to japan, find some hobbies and travel, learn the language/ study the culture

>> No.28550261

>>28549963
I am 184 cm tall, blond, blue eyed with 20 cm dick and low 6 digit portfolio. Can I get nip gf if I go to Nippon /biz/?

>> No.28550280

>>28549963
>be white
>go to japan

>> No.28550322

>>28550261
you cant even get on an airplane without a guardian you fucking manlet

>> No.28550369

>>28549963
more importantly, how do I get a 6 foot 100% pure Tutsi gf?

>> No.28550377

Don't. They're notoriously unfaithful.

>> No.28550438

>>28549963
Learning Japanese and going clean shaven will greatly increase your chances. They hate facial hair, and knowing their language will obviously help.
Good luck yellow fever faggot and congrats on making it.

>> No.28550451

>>28549963
https://youtu.be/JJsSoaomZSw

>> No.28550476

????? that's corean

>> No.28550485

>>28550322
Lol

>> No.28550541

>>28549963
Go to a really nice college campus and join some clubs there, better chances in the northern California region, or go to Japan

>> No.28550579

>>28549963
>tfw Japanese girl at work used to hit on me super hard
>flirts with me daily
>tfw covid happened
JUST

>> No.28550632
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28550632

>>28550451
>YES MY PRINCESS
made me kek

>> No.28550641

>>28549963
Just get a vietnamese one. They're actually top tier if you get the ones that grew up in NA.

>> No.28550704

>>28549963
Visit Japan. Dress well. DON'T be fat. Don't seek an LTR with Japanese women, they aren't as loyal as you would think. Just keep a good circle of rotating women. If you're over 35 then seek the older ones who have never been married and one or none kids.

>> No.28550725
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>>28549963
>go to tokyo
>dont have your BMI be over 25
>go to a Hub (bong style bar) where all the gaijin hunters are
>chat up a gaijin hunter and buy a drink
>go to karaoke together and have her blow you while you're ironically singing "the chase is better than the catch" by motörhead and drinking
>go to love hotel and fuck her brains out
>notice that japanese women have have a tight as fuck schedule and making a date is like making a doctors appointment - at the earliest in two weeks
>repeat five to ten times over next three to four months
>notice most japanese women are insane
>hear horror stories from your gaijin friends about insane japanese women
>start to notice that people who are into foreigners are mostly crazy/oddballs
>realize that no matter how much money you have, how fluent in the language you are, how good you look you look, you won't have a japanese gf
>out of nowhere meet someone nice and begin dating

I went for the low hanging fruit a lot and that was a mistake. Still, it was pretty sweet for a while. I can't say about other cities, but women in Tokyo are pretty used to foreigners nowadays.

>> No.28550734

>>28549963
Learn Japanese

>> No.28550791

>>28549963
that's korea

>> No.28550830

>>28549963
>wants nippon gf
>posts korean
ngmi, first learn the language at least so they don't see you as a total nigger

>> No.28550836

>>28549963
Huge sell signal when OP can't tell Korean from Japanese.

>> No.28550855

>>28550377
new question: how do I find a Japanese housewife easily willing to cheat on her husband

>> No.28550857

>>28549963
be an average looking white guy, it worked for me

>> No.28550899
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>>28550438
>They hate facial hair
never bothered me. some japanese women specifically go for that type because you're different and exotic compared to nip men
>t 6'2 heavy frame heavy metal man with a rough beard

>> No.28550912

>>28550476
>>28550791
>>28550830
ygmi

>> No.28551037

>>28550725
>at the earliest in two weeks

What kind of bullshit is that? So do you just rotate like 10 japs then?

>> No.28551144
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28551144

Ok sorry guys how do I get a 日本人 (Japanese) girlfriend?

>> No.28551371

>>28550855
Download the 'HelloTalk' app.
Pay for the lifetime membership.
Be decently attractive and normal.
Make sure your posts show you doing cool things that are unique to your country.
If you're not American or British your success will be small.

>> No.28551409

First you get a student visa. Only way to stay there more than 3 months legally. Also you will need some basic conversation
Then you start flexing on tinder. Match with girls using only pets or inanimate objetcs as profile pics. They are usually young wives tired of their shitty life with an average salary man.
They moment they see your money you will get them.

>> No.28551444

>>28549963
i miss korea. hopefully i can go back when covid ends.

>> No.28551770

単に女子に声をかけろよ

>> No.28551862

>>28551444
Only thing I know about Korea is that you can get prostitutes easily. Have you had any experience? Any tips or advice?

