/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28391469]

my mother in law just found 0.4 btc she bought 4 years ago and is giving them to me to trade. How do i turn this into $2mils. No pajeet scamcoins please

[Anonymous No.28391609]

>>28391469
just hold it. now you're far ahead of most people. you *only* need 0.6 to get a full coin. just stack and hold

[Anonymous No.28391837]

man
What the fuck
She is so beautiful it makes me feel empty

[Anonymous No.28392045]

>>28391609

>you only need 0.6 to get a full coin

wat

[Anonymous No.28392059]

>>28391837
Yeah she has those good eyes, not those disgusting blue ones you usually see.

[Anonymous No.28392075]

>>28391469
Sell that shit wait for crash and buy link at a discount
wait a couple of years and you will be a multi millionaire

[Anonymous No.28392165]

damn your mother in law is pretty hot dude

[Anonymous No.28392192]

>>28391469
Nice mom man, ig?

[Anonymous No.28392258]

>>28391837
Sorry incel but she belongs to a Russian chad

[Anonymous No.28392331]

If you want you can try OpenDAO ( OPEN), yesterday i saw a whale drop 1 mili in at 2.05 and i aped in. Now that i looked at the product i know i made the right choice. Biz still sleeping on it atm i haven't seen any thread around here

[Anonymous No.28392350]

>>28392258
Jesus
>TFW black

[Anonymous No.28392431]

>>28391469
GRT, AVAX, Reef and you should get a decent return

[Anonymous No.28392521]

>>28392258
>chad

[Anonymous No.28392705]

>>28392521
You will never be him.

[Anonymous No.28392977]

>>28392705
i could beat him up

[Anonymous No.28393017]

>>28392705
sure, it would suck to be subhuman

[Anonymous No.28393031]

>>28391469
Seduce your stepmom after 1mil

[Anonymous No.28393075]

>>28392977
based

[Anonymous No.28393091]

>>28393017
based

[Anonymous No.28393138]

All in on ID.

[Anonymous No.28393226]

>>28392258
She will either have no children or her children will have black irises like her bf.
Why do white people hate their phenotype so much? Sad!

[Anonymous No.28393601]

>>28392977
>>28393017
>>28393226
Cope

[Anonymous No.28393653]

>>28392045
.4+.6=1

[Anonymous No.28393730]

>>28393601
post body

[Anonymous No.28393736]

>>28393653
and by holding 0.4 he gets the 0.6 when?

[Anonymous No.28393817]

>>28393730
You seem to think lifting weights will change the fact you're an incel

[Anonymous No.28393837]

>>28391469
turn half of it into kBTC and farm KLON on klondike.finance
No IL, no losing your BTC

Look into the whales that are buying KLON. A literal $40M whale that was early on HEGIC, SNX, WHITE and YFI is loading up massively on KLON (nearly 15% of the supply)

Biz is sleeping on this but this thing will be MASSIVE

[Anonymous No.28393891]

>>28393817
>>28393736
>>28393730
>>28393653
>>28393601
>>28393226
>>28393138
>>28393091
>>28393075
>>28393031
>>28393017
>>28392977
>>28392705
>>28392521
>>28392431
>>28392350
>>28392331
>>28392258
>>28392192
>>28392165
>>28392075
>>28392059
>>28392045
>>28391837
>>28391609
guys it turns out im not getting anything, some faggot niggers scammed her and sold her fake btc

[Anonymous No.28393893]

>>28393736

[Anonymous No.28394029]

>>28393893
>hold 0.4 btc until its 1 btc

[Anonymous No.28394076]

>>28392258
He actually tatooed wake up on his face. Thats an actual, real life tattoo...

The funny part is its cringe af...like some shit you'd see on some novelty twitter SJW jew tshirt shop. But theyre russian or some shit so all the other russians have no idea, and neither does he.

[Anonymous No.28394125]

>>28393891
kek

[Anonymous No.28394159]

iExec RLC

best tech in crypto
decentralized cloud computing
decentralized oracles
backed by the european union, intel, google, nvidia, ibm, microsoft
it will do at least 500x

IMMINENT LISTING ON US EXCHANGES INCLUDING COINBASE

lift off is soon

[Anonymous No.28394272]

>>28393891

[Anonymous No.28394361]

>>28391469
>MIL hodls 4 tenths coin to massive gains
>rather than just continuing to HODL until the 1 BTC is worth a million in 1 decade, continuing the successful strategy that was working
>anon decides to day trade
>loses it all
>buys $ROPE when BTC hits 1 million a decade later

[Anonymous No.28394378]

>>28394159
that sounds good, looks extremely undervalued
thanks nig

[Anonymous No.28394457]

>>28394159
Looks like toxic waste

[Anonymous No.28394490]

>>28393891
u fukin wat m8

[Anonymous No.28394629]

>>28394076
Women don't find things cringe, to her that tattoo makes him an edgy chad. The only thing she finds cringe are bitter incels like you.

