/smg/ - Stock Market General - 3 day weekend hell edition

[Anonymous No.28549210]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed) (embed)

>Links for SNDL holders
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

old: >>>28544901

[Anonymous No.28549266]

Uh bros, I think I fucked up.

[Anonymous No.28549318]

>>28549210
cunny

[Anonymous No.28549327]

>>28549210
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO SOXLBROS IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.28549331]

APOLOGIZE. NOW.

>Best Chinese investments:
BILI, WIMI, BIDU, TCEHY, BABA, GDS, NIO, TIGR, PDD

>My favorite Chinese ETF’s:
CWEB, YINN

Divest from America. Invest in China. Taiwan is a province of the People’s republic of China, so TSM is a Chinese company. Remember to say “thank you daddy Xi!” to secure your gains. Amerilards tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.28549402]

where's the $CRBP shill? when are we having a catalyst for this shit?

[Anonymous No.28549443]

so, i just wanted to reiterate this point again with you fucking retards concerning volatility:

here is a weekly chart of the VIX over the past 20 fucking YEARS. notice anything? here, i drew some fucking lines for you. now if you want some REAL fun, match the dates when the VIX hit those levels with the SPY and note how well it called the relative bottom of what were likely those "dips". especially 2008 GFC and 2020 covid. pretty neat, huh? 10 is really the baseline of the market for volatility, although 12 is more reasonable. that said i still don't believe you should ever long volatility because of in contango, meaning that due to decay the shit you can actually trade that follows the VIX is rigged to always go down forever, instead of just reverting to the mean, but if you WERE to do such a thing, you'd probably want to be looking at doing it around a VIX of 12 (or if you're really ballsy, around 20 during these post-covid spike times). the absolute lowest the VIX has ever gone (dating back to 1985) has been 8.56, on 11/27/17.

still, as you can see, luck is much more in your favor for shorting volatility spikes rather than trying to go long on it. they never last long, most spikes only go to 30-50, 35 and 45 being good levels specifically. as long as you can use position sizing to handle not getting margin called if a black swan happens (which, the last 2 were 12 years apart, and before that there's only black monday, 1987, which can't ever actually happen again because of laws they put in place specifically because of it, like circuit breakers). so for the majority of your life there will be no VIX at >80, and if it ever DOES do that again, guess what bitch, that's the bottom, put all your money in. look at how it timed the bottom of the covid crash if you don't believe me. even when it happens, if you were short you could just hold, even add to your short, because it is guaranteed to go down again as long as you hold, and can handle the margin.

[Anonymous No.28549465]

>>28549402
>Falling for a pajeet scam

[Anonymous No.28549471]

>>28549402
>CRBP
ngmi

[Anonymous No.28549476]

Halp
How to options trade on Robinhood?
Do I need to enable margin trading?

[Anonymous No.28549487]

You didn't sell your horse...
RIGHT ANON!!1

[Anonymous No.28549489]

>GRST
>HITIF
>OZSC
Bros, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.28549497]

>>28549331
Shill me baba

[Anonymous No.28549502]

>>28549210
I am asking for advice /smg/. I want park my money between MGC, QQQJ, and QQQM but I only want to pick two. Which two would you recommend? I thank all in advance.

[Anonymous No.28549510]

>>28549402
>Tfw bogs try and shake you out but you end the day green

[Anonymous No.28549517]

GTE CHADS
WE'RE MOONING

[Anonymous No.28549528]

What do you guys think about buying CCL puts at open next week? They were just downgraded from hold to sell today with a $14 price target.

[Anonymous No.28549543]

why the fuck is LTC rising today

[Anonymous No.28549570]

>>28549331
clearly chinese shill. fuck you.

[Anonymous No.28549583]

Anyone else doing weekend gamble on SPCE?

[Anonymous No.28549601]

anyone else load up on DNN today?
I should have waited until the end of the day as others suggested - could have bought even more at a cheaper price!
I was too impatient on entry - oh well - in a month won't be worried about a $0.20 difference when it's above $2.50

[Anonymous No.28549605]

>>28549266
>break even price: 38
Its over

[Anonymous No.28549631]

>>28549465
That’s what everyone said about rubic but now we’re all cubic

[Anonymous No.28549673]

>>28549497
Do you really need to be shilled on BABA? It’s the largest online marketplace in China. It’s basically the Amazon of Asia. Ever since Jack Ma disappeared to work on his social credit score it has become a safe CCP back investment with huge room for growth.

[Anonymous No.28549704]

I wanted to sell SNDL at opening but didn't because I was too "scared" .
I ended up selling at $20 loss seeing no future in the stock, making this my first day in the red. I'm relatively new to trading but my intuition has never been wrong. How do I start trusting myself more anons?

[Anonymous No.28549715]

>>28549476
Don't

[Anonymous No.28549727]

Will I survive Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.28549726]

What was the BNGO price target?

[Anonymous No.28549790]

Where the hell do I buy spineway (ALSPW). This looks like a great opportunity

[Anonymous No.28549802]

doge such wow very moon

[Anonymous No.28549804]

>>28549517
>WE'RE MOONING
>still below my cost basis of 1.12

[Anonymous No.28549807]

>>28549266
You sold puts on a massively pumped meme stock? Wtf?!

[Anonymous No.28549814]

>>28549266
That is some shid right there

[Anonymous No.28549821]

I bought 300 shares of CRBP at 2.99.
Am I financially ruined?

[Anonymous No.28549836]

SOXL IS A SHELL COMPANY WITH NO ASSETS DO NOT BUY IT

[Anonymous No.28549840]

>>28549331
it looks like all the ones you list have already "peaked" any new up and comers to throw some cash into?

