/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.28303595]

Who the fuck is going long on a company that makes cars like this?

[Anonymous No.28304028]

>>28303595
Me I want one

[Anonymous No.28304083]

>>28303595
fucking kino i'd buy one if i make it

[Anonymous No.28304329]

Unironically the best economic collapse vehicle you can have.

-electric
-solar panel to self fuel
-all wheel drive
-can haul up to 14,000 lbs.
-seats six
-self driving feature
-bulletproof

If you're not trying to get one, you're going to have a bad time when gas becomes $10 a gallon.

[Anonymous No.28304391]

i went long on your mother. long and DEEP

[Anonymous No.28304467]

>>28303595
zoomers

[Anonymous No.28304507]

>>28303595
This is literally the coolest fucking car on the market you low sodium bitch.

Imagine wanting some nip or boomer mobile when you can have this hunk of steel chauffeur you through the wilderness. Off grid with solar power and everything.

[Anonymous No.28304678]

>>28304507

[Anonymous No.28304757]

My only wish is for this varient to become real.

[Anonymous No.28304938]

>>28304757
This but less lambo and more delorean

[Anonymous No.28304949]

>>28304757
>gay trannimobile
pic related is a nice made it car

[Anonymous No.28305048]

>>28303595
literally buying this on the day it comes out and getting an obnoxious meme wrap of some sort to go on it

[Anonymous No.28305104]

I'm buying one hahahahha

[Anonymous No.28305157]

>>28303595
Add a couple warp nacelles and it would be a shuttlecraft.

[Anonymous No.28305176]

>>28303595
>>28304028
>>28304083
>>28304329
>>28304507
>>28304757
>>28305048
>>28305104
>>28305157
faggots, all of you.

[Anonymous No.28305263]

>>28304329
>can haul 14,000lbs
On level ground while losing half its range.

[Anonymous No.28305282]

>>28305048
possibly pickle rick or get schwifty
>>28305176
can't wait to drive around in front of haters in my get schwifty cybertruck

[Anonymous No.28305311]

>>28304028
Same

[Anonymous No.28305344]

>>28303595
I pre-ordered the deluxe version so I am getting one. I need windows that are nigger proof.

[Anonymous No.28305360]

>>28303595
People cried the same thing at me in 2017. TSLA is good to go.

[Anonymous No.28305446]

Guys dual or tri motor? The 500+ miles is the thing that's selling me on the extra $20k, idgaf about the 0-60 increase.

[Anonymous No.28305505]

>>28305176
lmao seething

[Anonymous No.28305527]

>>28304329
Good luck it would take a week to charge it by solar panel. If you want a real survival vehicle get a Diesel truck with a woodgas conversion kit.

[Anonymous No.28305550]

[Anonymous No.28305553]

>>28303595
unironically one of the coolest vehicles that's been made in ages

[Anonymous No.28305613]

>>28304757
Looks like a shitty low-poly lambo

[Anonymous No.28305627]

>>28303595
looks like it was made by 5yo kid

[Anonymous No.28305661]

I want one, too bad elon will never deliver.

[Anonymous No.28305687]

I'm going dual motor with self driving.

[Anonymous No.28305746]

>>28304329
>not nigger proof
Wow its like any other death box but has SOLAR PANELS
kys

[Anonymous No.28305796]

>>28303595
This is made from offcuts of a spaceship, you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.28305861]

Tesla is for fags and retards

enjoy spending double the amount you could have on a regular vehicle. good luck """"saving"""" money on gas to compensate

[Anonymous No.28305987]

>>28303595
I fucking hate electric cars so much that I will pay a fine for a petrol car if there is one in the future (which I'm 100% sure there would be one).

Aesthetics > pseudo ecological shit

[Anonymous No.28306186]

>>28305627
Ever wonder why anons only show front view?

[Anonymous No.28306378]

>>28305746
Oh, did I not mention?