[Anonymous No.28394680]

>>28394159
Holy shit i saw this coin posted on the board many times but never actually looked into it, I just did my own research now and this shit looks genuinely fucking amazing

How is this not top 50 yet? Grabbing a bag now, bless you bro hope you make it

[Anonymous No.28394715]

Buy HOGE

[Anonymous No.28394736]

>>28393891
lmao what??

[Anonymous No.28394816]

>>28394029
Hold 0.4 btc on aave until it's 1 btc, yes.

[Anonymous No.28394859]

>>28392521
>implying this isn't full russian fuckboy chad mode

[Anonymous No.28395107]

>>28394859
I'd suck his cock

[Anonymous No.28395124]

>>28394859
lol i take it back i see now why he doesn't smile in any photos

[Anonymous No.28395241]

>>28394159
How the fuck did I not know about this until now? Damn I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.28395243]

>>28395124
ayyy fucking lmao...

[Anonymous No.28395388]

>>28395124

[Anonymous No.28395562]

>>28391469
>>28391837
>>28392059
>>28392258
>>28392705
>>28394859
>>28394076
>>28393730
>>28393817
She actually needs your help. Time to flex those cryptogains on her poorfag artsy (((chad))) bf.

[Anonymous No.28395636]

>>28395562
>Friends, I am asking you for help. Today 11.02 in my family there was a great grief, my mother got into an accident, and is now in intensive care, the taxi driver died on the spot and now every minute counts. Mom urgently needs to do several operations, for which there is currently no money on hand. Our family will give every penny, money is needed now, there are very few chances, but they are. Now we are short of about 350 thousand rubles for the operation and related costs. Please, please transfer to debt, whoever can, below the card details:
Zolikova Daria
4893 4704 1624 1344 4893 4704 3464 1061
t. google translate

[Anonymous No.28395729]

Buy LTO. Wait 2 years. Easy

[Anonymous No.28395770]

>>28392258
Holy shit I was going to stay asleep forever but then I saw that tattoo and it really made me think...

[Anonymous No.28395836]

>>28392258
chads in russia are vlads

[Anonymous No.28395847]

>>28392521
>skinny, tattood up druggie bad boy
yea women love those types, she'll eventually settle for you and your nice house tho and maybe give you one of the STDs he gave her

[Anonymous No.28395859]

>>28395124
Yikes

[Anonymous No.28395949]

>>28393891
KEK
How is that possible

[Anonymous No.28396000]

>>28395636
Just sent her money. I hate it when qts are in stressful situations

[Anonymous No.28396033]

>>28392258
why do ruskies always wear tracksuits

[Anonymous No.28396086]

>>28395847
Based

[Anonymous No.28396177]

>>28396000
Bless you, bro. I feel the same.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLJkvs5h6V2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[Anonymous No.28396265]

>>28391469
>my mother in law just found 0.4 btc she bought 4 years ago
>bought
dude your mother in law is a prostitute lol

[Anonymous No.28396608]

>>28396000
>i hate it when qts are in stressful situations
lmao how pathetic can you be

[Anonymous No.28396822]

>>28396608
I have 6 figures of crypto. Sending 100 bucks to a Russian girl in need is the least I can do, asshole

[Anonymous No.28396906]

>>28392258
He has money though

[Anonymous No.28397210]

>>28391469
Buy Mobius sir

[Anonymous No.28397479]

>>28396000
>trips wasted on simping
HAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.28397609]

>>28392258
Imagine being able to have any guy you want and you settle on a 5/10 dude with "wake up" tattooed on his cheek

[Anonymous No.28398252]

>>28397609
Imagine being a good looking, rich biztard and realizing that tatoo-slav dude is railing this girl every night because he was the only one to have the BALLS TO ACTUALLY ASK HER OUT

I fucking hate incels. What, you think she's gonna throw herself on your windshield while you drive to the store to buy tendies?!??!?!

Man the fuck up and get a hot girl.

[Anonymous No.28398381]

>>28391609
this, really you will trade and be left with 0.2 btc or worse. just leave it alone

[Anonymous No.28398491]

>>28398252
>BALLS TO ACTUALLY ASK HER OUT
you're not entitled to a girl simply for asking them out

[Anonymous No.28398638]

>>28398252
>because he was the only one to have the BALLS TO ACTUALLY ASK HER OUT
this is kind of true tbdesu. a ex girl of mine was literally the hottest girl I have ever seen (i am at best a 6/10) and she told me she almost never gets hit on. except for cheap no balls kind of deals. we where together for about 3 years then I had to leave her because I moved to another country and she was still in uni. maybe I will meet her again some day miss her some times.