[Anonymous No.28549844]

>>28549502
how much money

you're probably still better off just buying QQQ for the liquidity if you can afford enough shares to sell a covered call

[Anonymous No.28549853]

WHEN WILL AMRS MOON AGAIN YOU FUCKING FUCKS

[Anonymous No.28549900]

>>28549727
as long as bitcoin doesn't crash.

[Anonymous No.28549912]

>>28549726
Their product quite frankly replaces the entire workflow for most labs.

[Anonymous No.28549916]

SNGX

Next week's Reddit p&d. Get in while it's not pumped yet.

[Anonymous No.28549957]

>>28549673
>safe CCP back investment
Yeah that's the problem how do I know it doesn't get nationalized or something?

[Anonymous No.28549959]

>>28549601
I bought 5k shares for the heck of it.

[Anonymous No.28550000]

>>28549836
wtf for real?

I bought it because everyone said too...

[Anonymous No.28550027]

>>28549853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI

[Anonymous No.28550033]

Barely beat inflation but green is green.

[Anonymous No.28550051]

>>28550000
Did you turn on the news today? If not, well then just don't.

[Anonymous No.28550062]

>tfw the weed stocks that don't get shilled here/Reddit are still green and climbing
yeah, GME ruined this board.

[Anonymous No.28550073]

>>28549840
There is no “peak” for the worlds fastest growing economy. Add em to a list and look for red days to safely enter. Or just throw your money at cweb since it has a bunch of those in it anyway.

[Anonymous No.28550092]

>>28549266
Goddamn those are gunna be some heavy bags.

[Anonymous No.28550109]

>>28549916
PT?

[Anonymous No.28550172]

>>28549704
Sold sndl at profit you need to know when to cut and run don't hold longer than you need to especially on these meme stocks in these meme times.
I'll probably get back into it after it drops some more monday

[Anonymous No.28550180]

>>28549821
You can get official indian citizenship now but yes, your money is gone.

[Anonymous No.28550184]

post your weekend holds, losers
AMRS
ZOM
CTRM

I can't wait to be blood red next week let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.28550206]

>>28549715
I need to gamble on penny stocks to get rich anon
I missed out on making anything more than 1600 on GME

[Anonymous No.28550209]

>>28549327
(((they))) are going to cancel the split over this aren't they?

[Anonymous No.28550228]

>>28549517
MAKING IT

[Anonymous No.28550238]

>>28549957
Because China wants to expand BABA overseas which would be a lot harder if they nationalized it.

[Anonymous No.28550244]

>>28550051
>>28549327
i'm googling these but i'm not seeing anything???

[Anonymous No.28550302]

>>28550062
dude weed lmao

[Anonymous No.28550316]

Loaded up on BRRL and ATAO today. Now I wait until Pelosi Jr conducts some insider trading and skyrockets these to the moon. I was too late to buy SXOOF so I think I'll try and buy the next dip.

[Anonymous No.28550323]

>>28549601
I'll load up pre-market monday if it's still $1.00 - $1.10

[Anonymous No.28550333]

>>28550180
Are you sure? I was told it’d peak near 9

[Anonymous No.28550334]

>>28550244
They already covered it up.

[Anonymous No.28550342]

>>28549804
>Didnt sell puts on a stable longhold stock
Lol

[Anonymous No.28550351]

>>28550209
You shut your fucking mouth right now.

[Anonymous No.28550367]

>>28550184
BILI
WIMI
SOXL
CrabBy Pajeet
AMRS

[Anonymous No.28550371]

>>28550051
You had me going there but then I saw the "Buy BILI" part and I know no one would really say that

[Anonymous No.28550382]

>>28550109
It I think it'll see 4 dollars. But I'll get out at 3.

[Anonymous No.28550399]

Who exactly are these twitter/discord whales like Matlock, Ripster and Zack Morris?

Why do their calls have so much pump power seems sketchy as fuck

[Anonymous No.28550430]

>>28549476
Very high chance you're going to lose money trading options. You should only treat them as lottery tickets because if your bet is wrong, the money is gone forever, unlike stocks where you can at least bag hold.

[Anonymous No.28550445]

>>28549601
I bought some in the morning so I feel stupid. Better moon.

[Anonymous No.28550462]

>>28550399
I have no clue what you're talking about sounds like some reddit shit to me

[Anonymous No.28550465]

>>28549210
>He bought
>Dilute zee shares
>It dump 10 percent?
>Geev him .5 percent gains everyday now
>Eet hit heez buyin?
>Dilute zee shares again
>Crab eet for a month
>Poomp it 4 percent above his buy in
>He still hodl?
>Dump eet

[Anonymous No.28550467]

>>28550334
B- Bullish, right?

[Anonymous No.28550473]

>>28550172
I bought $2.5p on Wednesday not regretting it at all

[Anonymous No.28550480]

>>28550323
Market closed Monday. Some shitty presidential day.

[Anonymous No.28550498]

>"asset shortage"
>"high valuations"
>"dollar weakening against the X"
>"unprecedented fiscal stimulus"
>"excessive liquidity"
kek (((they))) are trying so hard to not use the i-word

[Anonymous No.28550518]

>>28550465
>Bomber jacker
W-what is bog planning?

[Anonymous No.28550554]

who /green/ today?

[Anonymous No.28550563]

>>28550371
BUY BILI

[Anonymous No.28550571]

>>28550184
ADMP
AMRS
GEVO
FCEL

[Anonymous No.28550574]

>>28550430
>You should only treat them as lottery tickets because if your bet is wrong, the money is gone forever, unlike stocks where you can at least bag hold.
holy shit lol did you just come from reddit or something

[Anonymous No.28550638]

>>28549327
Been waiting for this one.

[Anonymous No.28550646]

BBW

[Anonymous No.28550653]

If CRBP crashes then I’m moving to India

[Anonymous No.28550670]

Loaded up on MN.V and STND.V because I'm a degenerate and wanna trade on Monday. Manganese and Uranium microcaps, pretty comfy

[Anonymous No.28550671]

>>28550244
Based retard in every thread.

