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>Friend asks me what to buy two days ago
>Tell him GRT, NU, ALGO and ADA
>He makes a solid 1.7x in 2 days
>Contantly sends me images of shit P&Ds that 1000x in a day and blames me for "not telling him about them"

Okay fuck this cunt. What do I tell him to invest in so he loses it all?

>> No.28513023

>>28512804
I'll probably just tell him to short BTC with leverage cause "the bubble is popping". Is this a good strat?

>> No.28513125

Just tell him to fuck off and to do his own research then.

Fucking faggot.

>> No.28513173

>>28512804
invest in meme coins

>> No.28513281

>>28512804
why do u want to hurt your friend?

>> No.28513305

>>28512804
Just wait for the next obvious biz rugpull. Or XRP lol

>> No.28513367

>>28512804
RBC

>> No.28513400

careful that you dont end up in Kleros court, sir

>> No.28513407

>>28512804
AVAX

>> No.28513509

>>28512804
Tell him to buy Shiba Inu so I can finally dump my doggy doodoo bags all over him

>> No.28513519

>>28512804
HOGE

>> No.28513546

>>28512804
HOGE.

>> No.28513669

>>28513023
That's a great idea.

>> No.28513706

>>28513281
Because God giveth and God taketh away

>> No.28513726

chainlink for sure. let him feel the wrath of sergey dumps

>> No.28513811

>>28512804
McDonalds coin, whatever that literal scam is called. Or just wait for the next shitcoin shilled by pajets.

>> No.28513842

tell him to figure his own shit out, anon. but don't intentionally sabotage him, you don't need that on your conscience.

>> No.28513875

>>28512804
McDonald’s coin but that might be too obvious. Hoge, rubric, and donut, shib coin

>> No.28515033

>>28513509
Based

>> No.28515501

>>28512804
Just explain to him that those are exactly like penny stocks.

Yes if you pick the right one amd hold it for a year you can go 100x. But 99 out of every hundred you are either too late or they will fail and you will lose everything.

>> No.28516177

>>28512804
>him
Ask him if he's a literal pussy. Only a woman would be so helpless and demanding some man tell her what to do, so she can blame him later if it goes wrong, or not as good as with others in this case.
So, yeah, fuck this cunt. Tell him to man up and DYOR and to stop complaining when he himself is too dumb or afraid to make his own decisions.

>> No.28516232

Tell him to go all in on Mcdonalds Coin
There'll be a big pump soon

>> No.28516681

>>28512804
>grt
>not a pump and dump
Projects can go to billions worth of market cap and still wither into nothingness

>> No.28516793

>>28512804
>1000x two times
>become millionaire
He's right to be mad. Who cares about turning $100 to 170 nigga lmao

>> No.28516892

>tell you friends to do the opposite of your trades
That way if your trades are right you win and dab on your friends. If your trades are wrong you can leech off your friends because you helped them become rich. Win win

>> No.28516986

>>28516892
>If your trades are wrong you can leech off your friends because you helped them become rich.
Yeah, that doesn't really work. They'll very quickly develop the delusion that they were the genius for making the trade, and that you were an idiot for not.

>> No.28517023

>>28516177
this, his friend sounds like an entitled faggot

>> No.28517462

Had a similar experience where I helped a guy I said I would help a while back. I tell him when the bottom is in on a bunch of primo picks. He's up a lot just like me. Starts turning into a fucking cunt already. I told him I would let him know when the top is in so he can sell but since he turned out to be just another cunt, I'm not telling him when to sell. I hope he loses it all when I dunk on his retarded ass