-nigger proof

[Anonymous No.28306545]

>>28305861
Find me a "regular vehicle" that even compares to this.

[Anonymous No.28306640]

>>28306186
Oh that looks bad

[Anonymous No.28306683]

>>28303595

I also thought it was just some elaborate PR prank. It is incredibly hideous. People like Joe Rogan will buy it just to be edgy (pun intended).

However, then I saw this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4azp8Mn5x8&ab_channel=SolvingTheMoneyProblem

tl;dw They are designed to be cheap and easy to make. Tesla plans to out-scale the huge US pickup market.

[Anonymous No.28306798]

>>28303595
The cyber truck is a lot cooler than the Tesla cars.
I would never by a Tesla car,
but if I didn't need to worry about money, I would get the Tesla truck.

[Anonymous No.28306804]

>>28303595
Why can't anybody make anything like pic related anymore?

[Anonymous No.28306842]

>>28305360

what did they cry? All other Tesla models are beautiful.

[Anonymous No.28306872]

>>28304329
>bulletproof

Dump all Tesla stock now.

[Anonymous No.28306979]

>>28306804
Safety regulations

[Anonymous No.28306994]

>>28304329
And when it gets very cold the doors won't close, that always something I'm looking for in a vehicle

[Anonymous No.28307003]

>>28306186
>frog perspective
ok faggot

[Anonymous No.28307035]

>>28306872
YASSS! And buy doge!!

[Anonymous No.28307071]

>>28306804
Ok grandpa let’s get you to bed, you know you catch cold when you’re out on the veranda too long.

[Anonymous No.28307137]

>>28303595
ugliest shit ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.28307181]

>>28303595
Did Musk's son design it?

[Anonymous No.28307199]

>>28306804
unironically jews
they are at war with beauty, be it art, architecture or industrial design

[Anonymous No.28307316]

>>28307071
It's objectively more graceful, artistic, and attractive than the brutalist monstrosity in the OP. Comparing it with that tesla is like comparing the venus de milo to a cinder block.

[Anonymous No.28307439]

>>28303595
redditmobile

[Anonymous No.28307569]

>>28307003
Cope

[Anonymous No.28307630]

can all the elon fanboys kindly go back, thanks

[Anonymous No.28307765]

>>28304329
The best economic collapse vehicle you could have runs with a wood gasifier and every part can be remade in a good equipped private workshop
Theres a reason those where used in the great depression and why they are still used in north korea

[Anonymous No.28307781]

>>28303595
That thing is fucking awesome. I'm going to buy one and park it right next to my Hellcat Redeye. Fucking beast.

[Anonymous No.28307861]

>>28303595
Me me sounds like meme

[Anonymous No.28307969]

>>28303595
that car screams: "Virgin fantasist".

You will never see actual Chads driving one.

[Anonymous No.28307994]

Bullish

[Anonymous No.28308092]

>>28305048
based

[Anonymous No.28308156]

>>28305627
>looks like it was made by 5yo kid
can confirm, when i was in 4th grade i was designing similar looking cars in class
i want it moar

[Anonymous No.28308341]

>>28307765
Old tech has its place even in a digital world, people would laugh or call pic related an antique until you hook it up to a generator and run it all day on $2 gas.

[Anonymous No.28308358]

>>28303595
tesla isn't a car company OP. They always get shit for their carbon credits being the reason they profitiable and when those get taken away they are nothing.
WRONG. big wrong
who just became the largest farm owner in the US. Bill Gates. Why? Carbon Credits.

[Anonymous No.28308408]

>>28304938
This. Throw in some Syd Mead too. Elon could do it.

[Anonymous No.28308412]

>>28303595
They don't make cars that look like that, let alone bring them to market, they make renders. And sell environmental regulation credits to other auto manufacturers. Not to bash on meme stocks tho lol

[Anonymous No.28308552]

>>28304083
they aren't even make it cars. they're so cheap because their design look like shit.

[Anonymous No.28310175]

Imagine if the /thread was actually musk doing market research.