[Anonymous No.28550691]

>>28550554
Reporting in. Few more years of this and wgmi

[Anonymous No.28550693]

>>28549517
>mfw I bought 5k shares at 96 cents earlier today

[Anonymous No.28550699]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/heres-the-main-reason-robinhood-traders-have-been-able-to-push-stocks-higher-and-no-it-isnt-by-squeezing-hedge-funds-11613129985

we're doing something

[Anonymous No.28550707]

>bought Disney $2 off ATH
will still be $300 this time next year but feels bad

[Anonymous No.28550716]

>>28550653
I want to take my gains there for the cheap living already.

[Anonymous No.28550717]

>>28550430
Ok grandpa you do realize there are strategic option plays and lower risks if you aren’t retarded and can read the greeks and don’t go all in on meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.28550721]

>>28550571
GEVO IS THE STOCK THAT WILL SAVE MY FOLIO

[Anonymous No.28550722]

>>28550480
I am going to say for everyone this weekend in smg we all mean tuesday

[Anonymous No.28550728]

>>28550563
No u

[Anonymous No.28550730]

Where's pennystock insider trader billionaire playboy volunteer firefighter philanthropist dog walker? I need more insider tips for Tuesday

[Anonymous No.28550735]

I am retarded. How do I fox this?

[Anonymous No.28550789]

>>28550430
That doesn't really sound like the info I've been getting from investopedia

[Anonymous No.28550788]

>>28550653
>If CRBP crashes then I’m moving to India
>CRBP
You're already a pajeet at heart so you'll fit right in

[Anonymous No.28550803]

>>28550554
Me

[Anonymous No.28550805]

>>28550670
>trade on Monday
How?

[Anonymous No.28550821]

>>28550371
Buy [clap_emoji] BILI [rocket_emoji]

[Anonymous No.28550823]

>>28550735
wagie until you have 6k to top it off again

[Anonymous No.28550835]

>>28550699
kek this diagram from the article looks familiar

[Anonymous No.28550849]

With the market now closed, its time to confess your sins and errors my brothers, remember sharing is caring, today was a flat day for me , holding CRBP and GEVO

[Anonymous No.28550881]

Whats the gameplan for the next 3 days?

[Anonymous No.28550900]

>>28550735
How did you lost money in this market? What are your holdings?

[Anonymous No.28550932]

You may have made some bad trades before, but at least you didnt sell 200 shares of MARA for a loss at 2.32 like I did months ago

[Anonymous No.28550931]

>>28550399
have you seen china, joe biden bitcoin cia brainwashing machine?

i too am part of the super secret underground community of people with $200 in their checking account that work at McDonald's.

this is where the underground robots get together and we go up against the evil rich corporations. would you like a super secret 4chan password and username? this is also where the space aliens come to fight the system.

now you can tell your boss at one of your alphabet agencies that you have done your job, and you can finally take your meds as prescribed by your doctor.

[Anonymous No.28550963]

so if PLTR disappoints on earnings, it's pretty much over, right?

[Anonymous No.28550998]

>>28550717
Can you offer up some suggestions/post some links? Is it as simple as "learn the Greeks"?

[Anonymous No.28550999]

GTE bros I think I'm gonna be SICK

[Anonymous No.28551002]

>>28550963
yup

[Anonymous No.28551003]

>>28550821

>let me buy stocks that support one of the world's worst administrations

he's like 400 years old, and if Harris takes his place, she will have ZERO mandate. literally no one likes her.

[Anonymous No.28551011]

>>28549844
I have $10k to build my base and I save another $200/wk to my brokerage account. My strategy is to allocate between six positions max at any given time.

[Anonymous No.28551025]

>>28550963
No then I buy the dip

[Anonymous No.28551067]

BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE FAGGOT WHO SAID UVXY COULDN'T SQUEEZE VIX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

" Morgan Stanley then concedes that "the retail long vol position can create squeezes in VIX, and did so as recently as late January. On January 27th, VIX rose by over 14 points, far more than what VIX’s typical beta to SPX would suggest (SPX fell by ~2.67%, and the VIX beta-implied move was roughly 4 points, so that’s 10 points more than what was expected)."

This means that, according to Morgan Stanley, retail did in fact participate in and squeeze the VIX far higher than it would have moved on its own."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GUESS HOW RETARDED YOU ARE NIGGER
VERY
VERY RETARDED
WE SQUEEZE THE VIX NOW BROS

MMMmmMMMmmMMM THE TASTE OF SALTY BULL TEARS TELLING ME IM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS STIMULATES MY PENIS

[Anonymous No.28551068]

>>28550999
checked

[Anonymous No.28551075]

How do I see charts for after/pre market performance?

[Anonymous No.28551084]

I sold all my TSM and bought SOXL. This feels like the better move in light of the probably Biden tax break for US fabs. I know TSM will continue to go up but isn't SOXL like having your cake and eating it too?