>> No.28551871

>>28551144

ダメ人間外人出てけ

>> No.28551881
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28551881

>>28551037
>What kind of bullshit is that?
Work-life balance is awful. It consumes everything and all. That's their priority.
>So do you just rotate like 10 japs then?
Yeah, sure. That's what they do to you anyways. Unless you're legitimately dating, he's probably fucking three other dudes behind your back.
>walking from shinjuku station with a mate from home to show him a cool metal bar in kabukicho
>see a girl I've fucked a couple of times
>holding hands with this lanky ass skeleton dude
>make eye contact with her
>she immediately looks away
>kind of disappointed
>message her on LINE
>"oh sorry im with my friend from work cannot talk we have nomikai"
>why_lie.png
>fuck it
>go get shitfaced at previously mentioned bar
>meet some cool locals
>have a really good time at karaoke
>Bitches Aint Shit was sung a couple of times

Shame. She had *really* nice tits. Anri Okita tier.

If you want a proper relationship, you just gotta keep putting yourself out there until you find the one that you can tolerate, spend time together and just find that one who isn't just out there trying to fuck every foreign man who is interested in her.

>> No.28551901

>>28550322

HOLY BASED

>> No.28551987

>>28549963
Waitto piggu go home

>> No.28552029

>>28551871
>ダメ人間外人出てけ
日本のチンポは小さい草草

>> No.28552076

>>28549963
I'm 173 cm, will i ever make it :'c?

>> No.28552452
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>>28550725

This is 100% true, although I wouldn't say that all Japanese girls who would date white guys are "insane." While it's true that many are cheaters (a separate problem,) a lot of it comes down to, as you said, scheduling conflicts due to their workplace culture. They actually do WANT to date you, though; they just want you to chase them a bit, and jump through all the hoops, because that's also how they test if you're a hard-working, committed guy with real feelings. It's just a cultural thing. They'll say things like, "I want to go to X!" as a hint, hoping that you will show your hand before they show theirs. Then when you invite them, they'll make you run a fucking mile to work through their schedule. It's actually a bit incredible that their birth rate is so HIGH, because most people are just not that savvy and aren't going to understand the point of all the relationship bureaucracy.

That all being said, I still love Japanese girls to death... but I am now dating a nice, unironic white nationalist GF that I somehow managed to meet through a political event. WAGMI anon. It literally can happen.

>> No.28552614

>>28552076
You'll be fine, if you can't get past the height shit test then you won't make it in life in general.
That goes for any other shit test life throws at you.

>> No.28552863

>>28552076
yes, but only if you start hrt right now

>> No.28553026
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>>28552452
>although I wouldn't say that all Japanese girls who would date white guys are "insane."
nah just the majority
> because that's also how they test if you're a hard-working, committed guy with real feelings.
I've met women who tried this and I didn't bother message me that they are on their way to the train station I live nearby to fuck
and then women who I would have dragged my balls through three miles of broken glass just to be in the presence of who didn't give me the time of day, just tolerated my presence due to similar interests and just wanted to be friends

both feel like shit in the long run honestly.
then again, you might just get lucky and meet one of the good ones.

>> No.28553072

>>28550451
God I wish that was me

>> No.28553089

gooks are fuckin ugly the one you posted is one in a billion and prob had surgery

>> No.28553144

>>28551871
セックスしろ

>> No.28553145

>>28550322
extreme kek

>> No.28553207

>>28553144
>セックスしろ
triggered

>> No.28553503

Anons who know better:
When traveling to Japan, do you still have to fill the disembarkation card on the plane?

>> No.28553606

>>28553026

Yeah, they're kind of like cats. They like what they like, a lot of which comes down to first impressions that they create off your appearance alone... and they're very hard to sway from that position by mere force of charisma (unlike Western girls, who DEMAND a high level of charisma and are extremely attracted to it.) Rather than a roguish, charming guy, Japanese girls truly want a "good man"... but decide who that is based off fairly arbitrary criteria, and demand that he pass their test. But I'm no expert, just speaking from my personal experience in Japan and cultural knowledge.

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28553629

>>28549963
>be 6'0, blue eyed, blonde hair, white skin man who is /fit/ and smart with 52k as an 18 year old
it feels good knowing that if I'm ever down that bad I can just go to japan and get unlimited pussy

>> No.28553652

>>28550641
This, but get one from vietnam, the one who grew up in NA are obsessed with niggers so you are gonna get cucked.

>> No.28553674
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28553674

>>28553026

Also PS: I'm stealing your rare gachi.

>> No.28553718

>>28553144
拡張しろ

>> No.28553949
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28553949

>mfw I can read some of the moonrunes being flung around here
I guess the reps are working after all.

>> No.28554036

I'm biased based on experience but I think vietnamese and filipinas are better.

Either from hanoi or the providence.

