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Can someone give me a rundown on this? Seems like a good project but can't find anything about the developers which seems like a red flag to me

>> No.28535781

And which country is it developed in?

>> No.28535879

>>28535710
Quick rundown on them:

rothschilds bow to the graph,

in contact with aliens,

rumoured to possess psychic abilities,

control france with an iron fist,

own castles and banks all over the world,

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line,

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Grafnograd will be be the first city),

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth,
first designer babies will be Graphene Babies,

founders said to have 200+ IQ

>> No.28535950

Imagine buying Google Stock in 1998, holding it, and having a measly 10k stack being worth millions of dollars that pays you 13% APY at minimum.

That is the rundown on this.

>> No.28536107

But nothing about the developers?

>> No.28536175

>>28535950
>Imagine buying Google Stock in 1998
So we just buy now and hold it for 20 years?

>> No.28536306

>>28536175
More like 3-5

>> No.28536335

>>28535710
It's a pump and dump, but a well-disguised pump and dump.
I'm financially ruined because of this shitcoin.

>> No.28536691

>>28536175
This. Is literally a 100x and pretty stable. 3 months old. This is the biggest coin of 2021.

I tried to flip it and lost 2500 GRT overall. It just keeps fucking PUMPIIN.

>> No.28537057

>>28536335
How do you fuck this uo

>> No.28537211

>>28535950
This. The reason there isn't going to be a crash for "The Google of Blockchain" tm is because eventually everyone is going to be staking which means little selling.

>> No.28537749
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yeah the thing about GRT is it kinda goes over people's heads, and to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand GRT. The tech is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical blockchain most of the indexes will go over a typical retard's head. There's also Yaniv's jewish outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Talmudic literature, for instance. The graphites understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these delegations, to realize that they're not just pieces of the future- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GRT truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the genius in Yaniv's existencial catchphrase "the google of blockchain" which itself is a cryptic reference to Sergey's epic Russian pump and dump. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Tal's genius unfolds itself on their binance screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a GRT tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5k GRT of my own stack (preferably lower) beforehand.

>> No.28538479

>>28535710
No problem. We all know the 2016 election was rigged but not many are familiar with exactly how it was rigged. Such is the genesis of the GRT token and its scam front known as "The Graph."

She was the most qualified candidate ever with the lengthiest, most impeccable resume of all time. Everyone knew it was her turn. Except Donald Trump. He and he alone flew to Moscow on his 747 to meet with none other than Vladimir Putin - arch nemesis of the United States - to summon his help in rigging the 2016 election against what should have been the First Girl President Ever. In the cold halls of the Kremlin they dined on caviar - Russia has some of the best - and vodka - Russia also has vodka - and decided that not only could Putin, along with the KGB and The Kremlin building, rig the election but they would actually like to do so. The cost? Well you can see it in the GRT tokenomic landscape. 10 billion tokens, each with a final value of NEGATIVE 300M.

That's $30,000,000,000,000,000,000

Wow, can you believe how much money that is? Neither can I. So after the election rigging worked and Donald Trump became president his first order was to change his official name to General Ronald Trump. This signaled to Putin that Trump was starting to create the GRT token, his only achievement in office. He enlisted his trusty Pakistani Dev Team whomst he'd had on retainer since 1994 and they started hyping the coin. It works like this - When you buy it, the money goes to Putin. And most research shows that the coin will have a final value of NEGATIVE 300M by March 1st, also known as March fools day. Pretty ironic, but I guess all of this is.

Anyway the United States Navy is monitoring the situation in order to safeguard the dollar and every single holder of GRT will end up in the FEMA Debtor Prison in Oklahoma so selling NOW would be a good idea.
>>28535781
Pakistan
>>28535879
WRONG
>>28535950
DONT YOU DARE USE GOOGLE IN THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURS
>>28536107
PAKISTANIS

>> No.28538732

>>28538479
I was worried about you GRTsux I haven't seen you in a while

>> No.28538918

>>28535950
Unironically this

>> No.28539143

>>28537749
checked

>> No.28539339

>>28535879
i for once welcome our new GRT overlords

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>>28538479
It's not a GRT thread without you.

>> No.28539573

>>28538479
based

>> No.28539610

why are there no legitimate answers lmao i'm happy i dumped

>> No.28539921

>>28537057
Bought in "low" if /biz/'s EOM and EOY predictions are anything to go by (2500 at $2.50)
>it fucking tanks to $2.30
>sell and get the hell out before the rug gets pulled any further
always do the opposite of what you see on /biz/

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>>28538479
never leave us again damn you