[Anonymous No.28551160]

I literally stopped masturbating to lesbian porn after seeing this headline so I could come tell you guys. Nintendo console sales are thru da roof. New mario consoles selling out fast. Easy 5% okay I'm gonna go coom now

[Anonymous No.28551171]

really enjoyed the $9 gain on $SPCE yesterday on a weekend flight announcement only to have them delay it in afterhours so everyone holding got screwed when it crashed horribly before market open

[Anonymous No.28551179]

>>28550730
found him. check the post history

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/Profile.aspx?user=74872

[Anonymous No.28551180]

>>28551002
>>28551025
I'm massively invested, because I expect them to pull off something amazing, the IPO was perfectly timed with COVID etc, but with all the resistance, it just seems like it would fucking implode if they missed earnings

[Anonymous No.28551199]

>>28551075
Google your stock plus aftermarket or premarket, click the first link refresh the page

[Anonymous No.28551215]

>>28550881
Keep shilling CRBP

[Anonymous No.28551219]

>>28550932
OOOOOOooof. I sold 100 of my 400 MARA shares I acquired sub $3 the first time it hit $28. The other 300 will sit there until $100 at which point I'll start writing some covered calls

[Anonymous No.28551234]

SNGX SNGX SNGX SNGX SNGX
REDDIT IS TALKING ABOUT IT
GET IN AND SELL AT 4

[Anonymous No.28551237]

>>28549266

[Anonymous No.28551280]

>>28551075
Try tradingview and investing.com.
Sometimes the two don't match.

[Anonymous No.28551298]

>>28551067
They actually mean squeeze VIX futures right? Not the VIX itself. LIke buying UVXY surely doesn't actually affect the prices of near term S&P options themselves. When people say the VIX can't be squeezed I think they're talking about the latter. It makes sense that enough concerted buying of UVXY could raise VIX futures since that's whatn UVXY uses for its underlying. That's what happened to XIV. They sold the fuck out of VIX futures and it became a runaway feedback loop

[Anonymous No.28551300]

>>28550932
I mean, you sold so you could reinvest into GME before the pump... right... right anon....

[Anonymous No.28551307]

>>28550789
Most websites don't explain options well. People generally profit from the premium and don't actually exercise the options.

[Anonymous No.28551325]

>>28550721
Same here fren. I'm gambling with 20k on penny stocks. It isn't going so well. But, I am up 42k with Gevo since Jan 9th

[Anonymous No.28551341]

>>28550849
Doubled down on PLTR since it was dipping today.

[Anonymous No.28551357]

Where the lions at? How are you preparing for the incoming crash?

[Anonymous No.28551370]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-56045881

mfw a dog is richer than me

[Anonymous No.28551372]

>>28551084
Keep in mind that SOXL has only like 3% TSM in it. S.M.H. is like 12% TSM, no leveraged version of it though

[Anonymous No.28551393]

>>28549266
BASED

[Anonymous No.28551415]

>>28551075
Go to tradingview and press the circled button that says "Ext"

[Anonymous No.28551419]

>>28551160
Nintendo is a must buy

[Anonymous No.28551421]

>>28551179
who is this

[Anonymous No.28551431]

>>28551179
Nice work sleuth anon. This guy really likes prairie dogs

[Anonymous No.28551436]

>>28549443
OH HERE HE IS
HELLO NIGGER
HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS
>>28551067

LOOKS LIKE ORDERFLOW INTO VIX ETN's DOES IN FACT MOVE THE VIX HIGHER
HAHAHAHA
RETARD ALERT CLASS HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND DERIVIATIVES ARE FICTIONAL BULLSHIT THAT LITERALLY TRADE ON SUPPLY AND DEMAND

[Anonymous No.28551437]

>Don't even try to leverage to make money, just wagie enough that your boss will kindly match 5% on your Roth while he's taking 90% of the income you're generating. Make sure you put all your hard earned money into safe bets like SPY

[Anonymous No.28551475]

>he didn't buy CCIV at open
>he didn't buy CCIV before Friday FOMO
>he didn't buy CCIV a month ago when I told him to
He's not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.28551499]

>>28549402

Not the CRBP shill here but I've been doing some more DD on my own. The sharp drop in stock price during 09/2020 was due to the drug not meeting expectations for one use case. Since then the company has been applying it to new use cases. The results of one will be released in March. That's the nature of pharma stocks. Either the drug works or it doesn't. Either the stock moons or it drops sharply. There were high unmet expectations for the initial use case which resulted in a really nice discount. Hold till the results are released then sell if they fail to meet expectations again. The ramp up you see in the market is in anticipation of the new studies.

[Anonymous No.28551519]

>>28551180
dude long-term hold lmao

[Anonymous No.28551529]

>>28551298
THE VIX FUTURES PUMP WHICH MAKES THE VIX PUMP AS PEOPLE HEDGE FOR HIGHER VOLATILITY WITH SPY PUTS

[Anonymous No.28551534]

>>28551436
Wasnt the biggest crash in march 2020 and now we are recovering and flourishing?

[Anonymous No.28551539]

>>28551431
Kino gif

[Anonymous No.28551547]

>>28551011
just pick the one with the cheapest fees then, i assume you pay no commission either so it will be easy to transfer it over to QQQ afterwards so you can collect dividends AND premiums from covered calls

[Anonymous No.28551583]

>>28551437
>Leverage
Literal gambling. Kys

[Anonymous No.28551609]

>>28551307
>tfw got assigned this morning in premarket on $1.50 strike July SNDL calls
I guess someone hates money.

[Anonymous No.28551624]

what do you call this pattern

[Anonymous No.28551639]

>>28551437
>yes goy borrow margin from me

[Anonymous No.28551653]

>>28550900
Small loss on GHIV
50% losses on AMC is what started the big dip.

Pissed 400 away on SNDL puts that were in the money but decayed tpo soon.

Should I just consolidate everything into BNKU? Considering this.

[Anonymous No.28551656]

>>28550707
i felt like a retard for buying at 138 when it peaked at 145

[Anonymous No.28551660]

Put 1.5K on CMLF today just because Ark initiated an position yesterday. They got in at 21 something. I got in at 26. I got a hunch that this is a decent idea (copying Cathie at basement level), even though I know next to nothing about the company or genomics.
All of Arks investments can be tracked, and the progress too. Unless it is a position they abandon, and unless all markets crash this year, I have a hunch that this is a 3-bagger or higher. Just an example
https://cathiesark.com/arkg-holdings-of-fate

This is not a Yolo move. It is only about 5% of my portfolio. I believe it might work though. Growth is the new value?

