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>> No.28491851

I'm just gonna show the world to my family

>> No.28491884
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>>28491768
yikes
are you this guy?

>> No.28491898

>>28491851
so they'll finally accept you as a woman?

>> No.28491945
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>>28491768
why make it if no threesome

>> No.28491969
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I already have my wife

>> No.28492000

>>28491945
Hnghh

>> No.28492033
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>>28491969
Same. So comfy.

>> No.28492047

>>28491768
that is your make it girl? why did you only invest 50$ anon?

>> No.28492067

>>28491884
Based af

>> No.28492082
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reporting in

>> No.28492087
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>>28491768

>> No.28492121

>>28491768
I'm gay sorry

>> No.28492125

>>28492047
I'm at $450k now

>> No.28492136

>>28492087
Based taste anon

>> No.28492158

>>28492082
Yo thats my sister wtf

>> No.28492162

>>28492136
>>28492087
i wonder how long until he posts this on twitter with "wow they think im a girl... so affirming"

>> No.28492178

>>28492121
Post your "made it" boy then

>> No.28492209

>>28492082
got more??

>> No.28492234
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>>28491969
>I already have my wife

>> No.28492252

>>28492125
and you still pine for cheap chav sluts? i guess money doesnt change some people

>> No.28492255

>>28492121
Found the linkie

>> No.28492266
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Lick em nips

>> No.28492281
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>>28491768

>> No.28492312

>>28492252
Money is not changing how my dick works... For now

>> No.28492357

ITT: larps

>> No.28492405

>>28492266
wtf thats my girlfriend

>> No.28492442
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>> No.28492507

>>28492357
The larpers are the ones claiming not having made money, it has been almost impossible as everything mooned.

>> No.28492509
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>>28491768
I am close to becoming a millionaire and I STILL can't find a fucking gf. I am 27. Still a kissless dateless virgin. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOLD DIGGERS AT!?

>> No.28492551

>>28492509
Buy whores
>>28492442
Bueno

>> No.28492565
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>>28491768

>> No.28492632

>>28492281
Only one with good taste in this thread

>> No.28492677

>>28492551
I dont want to get off, I can masturbate if I want that. I want a girl to find me hot. I want to see the lust in her eyes as I fuck her. Not have her think "I cant wait for this to be over, collect my 200$ and go home".

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28492767

i already have my wife

>> No.28492790

>>28492509
what you think money buys a quality gf
you're all losers, poor or rich
we don't live in times where wealth signals quality of mate much

>> No.28492794
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>>28492047
>>28492158
>>28492405
>>28492234
>>28492158
I legit have not laughed this hard in 2021

>> No.28492828

>>28492767
based

>> No.28492912

>>28492509
seeking dot com

>> No.28492971

>>28492033
cats are not wives, anon

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>> No.28492980

I'll bet you all these girls are the most soulless boring people ever

>> No.28492997

>>28492677
Get a good one they know what they are doing

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>> No.28493080
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This is now an RSR Slampig thread.

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>>28491768

>> No.28493118

>>28492677
Better up your consistency in the gym. Home gym master race is the best.

>> No.28493148

>>28492266
holy shit, name?

>> No.28493172

>>28492971
>he hasn't heard about catgirls

>> No.28493216

>>28493148
art thou retarded? the address is literally in the photo

>> No.28493228

>>28491945
>looking at lesbian fuck each other’s and feeling realized

>> No.28493247

>>28493148
andrea. she is single now. have fun

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>> No.28493261

>>28493091
Basted

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>> No.28493271
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>>28492725

>> No.28493333

>>28492509
Sit in a hotel bar in Saudi smoking sheesha. You're welcome.

You won't believe it's reality

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>>28492725

>> No.28493366

>>28493271
me loving some asian cyborg

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>> No.28493408

>>28492509
Kek, and there's married men wishing they were you.
Go figure aye...

>> No.28493417
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28493417

>tfw no chubby squarejawed bong gf

>> No.28493460

>>28492082
SAUCE!

>> No.28493473
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>>28493091
Girlfriend and wingman. Uhm hello based department?!

>> No.28493474

>>28493247
>>28492405
B A S E D

>> No.28493489
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>>28491768
some qt like her, blue eyes and blond hair

>> No.28493491

As long as she has perfect tits I'm sold.

