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ahem.. excuse me fellow bizmen. I have an announcement to make about Binance. Please follow me to the library and please be prepared to select your fire hydrants and crosswalks.

>> No.28365649
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28365649

Carry on good sir

>> No.28365691

You have my undivided attention, kind sir.

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>>28365598

>> No.28365830

black people

>> No.28365846
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28365846

Just a few more minutes. We are still waiting for the group in the drawing room to join us.

>> No.28365873
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>>28365598
Traffic lights selected carry on

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>>28365598
I am well seated, do proceed please sir

>> No.28366029
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You better not rob me again you basterd bich

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>>28365846
I await your announcement eagerly.

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>>28365873
My dear sir, that is one great top hat. I shall join in.

I will be sharing a screenshot in exactly 10 minutes. Be prepared. Don't forget to select those chimneys.

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>>28365598
I am all ears, sir

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>>28365598
I heard some noise coming from over here. Mind if I join in?

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>>28366143
I am sorry sir, but there is a dresscode. Please return with your proper attire.

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>>28365598
This is an extremely fine library you have here, good fren. I await the announcement eagerly.

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>>28365598
*tap* *tap* *tap*
waiting with baited breath for your announcement fren

>> No.28366319

Kys fag your trash

>> No.28366380
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28366380

I appreciate you all joining me. May I have all those with digits to the front, please?

6 minutes left.

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>>28366319
Ahem, JANNIES! Escort this delinquent out at once!

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>>28366380
May I?

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>>28365598
Hello good sir, I hope I am not too late, I was just refreshing my beverage. I am eagerly awaiting your presentation.

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>>28366380
6 minutes is a long time. Sharing frens hugs while we wait.

>> No.28366498
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>>28366380
Don't mind me, moving to the front

>> No.28366518
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28366518

How very charitable of you to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless
of the immense difference in our choices of exchange and cryptocurrency alike.

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>>28366380
Indubitably.

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>>28366319

May we please have security escort this gentleman out?

I apologise my good guests for the disruption. I must delay my message by another 3 minutes.

5 minutes to go. Please stand by while I get my notes ready.

>> No.28366719
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28366719

I hope I am not too late to hear the announcement?

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>> No.28366794
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>>28366677
Sir, with the digits!!. How nice of you to join us! Please stand up here on stage with me! 3 minutes until my announcement.

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28366835

Ahem..
Testing 1 2 3. Testing 1 2 3..

Audio is good sir.. You're good to go.

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>>28366678
Please, take your time sir.

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>>28366794
would you gentleman care for some tea while we wait

>> No.28366957
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>>28366835
Hello dear DJ, I am sorry but I have no snare in my headphones. I must delay this message by another 3 minutes. But I am sure it will be ready at exactly 11:27 EST.

>> No.28366963
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proceed

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>>28366191
My apologies, here I am gentlemen!
>>28366940
Yes, indeed good Sir! Pour me a cup.

>> No.28367042

>>28366794
I dont have any clothes, ill hide in the closet for your announcement good sir

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>>28366957
i certainly hope im not too late to partake in your announcement my fren!

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28367098

Weee queeeeenz wuz gud nigga wer muh homies at

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>>28366835
>>28366957
Will you two anal plundering shart shafters stop talking about drums and European pastries and get the fuck on with the announcement already? I swear to fucking Christ almighty, I'm bringing
back the iron maiden and rack tomorrow morning!

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Waiting with bated breath, looking forward to the announcement.

>> No.28367171

>>28367098
>my lil 'nnouncer doin somethink

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>>28365598
I am here fellow gentile, go on

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>>28367098
security please

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>>28367098
I’m sorry ladies, but the unemployment office which you seek is elsewhere.

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Dear frens, from around the world. I thank you for joining me today. I want to thank the DJ, front line workers, pajeets, shills, kikes, and jannies for making today possible.

Now, I want to share something special with you all. This is why I asked you here today.

Now, please pay close attention. Now I know you are wondering why binance is down.

*ahem*

Please hold while I get a sip of water, this is difficult for me to say. Just a moment please.

>> No.28367267

>>28367143
Mind your language sir. We are all gentlemen here.

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>>28366518
Quite an event indeed my good sir! My cordial offerings to you and your family on this fine night.
>>28367098
Ah! Nigger begone! Security!

>> No.28367291

>>28367098
Will someone please inform these ladies to lower their voices

>> No.28367345

I FUCKING HATE CHINKS

>> No.28367357
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Sorry about that, *AHEMMMM*

Alright, I should be good now.

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I wonder what the message could be

>> No.28367405

>>28367011
i was about to fap but i couldn't stop laughing at this fucking pepe godamn I need to find the original artist and throw him a bitcoin for his blessing top kek

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>>28367257
>>28367357
Go on! I'm all ears!

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>>28365598

*turuturuturuturuturuturuturuturuturuturu*

>> No.28367502

>>28367345
Sir please lower your voice, we are trying to listen to what the good man is saying. OP Sir i think you need to turn ur mic up i cant hear you back here

>> No.28367536
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Alright everyone, so, what I came here to say is.