[Anonymous No.28398662]

>>28393891
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[Anonymous No.28398776]

>>28392258
>chad
That kid looks gay as fuck.

[Anonymous No.28398876]

>>28392705
Good. He probably has a loose butthole and shits himself easily.

[Anonymous No.28399002]

I think you guys are just jealous that man is with a beautiful lady he loves and who loves him back.

[Anonymous No.28399115]

>>28394859
Looks like he was the first to fall asleep at a gayboy sleepover. His friends got out the sharpies.

[Anonymous No.28399241]

>>28395241
VPN samefag

[Anonymous No.28399708]

>>28398491
>>28398638
Remember at all times that a girl would rather go home alone and frustrated than have to go and ask out a guy too pussy to ask her out EVEN if she is attracted to him.

Keep feeling sorry for yourself desu. That supermodel is going to BUMP into you at the grocery store next year.

Or not....

[Anonymous No.28399834]

>>28392258
>>28392705
He looks like a cool guy. I'm happy for them. And lol @ all the bitter incels.

[Anonymous No.28400182]

>>28393837
Any more info on this? Is it worth buying klon & wbtc to provide liquidty & earn klon that way?

[Anonymous No.28400322]

>>28391469 dump into SNDL on robinhood it's getting pumped and will have nasdaq compliance tomorrow aswell, with weed getting legalized too it's going to go up, just look at tilray. :)

[Anonymous No.28400545]

>>28398638
> a ex girl of mine was literally the hottest girl I have ever seen
>you even see

Maybe she's not that hot for others?

>>28393891
lol

[Anonymous No.28400648]

>>28391837
>she

[Anonymous No.28400693]

>>28394076
Cringe is a social construct, if it works in Russia then it isn’t cringe. You Americans act like dogs to us Belgians but you’ll continue to do it without a care in the world

[Anonymous No.28400816]

>>28392705
Thank god, he looks like a faggot. She's not that hot and she probably annoying

[Anonymous No.28400932]

>>28393226
wat? They’re both Russian.

[Anonymous No.28400946]

>>28393817
Is this a coping Faggot or do we actually have a fucking cunt on this board right now?

[Anonymous No.28401050]

>>28400816

[Anonymous No.28401263]

Buy the Reef current dip, and buy DEV -> Geyser - in a few weeks they will release their Incubator project, easy x2/3.

[Anonymous No.28401560]

>>28398491
You gotta have the zoomer/lil peep style like me homie

[Anonymous No.28401763]

>>28400545
>Maybe she's not that hot for others?
maybe but honestly I think almost everyone would find her very attractive

[Anonymous No.28402584]

>>28396000

[Anonymous No.28403550]

>mfw neckbeards on /biz/ hate on me and my gf

[Anonymous No.28403647]

>>28391469
invest it in riot blockchain, and don't touch it for at least a year.

[Anonymous No.28403649]

buy CVC on coinbase

[Anonymous No.28404581]

>>28403550
>tattoo
>16y
kys fagg

[Anonymous No.28404914]

>>28401050
lol

[Anonymous No.28405095]

>>28395562
why don't her boyfriend help? he a male model, he has a lot of money for sure

[Anonymous No.28405199]

Widows peak 6.5/10
I know hundreds of women hotter than this plain jane instathot

[Anonymous No.28405239]

all these western cucks do not understand why ugly slavs can get decent gf... no wonder you all virgins you all are castrated

[Anonymous No.28405352]

>>28391609
>you only need 30,000 for a single bitcoin
>you only need
>you only

[Anonymous No.28405430]

buy waves for a million :D

[Anonymous No.28405523]

BTW, that picture is just a good angle with flattering lighting. Check out the rest of her instagram and you'll see that she's nothing special. No body, average Russian phenotype. Many people can easily be 2-3 points above their average /10 under favorable lighting and angle. That's why catfishing is a thing and so many people get baited on Tinder or Bumble with a highly selected profile pic.

[Anonymous No.28405578]

>>28405095
Nah. Unless you're at the top, models, especially male, live paycheck to paycheck.

[Anonymous No.28405657]

>>28397210
yes sir! another biz frend to me. I buyed mobius so many coins and want to share with biz this gem every day. My families are going to be so happy with me when I sell my coins on teh moon.

[Anonymous No.28405782]

>>28393891
Let me guess, some multi-level shit with bitcoin in its name.
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.28405946]

>>28405523
>muh no body niga! need dat big ass n big tiddies n shiet
Shut up

[Anonymous No.28406012]

>>28405523
>Check out the rest of her instagram and you'll see that she's nothing special
I see what you did there. lol

[Anonymous No.28406275]

>>28391469
XRP

[Anonymous No.28407486]