[Anonymous No.28310677]

>>28308552
exactly, it's a car for virgin autists who want to be "le epic cyberpunk man".

Serious Chads will still drive S500 electrics and electric Maybachs

[Anonymous No.28310887]

>>28310677

[Anonymous No.28310970]

>>28303595
That's a truck

[Anonymous No.28311026]

>>28305263
>On level ground while losing half its range
same with all trucks lmao

[Anonymous No.28311122]

>>28307569
cope where?
looks like any other back end but cooler

[Anonymous No.28311203]

>>28310677
>le
good lord

[Anonymous No.28311232]

>>28311026
Low effort.

[Anonymous No.28311233]

That car was designed by a marketing/PR genius. That thing was all over every headline when it came out. Free advertising. So ridiculous about 100 people asked me that week if I had seen it yet. This is god tier level marketing. Look man. They made it look so crazy people STILL making posts about it.
So you're concerned a company that tricked you into advertising their product for free isn't going places? Heh. Use your brain bro.

[Anonymous No.28311465]

>>28306804
windtunnels are to blame
once they could quantify the wind resistance every car maker was forced to follow the most aerodynamic shape
hence why all cars look basicly the same today
given the cost of setting up a new prodcution line with parts that will not fit on the mass produced version in short order every manufacturer was forced into the same model
only some eccentric i don't care about money type of guy like musk can still come up with something special

[Anonymous No.28311501]

>>28303595
It's not gonna pass the pedestrian safety regulations in half the US states and the entire EU. Good luck, Tesla cucks.

[Anonymous No.28311531]

>>28311465
>only some eccentric i don't care about money type of guy like musk can still come up with something special
Then why does he come up with absolute shit?

[Anonymous No.28311659]

>>28303595
Thanks OP just ordered one !!!

[Anonymous No.28311790]

>>28311531
eccentric rich dude is out of touch with reality, shocker
just because he tries to be different from the norm doesn't mean its good

>>28307569
did the back window fall out or is it a feature to side ways open the window
it would be a retarded option, but with tesla it could be possible

[Anonymous No.28311991]

>>28311659
>RWD
lmaoing @ poorfags

[Anonymous No.28312423]

>>28311501

Why? What is so unsafe about it?

[Anonymous No.28312430]

>>28311991
>thinking you'll ever need AWD on electric car
dumbfag

[Anonymous No.28312489]

>>28311659
>single motor

[Anonymous No.28312556]

>>28311659
>truck
>RWD
wtf anon....wtf.

[Anonymous No.28312573]

>>28311991
>rwd
>in the snow
it's fine if you live in the south I guess

[Anonymous No.28312703]

>>28312573
yea Californians dont ever need AWD is a fucking money meme

[Anonymous No.28312798]

>>28312573
also if you never plan on the wheels ever leaving the pavement or do any hauling/towing that involves leaving the pavement.

[Anonymous No.28312807]

>>28303595
>Who the fuck is going long on a company that makes cars like this?
Only if the routine servicing does not cost an arm or a leg.

[Anonymous No.28313018]

>>28304678
>need an actual crew of juans, pablos and cesars to chauffeur you in that 20mph hunk of toxic crap

[Anonymous No.28313057]

>>28312798
wrong again

[Anonymous No.28313071]

>>28303595
im buying one as a thank you to elon if i hit 3mil. i think its dope also.

[Anonymous No.28313150]

Unironically, 200+ IQ people

[Anonymous No.28313154]

>>28303595
cybertruck is the ONLY good thing tesla ever did

[Anonymous No.28313226]

>>28313018
>toxic
back to /pol/ with you retard

[Anonymous No.28313256]

>>28312423
He doesn’t have an answer because it’s bs

[Anonymous No.28313375]

>>28303595
So what is with the coordinated fud? Something big coming with TSLA and you plebbit fags are here to spread fud? You lost money on GME? Explain the reasoning for the fud spam today please.

