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28099602 No.28099602 [Reply] [Original]

>Parents sending me $5000 a month

>Lose it in the stock market faster than i can save

>Just lost another 10K buying GME puts and GME is going back up

WHAT DO?

>> No.28099939

>>28099602
All in doge now.

>> No.28100075

>>28099602
some people just aren't supposed to make money

>> No.28100077

>>28099602
Stop being a retard and either DCA into ETFs or all in on BTC, or both depending on your level of autism

>> No.28100329

>>28099602
What a waste of money and semen you are

>> No.28100407

Buy cryptos.
Boomerstocks are unironically a scam

>> No.28100489

>>28099602
Stop selling at a loss? Just be patient.

>> No.28100509
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>>28099602
Christ, if you can’t do something with $60K in handouts a year then you’re probably just FUBAR retarded or just a nigger.

>> No.28100589

>>28099602
Jusy buy BTC or ETH your genuine retard

>> No.28100607

>>28099602
>buying GME
ngmi
Really though I'm new to trading and have been making modest gains and the first thing I learned was not to FOMO into shit. That's when you'll lose money.

>> No.28100627

>>28099602
You dont make anything. You are given everything. Save your allowance faggot

>> No.28100917

>>28100075
I come from a really rich family, im meant to be rich.

This fucked up systtem we live in gives no way to guaretnee you can maintain generational wealth

>>28100509
You do realize the market is 100% luck right?

Unless you're a hedge fund, you will LOSE MONEY in stocks and crypto, this has been shown time and time again with traders vs algos.

Only the dummies, the white trash, and the hedge funds ever make money in the market. You're either a gambler who gets lucky or a maniuplator

>>28100589
I did and i lost a shit ton already.

>>28100607
I bought GME puts dingus.

>>28100627
Save it in what?

>> No.28101008

>>28099602
You have a gambling addiction. do a dopamine fast then start exerciisng

>> No.28101167

>>28100917
>No way to guarentee you can maintain generational wealth
FUCKING KEK

>> No.28101247

>>28100627
>>28099939
This, at least be a useless retard and pump 10k into doge

>> No.28101302

>>28099602
>WHAT DO?

Reassess your inability to maintain your money. You should ask your parents to reduce your monthly income to $2K a month. You're getting way too much for doing absolutely nothing.

>> No.28101305

>>28100917
>This fucked up systtem we live in gives no way to guaretnee you can maintain generational wealth


Nah, you're just being dumb.

>> No.28101311

>>28100917
>I come from a really rich family, im meant to be rich.
KEK you useless bastard

>> No.28101379

>>28100917
Ever hear the phrase «wealth only lasts 3 generations?» It’s because people like this are born.

>> No.28101429

>>28100917
Have you considered the possibility that God created you specifically to hold the bags of the less fortunate?

Stay blessed.

>> No.28101433

why not just forget about the useless gme and buy something good?

>> No.28101549

>>28100917
nigger

>> No.28101581

>>28100917
>You do realize the market is 100% luck right?
Stop gambling on options you retard.
It was almost impossible to lose money in the last months, I just started half a year ago and did some random trades and I'm up 70%

>> No.28101583

>>28100917
what delicious bait

>> No.28101648

>>28100917
People like you are the very reason why most families lose money after a couple of generations
Low iq trash are born

>> No.28101715
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28101715

Why didn't you buy CLF

>> No.28101721

>its another episode of the random retard who only uses optioins then complains the markets are 100% gambling
yeah no shit retard also kys

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28101794

>>28099602
Invest in CCIV

>> No.28101804

>>28099602
What puts did you buy?

I also bought puts (for this week at that) and I’m feeling fine. Are yours waaay out of the money?

>> No.28101960

>>28101648
Only low IQ trash gamblers make money in the market.

>>28101008
I tried a dopamine fast but i kept fucking up because i go to my frat house and get drunk

>>28101167
It's literally true

>>28101305
Yeah im TOTALLY dumb for shorting GME thinking it was going to go down

GUESS I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ITS GOING TO SAY ARTIFICIALLY HIGH FOREVER

>>28101379
I'm super intelligent, i may be going to medical school.

>>28101581
>It was almost impossible to lose money in the last months,

It's been impossible to gain in the past months.

I lost on Tesla, MTCH, Amazon, etc.

Buy and then it starts going down literally the MOMENT I buy it.

>> No.28101967

>>28100917
kys fagela

>> No.28102031

>>28100917
>You do realize the market is 100% luck right?
If you legitimately think this then you have absolutely have no business being anywhere near the stock market. If you don’t want to take the time studying, analyzing patterns, and taking calculated risks, then you might as well just bet it all on black at your nearest casino given your high-time preferential nigger mentality.

>> No.28102062

>>28101804
I bought @ 60 puts for 14/share.

The price of the options went from 14/share to 9/share because GME has NOT FUCKING DROPPED AT ALL OVER THE WEEKEND

IT ACTUALLY OPENED UP

>>28101715
Because im tired of gambling on shit.

>>28101583
You're an obvious troll

>>28101581
I don't buy many options. I mainly by Tesla and Apple.

>> No.28102085

>>28099602
Simple. Disconnect your keyboard and mouse. Delete RH app from phone. There you go. Situation handled.

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>>28101960
>people this retarded exist

>> No.28102150

>>28102031
If you believe the market isn't luck then you have no business investing.

Every Ivy League finance prof will explain exactly how the efficient market hypotthesis proves this.

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>>28101960
>I'm super intelligent, i may be going to medical school.

>> No.28102238

are you stıll waiting for it pump lets buy waves while it pumping

>> No.28102244

>>28102062
>tesla and apple
you really are a retarded, subhuman nigger, aren't you?

>> No.28102259

>>28102140
>not being able to predict the future means you're retarded

Retail trading should be illegal

>>28102085
I think i will honestly.