[Anonymous No.28551666]

>>28551357
>incoming crash
It keeps getting delayed

[Anonymous No.28551681]

>>28551624
lou

[Anonymous No.28551691]

Gregory the permabull says the market is going to crash!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQNLWAKz9LE

[Anonymous No.28551696]

>>28551307
That's what they actually tell you on there
They also tell you how to insure stocks you do own with covered calls too

[Anonymous No.28551708]

>>28550184
i closed all my positions to put it into crypto and enjoy actually getting 3 days worth of gains
cant imagine what kind of fool what let his money sit and do nothing for literally 10% of the month

[Anonymous No.28551711]

>>28551475
closed that position to go into another one ~ ah, what a shame!

[Anonymous No.28551715]

>>28551624
The "atleast it's not tranny metal" pattern

[Anonymous No.28551733]

>>28551534
yes, and we are only recovering and flourishing because people believe the free money faucet is actually being used to prop up the market, and is not in fact just going straight into papering over debts to foreign markets who are buying up everything in america not nailed down

[Anonymous No.28551743]

hello frens how was everyone’s week?

[Anonymous No.28551746]

>>28551691

[Anonymous No.28551748]

>>28550462
>reddit
Nah wsb don't even touch this shit

Im talking about faggots like this
httpa://twitter.com/MrZackMorris

My normie friends started following him and discuss a lot of the similar meme stocks

[Anonymous No.28551753]

>>28551624
The stop with the CLF pls can mods ban this annoying bastard?

[Anonymous No.28551787]

>>28551743
i got fucked today and not in a good way

[Anonymous No.28551821]

NO ONE PANIC, BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I BOUGHT SPY ON TUESDAY. I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO SPY OR ANY STOCK MARKET IN A FEW WEEKS.

WHEN I BUY STOCKS THEY GO DOWN THE TOILET. THIS IS LITERALLY THE TOP IF I BOUGHT IT.

[Anonymous No.28551835]

>>28551357
I dunno why Greg is shilling a crash now. Something happen to the 10 year or something? Seems like he's overreacting again, giving into fear rather than indicators.

[Anonymous No.28551837]

>>28551748
did you manually type the url or something

[Anonymous No.28551875]

>>28551624
>only 3000 dollars
holy poor

[Anonymous No.28551878]

>>28551748
>httpa
HTTPA

[Anonymous No.28551887]

>>28551821
thanks i just went all cash

[Anonymous No.28551893]

>>28551746
lurk more reddit

[Anonymous No.28551895]

>>28551821
better version of your image

[Anonymous No.28551897]

>>28551743
it was great until I found out that my buy order from last thursday didnt go through on riot when it was 22$

[Anonymous No.28551902]

>>28551437
We're marching closer to the top.

[Anonymous No.28551916]

>>28551660
It's definitely not a good idea. Just look at all of the salmon bagholders that got In at more than double the price ARK did just because ARK has a position.

[Anonymous No.28551918]

>>28551837
I copied it from my friend he mistyped

[Anonymous No.28551921]

>>28551743
Breddy gud, best Friday in a long time too

[Anonymous No.28551926]

>>28549443
When the VIX spikes I buy calls on SVXY. Am I doing it right or is there a better way? Teach me senpai

[Anonymous No.28551931]

>>28551691
What? I swear I have seen him talking about a "massive crash" for ages

[Anonymous No.28551936]

This general's lum liquidity index is dipping dangerously low. We will now enter lumpost QE to prevent a crash.

[Anonymous No.28551943]

>>28551624
>>28551624
>>28551624

>its not even candles
wtf graph is this? robinhood? hahahaha

[Anonymous No.28551954]

>>28551753
That's not him but the fact you assume it is shows how horrible he is, he always screeches rent free but it's the complete opposite when he spams and shills and samefags constantly over and over all day every day on multiple boards and platforms, I shouldn't be able to recognize that fat retard by the way he types and the pictures he posts, I never asked for this

[Anonymous No.28551974]

>>28551743
pretty alright, im just trying to figure out whats good to buy and hold for the weekend

[Anonymous No.28551977]

>>28551835
10 year is at new all time highs. Like a crash is literally inevitable at this point, all it takes is one faggot pulling out and putting it all into a guaranteed 1.3% yield over the next decade and leave all you faggots to lament why your stimmy checks are so small

[Anonymous No.28551979]

>>28551748
>httpa

[Anonymous No.28551986]

>>28550735
Dump everything and put it all in soxl first thing on tuesday

[Anonymous No.28552006]

>>28551875
we all gotta start somewhere anon! With my 401k combined I'm at 20k

[Anonymous No.28552007]

>>28551943
yep
it has candles too but they're fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.28552018]

>>28551691
Market will just not crash until fed funds rate is close to 0.

[Anonymous No.28552027]

>>28549331
Thank you daddy Xi, but I think you forgot the other Ma. The Pony beats Jack hands down when it comes to not annoying the power.
HUYA and DOYU needs to be on that list, but ofc TCEHY is a decent substitute. Have had 30% of my portfolio riding on HUYA and DOYU since forever, and now we're squeezing the shorts!

[Anonymous No.28552028]

BUY THE MUTANT FISH

[Anonymous No.28552034]

>>28551979
Its as if you wanted me to shill him for free

[Anonymous No.28552032]

>>28551743
mis-timed selling every meme pump but still profitable

[Anonymous No.28552033]

>>28551821
https://etfdb.com/index/sp-us-property-index/
Buy something from here next.

