can i get a TL;DW synopsis of sergey's presentation today?

[Anonymous No.28243057]

is that why it's pumping?
>inb4 same slides

[Anonymous No.28243199]

nothing new unless you live under a rock
price feeds, insurance, third world farmers, random number generator

[Anonymous No.28243343]

>>28243057
Nothing new but for over a year it's pumped after nothingburger speeches. Think it's suppression removing/trying to catch shorts.

I knew today would have shit all and put a long in anyway for that purpose.

[Anonymous No.28243399]

>>28243057
same slides

pump is probably insiders front running some announcement

[Anonymous No.28243401]

>>28243057
he was wearing an ayatollah beanie and called banks "the big satan"

[Sage No.28243462]

same slide same words same shirt it's over

[Anonymous No.28243966]

>>28243057
Ari brought jessica khater on stage and forced her to strip for chainlink because Sergey was late again. When he finally came on there were only 3 minutes left for him to talk and all he did was stutter like a the fat pot head he is. By witnessing the amount of perspiration being exerted from his fat clogged up pores I could only imagine the room must have smelled of rotted cheese and old fast food. I can not believe I bought into this “circus”, at least I can still sell before the chumps see this clip.

[Anonymous No.28244051]

>>28243401
kek

[Anonymous No.28244189]

the main thing that made me kek was Sergays implication that the election was rigged.

[Anonymous No.28244296]

>>28244189
based sergey. What did he say?

[Anonymous No.28245596]

>>28243057
it was epic, scroll to bottom of this thread for the best lines
>>28228337
>>/biz/thread/S28228337

[Anonymous No.28246025]

>>28243199
this. fpbp.
Imagine being so memetically advanced that linkies actually structured the shill mechanics for this bull run. Meanwhile oldfags are dipping their toes into the water by pumping random shit they remember from before their deep slumber completely unaware of what lurks within liquid shit that is the top ten chart.