>> No.28102353

>>28102259
It should be illegal to leave detrimental wastes like you alive

>> No.28102489

>>28102062
>I bought @ 60 puts for 14/share
you are ITM, stop sperging out
>because GME has NOT FUCKING DROPPED AT ALL OVER THE WEEKEND
A few weeks ago this would be an obvious troll. But with the WSB invasion I have trouble telling anymore.

>> No.28102536

>>28100917
That’s an excuse. Just buy when it’s low, hold and sell when it’s high.

>> No.28102541

>>28102244
How am i retarded for thinking Tesla and Apple? You're so fucking stupid.

>>28102353
Yeah that's why i come from a family of wealth,

don't ever talk to me that way again

>> No.28102568

We've already gathered that you're retarded, OP. Literally, how are you losing this money? Just fucking buy GRT right now. 90c is still the floor. Spend $5000 on it. Thank me in a year.

>> No.28102579

>>28102541
50 IQ nigger confirmed

>> No.28102662

>>28099602
you should really just kill yourself faggot if you're THAT retarded to lose money in this market

>> No.28102674
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28102674

>>28099602
$5000 a month??
Your parents give you a $60,000 NEET salary?
What the hell do they do for a living?

>> No.28102691

>>28102489
Want me to screenshot my account that shows how down i am on options?

I'm "in the money" but the premium is still so expensive that im out of the money

GME has to fall to 47 by Friday for me to even break even, you dumbfuck.

You're trolling thoughh and know that.

>>28102536
You can't do that unless you're a hedge fund because you have no idea when it's low and when it's high.

I bought Geogroup when it was """""dipping"""", it just kept dipping and I lost 20K over 2019 and 2020

>> No.28102774

>>28102579
White trash/middle class trash confirmed

>>28102568
Because i bought puts on Gamestop, they dropped in value

I bought MatchGroup stock, it dropped in value

I bought Tesla it dropped in value

I bought Geogroup it dropped in value

>> No.28102810

>>28102244
AAPL is safe bet. Not Tesla though. That’ll drop like a rock.

>> No.28102852

>>28101960
LMFAO how the fuck did you lose money on Tesla? You think you're smarter than the rest of the market or something?

>> No.28102894

meanwhile I made my first 5000 ever on GME. Imagine how much money I'd have if I wasn't born poor. Fuck you, OP.

>> No.28102933

>>28102674
They were both specialized surgeons, they made 600 - 800K a year for most of their lives and they invested that and made solid returns and are sitting on a ton of wealth.

They also inherited a lot from their parents. My mom's family owned a lot of land from the city and my dads dad was a broker on wallstreet.

>> No.28102935

>>28102691
>Want me to screenshot my account that shows how down i am on options?
Yes please

>> No.28102996

>>28099602
You must be joking right?

>> No.28103026

>>28102894
Meanwhile if i had the luck you have I'd be a 100 milllionaire, imagine if the markets worked out in my favour

Fuck you faggot.

>>28102852
I bought TSLA when it was 880 and then it tanked and i sold because Michael Burry said it was in a Bubble and i didn't want to lose everything on a TSLA crash.

>> No.28103117

>>28099602
stop playing stupid games

>> No.28103125

>>28100917
Being born into old money only guarantees that you'll be smart with money if your parents actually teach you the ropes.
They clearly have not.
A lot of rich families start and end in 3 generations.
1st generation plows upward in status and wealth,
2nd generation maintains, and enjoys being rich,
and the 3rd generation squanders all of it.

I'm not from a rich family, but on my dad's side of the family, even a long time ago different generations lived at different levels of wealth and poverty.
>great great great grandfather and those before him were land owning peasants, he died at a young age
>great great grandfather did not get along with the step father his mom married after his dad died, and his only option was to live as a serf for a local noble family
>great grandfather becomes carpenter, fights in the trenches of ww1 for the German army, becomes architect and college professor
>grandfather became a German embassador in the 1990s to Egypt and Ireland
>dad became a chemist and moved to the US
>I am currently living with my parents searching for a job that can afford me to get out of the house.

>> No.28103128

>>28102062
Ok and when do they expire you dingus? I remember you from Friday when I called you out for saying both bought and sold the pits, which you did say. You have no idea how much it made me cringe that you had also decided to buy GME puts that day.

>> No.28103151

>>28099602
Maybe if you use other tools to do your research, after reading all the comments I can see that you don’t do any research and you don’t follow any news, take this example, last week I saw news from Ocugen and their development for a new covid vaccine and I bought some shares at 5.7 now look at the price today, above 12 so I am up 210% in a week, I have beaten the market doing some research and following news
That’s what you lack, dig more

>> No.28103171

>>28103026
Post your bank account once you lose generations of your family's wealth, need some wank material

>> No.28103217

>>28099602
>buying GME puts
lmao even if this shit craters its hilarious that people think the puts are worth something, or are even executable, for a bunch of people that bought a handful of shares over $40. You morons are throwing money away because you think it'll spite Reddit.

>> No.28103233

>>28099602
>>28103151
Ocugen ticker: OCGN

>> No.28103289

>>28102691
Look. I’m sure this is bait. But I’ll spoon feed you. Just buy when the news or billionaires are saying shit like, “economy is fucked” or “this new virus will wreck this particular sector”, etc. Bill Ackman bought hotel shares when he fudded the shit out of them during covid. Claiming he did it to save the industry but is really trying to make money. Information is out there you just need to think and BE PATIENT. Wealth is not made in a day, week, or month, it’s made when you grow the fuck up.

>> No.28103290

>>28103026
It has nothing to do with the markets. You sell when it is smart to. Literally buy low sell high.

>> No.28103304

>>28099602
in all of my faggot honesty. GBTC and BITW are giants waking up

>> No.28103375

>>28100917
>im meant to be rich.
No you are not, this thread is just a demonstration that you are another spoiled white bitchboy that will go broke.