>> No.28493617

>>28493333
>Saudi
>bar
Guess that's permissible if you're loaded

>> No.28493624

>>28493491
> perfect tits
wdym

>> No.28493704
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>>28493489
based dari poster

>> No.28493754

i'd look for a gf that doesn't know i'm rich
all the women you eastern europeans are going for are gold diggers that fuck chads behind your back, that are stupid, and that eventually divorce to get your money

>> No.28493825

>>28492082
Looks like my wife when we started dating in HS. I would give anything for to look like that again. ANYTHING.

>> No.28493847

>>28493624
The standing tits, obviously. Big enough but not too much.

>>28493754
This.

>> No.28493885

>>28493704
dibs

>> No.28493891

>>28493825
How old is she and how many children

>> No.28493997
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>>28491768
I will make Power Girl real

>> No.28494021

>>28493891
28 two boys and a girl.

>> No.28494031
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>> No.28494068

>>28491945
Armenian?

>> No.28494111

>>28494021
Comfy family anon, cherish what you have

>> No.28494159

>>28493408
I don’t think there’s a single married man that wishes he was a “kissless virgin” desu

>> No.28494193

>>28492677
former NEET frequenting /r9k/ until around 2015, just now got out of it last year. Fucked 8 girls since then, 3 of which I‘m still seeing / fucking regularly. All from Tinder / mutual friends.

here is my cliché advice: Get yourself in order if you aren‘t already. Get reasonably /fit/ (don‘t fall down that hole too much though, girls don‘t care about anything more than a slightly muscular body, any goal they have on /fit/ is gym neet terretory that also turns most girls off).
Groom yourself, find a style that works for your hair (go to an expensive hairdresser and ask them), shave yourself regularly or keep up a clean shaven, well oiled beard, try to clean up your skin if you habe acne. Wash your face every day, then put moisturizer on it.
Eat healthy and sleep enough. Not only is it good for your life span, you will look 20% better after just two weeks of that, and girls notice.
GET WELL DRESSED! This is fucking key. I did all the things I said before but left out that part for two years, no chances. As soon as I turned my wardrobe around I suddenly was attractive. It‘s literally a fucking cheat code to be attractive. With style I don‘t necessarily mean go like /fa/ or worse, reddit male fashion advice. Go with the style you are interested in. Are you a metalhead? Look up cool looking band outfits, copy some od those AND MAKE SURE THEY FIT.
Generally, if you are not that attractive, a niche is better to be in as you have bonus points. I for example like artsy girls – got myself an artsy wardrobe / haircut / tinder profile and now I‘m fucking 8‘s as a 6.

>> No.28494203

Already married but I'd look for the same thing now
>6/10 and homely
>nice
>likes to laugh

>> No.28494248

>>28492725
Slampig or braphog?

>> No.28494315

>>28494111
Checked and I do. I really do. Love her to bits but I just wish she looked 18 forever. I'm no stud myself anymore so I should be grateful.

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>> No.28494429

>>28494193
>>28494203

on the internet everybody is always conveniently right above average
not too much
just a bit above average
keeping it realistic

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>>28493885
well I can larp and say no, but she's probably fucking some loaded dude in LA lol

>> No.28494801

>>28494193
>Go with the style you are interested in
I literally dont give a shit. Like, as I am typing this post, I dont know what the color of my t-shirt is. I just want to appeal to girls. I dont have a style.

But thanks for the advice man, I appreciate it.

>> No.28494821

>>28493489
is her name monika?

>> No.28494877

>>28494429
My wife is in good shape and I'm an Amerimutt so that's already like an automatic 6/10 in my mind, really.

>> No.28494880

>>28494031
top kek

>> No.28494999

>>28494877
if you measure the average while including Brazilians, Thai women and Aboriginals you mean?

>> No.28495166

>>28494315
My wife is just about to give birth to my second - age hits women like a freight train. My wife still looks great at 34 and she's hyper focused on not gaining weight (not really fir though) and wants to get a boob job in a few months. Feeling pretty comfy, just make sure they don't get fat and they'll be better than their peers in comparison. Keep yourself fit and alpha and they will keep up as best they can

>> No.28495288

>>28494801
then check out what kind of girls you find attractive beyond good looks and good body. Do you want a trad-wife? Goth gf? Basic girl? And clothe yourself accordingly. If you don‘t want to think about outfits etc. just copy them, there are TONS of WAYWT sites where you can simply copy that. Get like five good outfits, THAT FIT WELL (go to a tailor) and you‘ll have your style in order without needing to think about it for at least a year—congrats you just became 50% more attractive (at least).

>> No.28495331

>>28495166
this is what scares me about settling down desu. I am a man child, almost 38 and going from one girl to the next. Sometimes one night stands but more often than not I find a nice girl to have a short/middle term relationship and then I find an excuse to end it.