[Anonymous No.28552037]

>silently crabbing
WHEN ARE WE ACTUALLY MOONING KTOS BROS

[Anonymous No.28552077]

>>28551691
(anon) => anon.request("tlrd");

[Anonymous No.28552082]

>>28549601
I bought today, and I too bought in the morning
Going to hold til April

[Anonymous No.28552085]

>>28551931
Eventually yes but generally he says you need to be long stocks until that happens

[Anonymous No.28552088]

>>28549210
can BNGO go any higher?

[Anonymous No.28552133]

>>28552037
depends when you bougt
if you bought DURING the crab youre never going to see gains past 5%

[Anonymous No.28552151]

>>28551974
GEVO
FCEL
Don't say you weren't told

[Anonymous No.28552163]

>>28552088
They very well could but don't gamble

[Anonymous No.28552178]

so from my research i feel like dropping 10k bombs on stocks and letting it ride for mass gains is good, instead of diversifying into a lot of 2k plays

[Anonymous No.28552241]

>>28552151
i'll buy in, better not drop your bags on me anon

[Anonymous No.28552244]

>>28552178
Might I suggest $T, good sir?

[Anonymous No.28552249]

>>28551878
here come the httpa!

[Anonymous No.28552263]

still time to get in BBW early only seen it mentioned here

[Anonymous No.28552309]

I took a bigger loss this week than I've ever even seen anyone take on /smg/
very uncomfy rn brehs

[Anonymous No.28552325]

Um HELLO? Penny stock anon? Are you there??

[Anonymous No.28552328]

>>28552178
the answer to your question is QQQ

[Anonymous No.28552332]

>>28552088
I sold today near the peak at 14.20, I expect a correction next week then I'll buy back in, I think there's still room for growth

[Anonymous No.28552335]

>>28552178
diversify you gambling retard

[Anonymous No.28552343]

>>28551743
It's been a nice week

[Anonymous No.28552364]

everything is technically green!!!!!

all i have to do now is to fall in a coma until summer but i still check everyday obsessively i don't understand why, it's not like i'll add or sell anything at this point

[Anonymous No.28552395]

>>28552088
>30x
>rational market
le fucking ayyy

[Anonymous No.28552409]

>>28552028
I bought a fish from AQB and now it looks like this WTF do I do

[Anonymous No.28552412]

>>28551660
>https://cathiesark.com/arkg-holdings-of-fate
>they have a position in EXAS

I've been researching this stock for a while. It is a good one, but expensive. Neat that a hedgies and I agree on something. Still trying to find a good dip to buy in.

[Anonymous No.28552421]

>>28552309
I'm half in cash this weekend tbqh

[Anonymous No.28552426]

>>28551918
your friend is retarded

[Anonymous No.28552430]

whats the goal for GTE?

[Anonymous No.28552466]

>>28552309
Proof

[Anonymous No.28552504]

>>28551986
why would you put everything on soxl
its not going to 10x

[Anonymous No.28552505]

>>28552430
sell

[Anonymous No.28552525]

>>28551916
We will see. This was the initiation of the ARK position. ARK always adds more if the stonk is decent. I't has gone from 10 at the start of the SPAC in November. 14 on Feb 5. 26 today. I'd be hesitant if it had been selling for a long time and gone up 5x. The target of the SPAC was only announced less than 2 days ago.

If ARKs buying pattern of this is in any way similar to other success stories of theirs, then I will hold.

[Anonymous No.28552543]

Is anybody else hungry? I think its time for a sNAK

[Anonymous No.28552567]

>>28552430
Should of sold already unless you're in it for the long haul.

[Anonymous No.28552571]

>>28552409
OH GOD PUSH IT BACK IN THE WATER
their AquAdvantage Salmon (R) are known to do this sometimes, just make sure you inform the authorities

[Anonymous No.28552584]

>>28552325
>Falling for a guy who is so obviously trying to dump his bags

[Anonymous No.28552593]

>>28552241
Those aren't memestocks, legit companies with both short and long term potential, green energy is the way right now.

[Anonymous No.28552621]

>went from +50% to +16% because I got greedy with options

[Anonymous No.28552630]

>>28552088
Of course it can. It can defeat ILMN in several years if their tech is legit (their assemblies are legit but it doesn't mean shit about the tech).
If you like BNGO, also invest in PACB by the way.

[Anonymous No.28552636]

>>28552395
imagine if i just held lol. i fucked up

[Anonymous No.28552676]

>>28551691
Freeman, prepare for the crash.

[Anonymous No.28552683]

>>28552335
diversifying for the sake of diversifying is retarded
just go all in into SPY if you're going to do that

be exposed to garbage tickers at the same time just because you want to play roulette instead of rigging the game in your favor

[Anonymous No.28552689]

>>28552325
you just got bagged lmao

[Anonymous No.28552699]

>>28552325
Hey, you got Ghost Stock

[Anonymous No.28552718]

>>28551067
i'll have to look into it. that said it would basically be unprecedented if it were to happen. that said, the source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/morgan-stanley-warns-record-numbers-retail-investors-are-flooding-long-vix-could-trigger

>zero hedge

must say im skeptical but i'll read it.

[Anonymous No.28552719]

>>28552430
>my only flaw is this scrawny twig neck
>i think I'll just draw as much attention to it as possible

[Anonymous No.28552721]

>>28552504
L-lol?
(You)

[Anonymous No.28552734]

>>28552505
>>28552430
it looks pretty bullish to me lol

[Anonymous No.28552743]

>went from +50% to 500% because I got greedy with options

[Anonymous No.28552751]

/smg/ weekend valheim server anyone? fun game

[Anonymous No.28552772]

Anyone else feel like a correction is coming soon? I feel weird being up 40% when the whole economy is still in the shitter

[Anonymous No.28552785]

SPRWF posted extremely positive financials yesterday and it took a fucking huge dump lmfao fuck this meme market

[Anonymous No.28552861]

>>28552593
i'll believe you

Also what does everyone think about going in and holding sqqq? The nasdaq literally hit its peak today

[Anonymous No.28552922]

>>28552743

[Anonymous No.28552924]

I don't know why but this ghost stock meme cracks me up. If nothing else, pennyanon has given us this.