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>>28102996
>>28102935
>>28103171
>>28103217
>>28103233
>>28103151
Here you go

>> No.28103473
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28103473

Leddit has an ad during the superbowl

only for 5 seconds

you can't read it in 5 seconds


they really are midiwits aren't they

>> No.28103504

>>28103290
You have no way of knowing that because at any given moment there's no way to know if it will go up or down

>>28103289
>buy when billionaires tell you to

Ok troll.

>> No.28103508

>>28103386
clearly photoshopped retard

>> No.28103579

>>28103508
How is that shopped you dumbass?

>> No.28103644

>>28103386
If real. Stop trading right the fuck now.

>> No.28103666

>>28103579
you can literally write shit in paint and screenshot it.

show the entire page or you're bait

>> No.28103673

>>28103289
>Bill Ackman
he was lucky some retard bought his CDO before the first monthly mandatory payment

>> No.28103718

>>28103579
That was a test and you failed. Well done OP, you're a retard

>> No.28103777

>>28103644
Why? How the fuck am i suppose to know that GME was going to GO BACK UP

HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW

>> No.28103849

>>28103718
How did i fail the test?

>>28103673
This, market is 100% luck

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28103960

Ok, I'm done here. You're just a pisspoor troll. When you do shit like this, you're just wasting your own time. Pic related

>> No.28104143

>>28103849
No, research, news and risk taking make gains
Look at OCGN as I said before
And for a year I am up 7000%
Because besides just buying and holding like every person does, you can do arbitrage too, which is very profitable, and many other things

>> No.28104194

>>28103960
You're a really bad troll.

Imagine pretending to make money on a forum like this.

>> No.28104273

>>28104143
I did

I researched the shit out of Geogroup with a Bloomberg terminal, seemed like the perfect comapny

It just kept falling down down down

>> No.28104411

>>28099602
VTI and QQQ are literally made for people like you. Go 100 % in them and never post here again.

>> No.28104502

Why are you even trading if your parents are sending you 5k a month. You live comfy for nothing and still lose on this bullshit. Fuck you I have nothing significant to even start with

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28104575

>>28099602
>>28103386
>>28102691
>>28102062
Just buy the nasdaq and never sell you baitposting fuck

>> No.28104580

>>28099602
stop playing with meme stock and buy something you actually believe in

>> No.28104603

>>28104273
Confirmed LARP

>> No.28104793

>>28099602
>>Just lost another 10K buying GME puts and GME is going back up
what are your positions?
I have $27p 2/26 and $5p 4/16
I'm just holding. The $GME's going to tank before end of the month

>> No.28104813

Lmao, they need to do an IQ test on kids before they "inherit" any sort of wealth.
Peak dunning krueger in this thread.
>Calls options shares
>Thinks market is 100% luck because he's too dumb
>Believes his parents success is his success
>If I can't do it, it just has to be rigged!
>Thinks shorting is the same as buying puts
You might be able to get disability checks to gamble with when they iq test you at 70 and find you're legally retarded

>> No.28104904

>>28104813
>>Thinks market is 100% luck because he's too dumb
Implying there's any better DD than the magic 8 ball and astrology

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>>28099602

>> No.28105068

>>28104904
>not using goat intestines with Greek Oracle
ngmi

>> No.28105096

>>28099602
0/8 larp, you’re trying too hard son.

>> No.28105146

>>28099602
Just put it all in real stocks that are rising naturally and for good reason. Hell, watch them for a few days and then put in. They got a few weeks run in them. DVAX, TSNP, CTRM, PLG and OCGN. Youre welcome.

>> No.28105333

>>28099602
>parents sending me free money
>instead of just saving it I throw it away
I hope you end up homeless but your parents are too pathetic to let that happen. Grow the fuck up.

>> No.28105343

>>28104603
You're a confirmed troll

I'm actually reporting even though i don't usually because you wasted my time

>>28105008
That's what i see when i see a crypto investor

>>28104793
It expires next friday.

Just closed the position for a 30% loss.

it was a 60 put for 14/share.

>>28104813
Or we should just go back to the days of fuedalism

People like you are too dumb to deserve wealth, if you don't come from a family like mine then you have shit genes. The market is a degenerate tool that only rewards the dumb gamblers.

>> No.28105427

>>28105343
ooooooh a report I'm quaking

>> No.28105442 [DELETED] 

>>28105096
You're a terrible troll, I'm filing another report just because.

>>28105146
I'm buying CAPITAL ONE now, literally everything going into CAPITAL one and im just leaving it.

>> No.28105521

>>28105333
It's called investing you dumbfuck

Grow the fuck up, plus my parents have more than enough money to give me because im an only child.

>> No.28105539

>>28105343
>It expires next friday.
>Just closed the position for a 30% loss.
>it was a 60 put for 14/share.
anon, I...

>> No.28105648

>>28104194
Post screenshots of your ENTIRE portfolio, and do it fast so you don't have time to photoshop it. When you do that, I will then give you some actual advice

>> No.28105694

>>28105146
NIO, it’s the Chinese version of Tesla, I doubt it’ll ever hit Tesla levels but it’s only $58 right now.

>> No.28105761

>>28105539
The option was expiring at such a fast rate and i was losing so much money

I was seeing it drop by $100 hourly just because of OPTION DECAY

>> No.28105805

Stop gambling then and just invest in ETFs, Bitcoin, gold

>> No.28105898

>>28105648
You know it's my real portfolio, you're just trying to get a reaction from me, so no.

>> No.28105976

>>28105805
Bitcoin is gambling

>> No.28106005

>>28099602
>22 posts by this ID
I give this bait a 5/10 because of yuor commitment OP but you still gotta work on being less obvious

>> No.28106044

>>28105898
Again, refer to my earlier picture. You're only wasting your own time by making troll threads on here.

