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2826502 No.2826502 [Reply] [Original]

My house is on fire. How can I profit?

>> No.2826509

>>2826502
clearly you were too stupid to buy adequate insurance if you're posting here

>> No.2826513

>>2826502
Short 100k

>> No.2826525

kneepads

>> No.2826527

>>2826513
Burry, that you?

>> No.2826531

>>2826502
put some hotdogs on a stick, cook it up, sell that shit

>> No.2826533

let it burn if you have insurance

>> No.2826541

>>2826509
why would you waste money on any type of insurance besides car insurance which is needed to drive on the street

>> No.2826548
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2826548

>>2826502
sell what you can salvage and buy bitbeans

>> No.2826566

>>2826502
Just buy 100k

>> No.2826577

>>2826502
>sell water in fire truck
>if house burned down water is less valuable
>buy back water at lower price
profit made senpai

>> No.2826616

>>2826502
Awesome, just both 1000000000000k

>> No.2827468
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2827468

It only burned 100k