>> No.28554135

>>28553144
孕ませるための種付けプレスだったらあげるぞ。

>> No.28554232

>>28550322
Based and checked

>> No.28554545
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28554545

I went to Japan 2 years ago, it’s so easy to get laid even if you aren’t white. I’m a 6’4” long hair latino and slayed 17 girls in 13 days. Had a couple of threesomes. Helps that I look like this mfer irl. I also know how to dance. Just go to Japan chadbro, walk up to them and say hello. Works every time.

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28555198

>>28553144
チェックしてkek'd

>> No.28555224

>>28550322
Checked kekked and rekt

>> No.28555693
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28555693

>>28554545
>look like monke
>fuck bottom of the society women
>brag about it
anon

>> No.28556016

>>28550322
Jesus dude, you didnt have to fucking kill him

>> No.28556042

>>28555693
Pretty based monke though

>> No.28556084

>>28549963
They dont look like that tho

>> No.28556087
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28556087

>>28550451
Giga-based Chad cafe

>> No.28556288

she's korean you faggot

>> No.28556373

>>28551862
lol not true faggot, and I was stationed in korea.

>> No.28556453

Guys is it weird to be into japanese women as a happa with a japanese mom.

>> No.28556561

>>28556453
nope

>> No.28556661

>>28550899
>metal man with a rough beard
Eh, I’ve found that the bearded band shirt wearing look is a niche market in Japan. If you’re fat with this look, you have no chance unless you want yellow piggu

>> No.28556740

>>28556561
Okay thank you because for some reason I associate japanese woman = mom so I feel weird watching jav but it's also hot l.

>> No.28556779

>>28551444
>>28556373

Hey lads I'm Army and just arrived in Korea myself. What should I be doing? Any particular apps?
I'm decently attractive but really have 0 self esteem so its not like I can just go to a bar and chat a girl up.
Any advice appreciated

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28556947

>>28556740
She would probably be happy if you date a Japanese girl if she isn't self hating.

>> No.28557058

>>28556740
Absolute of mongrel hapas

>> No.28557100

>>28549963
just be white

>> No.28557222

For the love of god who is she

>> No.28557299

>>28557058
Lel I actually think hapas have the most privilege esp in asian heavy communities. Exotic enough to stand out but not too "diverse." Honestly my dream girl would be another hapa or asian qt, and I lucked out cause they fuck wit hapas for the most part.

>> No.28557668

>>28550438
>>28550899
>>28556661
Hot damn anons, they're the best. Don't change the look.

>> No.28558078

>>28550725
>start to notice that people who are into foreigners are mostly crazy/oddballs
i think this is true of every culture

>> No.28558273

>>28549963
>kek picture is Korean though

>> No.28558365

>>28549963
Poor fag here already got Asian waifu being rich won't help

>> No.28558383

>>28549963
You don't deserve a japanese girlfriend if you can't tell the difference between japanese and korean.

>> No.28558421

>>28551862
no, i've never been with a prostitute.

also i'm old and married now. when i say i miss korea these days it's unironically for the food (although my wife's cooking is good) and bustle. there was a time i was going several times a year, was a lot of fun.

>> No.28558573

>>28554545
i put it behind me. some were bang average, some were hot with make up and a small percentage with hot without (mostly ukranian) if ur ever interesting in fooking cute girls, i recommend these places:

white = spain/ukraine
yellow = vietnam/japan
brown = brazil/colombia
black = ethiopia/jamaica

>> No.28558607

>>28558421
Fuck off old nigger

>> No.28558674
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28558674

>>28550322
Dubs of Truth

>> No.28558688

>>28550579
>not getting her number
Ngmi

>> No.28558927

>>28552076
>hahahahah
Ngmi How dows it feel to he a manlet chad 174 CM here you'll never get laid like me

>> No.28558930
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28558930

>>28550322
rekt

>> No.28558990

>>28553144
Kekdして

>> No.28559016

>>28558607
whoa now that's a based reply, good job, your penis just grew 2 inches

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>>28558927
nice greentext newfag

>> No.28559140

>>28553089
Okay Anon but theres like 3 billion asians so whats the chance you find a hot one that wants to date you i'd say its pretty high dance.

But yeah pretty kek id you have kids and they're uglier then you expected.

>> No.28559183

>>28550322
Fucking kek

>> No.28559193

>>28549963
be white. that is pretty much it. any other requirements people say is FUD.
t. out of shape white guy with japanese wife

>> No.28559378

>>28550369
>Tutsi
Enjoy AIDS
>>28549963
I want a 2 meter Icelandic gf that would be willing to cuck me ;_;

>> No.28559629
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28559629

>>28549963
I'm in the same boat op. That's the only thing left before I consider my life a success.

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28559784

>>28549963
most of them are seriously so ugly, but the occasional hot ones. good god the things i would do to secure a 10/10 big tiddy japanese waifu

>> No.28559896

Will I make it in japan?