>> No.28106196

>>28100917
Very skilled bait

>> No.28106209 [DELETED] 

>>28106044
Again, i don't usually report people, but i don't like people trolling me to waste my time.

>>28106005
I'm filing another report because i come here for a serious discussion and then people like you just try to troll me

>> No.28106253

>>28099602
>>Parents sending me $5000 a month
my parents gave me less in 30 years. fuck i hate my life.

>> No.28106353

>>28106253
Ok but you're probably one of the biz wizards who can easily make that with shitcoins somehow.

Even though everytime i follow a biz thread the crypto crashes.

>> No.28106457

>>28106253
You're probably much better for it. Just look at OP

>> No.28106552

>>28099602
>hurr durr im a dumb retarded fag who lost my parents money
go cry to your parents then. i hope they take everything away you have though. probably better for you in the long run.

>> No.28106678

>>28106552
I'm intelligent, that's why i lost it.

The market is designed to siphon money from the intelligent with algos and reward stupid gamblers.

>> No.28106820

>>28099602
>Parents sending me $5000 a month

I hope you never make it

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>>28106678
Leave this place

>> No.28106873

>>28102150
You’re the retard losing $5K in free money a month here lmao you’re clearly not believing your own bullshit. You should just save what you have and get some menial wagie job before you bring your family even more shame.

>> No.28106923

>>28100917
>I come from a really rich family, im meant to be rich.

Fuck off . Hope you become homeless

>> No.28106970

>>28106873
I'm going to medical school dolt.

>> No.28106974

>>28106678
cope

>> No.28107052

>>28100917
>just buy btc
>i did and lost money
if you've ever bought bitcoin at any point in time since it's creation then you're in profit now so you clearly didn't

>> No.28107073

>>28102541
Bro, I don’t want to embarrass you here but everyone here is making money but you

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>>28106970

>> No.28107127

>>28107052
I bought it in december 2017 and sold it when it crashed because i didn't want to lose everything

So did everyone on this board, including you if you were here in 2017

You're clearly bragging for things you never did.

>> No.28107198

>>28106678
>I'm intelligent, that's why i lost it.
>The market is designed to siphon money from the intelligent with algos and reward stupid gamblers.
lol this has to be a larp bait. if this is real, youre a dumb retard and you clearly do not understand the market at a fundamental level. people can lose money here and there but only low iq dumb retards like you blow their huge chunks of their money away.
i hope you seek help.

>> No.28107214

>>28107073
Imagine actually believing that.

>> No.28107226

>>28099602
If it keeps dumping I might buy some tomorrow before close just in the small chance that they didn't close their shorts and another squeeze is possible. If not I'll just sell it Wednesday, the bagholders will hold onto it until death and invent some new cope so I don't see it plummeting that much lower in a day.

>> No.28107297

>>28107198
You're a terrible troll,

if you really think smart people win in the market, you'd see math geniuses making billions, instead, they usually make market return

>> No.28107364

>>28107127
>doesn't know about dollar cost average
>doesn't know about averaging down
>unironically FOMO buys and panic sells
>still thinks he's smart even though a literal monkey can do better than him at investing
unironically kys and put your money in a boomer index fund. only way you'll be able to make money with shit brains like that

>> No.28107401

>>28106457
meh. nothing beats wealth. people by standard treat you better and you get the best of everything. there is nothing nice about being poor. its disgusting and unfair.
>>28106353
as long as I remember I mostly lost most of my eth on biz shitcoins. Only the dyor and lucky long term holds made me money. be grateful op. having a family, especially a rich loving one is a blessing.

>> No.28107711

>>28107214
It’s okay, shh. Don’t worry big boy, mommy and daddy won’t let you fail. You’ll go to medical school and become a real doctor and then you’ll prove it to them you’re not a failure

>> No.28107801

>>28107297
>be me
>buy btc at 13k in 2019 because newfag and fomo
>watch it drop to 6k
>keep on buying
>watch it drop to 3k during covid crash
>keep on buying
>buy ethereum too
>make shittons of money in 2020 and 2021
I literally bought the top and I still made money you stupid faggot. I literally bought the top, which is the stupidest shit you can do, and I still came out ahead becasue I'm not a brainlet like you. Imagine being such a paper handed bitch and not being able to hold for a fucking year.

>> No.28107976

>>28103375
>you are another spoiled white bitchboy.
Why are niggers so poor?
Chinks, spics, poos, slavs, even sandniggers can all increase wealth generationally. But not the ones that have “dey own History Monff”

What a head scratcher

>> No.28107988

>>28107401
>Nothing beats wealth
I think it's very easy to not develop humility when you're accustomed to wealth from an early age.
I am the son of someone who owns a large chain of restaurants and a big real estate development company, however I have been left on my ass for the past few years. It did a lot for me, I found a high paying job for myself, and I feel way better not relying on paternalism.
Plus, now I'm getting inheritance money that will enable me to retire at 30, and I'm so thankful I didn't get it as a fucking 18 year old because it would probably have been squandered.

>> No.28108020

>>28104143
>OCGN
I'm genuinely interested in how these gems are discovered before they pump. I've been late to the party too many times. I really want to learn what research methods are best for making these finds. Do you research full time or do you still maintain a full time job? I'll be working for the next 4 years at a minimum.

>> No.28108115

>>28107297
>if you really think smart people win in the market, you'd see math geniuses making billions, instead, they usually make market return
big institutions hire chink math prodigies and phds all the time. plenty of average - above average iqs have made good money with stocks.
you're clearly neither a math genius or an average iq trader.

>> No.28108143

>>28106970

You're gonna drop out when your self conceited early-20s emperor child vanity wears off and you realize you're a fucking screw up who was literally carried on the backs of better people, kicking and screaming to the winners circle and you're still dumn cunt that can't even make it. Thank FUCK I wasn't born rich god I'd hate to be as fucking stinky as you are on the inside, bleh. A true loser. Your father should have cummed you into a real nice sock.

