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>"Don't tell women about your crypto bro"
>6 figure crypto folio
>Without it, just a $40k a year wagie
Uh, how do Impress girls? I have a big cock but the problem is getting to whip it out.

>> No.28234320

>>28234128
>I have a big cock but the problem is getting to whip it out.
If you need permission to get it out then you're not gonna make it.

>> No.28234473

>>28234320
thanks anon, I'll slap my Johnson on the table on first dates from now on.

>> No.28235089

>>28234128
Here's a trick. If you become a person people enjoy being around, people will want to be around you. Some of them will even be girls.

>> No.28235096

>>28234473
youre missing his point. hit the gym. youll see what he is talking about in about 3-6 months when your testosterone levels go up and you stop being a sarcastic faggot who thinks trying to impress girls is how to get them.
>table on first dates
oh no, you aren't taking them to dinner on the first date are you?

>> No.28235151 [DELETED] 

just tell them you run a business or something fucking hell

>> No.28235490

>so anon... what do you do for a living?
I am a successful trader/investors

was it this hard?

>> No.28235560

>>28234128
2D women never ask me about my holdings

>> No.28235806

>>28234128
normie hot women don't care about crypto but unless they're gold diggers or FDS alligned, they don't care about regular wagemoney either. You have to charm them, flirt in a polite and subtil but deffenetly present manner with every hot woman you meet, just in case. Don't be too thirsty, act slightly desinterested but straight up negging won't work, contrary to popular belief, you wont get a Stacey to fuck you because you called her fat. Play hot and cold.

>> No.28236118

workout and act chill. Are you ugly or autistic?

>> No.28236496

>>28235096
This. Always go for drinks cuz if they suck you can always bail after one

>> No.28237005

>>28234128
lol if you still have it in crypto and not in USD, you definitely don't want to tell a woman.
it doesn't generate any dividend so you don't have passive income to take her out to dinner with,
it doesn't go into an account she can spend it from,
it's a pathetic pajeet-flooded wealth transfer scheme that can never become real money and it's likely to drop 95% sometime when you're busy dealing with her shit as they all pull out -- and she'll punish you for that,
and so you can't impress her with it, you can only lead her on into encouraging you to draw down on it and fuck with your "gains", it's just going to sit there and either not be money at all to her OR be inaccessible money which makes you a stingy retard

>> No.28237260

>>28234128
>I have a big cock but the problem is getting to whip it out.
Just whip it out during the introduction
Works with about 20%

>> No.28237640

>>28234128
>"Don't tell women about your crypto bro"
What people mean by this is that you shouldn't chase after girls in the first place.

But if your goal is in fact to get girls, then of course you should let them know about your wealth. The "cool, unassuming guy" persona is a meme. To get the girls you need to pull out all the stops and make sure to advertise anything and everything about yourself that can give you an edge.

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I'm planning on going to Spain and Italy this Summer since I got almost $500k in LINK. I'm 22 6ft fit look good enough I'd say, but I have never tried dating apps. I'm thinking if I buy some nice clothes and pay some photographer to take good photos then that's enough to get quality matches on Tinder no? I've read that bio and trying to be witty in the chat is basically pointless which is great since I can't be bothered and it seems to me like face to face is a lot easier and natural.