I'm scared to settle down and them not keeping up and then I'll just do what I do now, sleep around but with someone actually getting hurt for my actions. I don't think monogamy is for me but maybe I do want a little mini me within the next 3-4 years.

What do bros?

>> No.28495361

>>28495166
make them vegeterian bro anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jcvq63B2bOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6oJA_xhTa8

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>>28491768

>> No.28495408

>>28495331
I guess I should be clearer. I am fucking afraid of not finding women my age attractive when I'm older. It's happening already. There are very very few women over 35 i'd find attractive

>> No.28495451

>>28492087
that's a woman

>> No.28495474

>>28494821
No, her name is Daria Zolikova

>> No.28495476

>>28491768
Yo thats me, when I dress up as a girl wtf.

>> No.28495511

>>28495474
can't find shit about her
post more

>> No.28495524

>>28495408
then date younger chicks. The great thing about being a high value man is you get access to nearly all age ranges. Single women are basically useless once they hit their 30s. If they were worth marrying or having kids with they would've been married with kids by then. Why date and fuck women in their 30s when you can do the same with women in their 20s? If you don't want to settle down, then don't, you do you

>> No.28495562

>>28491768
>middle of the bullrun
Kek
You gonna hold these bags for a while!

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>>28492725
CHAINS OF LED AND GLASS, I CURSE YOU TO DAMNATION

>> No.28495580

>>28494193
High effort SIMP

>> No.28495605

>>28493847
>The standing tits
The fake tits

>> No.28495611

>>28491768
Trashy.

>> No.28495617

>>28495524
this
also being rich helps if you're going for early 20s

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>>28495511
yungdari on instagram

>> No.28495672

>>28495633
>yungdari
oh right it's that girl
everyone is shitting on her for being with a grey eyed guy lmao

>> No.28495681

>>28492565
>david star
>cutting herself
>tats
Very nice, good choice, anon.

>> No.28495742

>>28495524
yeah I do that now. But i was still not explaining myself properly.
If I were to settle down, I'm scared I'd be disgusted by my wife later on, because even if she takes care of herself, women don't age well. Sounds harsh but it is what it is.

>> No.28495775

>>28492509
>he got rich before learning how to pull women
The problem here is that even if you do find a gf, you wouldn't ever be able to trust them or fully believe that they love you and not your money. I'm a happily engaged poorfag and will never have to deal with this issue.

>> No.28495823

>>28495775
this is why really rich people date under age girls
there is a reason for it

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>> No.28495902

>>28495742
yeah that's the reality and often a trade off. your options are to be single forever and date around to keep things fresh (eventually you will run out of steam) or marry/LTR a woman who holds the values you want your kids to have. Then all throughout the marriage you have to maintain frame and keep her "in check" by staying fit and ambitious, manly, etc. To her this signals that you can still get women better than her, as women are keenly aware of their own value at all times. If she is a quality woman (you should be vetting every woman hard for quality if you're considering them as a serious partner) then she will do the things required of her to remain attractive to you. If she wouldn't do this, then she is a trash woman and not worth settling for. Remember, every woman you date is you settling for them, women only date up

>> No.28496004

>>28494193
>spending that much time and effort just to touch meat flaps
yikes

>> No.28496036

>>28495775
believing that women truly love you for you and not for what you can provide them (happiness, money, status, fun, whatever) is the cope of this century. You will learn this a few years into your marriage and things get stale or go through a rough spot. Women only care about how you make them feel in that moment.

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>>28491768

>> No.28496299

>>28495902
based

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>>28495775
Well just don't tell them that you are rich? Like with all the problems that I have, that I don't see as one. I mean I have never been on a date before, but it's not like she is gonna ask "Hey anon, did you happen to make 850000 off crypto and stock trading over the last years?", right? Or how does this work?

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>>28491768
I'm only picking a girl of the same race as me, Slavic
also at least 180cm (I'm 190cm) and educated
when I make it I'll go to Ukraine, Russia and Belarus to find a wife. Bring her to nice country like Portugal, Malta, Slovenia maybe Switzerland and start a family, at least 4 children. Glad I know russian

>> No.28496763

>>28495854
best post itt

>> No.28496831

>>28496750
Hngggg

>> No.28496859

>>28494336
best itt

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>>28495564
my sides

>> No.28497010

>>28494336
janitors

>> No.28497068

>>28496036
I really don't like women, but don't tell me this isn't the same for men. I also want a wife for her to do housework and make me feel good, not for "love".