>> No.28108298

>>28100509
If he was a nog then he wouldnt have a dad to give him 5k/m.

>> No.28108396

>>28100917
>You do realize the market is 100% luck right?
If you're going to be a fucking brain dead retard, then at least dca your allowance 100% into TQQQ and don't fucking take any out over the next 5-10 years.

FFS the nerve of some retards.

>> No.28108482

Man that sucks go short AMC now its dumping hard

>> No.28108724

>>28108115
yeah and big institutions earn money with their fat middlemen fees

>> No.28108755

>>28101960
>I'm super intelligent, i may be going to medical school.
Neat. I’m super intelligent too. I may be going to astronaut school.

>> No.28108841

>>28099602
It's literally dumping.

>> No.28108971

>>28101960
>I'm super intelligent, i may be going to medical school.
>It's been impossible to gain in the past months.
I think you might actually be the most retarded individual I've ever come across on this board. Imagine losing money in a hyper bull market and then blaming the market for your failures.

>> No.28108985

>>28105343
>Sold his puts right before a dump
My fucking sides

>> No.28109105

>>28108985
>>28108841
the fag bought puts with a strike of $14. OP unironically bet that GME will crash below $14.

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>>28100917
>This fucked up systtem we live in gives no way to guaretnee you can maintain generational wealth
Imagine losing a game that's rigged in your favor

>> No.28109123

this has to be a bait thread
op, if you're genuine, drop all this shit rn. hurry up go to med school like you said you would. turn yourself into a valuable tool that works way too hard because you're too fucking dumb to make your wealth grow with minimal effort.
or, hell, start donating your allowance to charity. anything except bleeding it.
this is why generational wealth is a fucking waste. coddled tards like op get a fucking midrange salary a year for doing nothing and cant even use it properly.

>> No.28109458

>>28109105
It will, maybe even by next Friday, but it's true that buying options with that close an expiry is absolute degenerate gambling.

>> No.28109743

>>28099602
Tell your parents to stop sending you money because you're a fucking retard that doesn't value a hard earned dollar and you need to understand risk management before you start aping into stonks like you're some sort of autistic day trading prodigy.

>> No.28109947

>>28105343
>It expires next friday.
>Just closed the position for a 30% loss.
>it was a 60 put for 14/share.
What in the fuck are you doing? It’s Monday at fucking 1pm and you just threw away your money for absolutely no reason. I literally guarantee you will regret that
>t. throws away 1/3 of his nut on Monday instead of doubling his money on Wednesday

>> No.28110115

>>28100917
>I come from a really rich family, im meant to be rich.
mysides
>You do realize the market is 100% luck right?
MYSIDES
>Save it in what?
literally anything considering you're retarded playing with money you do not understand how to use JFC going to the casino and playing a single 5k hand at blackjack would be better at least the odds are 50/50 and if you win piss that 5k away on the market

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>>28099602
> Wat do
Hookers and drugs. Why even bother playing these gambling games? Just stick your leftover money someplace where you can get 5-10% or more interest.

>> No.28110200

>>28109123
I find solace in the fact that money is mostly a closed loop. His dollars went straight to another person/corp who's probably going to utilize it much better than him

>> No.28110382

>>28100917
Literally invest your $5000 into safe shit with 5-10% returns. Congrats, you’re now maintaining your generational wealth.

>> No.28110415

>>28109947
Should i buy it again? It's even cheaper now

>>28109123
Why should i give it to stupid people? People who will just use it to buy crypto are dumb.

>>28108971
Imagine thinking you can gain money in the market when you're not an algo

>>28108396
I already lost a shit ton on FNGU which is a fund much like TQQQ

>>28107801
You're a brainlet, imagine being so stupid you double down on a failing investment.

>> No.28110460

I refuse to believe OP is "real" it's a larp.

>> No.28110477

>>28101960
You're an absolute mong. Don't even think you're competent. You're the retards that cries when they lose money. You're no better than a jew.

>> No.28110495

>>28101960
You’re retarded if you bought short term puts on GME. The stock is volatile as fuck right now. It could easily go up or down

>> No.28110564

>>28107988
>humility
wtf cares about humility. i have a lot and it worths nothing.
yeah you made your parents are proud and your character developed strongly but in the end you always had a strong safety net. you are retired by 30, golden life. Im still 10x from that but im already in my 30s.

>> No.28110672

>>28110415
>failing investment
>literally went from 4k to 43k in under a year
pick one.
OP is just a seething paper handed bitch who can't hold for longer than a day because his brain is still unironically like a four year old who failed the marshmallow test.

>> No.28110867

>>28110672
You're a moron

I used to do buy and hold, and it just kept going down and down and down and down until i eventually sold because i wasn't going to keep losing money and know how to cut loses.

Also 40K is less than my parents gave me on my 18th birthday. Enjoy your play money.

>> No.28110999

>>28099602
Go all in Holochain.

>> No.28111175

>>28110867
>know how to cut loses

Bad habit

>> No.28111238

>>28110867
>unironically thinks I only put 4k into btc
kys faggot
also imagine thinking you're smart for selling BTC below 10k

>> No.28111276

Turned 50 bucks into $400 on Doge, been a nice ride

>> No.28111283

>>28100917
>Only poor retards ever make money in the market
>I can't make money on the stock market because I'm not retarded and poor enough.
Can't tell if this is masterful bait or low-IQ richfag cope.
You have enough cash to buy stable stocks like KO that pays dividends, but you decide to invest in volatile meme stocks like a poorfag, and buy the wrong ones at that. Neoliberal capitalism is a flawed system in many ways, but I'm glad stupid richfags like you can still manage to bankrupt themselves.
I invested pocket money into meme stocks last week and already made +10% because I simply considered the global political situation for a minute, and then bought stocks of companies that have a good chance to become more profitable in the future. You are just too retarded to be maintain capital.

