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Does biz understand money? Anonymous Thu Feb 11 23:59:12 2021 No.28475040 [Reply] [Original]

If I had a machine that spat out a $1 bill on the first day of every year for an infinite amount of years, how much is my machine worth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:07:50 2021 No.28475619 >>28475040 $0 because one hour at McDonalds puts me 7 years ahead of your stupid money machine bullshit

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:08:44 2021 No.28475673 >>28475040 unironically $3

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:09:27 2021 No.28475731 >>28475040 $0 as it isn't connected to chainlink to make sure the bill is authentic

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:12:47 2021 No.28475954 >>28475619 How about a $100 bill instead

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:22:48 2021 No.28476601 >>28475040 0$ because counterfeit money isn't worth anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:24:32 2021 No.28476725 >>28475040 it's a promissory note fuck face. go back to redd1+

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:27:03 2021 No.28476892 >>28475040 A borgar with small fries

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:28:40 2021 No.28476985 $13.50

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:29:20 2021 No.28477030 >>28475040 How much is the fed worth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:30:15 2021 No.28477081 >>28475040 >$1 bill on the first day of every year you'd have to pay me to take in that piece of shit, faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:31:52 2021 No.28477196 >>28475673 Based Factoring in inflation, the calculation would be something like 1 (first year) + .98 + . 95 + ... + .01

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:32:33 2021 No.28477248 >>28475040 It’s worth zero because the cost to manufacture the machine and ongoing power costs and maintenance would not be covered by the $1/year especially considering ongoing inflation.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:33:38 2021 No.28477333 >>28475673 >>28477196 3 is not the limit of that function, it's not even close take your gay pseudo-intellectual shit back to rebbit you fucking nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:33:44 2021 No.28477344 File: 339 KB, 716x393, 21862138543.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>28475040 Give us the discount rate you fuckwad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:33:54 2021 No.28477355 >>28477248 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:34:07 2021 No.28477369 >>28475040 >how much is my machine worth? Whatever you can get for it on ebay

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:35:39 2021 No.28477465 DUDE

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:35:56 2021 No.28477488 >>28475040 Negative money. You would have to pay me to store that shit for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:36:45 2021 No.28477538 WEED

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:37:56 2021 No.28477601 LMAO

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:38:29 2021 No.28477646 >>28475040 In a century a billion dollars is going to be worth as much as a blockbuster gift card

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:42:43 2021 No.28477919 >>28475954 $100 x 20 years = $2,000. Factor in inflation and I will give you 5 bucks for it right now. >A couple bucks every year Completely worthless

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:44:14 2021 No.28478017 >>28475040 OP you are so fucking stupid. I hate you

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:44:29 2021 No.28478034 >>28477333 I don't know what ur talking aboit but businesses are valuated on 3 years of revenue

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 00:52:55 2021 No.28478546 >>28475619 So can I have 1,000,000 of OP's machines for free?

>>	None !oYUUUUUUUU Fri Feb 12 00:55:00 2021 No.28478668 >>28475040 ~$50, based on long-term treasury yields

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:00:31 2021 No.28478989 >>28478034 You stupid fuck. Businesses are valued on free cash flow/income. Revenue equals income when there is no cost. The box is worth 1/discount rate. Jesus fuck tech stocks have adled more minds than fetal alcohol syndrome

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:05:07 2021 No.28479241 >>28478034 A business is worth the sum of its discounted cash flow statements from now into infinity, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:29:05 2021 No.28480606 Between $1 and $4

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 12 01:30:10 2021 No.28480669 >>28477646 Try the next 5 years

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