[Anonymous No.28552928]

>>28552772
Give it a year

[Anonymous No.28552938]

>>28552721
look if its not gonna 10x in a week dont waste my time

[Anonymous No.28552954]

>>28552772
Nah, the stimulus is coming and it will come even sooner if the signs worsen.
Caveat: if the new cough is way worse than the old cough and all the vaccines are null and void, put all your money into gold and prepare to eat wallpaper.

[Anonymous No.28552965]

>>28552772
there isn't a twitter account that can crash the market with a single tweet anymore

[Anonymous No.28552984]

>>28552924
Fucking cunt skidmore and ids habbidin are majority stake holders of the ghost stock.

[Anonymous No.28552996]

>>28552085
Dude he's literally shilling his own fund while repeating "IN TEN DAYS! REMEMBER TEN DAYS!", when everyone and their mother knows that it could be years before anything big happens. Which btw he himself said near the end of the video pretty quietly, "this could go on".. probably just to save ass when nothing happens

[Anonymous No.28553031]

Literally everyone out there is harping on the massive retail inflow to UVXY...
>The market can't go down they're retarded
>Why go long the VIX now, it's just gonna go down
>no way to squeeze volatility
Like absolutely retarded, maybe billions of dollars of robinhoods money flowing into UVXY should be signaling something. It's not like they don't fucking look at the long term chart, or understand what the security is. Bare minimum if it actually *is* impossible for the VIX to go up at this point, I would say billions of robinhood money going long on VIX should at least signal something is seriously fucking wrong at a societal level that there is this much money who wants to watch the index fall

Also I fucking told you faggots, doom posting is the ultimate meme, people will eat up doom posting every chance they get, everyone wants to watch the market collapse 99% overnight and feel free from the weight of capitalism. Jerome is embarking on a serious mistake letting meme market get this out of control.

[Anonymous No.28553038]

>>28552965
False. Musk's account is still active.

[Anonymous No.28553054]

PSTH up in after hours oh baby

[Anonymous No.28553098]

>>28552718
>I'm skeptical
Yes and I made literally 9 figures using their insider info on QE4 so suck my nuts, it's a more legit source then any financial news we have

[Anonymous No.28553138]

>>28551393
Just contact Robinhood support. They'll do a rollback :^)

[Anonymous No.28553155]

7 days from now I will either be a millionaire or homeless
I am a degenerate gambler
I know that if I win I'll just gamble again

[Anonymous No.28553175]

>>28553038

Biden's account could. But I doubt they let him have access to a smartphone.

*Biden tweet*

>ohh hyello evyrone!
>I'm jushch reaching out to alll the internett peopople lol

[Anonymous No.28553185]

>>28552938
>in a week
Who cares? Expected returns on SOXL over 10 years is >4100%.

[Anonymous No.28553202]

Do you think the stock market will still exist in 50 years?

[Anonymous No.28553221]

>>28552861
>i'll believe you
dyor and you'll understand
>The nasdaq literally hit its peak today
As long as fed funds rate is close to 0 this clown market is going to go on imho

[Anonymous No.28553230]

>>28553155
>he didn't learn from tinny's sacrifice

[Anonymous No.28553240]

>>28553202
is this world going to exist in 50 years?

[Anonymous No.28553253]

>>28553031
i haven't seen anyone on WSB organizing anything over this. who even knows how well they can anymore since so many people have been soured over the GME/AMC debacle, where a few people made out like bandits but many ended up losing everything.

[Anonymous No.28553258]

>>28552028
got in at 8,90, not for the gains but to have the privilege to call myself a fishking

[Anonymous No.28553269]

>>28553240
Sources say no.

[Anonymous No.28553282]

>>28553202
no because i'll be dead

[Anonymous No.28553313]

>>28553202
Is that even a question?

[Anonymous No.28553318]

sold my dude weed lmao for dude uranium lmao

[Anonymous No.28553332]

>>28553230
Unlike Tinny I'm not an insane schizo autist with the IQ of a mudcrab, I'm just a gmabler

[Anonymous No.28553347]

>>28553098
>and i made literally 9 figures

yeah okay kiddo

[Anonymous No.28553375]

>>28553202
Maybe. I think not though. 50 years is about "Peak resource" timeline, Fresh water might be in serious decline by the way.
Which, also, if you like Michael Burry, take him serious for his plays on water, the housing collapse call was insane yes, but sounding the alarm on a vast fresh water crisis is what he is really going to be known for.

[Anonymous No.28553394]

>>28553185
but the markets gonna crash well before then and societies will collapse
you need to be 10xing your money every week or youre not going to have shit when the new world order begins

[Anonymous No.28553446]

>>28552965
>BTC crashes as a whale wants to cash out
>Takes out all fintech
>ARK crashes
>TSLA crashes
>People start liquidating healthy stock to cover margin calls on their shit fintech stock
>Dot Com style market crash
>Fed "saves" the economy by inflating housing by offering loans to hoards of jobless spics let over the border
>They can't pay
>Mega nation ending recession
>Next Hitler comes to power with the help of the Chiese
>All is well in 2035

[Anonymous No.28553507]

>>28549266
Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.28553538]

>>28553253
They have been, there is a lot of chatter around the web on UVXY. go look at my original post, this week, yes this exact week, saw the largest inflow to volatility ETN's EVER. EVER. The single largest single week inflow to LONG VOLATILITY. Something is wrong in the market, and I'm vastly afraid that the index will continue to climb and everyone will laugh at retail losing their ass on UVXY when really the fed should have pulled the plug.