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>>28110415
>Imagine thinking you can gain money in the market when you're not an algo
>I already lost a shit ton on FNGU which is a fund much like TQQQ

>> No.28111414

>>28110415
>Should i buy it again? It's even cheaper now
No lad. Your issue, as you’ve demonstrated in many posts ITT is not you making bad buys, it’s you making very bad sells.

I remember you from Friday dude.
I also have puts. I’m the $46 on March 5th anon. I still really think, just like I said Friday, that you were holding a great position.

>> No.28111496

>>28111238
Imagine holding internet money as it's losing value before your eyes

Literally a gambling addict

>>28111283
You won on a gamble, congrats

I hope the FED inflates away any money you enjoy.

>> No.28111613

>>28111380
You're an obvious troll trying to bait me into losing more.

Levered funds do not actually give you 3x the return, they constinually readjust and it cuts down your retturn, they give you 3x the return of a single day.

But you know that and you're just trolling me,

>> No.28111724

>>28111496
>>28111613
https://www.bitcoindollarcostaverage.com/
Put in 12/01/2017, $5000, and click monthly. You literally could have over 1 million dollars right now. Imagine being this stupid. Also imagine being stupid enough to not buy ETH when DeFi was exploding this summer.

>> No.28111808

>>28101960
Do people like this really exist? I would honestly love to see OPs natal chart.

>> No.28111932

>>28099602
>Parents sending me $5000 a month
some people just have it made for them
in case you aren't a troll head on over to /pmg/
>>28082730

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>>28111613
>Levered funds do not actually give you 3x the return, they constinually readjust and it cuts down your retturn, they give you 3x the return of a single day.
TQQQ has, on average, gone up 50% each year for its entire life.

I'm not gonna bother replying to bait anymore.

>> No.28112444

>>28111613
Are you into astrology at all? Lemme read your natal chart. Would love to see generational wealth in a chart

>> No.28112470

>>28111724
You could be a millionaire too if you bought a winning lottery ticket.

But you were too stupid to lol.

t. coiner logic.

I don't gamble on digitial shit because im not braindead.

>> No.28112611

>>28112470
I'm up 500% and you're up like -50% despite having pretty much infinite money. Who's the retard here?

>> No.28112615

>>28099602
Literally all you had to do was buy the stock and hodl, ngmi anon.

>> No.28112720

>>28112611
And i still have way more money than you because my family weren't trash. Who's the retard here?

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>>28099602

>> No.28112770

>>28112470
>I don't gamble on digitial shit because im not braindead.

But you bought GME Puts at 5000% IV?

>> No.28112774

>>28099602
You're stupid.

>> No.28112814

>>28112720
Imagine bragging about something you can't control.

>> No.28112862

>>28110564
Right. I am blessed and lucky. However if I had received that money before I valued it, I wouldve thrown it all away on shit like cars or gambling. Kinda like OP. /Blog

>> No.28112874

>>28112770
Because I tohught gamestop was sure to go down because GME's intrinisc value is like 4 dollars.

>> No.28113009

>>28112814
That's exactly what you're doing, bragging that you bought a gambling token and won on it. You're bragging about luck. Literally bragging about a lottery win.

>> No.28113020

>>28100075
What do those people do then?? What if they have kids?

>> No.28113041

>>28110564
If you think character or being humble is worth nothing, and life is all about money, you have a long way to go

>> No.28113102

>>28113020
Work their ass off to survive and afford the decisions they made ...?

>> No.28113133

>>28113020
They won't have kids because girls only like guys who are rich anyway.

>> No.28113145

>>28111496
>I hope the FED inflates away any money you enjoy.
It already does, most central banks have a goal of 2-3% of inflation each year, and that is partly why governments issued trillions in stimulus packages last year, the inflation rate was near 0% during April-May 2020.
Dude, I grew up with a single mother working for minimum wage, and even I know that, because I'm not a complete retard. Everything inflates except wages. Why do you think I invest in stock market?
Where do you think daddy's monies come from? From divine rights or something? No, he just invest in shit like stable ETFs and bonds, because he is not a retard like his pathetic son.

>> No.28113192

>>28112720
I have $2M in crypto and I've seen other anons on this board who have 10's of millions in crypto. If this is a pissing contest on wealth, you're going to lose. Your $5k monthly allowance from your parents is laughable.

>> No.28113223

>>28113009
You're the retard who's betting on GME falling under $14 in a week.
If there's anyone gambling here, it's you.

>> No.28113251

>>28113009
>brags about being born into generational wealth and how everyone else is white trash
>”You’re bragging about luck. Literally bragging about a lottery win.”

>> No.28113259

>>28113133
Uh, yeah... there's no way a broke man would end up a single dad heh...

>> No.28113280

>>28099602
damn it feels good to know my gains came from money niggers threw in that they obtained from crime-a whole new meaning to robinhood

>> No.28113305

>>28099602
Put 25% in renewable energy etfs 25% water etfs 25% in a microcredit/microfinance fund. 25% for physical investment like whiskey, art, gold, silver, classic cars, bullets (concidering the shortage, you could have made massive gains) and so forth.

>> No.28113383

>>28100917

>This fucked up systtem we live in gives no way to guaretnee you can maintain generational wealth

Lmao even braindead conservatives and /pol/ posters would shit on you for saying this you absolute fucking oblivious retard

>> No.28113477

>>28102774
Then hold retard everything is going up. You have 0 patience and then cry when you're genuinely throwing the money away

>> No.28113563

>>28113259
Girls don't even think i have enough money and i drive a Tesla. The guys at my school who drive more flashy cars get 100x the attention.

>>28113305
I'm putting a lot in GEVOs right now because i heard they have a lot of potential, and im selling OTM call options on them every month to profit off the theta.