FUCK BINANCE
CHING CHONG PING PONG

SELL RBC, YFST, COR, SHIB, HOGE, AND ALL YOUR OTHER SHIT COINS

BUY GUM, GFARM2, CWS, MAPS, AND MP3

ALSO REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP.

Good day, my dear lads, and please continue to enjoy refreshments for the remainder of the evening.

>> No.28367538

>>28367357
Go on old chap. We're here for you.

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>>28367357
please, the suspense is killing me!

>> No.28367597

>>2836753
FUCK U

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>>28367536

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>>28367536
Wowie

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>>28367536
I couldn't make out the babbering of this fellow but the drinks are still fine, gentlemen!

>> No.28367622

oh wow, that was a waste of time

>> No.28367625

>>28367536
Sir I have to say this isn't at all what we expected. We shall be leaving quite disappointed.

>> No.28367633
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>>28367536
>FUCK BINANCE
CHING CHONG PING PONG
Based

>> No.28367635
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>>28367536
good day to you too anon

in the mean time, can i interest anyone in some freshly snipped foreskins?

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>>28367536
Here, here, good lads! A round of applause for our dear friend!

>> No.28367645

>>28367536
imagine being a nigger

>> No.28367674
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DUBS and op instantly dies

>> No.28367689

>>28367536
Not funny. My mother really died in her sleep when I was 13

>> No.28367715
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>>28367536
Well that was a dissapointment

>> No.28367748

>>28367536
quite a disappointing announcement, who let this lower class man get the microphone?

>> No.28367773

>>28367625
kys now

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>>28367536

Thank you Sir

>> No.28367809
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>>28367536
A daring thesis to be sure. Thank you for your hospitality, wise fren.

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>>28367674
check them

>> No.28367821

Reply to make OP's mother die

>> No.28367853

>>28367821
sending my energy here

>> No.28367864
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>>28367536
I am sincerely sorry, my friends. A banana ran on stage and stole the mic. I tried to return but I could not quite tell if it was a mountain or a chimney or a bus. Please, return, there is something I must tell you in haste.

>> No.28367871

>>28367689
That's what you get for not responding to those 4chan posts you double nigger

>> No.28367890
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>>28367536
thank you

>> No.28367891

>>28367536
sneed

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>>28367821
test

>> No.28367938

>>28367689
you could have prevented that by just responding to the post

>> No.28367999
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>>28367864
So our main man returns! Apologize for my previous words - they were directed to the banana. Now, let us hear!

>> No.28368041
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>>28367864
Those pesky bananas, a troublesome lot to be sure. Please continue.

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>>28367536
fuck you

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>>28367864

Problem solved sir, please, continue

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>>28367536

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>>28368190
based!

>> No.28368347

>>28367773
Security, please escort this gentleman to the nearest exit.

>> No.28368374
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>>28367536
Although this post was shown to be made by an imposter, I am afraid I must still offer a reply to guard against any unfortunate eventualities

>> No.28368501
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28368501

My dear friends, listen closely.
To what I must tell you.

I have developed a uniswap front running bot, been working pretty well.
Obviously, it is not for sale, as anyone who would sell it is an idiot or a scammer, why sell a money printing machine?

Instead, I am going to contract it. I have created an ERC-20 token that works with the bot. As I continue to front run people, a portion of the profits I make will be distributed to the coin holders. The more coins you hold, the larger the portion of the share of profits you get.

Please keep an eye out for the token, and remember you heard it here first.

Be safe, my gentlemen.

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>>28368501
Oh fuck off

>> No.28368709

>>28367536
Excellent Job Faggot, Excellent Job.

>> No.28368710

>>28368501
If you can prove it works and the returns are good enough then I would be happy to join you on this adventure, good sir.

>> No.28368780
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>>28368501
Incredible. We are all going to make it, I do believe.

>> No.28368787

>>28368501
If it was such a money printing machine you wouldn't need to shill your shit coin

>> No.28368859
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>>28368501
This is enough, sir, we can se through your costume, you are not a frog, like us, you are a poo smelling pajeet

>> No.28369095

>>28367536
Underwhelmed but not dissatisfied.

>> No.28369131
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>>28368787
Hello dear sir, i returned for my coat but I overheard your question in the lobby.

1. give out % of profits
2. more people buy coin, capital goes up
3. use more capital to get more return by using more eth on front runs and coping loses when get honeypotted
4. divy more % (as you can see, the payout is proportionate to profit)
5. continue to increase capital with coin income
6. do larger front runs, get more capital
7. have enough capital I can spend 20k in gas an hour spamming IDO to get on the same block as their contract creation.
8. use my new large capital to buy IDO with 30eth+ and 10-20x instantly.

do you see my lad

>> No.28369150

>>28368501

You should name it "hotdog"

>> No.28369266

>>28368501
A polite notice to all the gentlemen ITT: this post reeks of shit and curry

>>28368787
This

>> No.28369330

>>28367536
No

>> No.28369361

>>28367536
Banano

>> No.28369505

>>28367536
OKKKK

>> No.28369519

>>28368501
In what form will you distribute profits? And how is one to know which ERC-20 is yours?

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>>28367536
based. I fucking hate ching chongs.

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