[Anonymous No.28553545]

>>28553375
Anyone here in the know about the proposed water pipeline from the great lakes to arizona?

[Anonymous No.28553548]

>>28552861
I think the best overall portfolio that should be safe in downtrends is to short shit companies with as much money as you long good companies/leveraged indices. The net result is that your losses during a downturn should be absorbed by the gains on the shorts, which surely should progress faster than the loss of capital on the long positions. Moreover, in the normal case, your shit companies go down while your good companies go up, therefore you're always making money in any case.
No need to try to time the market or anything like that this way.
Personally I go full soxl + memes + 4 "long holds" and call it a day, because I'm too lazy to do this. But I did a quick backtest on ibkr's horrible, useless, no-good tool (it pretty much only allows you to backtest this exact strategy and nothing else, be it manual or automatic, or even a set of stock picks, is allowed) and it seems to perform as well as tqqq but without the drawdown.

[Anonymous No.28553558]

>>28553446
>Next Hitler comes to power
>With the help of the Chiese
>All is well in 2035

[Anonymous No.28553579]

>>28552584
>>28552689
>>28552699
It's just my watch list.
I sold DGTW already after 250% profit.

[Anonymous No.28553591]

>CRMD

Approval this month. Stock is moving up. Are you in?

[Anonymous No.28553592]

>DFFN

[Anonymous No.28553625]

>>28553446
Who would let the whale crash btc in the first place?
If a whale tried they’d be killed(if you can find them)
If an anon than no one would facilitate the sales. You could move money wherever you want but they just wouldn't let you dump on the market.

[Anonymous No.28553638]

Is this guy the next messiah of stocks? He is dead serious about GRST. Maybe I will hold my 1600 bucks in this rehab center.. fuck it

[Anonymous No.28553642]

>>28553313
Most young people support socialism. Automation/AI will probably replace most workers by then.

[Anonymous No.28553660]

>>28553375
I'm glad I live in Wales where there will never be a shortage of fresh rain water, ever.

[Anonymous No.28553668]

>>28553258
I'm in it for the memes too, not a big position though

[Anonymous No.28553671]

>>28553230
>retards playing with options: the graph
RIP tinny

[Anonymous No.28553673]

How am I supposed to get dopamine the next 3 days?

[Anonymous No.28553730]

>>28553394
New world order doesn't care about money at all, therefore that concern is useless. Better just dca during downturns in that case and wait for the recovery. No recovery, no problem since the world is fucked and doesn't care about money. Recovery? You're rich, congrats.
If you want to prepare for NWO, flip profits into guns, ammo, precious metals (yes really), good trade skills (mechanical and electronics repairs, first aid, surgery, sewing), gas and fuel, medical supplies, etc. See for reference:
http://tacticalintelligence.net/blog/shtf-survival-qa-a-first-hand-account.htm
Also get land ASAP, although if you avoid getting land now, you'll get it as cheap as you can afford manning defensive positions post-collapse.

[Anonymous No.28553731]

>>28553673
sex with your gf

[Anonymous No.28553735]

>>28553673
go outside

[Anonymous No.28553737]

>>28553673
you could buy drugs

[Anonymous No.28553747]

>>28553642
>Most young people support socialism. Automation/AI will probably replace most workers by then.
Literally nothing to do with the existence of the stock market

[Anonymous No.28553781]

>>28553538
So UVXY is going to go down in the near term? I want to dollar cost average into it for the next few months. This bull market is nearing it's end sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.28553798]

>>28553673
Start trading crypto. It goes 24/7

[Anonymous No.28553801]

>>28553731
she's on her period and only wants anal but I refuse, thats nasty

[Anonymous No.28553802]

>>28549266
Just ask for a refund bro

[Anonymous No.28553806]

>>28553548
not a bad strat, I'll keep it in mind. thank u

>>28553221
u right

[Anonymous No.28553809]

>>28553642
All the communist faggots I've met were all thinking that the singularity is right around the corner. Man, will they be disappointed...

[Anonymous No.28553810]

>>28552412
It it dips near 20 or so, I guess Cathie might load up some more. She'll probably buy more if other institutions pile in and drive it higher too. Her 1.5 million stock purchase was unusually high if you look at her regular spending pattern.

[Anonymous No.28553836]

when is the next $ATOS catalyst?

[Anonymous No.28553962]

>>28553730
>New world order doesn't care about money at all, therefore that concern is useless
thats the point you need to run up your money now while it still has value and get things set up so you and the people you want around you are ready

[Anonymous No.28554037]

>>28553673
just sleep

[Anonymous No.28554087]

NEW >>28553929

NEW >>28553929

NEW >>28553929

[Anonymous No.28554101]

Going good so far. Had a shit day today but can't complain

[Anonymous No.28554126]

>>28553801
faggot

[Anonymous No.28554386]

>>28552241
>gevo
>bags
in since 1 dollar its not a memeshit stock

[Anonymous No.28554533]

>>28553558
I was just memeing at that point.
>>28553625
BTC isn't regulated and if things start looking shaky at Tesla, the first thing that the board would do would be to sell the BTC for some quick liquidity.

[Anonymous No.28554900]

>>28554386
>in since 1 dollar
Dare I say based?

[Anonymous No.28554933]

>>28553031
why the fuck are they buying UVXY? what am i missing

[Anonymous No.28554986]

>>28550554
me, but my bb bags are getting heavy

[Anonymous No.28555024]

>>28553638
What is that software/website?

[Anonymous No.28555035]

>>28554933
>he doesn't know

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-fed/fed-eyes-trouble-in-commercial-real-estate-corporate-debt-in-2021-stress-tests-idUSKBN2AC1KN

[Anonymous No.28555092]

>>28553731
HE THINKS I HAVE ONE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.28555102]

>>28554933
You aren't missing anything