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28381056 No.28381056 [Reply] [Original]

I’m ready to buy.

>> No.28381196

It's going 10x EOM

>> No.28381292

fuck you it's not for sale faggot eat my dick

>> No.28381321
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28381321

>>28381056
Holy shit dude you still haven’t bought,

>> No.28381340
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>>28381056
post time stamped hand

>> No.28381349

>>28381056
Whales are accumulating

>> No.28381361

>>28381056
store closed 30 minutes ago, fuck off

>> No.28381389

You can stick it up your ass (no americans allowed)

>> No.28381390

>>28381056
It will be worth 5 dollars in 50 years

>> No.28381412

>>28381056
Write your name on this piece of paper

>> No.28381444

It's not really a matter of selling the pen as it is the fact that if you don't buy it, and respond to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Simple as.

>> No.28381568

>>28381056
Would you like to purchase that pen, anon?

>> No.28381641

>>28381056
The pen can be used to write NIGGER on any surface you desire

>> No.28381744

You can use this pen to shove up your enemies ass like they did to Gaddafi and that bowie knife.

>> No.28381757

>>28381641
Holy fuck anon where can I buy this pen? I desperately need to write NIGGER on all surfaces I can find

>> No.28381913
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28381913

Would you guys actually like me to show you how it’s done?

>> No.28381998

>>28381913
Go ahead. I was almost going to tell you to kill yourself afterwards. But go ahead

>> No.28382029

>>28381444
Brah

>> No.28382078

>>28381444
That's right, forgot to call you a nigger

>> No.28382246
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28382246

>>28381056

>> No.28382345

>>28382246
Thats a pencil

>> No.28382398

>>28382345
the supply chain for a pen is far more complex

>> No.28382402

>>28382246
You've sold me your autism

>> No.28382453

>put this pen in your pooper and I will send you an eth.
>oh you dont have the pen? looks like you'll have to buy it first.
supply and demand

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28382491

You can't have this pen. It's my pen.

>> No.28382598

How many times have you received a gift in your life only to forget about it over the years? Do you remember who gave you what? It’s painful to know that all your hard planning and decision making on the perfect gift to a business partner or friend goes without merit or thought on their end - slipping their mind on your intentions as the latest fidget goes unseen over time.
What you’ve missed is giving a gift with an emotional link.
When you give a unique pen as a gift you’re enabling a link to yourself. Each time they pick up that pen to sign a check, write a business proposal; or even a love letter - they will be thinking of you. A pen that isn’t just plain and ordinary but special to them. Give a gift that matters which will act as a reminder of yourself through their life.

CTA

>> No.28382658

it's an environmentally friendly tesla pen, only 5 made.

>> No.28382741

>>28382598
The closing isn’t great but you can see where I was going with it. Needs work but I’m always practicing.

>> No.28382872

>>28382246
This is wrong. You’re selling on facts and hitting the neocortex. Don’t ever sell on logic. Sell on emotion through story.

>> No.28382960
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28382960

it pen.
sign for big dollar, big dollar buy booba

>> No.28383093

>>28381056
Okay, but first write your name on a napkin for me.

>> No.28383182

>>28382872
you should be grateful to have the oppertunity to buy something as complex as this
and because its so complex and you are such a faggot you now have to pay a higher price on it
signed t. e. musk

>> No.28383227

>>28381056
Do you need a pen? I'll let you borrow mine if you let me hold an Eth.

>> No.28383347

>>28383182
https://youtu.be/fqmC9ygaEVk

>> No.28383427

>>28381444
bitch

>> No.28383467

>>28381056
PEN is going to da moon. There you go. Solded it.

>> No.28383530

PEN stocks going 100x EOD buy now before it's too late

>> No.28383531

>>28383347
best movie ever

>> No.28383550

>>28381412
response :(

>> No.28384162

>>28381056
I stuck it in my pooper

>> No.28384271

>>28381349
kek

>>28381444
Fuck you.