I’m 7’8, 18 years old with an Olympic gold medal in weightlifting and I’ve been advising Elon Musk on rocket engineering. I’ve got 32 trillion USD in the bank. I’m white blonde haired blue eyes with an IQ of 300,000.

>> No.28559898

Buy her on deep web

>> No.28560128

>>28559896
Only if you have small dick.
Japan small dicks only, that's the rule senpai.

>> No.28560171

Best advice is go to Asia and teach English. You will meet real women that way not bar whores.

>> No.28560231

>>28559784
I think that's with most races. I think white women are the most attractive but I'm a burger and our women have really let themselves go.

>> No.28560237
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28560237

>tfw already married to a chinese girl
>we took a trip to japan last year and there were the most 10/10 qts I've ever seen.

It's painful I'll never get to fuck any of them but at least it was full of eye candy.

>> No.28560322

>>28559629
Getting a Jap gf is fucking easy if you are an average looking white guy,
How can this be the only thing left? Just do it now anon

>> No.28560378

>move to japan
>wear cowboy clothes
>act like a cool westerner
idk should be easy enough

>> No.28560477

>>28550438
I never had an issue with having a beard and dating while in Japan, but decent Japanese skills and not being an autist go a long way.

Girls in Taiwan (and Chinese in general), however, seem to be universally disgusted by long beards.

>> No.28560578

>>28558573
i think is specifically looking for the yellow people

>> No.28560582

>>28551409
>pets or inanimate objects as profile pics
I still remember the endless photos of food. Jesus Christ.

>> No.28560675

>>28560231
I guess we see white women all time time without makeup, and all the fatties and uggos. Whereas our exposure to average nippon women is quite narrow, as in we usually see only the average and above average. And we rarely if ever see them in their natural state at 10am sunday morning after theyve just woken up.

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28560693

>>28550322
Rucked n cucked

>> No.28560703

>>28559629
This bitch looks sweaty, sloppy and gross . I bet she fucking stinks.

>> No.28560722

It’s good to meet girl in park.
It’s better to park meat in girl.

>> No.28560793

>>28551144
できない。
お前はブス外人だから、フワィトロスティだけとデートできる

俺の妻は日本人だ。

>> No.28560808

much easier to get a Filipino GF a lot of them look like hot Japanese girl and they want comfy American life and half white baby

>> No.28560988

>>28560808
The Philippines also has divorce laws crazier than America so enjoy running the gambit of having half your shit taken immediately.

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>>28550322

>> No.28561247

>>28551371
I am a German BVLL with some med genetics. Will I get some pucci on HelloTalk?

>> No.28561260

>>28549963
Be extremely careful about makeup there. If the girl won't shower with you dump her immediately unironically. The makeup that they employ is fucking black magic. It's very hard to notice if they do it well and can turn a 4 to an 8 easily. It's not like makeup in the states that is obvious and caked on.

>> No.28561355

>>28549963
That would be a Korean

>> No.28561447

>>28560378
Kek

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28561537

>>28561260
Pic related, don't get fooled by their jewish tricks.

>> No.28561612

>>28550476
unironic ygmi

>> No.28561636

>>28549963
sry mate... this one smells more kimchi than raw fish...

>> No.28561637

>>28561260
> first date
> get in the shower bitch

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>>28560703

>> No.28561675

>>28556779
My advice is to go to a bar and chat a girl up
Go work out some more if you're not confident
If you're still not confident go get some acne cream or some shit, you should be more attractive than like 90% of people because you work out daily

>> No.28561738

>>28561537
Yeah, when they do shit around their eyes, you almost always know, something is wrong.

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28561768

while you faggots are here, what's the over under on getting a 4'7 85 lbs jp gf

>> No.28561815

dont be mexican

>> No.28561843

>>28561247
You'll be fine. I see many Japanese QTs wanting to learn German on HelloTalk.
Post photos of you doing social activies that are uniquely German.
The paid membership allows you to see who views your profile.
My rule is you have a 50% chance with a girl if they view your profile, 100% chance if they message you first.

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28561919

i like asian girls from afar:

i don't think i have anything in common with them philosophy-wise and personality-wise

>autistic
>antinatalist(mostly because i want to save my money and not waste it on kids. this is not the only reason)
>neet
>cheapskate

asian girls hate these

>> No.28561933

>>28550322
obliterated and also checked

>> No.28561935

>>28561637
I mean after u fuck ofc

>>28561738
Whenever Im walking and see the new trendy shit with all the pink shadow around their eyes I know it's an instant avoid long-term and that bitch gonna drop 3 points or more in the morning.