I have a math nerd genius friend doing that and giving it a try.

>>28113251
Yeah, my point is gambling on BTC and happening to be right is no different than generational wealth.

>>28113223
No retard, I'm betting on GME falling under $47 in a week

$14 was the premium not the strike dumbass

>>28113192
My parents have much more than 10m.

You're white trash.

>> No.28113716

>>28103777
I guess nobody was telling you to hold then were they retard

>> No.28113731

>>28112874
Go down to $4? The IV is so insane on GME you would need to see 15-20% moves on the stock to make any money. GME is down today, and the put contracts are down 20%, with an IV of 350%.

My point was you were gambling when you bought GME puts at 600-700% IV. The stock would need to go to $15 in 24 hours, and that's not happening with all the /r/wsbers diamond handing the stock.

>> No.28113739

>>28099602
5000 a month? you could literally keep putting that on SPHD and pay your self that much eventually. dear god.

Next time put your "allowance" on ocugen and thank me later holy fuck

>> No.28113864

WHAT THE FUCK NO CHEAPIES AGAIN??
BRING ME SOMETHIGN TO FUCKING PURCHASE
ONLY $POOLZ COIN CAN BRING ME PROFIT NOW WTF
WTF IS GOING WITH OTHER TOKENS?!?!?

>> No.28113947

>>28113563
you're the guy who calls option contracts "shares" so you're the retard here.

>> No.28114054

what's with these rich kids on the board lately, shooo shoo, Michael

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This thread holy shit

>> No.28114240

>>28113563
I would advice against single stocks.

>> No.28114255

>>28113563
>My parents have much more than 10m
I said I have 2M in crypto. My personal net worth is almost certainly higher than your parents.

What is your personal net worth? Hint: it is not equal to your parent's.

>> No.28114352

>>28113563
It's because you're stupid and uninteresting. Gun to my head I'd say you probably look like shit too.

>> No.28114413

Are you enjoying that "dip" anon?

>> No.28114497

>>28114352
I'm uninteresting to you because you're stupid.

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>>28099602

>> No.28114681

>>28099602
>gets enough free fucking money every month to live off of and put over half into investing
>can't turn a profit in the most braindead easy market to profit off of
I have only ever put money into the shit /biz/ shills or sub-$0.01 shitcoins on Coinbase and I have never lost money. You'd have to be genuinely retarded to not make money off crypto in 2021.
>>28107127
Oh, wait, you are. Zero need to pull the money out and you did anyways, even though BTC is the one guaranteed crypto to gain value over time. You lose money because you have no principles. Crypto seems like gambling to you because you treat it like gambling. GME burned you because you jumped on a bandwagon that obviously had no longevity. Do research, get on projects early, and stop dumping your bags the instant you see red numbers. This business is not for cowards and you're being a coward.

>> No.28114765

Sell all your GME and buy Bitcoin

>> No.28114769

>>28114681
You're an absolute moron if you think you can make money off crypto

BTC is not guarenteed to gain value overtime, BTC is a SHITCOIN, only GAMBLERS invest in that garbage.

>> No.28115053

>>28106678
>tfw too smart to make money

>> No.28115139

This thread makes me want to dump my crypto gains into SJW and BLM thinktanks so I can accelerate the inevitable peasant uprising that will behead retards like OP

>> No.28115202

>>28114769
ok, schlomo

>> No.28115243

>>28107297
>if you really think smart people win in the market, you'd see math geniuses making billions
like Jim Simons for example?

>> No.28115331

>>28115139
We are SJWs and BLM activists, the big banks fund those people.

>> No.28115385

>>28114769
>Buying the highest IV options on the market expiring weekly on a meme company.
Cmon dude you got a lot to learn be a little more humble. Read up on implied volatility and theta.

>> No.28115590

>>28114769
You can make money off even the most retarded shitcoin if you know what you're doing. Some retard shilled "Pikachu", an admitted scam coin with no value that was made and instantly posted on /biz/ with a few memes. Everybody buys into it expecting the coin to raise in value and sell off before the biggest whale cashes out. I put in 1 ETH, waited 2 hours, then cashed out 5 ETH. It took me 2 hours to make over $6k because I know how to make money off retards like you that only sell when number go down.

>> No.28115595

>>28099602
Honestly, this thread looks like bait, but I've met a few guys like OP before, riding daddys money and thinking they are more than just a parasite.
Guess what you fucking spoiled faggot, you either learn to blame yourself for the mistakes you make or you will ruin everything your family owns

>> No.28115698

>>28115385
Consider this OP if you were a little more humble and knew shit about options you could've sold the 60/61 credit spread. Below 60 on Friday you made 2400. Above you lose 3000. (With 60 spreads) doesn't that sound a lot safer than fighting IV and theta and price swings?

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>>28113020
sell the children and reinvest nigger

>> No.28115895

>>28113009
>I don't understand something, therefore it is magic gambling!
This is some max low iq shit hahaha

>> No.28116073

>>28115895
I've yet to have somebody be able to explain where the value in a bitcoin comes from.

>> No.28116172

>>28106253
lol, i give MY parents money
OP has to be trolling, but i guess its good to know that generational wealth doesnt make one a good investor
people who grew up poor will cut you for that money, he's gonna lose it all on that dopamine rush of blowing money he didnt earn

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>>28116073
what is youtube

>> No.28116436

>>28116259
>Catalog
I've seen youtube videos on it, no one gives a valid answer because there is none, it's a gambling shitcoin with no inhereant value dmumy.

>>28116172
>i give my parents money

Nice bait.

>> No.28116461

>>28116073
read the whitepaper retard
money printer go brrrrr
bitcoin no go brrrrr
fiat infinite
bitcoin finite

>> No.28116556

>>28116461
If i crumple up a piece of paper in a certain way, no other piece of paper on earth can match the way i crumpled that up.

