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Bros I just checked my metamask, $60k of ETH, UNI, and LINK gone. I literally feel like throwing up, that was the only thing keeping me from being a fucking loser. Bros tell me I can get it back...

>> No.28364353

How?

>> No.28364401
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28364401

>>28364234
OH no no no

>> No.28364408

big doubt, show proof

>> No.28364425

>>28364234
FAKE AND GAY

>> No.28364428

>>28364234
Fuck Metamask.

>> No.28364430

>>28364234

Show proof or larp nigga.

>> No.28364437

Oh God, it's real..

>> No.28364459

>>28364401
god i hate these faggots

>> No.28364463

>>28364234
Post screenshots or you're a lying faggot

>> No.28364475

>>28364234
Post ETH address

>> No.28364504

>>28364234
for real? You probably linked your MM to some shady website ("exchange")
My condolences

>> No.28364528

>>28364234
Never use metamask and similar shit that uses javascript for holding large amounts and when you do use it, have an OS and browser that you use it just for this.

>> No.28364687

>>28364234
Post proof.

>> No.28364767
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>>28364234
friendly reminder that bogs tried to short the market and BTC sitting at over $40k is eating all of their money. threads like this are trying to make you panic sell your assets.

>> No.28364873

>>28364234
Fake and gay. Also don't keep large sums of money in a browser extension.

>> No.28364919
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>>28364687
>>28364475
>>28364463
>>28364430
>>28364425
>>28364408
sauce
>inb4 op doesn't deliver
>op never delivers
>pic related I'm about to be there

>> No.28364934

>>28364401
So these are the faces of crypto. Good lord. No wonder my own advice is the only i listen to when it comes to crypto.

>> No.28365387

>>28364919
cam here?
earthcam com/usa/newyork/timessquare/?cam=tsstreet

ur gonna have to get on the stairs op

>> No.28365565

>>28364353
I poo pooed, then I pee peeded and then I checked my metamask and all my stuff was gone >:((((((((((

>> No.28366067

>>28364401
That image makes me want to vomit

>> No.28366309

>>28365387
sorry posting from my phone I'm almost there
I'm wearing a red hoodie
I'm about to round the corner

>> No.28368212

Metamask even took all bills from my wallet, emptied my bank account and burned my house down. This is the end for crypto

>> No.28368388

>>28368212
A fucking metamask wallet just flew over my house and raped my wife wtf

>> No.28368470

>>28364401
It's like Cramer's mad money but with 200% more onions and 100% more fatherlessness.

>> No.28368614

>>28368388
Same and it raped my dog too

>> No.28368668

>>28364234
mine did the same thing it said I had $66,000 of RBC after i went to pancake swap for the first time just now. it went right back to normal after i closed and reopened it

>> No.28368715

>>28365565
Dumbass

>> No.28369246
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28369246

>>28368668
trying to do a cross chain swap on rubic and this happened

>> No.28369569

Oh no, Vitalik just died in a car crash and now when I checked my wallet all my linkies are gone! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.28369768

>keeping your crypto in an unsecured browser extension
Get a trezor or a ledger and connect that to the metamask.

Nobody here remembers all the viruses in 2017 that would automatically empty peoples MEW accounts the moment they logged in?

>> No.28369816

Forced meme is forced

>> No.28370025

>>28369246
It's a glitch that happens when you change nets, it reverts after awhile.

>> No.28370364

>>28364234
absolute fud
this nigga dont want u to accumulate hoge

>> No.28370441

>>28369246
nigga buy hoge

>> No.28370648

>>28364234
you used hoge.finance didnt you OP?

>> No.28370668

this happened the other day >>28233850

seems pretty shit honestly

>> No.28370790

>>28364401
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.28371131

>>28364234
imagine using metamask, where you need a VM set up just so you can do crypto. it's only a gig of memory for a lightweight debian distro, but it's so fucking annoying. can't believe they still have so many users even after leaking wallet information (which they still do) to every website you go to, and cross-referencing it with your browser information and cookies. MUH WEB3

>> No.28371151

>>28370441
>>28370364
HOGE is shit

>> No.28371176

>>28364528
yup, a browser extension is literally the dumbest fucking way to have an app, because you need an isolated browser for it. they could have at least released it as a sandboxed electron app

>> No.28371612

I got uni in this fukin app
How the fuck do I swap it to eth without paying huge ass fees

>> No.28372861

>>28371612
Is this your first time using metamask and uniswap?

>> No.28373418

>>28364234
yup banteg was saying its gonna get bad because theyll even be able to manipulate what youre reading on the confirmation thats why i never ever connect my main wallet now

>> No.28373542

>>28364234
if true im really sorry OP
only use myetherwallet from now on only ever keep a small amount in web browsers
ultimately the only people who make it are Christians anyway you get a mansion in heaven with Jesus, you get to live in the presence of God for eternity everyone else literally burns in hell with scammers and rugpullers.

>> No.28373579

>>28371612
dude you netted 7k either way

>> No.28373861

>>28371612
Wait until 2am every night when its slow

>> No.28375112

>>28364528
Is metamask safe with a hardware wallet like Trezor?