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>>28550322

>> No.28561957

>>28550322
Keyed af

>> No.28561998

>>28561537
that's all women

>> No.28562082
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28562082

That's a Korean, retarded.

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28562142

>>28550322
OP eternally rekt

No gf now

/thread

>> No.28562154

>>28562082

who is?

>> No.28562241

>>28561998
Yeah but it's particularly bad here. If youve been around the block you'd start to understand, they put way more effort into their looks than an average whiteoid which is good but are way better at decieving you into thinking their face looks the same before or after a shower.

>> No.28562308

>>28561658
No, just because I don't like disgusting chink bitches does not mean I'm a fucking incel.

>> No.28562323

>>28561768
No clue anon but good taste in using maho as pic

>> No.28562512

>>28561843
Thanks for the info. I will use this app this year. Plannig a lot of bycile tours around the country this year and will have a lot of material to work with. I may also try to get in contact with an Italian girl or French girl, heck I even have met some very comfy girls from the UK but they seem very rare. German girls are often very cold, boring, naive and NPC like. Zero warmth or individual interest. Most overrated Euro girls you can get, only Swedish girls are wore desu.

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>>28562323
i need a maho badly

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>>28550322
checked and based

>> No.28562710

>>28550322
keyed

>> No.28562755

>>28561919
the fuck are you talking about nigger. My uni is 50% chink and all, I mean ALL Asian girls (not talking about westernized Asians) are introverted wannabe neets that spend all their free time watching anime and playing video games. I have 10 or so female asian friends with whom I play video games regularly and the only white girl I know at uni doesn't even know what mario kart is.

>> No.28562783

>>28561260
at least they are less plastic than chinks or koreans

>> No.28562856

>>28549963
Just play anime dating sims. Trust me dude 2d girls are way better than boring 3d women.

>> No.28562967

>>28562783
I heard that nearly every Korean gets plastic surgery when they turn 18. It is not even a meme. But when you look at some of them, you imidiatley see it. They gonna look so disgusting when they turn 35. Bogdanof mode.

>> No.28562981

>>28549963
Go to Japan and kidnap one.

>> No.28563245

>>28556947
How is that girl on the left even possible?

>> No.28563255

>>28562967
Double eyelid surgery is one of the most common HS graduation gifts. J girls cheat using makeup but at least they don't cheat by shaving bone off their face.

>> No.28563264

>>28561768
You can find one pretty easy
Might have to go to rural areas though, the ones in big cities are a little taller

>> No.28563267

>>28562981
calm down north korea

>> No.28563335

>>28550377
Is this actually true? I thought young people in Japan just weren't having relationships at all. Isnt that a major problem for them?

>> No.28563343

>>28562981
>>28563267
Easier than you think, you can fold them up roofie'd and put them in the overhead bin
By the time they're lucid enough to scream you'll be 3000 miles away

>> No.28563391

>>28549963
go to japan i guess idiot. walk around with fistfuls of your cash in wads and just keep saying Ko neechy wa until one starts doing your dishes i dont know

>> No.28563507

I'm a virgin guy and I'm feeling really bad reading how you just do those things. I can speak Japanese decently but I have no money or looks. I will just keep on experiencing Japan without actually going there because I'd be disappointed.

>> No.28563543

>>28563255
is this true? are japanese girls less likely to get surgery?

>> No.28563631

>>28561637
based

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>>28550322
>6 feet
>manlet

Americans are ruining 4chan with their weird height obsession.

>> No.28563683

>>28563507
Make some money then moron
>>28563543
Much less likely, there's 0 stigma about it in Korea

>> No.28563719

>>28561637
>>28563631
I've literally done this before, you guys are betas
I once got a girl to shave my head on the first date

>> No.28563777

>>28563543
MUCH less likely. Some Japanese girls won't even get her ears pierced. It's disrespecting the body their parents gave them.

>> No.28563779

>>28563264
rural as in like Yamagata-ken or just anywhere outside large metropolises

>> No.28563789

>>28563543
No, koreans, not Japanese.

Japanese gf aren't worth it, I fucked a few, lived in jp for 3 yrs, easy af to get enrolled in uni there.

Culture is cool, passed N2, didn't want to work there, always had a remote job - but it's eh.

Once you have a good network, it's fantastic, don't fuck the south east asians in jp, they're fun for a date or two, but don't be me and dump a jp for a filipina.

She was fun though but eh.

>> No.28563850

>>28550725
Don't go to Hub retard

>> No.28563960

>>28563507
Just go outside and get fit. Wear clothes that fit you and just do not care about other peoples opinions. Most normalfags are the biggest pussies btw. and just elevate themselves by talking down others while modeling their whole persona after people they saw on TV or youtube. It is all fake, naked personas basically. They have nothing on you if you don't fake and do shit that can not be bought or faked.