[Anonymous No.28313845]

>>28313226
>>toxic
I do believe that toxic is the correct word for depleted uranium

[Anonymous No.28313914]

>>28313057
you're a fuckin idiot. I don't know a single truck that isn't RWD for this reason.
Like I said: youll be fine as long as you never leave the pavement.
Your ego is made of paper mache lol.

[Anonymous No.28313916]

>>28313845

[Anonymous No.28313939]

>>28306683
This is why going long on Tesla is a big IQ move.
Add to that:
> 7-10 year lead in battery technology and AI self driving tech
> Biggest fleet of robots on the planet with 1.5M and counting collecting new raw data for the AI to improve
> Having the option to purchase and update to a self driving AI model after it reaches >human driving status
> literally 0 common sense to keep driving a car yourself when driving AI is 5-30x safer
> biggest charging network in the world
> already making bank off of selling their emission licenses to other car manufacturers
> other car manufacturers have to choose between catching up with a 7-10 year lead in R&D and building up of charge network and possibly failing OR licensing the right to use Tesla’s with Tesla raking in millions a year in fees

I liquidated my entire portfolio to invest in BTC except for Tesla (and oil). Elon will deliver humanity and my portfolio to Mars.

[Anonymous No.28314061]

>>28313939
TSLA and oil? Can you explain the oil part for a brainlet? That is an interesting combo.

[Anonymous No.28314151]

>will never be able to buy this
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.28314168]

>an entire thread of low IQ seething about Cybertruck
It's supposed to make you angry. It's the electric equivalent to a Hummer H1. Congratulations on being the type of person the target audience wants to make fun of.

[Anonymous No.28314410]

>>28314061
Oil crashed during start of COVID lockdown from €40 a share to €8, bought a small stacklet of €3.5k (student, no big capital reserves) which is pretty much guaranteed to go back up to €40 the coming 2 years, I sell my initial investment to be safe and sell the rest during the next crisis.
Also oil is a commodity so unlikely to depreciate even in crisis/hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.28314726]

>>28303595
>Who the fuck is going long on a company that makes cars like this?
they're the apple of cars in every way.
I hate them, but I know a winner when I see one.

[Anonymous No.28316047]

>>28314726
Don’t forget Nio.

[Anonymous No.28316618]

>>28311233
This. It really is a genius move, if it actually gets built as is. People get too hung up on the truck's appearance, and just assume it will fail for not looking like a boomer Ram 1500. Musk convinced non-truck buyers to want to buy a huge fucking truck.

[Anonymous No.28316807]

>>28316047
I have more respect for NIO, they've at least made a car that can properly attack the Nürburgring.
To me, car manufacturers become truly worthy only once they've tested themselves in motorsport.
unfortunately, my respect doesn't make a company profitable.

[Anonymous No.28317463]

>>28304949
I drove one of those during my conscription.
Dont recommend.

[Anonymous No.28317631]

>>28313914
>an idiot who calls others idiots on image board
lmao cope harded idiot

[Anonymous No.28317880]

Nkla will dominate
Buy now while it's around 22 bucks

[Anonymous No.28317931]

>>28305176
>youre not allowed to like what i dont like
Lmao fuck off boomer. Go suck off peter shiff

[Anonymous No.28319362]

>>28317880
>22/share

sounds profitable kek, no not really.

[Anonymous No.28320129]

>>28317880
stop browsing biz, trevor

[Anonymous No.28320542]

>>28304757
Looks like shit. The front tires are too wide. The arch stands too close to the mirror. Id swap the bigger front tires to the back(which is the way it’s supposed to be) and bring more closure to the fender/wing arch

[Anonymous No.28322062]

>>28311659
>single motor

[Anonymous No.28322418]

>>28305550
>implying this doesn't make it more appealing

[Anonymous No.28322594]

>>28303595
People that unironically want this lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.28322828]

>>28305176
first EV with a solar panel roof you boomers should be salivating at this idea.