>> No.28564047

>>28563779
either/both
Wherever you want to go, go. Note you'll find a lot of unpolished/rough girls that don't use or wear makeup so initially you'll think they're a lot uglier. They just pay less attention to their appearance and are less shallow which is a positive to many people.
I think some of the best are the high school athlete females like volleyball players. If you're tall convince them your babies will be olympians (pretend you're joking) and you're in.

>> No.28564055

>>28563543
Yes, body modifications in general are looked down upon there (tats, lots of piercings, surgery etc)
>>28563850
Go there if you want a 0 standards lay and clap

>> No.28564099

>>28563789
>dump a jp for a filipina
wtf

>> No.28564112

>>28549963
Swimmer body. Pretty much be lean as FUCK. Also be clean shaven. Doesn't matter the height if you can check off both requirements.

>> No.28564132

>>28563789
you might be a little biased but are japs better than chinese? I'm pretty curious since I've only dated white girls

>> No.28564187

>>28549963
You won't, you've nothing to offer. Look in a mirror

>> No.28564199

>>28552076
You’re the average height of a Japanese man, you’ll be fine

>> No.28564307

>>28550725
This. Basically treat Japanese women like living fleshlights.

>> No.28564477

Asian women look cute and jubilant but in all reality they're cold and soulless. I've been with quite a few from a number of different countries and my Asian fetish has been completely cured.

Get one born in North America or Europe, the other ones are trash.

>> No.28564490

>>28564307
He's actually saying to do the opposite

>> No.28564552

>>28550261
Get a white gf

>> No.28564574

>>28561998
Not all, try find a good one

>> No.28564619

>>28564307
>This. Basically treat women like living fleshlights.
ftfy

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>>28564477
Women look cute and jubilant but in all reality they're cold and soulless. I've been with quite a few from a number of different countries and my woman fetish has been completely cured.

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>>28564132
Been to both, depends on what you're looking for. If LTR then Chinese or fun do Jp, just my experience.

>> No.28564688

>>28550725
cannot confirm OP. i would get chatted up in bars, cafes, cons and on the street. what you post is only true if you’re not good looking and tall.

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>>28564047
>convince them your babies will be olympians
>mfw 5'10

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>>28562755
US? Where at? Thinking about a masters in ML if I can't find relevant work after graduation.

>> No.28564883

>>28549963
(1) Go to Kyoto. (2) look for a staircase with a red light after 10pm. (3) fuck a nip prostitute in the butt. (4) acquire super gonorrhea (5) marry the whore

Ez

>> No.28564984

>>28564883
There's little chance you're getting through the door

>> No.28565164

>>28564633
clever pepe

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>>28564984
Dress like this then

>> No.28565359

>go to japan 3 years ago
>see some checking me out multiple times
>have no game so go about my business sight seeing.

I've learned you have to be "creepy" sometimes to initiate anything and not wait for them to fall into your lap.

>> No.28565567

>>28564805
Australia

>> No.28565649

>>28565567
fuck

>> No.28565651

>>28565359
Or you could just y'know say "hi". Girls can get pretty mad if when don't give a shit about them.

>> No.28565744

>>28560793
-醜い太ってるチンチン無きオタクより

>> No.28565775

>>28564793
Just say your dad was 2 meters tall and you had improper nutrition as a child
It's common in those poor asian countries so she'll eat it hook line and sinker

>> No.28565939

>>28550322
>taller than average
>manlet

>> No.28565966

>>28565651
I just assumed they wouldn't understand me. If there's a next time ill go for it.

>> No.28565973

>>28550261
Big if true

You seem like an autist so no

>> No.28566048

>>28549963
>jungle people
whats the point, its not like theres a short supply of insectoids

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>>28565649
That's what I'm saying.

Ehh maybe I can apply and get in anyway.

>> No.28566358

>>28549963
>move to japan
>ask random JK to go out to karaoke with you and show you around
>profit?

>> No.28566434

>>28556947
M O G G E D

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>>28565775
that just deeply awakened the realization that was actually the case and not just a lie (same happened to my dad while my mom is 5'11)
WAGMI, thanks anon

>> No.28566606

to be honest i have no issues getting asian women, i just blow them off because I dont want family to think I have a fetish

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Hi guys. I'm black, live in the South, and have $1 million net worth. How do I get a cute Asian gf that isn't Thai, Filipina, or Vietnamese?

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>> No.28566802

>>28549963
i want a gyaru girl to drain my balls

>> No.28566814

>>28566625
Dont pollute asia with your nigger shit nigger

>> No.28567055

>>28565973
>You seem like an autist so no

yea funny true story.
>be me
>athletic, attractive, good grades in highschool, on varsity cross country team, fast runner
>between 15yo to 29yo i had 60+ gfs, and an ex-wife
>called quits on women in general when i hit 30yo to build my networth, got into trading
>found /biz/ in 2015 thru bitcointalk and other investing circles online
>been on the chan ever since several times a day most days
>literally just a few months ago i decided to try out finding a gf again after about 8 years of 4chan
>im a millionaire thanks to /biz/ and WSB culture but i just cannot find a woman that i can tolerate to the point that i wont kill her.
tfw long term exposure to the chan will absolutely rekt your whole normie social skills, wants, and desires at a social level.

so i resorted to farming /soc/ for a potential gf, this has proven to be a mostly bad idea btw. but im just at a point now where my autism is so high i could never go back to a normie gf of any kind. i need a femanon at this point if im ever going to be happy with a woman in my life now.

tldr; leave this place and never come back

>> No.28567084

>>28566625
Don't wear a bowtie

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>>28564477
>my Asian fetish has been completely cured.
it was meeting them at university here that cured it for me.
before meeting irl gooks my only experience of them was online through videos. with perfect lighting, their models, singers and cosplayers look like the cutest, most fun creatures in the universe but in person theres no escaping what they really are.
theyre humourless, every one of them i met was boring, none of them could understand dry humour, none of them could could display (and thus i assume feel) genuine emotional highs or lows. which meant they were terrible at reading other peoples emotions, unconsciously whenever i was with one of the asians socially it was like everything had to be dialled back to accommodate them.
it was the eyes that really killed it for me in terms of ever being attracted, sure they were all tiny and slim but so fucking what, you might aswell be fucking a robot at that point, i just couldnt make any sort of connection at all with them.
the girl i ended up with for 2 years while studying had the same blue eyes and blonde hair as me, she was from a place near my hometown, our backgrounds and experience of the world meant we were near fucking telepathic with each other in reading moods and knowing what each other needed.

>> No.28567631

looking for a5 Wagyu Japanese pussy

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>>28566704

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>>28567682

>> No.28567857

>>28567179
Nice blog now go clean up your unibrow

>> No.28567897

>>28567055
hahahahahahahahahaha

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>>28567857
maybe i should use some make up

>> No.28567912

>>28567055
This is honest advice, bro. You yourself need to be healthy and such to get a healthy gf.

I suggest working out, eating right, participating in the community, etc.. Things will happen naturally without effort, like any relationship.

>> No.28567998

>>28567902
Whats the point of the nose prosthetic? She looks the same with it off

>> No.28568109

>>28567998
apparently their flat noses are a huge insecurity for them, other asians might notice the tiny difference

>> No.28568115

>>28564307
>Japanese
>fleshlights
Anon, onaholes or tengas, please. Have some respect for authentic Japanese fucktoys.

>> No.28568191

>>28567682
how do i know they arent being filmed with ugly filters?

>> No.28568197

>>28567912
i am healthy and /fit/ tho
problem is i just have no desire for normie women anymore.
i need a true autist femanon now to even consider being happy and in a relationship.

>> No.28568229

>>28566814
go prep your bull, Sven.

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>>28550322

>> No.28568348

>>28566625
None. Get the fuck out of SEA, we're full

>> No.28568429

I’d rather have a Vietnamese girlfriend like Vina Sky. I don’t find Japanese women attractive.

>> No.28568440

Get a white one instead

>> No.28568545

>>28568109
But it looks like its on the bridge of the nose. Wont that make it looke flatter?

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>>28550322
Absolutely hooting and hollering at this one good post fellow gentlesir.

>> No.28568795

>>28567055
I've heard the quality of women have gone down the last 10 years. It could be that.

>> No.28568872

While we're on the subject, I had a 40 yo Korean science teacher in college whom I was her favorite student. She was nice to me notably more so than the other students.
Anyone know what it is about me that she may have liked/respected? Think it was just her personally or perhaps a cultural thing?
Me:
>20 at the time
>white guy
>5'7 manlet
>grayish greenish blue eyes
>medium brown hair
>lean athletic build (about 140 lbs of pure muscle)
>wore cargo pants and underarmor shirts with some vans shoes (I really didn't try AT ALL back then)
>Often wore a hat with hawaii on it, designating I had been there.
This was in the rural south USA, so my competition was mostly black people, and a pretty even combination of country-ish white people and middle class engineering students. (I was more inline with the country-ish people at the time).
It's probably just because i'm a good guy.

>> No.28568976

>>28566358
even if it works like 5 times out of 100 you're going to get a wife in like thirty days
>>28566625
buy a vietnamese one from the mafia
Your only/best hope

>> No.28568986

>>28568348
Can you read? It's incredibly easy for me to get a SEA girl but I want a cute Korean or Japanese gf.

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>>28550322
damn nigga

>> No.28569025

>>28567055
>>28568197
If you're okay with them having anger issues, dota is pretty good. There are a lot of Russian females if you want better odds.

>> No.28569067

>>28568872
didn't you post this on /a/ or /fit/ months ago

>> No.28569149

>>28568872
you were white and not retarded
likely more reserved and quiet than everyone else too

Easiest path to being teacher's pet, esp. if you just answer like two questions per class period

>> No.28569183

>>28568986
yeah ok good luck

>> No.28569249

>>28549963
How come japanese girls only go for white or hispanic men but always ignore us black guys?

>> No.28569372

>>28569249
Dirty mainland chinks and any niggers or jeets with dark skin are on the top of most east/southeast asian countries hate list

>> No.28569444

>>28569249
To add : most of the crime there are thanks to dirty china chinks and africans so they are predisposed to hate these races more even if you arent an african nigger they see you as a filthy nigger anyway

>> No.28569526

>>28569372
>>28569444
Yeah but light skin doesn't mean you're better

>> No.28569579

>>28569067
I did post about this once a while back.
Interesting.
>>28569149
She'd treat me good but my black lab partner like shit despite us acting essentially the same kek.

>> No.28569724

>>28569526
Yes but at least they arent dirty niggers kek

>> No.28569828

>>28569249
Try to look as clean as possible. Looking dirty/messy turns them off more than anything, and unfortunately they take your dark skin as being dirty/messy.
t. dark skinned latino who fucked his japanese tutor

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>>28561768
This will be your son.

>> No.28570302

>>28569526
>but light skin doesn't mean you're better
if race was only skin deep nobody would give a shit about it.
even if you personally have managed to avoid manifesting the monkey in you, the latent niggers genes remain, a glance over your wider racial family all acting exactly the same in africa, the USA, asia, south america and europe should tell you why nobody likes you.
you should stick to your own, a black woman just like you will make you happy, youll have fun, youll never have to larp as something you arent. hell if you cant let go of the nerdy weeb bs youll find an unlimited number of nerdy cute black women out there that right now nobody fucking wants, they hate nigger culture as much as you do, she'll treat you like a god.

>> No.28570376

>>28566625
Nigger

>> No.28570383

NGL I was LARPing as a black guy and holy shit its tough.
I'm actually white hehe.

>> No.28570767

>>28567682
>>28567751
Lol what the hell is this face software called

>> No.28570960

>>28567179
ditto. well put

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>>28567179
You're gonna get kekd and anon will have little sympathy for you. Women in this culture are universally trash and you're believing in something that doesn't really exist when you think this bitch is different.

>> No.28571637

adopt a Japanese baby and groom her into a subservient slampig through years and years of psychological and physical torture, but not sexual torture, not until after marriage

>> No.28571646

>>28561247
Besides English, German is the most popular language for the nips to study. I dont know why, but it is true

>> No.28571906

>>28561658
kek, saved

>> No.28571969

>>28570301
Please, I'm far to ugly to make a chad like that. My little supreme gentleman will just have to get by.

>> No.28572118

>>28570383
It's only tough because everybody is anonymous. A lot of people here act completely different in real life, if they didn't they'd be cancelled by society, that's why "normie" is so big here, most are NEET and white like you and I.

>> No.28572471

>>28562755
Fuck me dude, it's not fucking fair. I live in a small town in the midwestern US which about 95% white and there's 2 dudes for every girl so even literal ugly fat bitches have what some would call chads chasing them.

>> No.28572639

>>28549963
you don't, japs are trash, get some whores instead

>> No.28572910

>>28550261
Don't betray your race. Get a white wife and have 4 kids.

>> No.28573549

>>28569828
desu as a latino, i think that japanese people are more accepting of dark skin than most other asians

but yeah, definitely do skincare, clean shaven, smell okay, and dress at least decently, this seems to help

>> No.28573626

>>28563335
Having an affair is considered the norm in japan

>> No.28573785

>>28550322
extremely based and checked

>> No.28573834

>>28567179
i lived in china and korea
like it really depends dude, there's definitely a language barrier, and american humor is definitely different...
like i can speak chinese (fluently enough), but when i make american style jokes they sometimes just don't get it, not that they are humorless but their humor is just different
they do have dry humor... but it's just kinda... expressed differently than in america, like in china they might write a funny poem in the style of some ancient poet, or in korea they have like funny names or shortened words

>> No.28573877

>>28573626
source: my asshole

>> No.28574647

>>28570383
we know
"us black guys"
Yeah ok

>> No.28575931

>>28567055
not to say the 4channel wouldn't have had an effect, but I think this is just growing up, anon.

>> No.28575954

bump lmao

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