THerefore it should have infinite value.

BTC is limited, doesn't mean it provides any utility dumbass, it's still a worthless line of code.

>> No.28116604

>>28116436
>Nice bait.
i fucking wish this was bait
i wage and sell goods and hustle with development and still end up giving my parents/family like 50% of my earnings to keep them afloat
might have to start scamming retards like you

>> No.28116648

>>28100917
Anon, I have a bridge to sell you.

>> No.28116716

>>28116556
Is bitcoin better than gold? Yes. Is your piece of paper better than gold? No.
Also look at ETH and smart contracts.

>> No.28116735

>>28116556
the utility is fast worldwide transactions of huge amounts of cash that are decentralized and not controlled by any governing power
i like eth better, but btc's value it that no one can stop it

>> No.28116736

>>28100917
this is great b8 desu lmao

>> No.28116749

>>28116604
>coming from a failed linage.

>> No.28116824

Honestly just give it to me since you are literally just throwing it in gasoline and lighting it on fire at this point.

At least I will do something with it.

>> No.28116834

>>28115698
Give me a (you) you fuck I'm trying to help you

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>>28116436
>gambling shitcoin
keep crying fed nigger, keep using worthless paper

>> No.28116857

>>28116735
Ok so why does BTC need to be say $50,000?

It could accomplish the exact same objective if BTC was say $0.00001, you'd just buy more of them and send them around the world the exact same way.

>> No.28116899

>>28116749
>loses money on gme tesla and bitcoin
>calls others failures
>b-but muh Daddy gave me these shekels! therefor i am intelligent
i take it back, this sounds like some trustfund shit. not a larp.

>> No.28117016

>>28116857
>Ok so why does BTC need to be say $50,000?
it doesnt
people traded it when it was nearly worthless you doit. alot of drug empires got propped up by nearly worthless bitcoin

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>>28116749
>>28116556
>>28116436
undercover fed jew afraid of bitcoin

>> No.28117173

>>28101960
>loses money on memes
>is in a frat

GTFO of here fucking normal faggot

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>>28099602
tell me all your trades, so I can do the opposite.

>> No.28117253

>>28116849
>paper
>worthless

Except you can pay taxes with it dumbass, which you need to do to live in any country and not go to jail.

Keep crying

>>28116899
How is it my fault if i lose money

>buy it
>they start crashing
>sell so i don't go bankrupt

It's that simple

>>28117016
Yeah, so there's no reason for BTC to continually rise in price. THere's no reason even if BTC is adopted on mass it shouldn't fall to $1 per bitcoin since it doesn't follow the "more is better" economic paradigm.

>> No.28117343

>>28117197
I just bought a ton of GEVOs last week and sold OTM call options on them for Febuary 16th.

I bought a lot of Capital One stock with my leftover money

Those are my holdings right now.

>> No.28117386

>>28117253
>How is it my fault if i lose money
sounds like you fomod in like a retard with all three
/biz/ called GME in like July dude, a mongolian basketweaving forum.

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>>28117253
>SHILLING TAXES
IMGAINE BEING THIS MUCH OF A NIGGER

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>>28099602
Stop investing in retarded reddit meme and put some money in safe investments

>> No.28117429

>>28117386
I SHORTED GAMESTOP YOU DOLT

That's what I said, i shorted it on Friday and it stopped cr

>> No.28117491

>>28117425
>>28117253
FORGOT TO MENTION JEW ALSO

>> No.28117537

Holy shit this is the best thread in days. OP is such a massive faggot that he’s no longer a faggot.

>> No.28117593

>>28117429
nigger if you think im gonna read all of your posts you got something else coming
all i read was that you lost money with gme. you should've either avoided that shit like the plague or got in the moment reddit hyped it up and sold before close

>> No.28117699

>>28115698
Bro stop, you're confusing him. He only has puts at 14/share

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>>28117593
>>28117699
some ppl just dont get it

>> No.28117958

>>28099602
Just in case you're actually a kid getting a salary for free and losing it, here's some actual advice:
1. Take care of living expenses first, including luxuries
2. 80% remaining in microsoft, vulcan materials, tractor supply, SPY, DDM, etc. Basically, boomer tier investing
3. Remaining 20% to YOLO and learn how to daytrade with

>> No.28118986

>>28103777
you are taking away precious digits anon
just stfu and enjoy your life
you get free 5k every month
why do you even want more?

>> No.28119186

Honestly you seem like a legitimate gullible retard.
Don't try to invest, just get a job and go wagecuck like your parents did, or maybe ask them how to invest since that worked well for them.
Don't try things on your own.
You're just actually dumb.

>> No.28119280

>>28117958
In addition, if you parents are rich enough to send you that kind of money on a weekly basis, ask them if they know anything about investing/saving and be genuinely interest advice they give. It improves your reputation with them, and you have the chance to learn valuable lessons they might have paid for when they started out.

>> No.28119645

>>28118986
Because i want to be rich so people like me and invite me places.

>>28119186
My parents just bought index funds.

And im actually smart, only the dumb make money via crypto.

>> No.28119802

>>28100917
You had 3.5 years to buy Link

>> No.28119896

>>28113020
Any first world gubbermint will pay you to have kids.

>> No.28120356

>>28102933
All that money and prestige, yet they still couldn't breed an offspring with an IQ in triple digits.

>> No.28120669

>>28099602
Buy high sell low faggot, also no pity for a kiddo with a allowance of 5k you spoiled pos

>> No.28120705

>>28119645
>And im actually smart
you dont sound smart at all
you're venting about losing free money you lucked out at birth into on horrible investments anonymously, then talking shit on "muh superior familia"
you sound like a trustfund baby whos gonna get his shit rocked
if i had your kind of passive income from doing nothing assigned to me at birth i wouldnt be bitching about losing money on a fucking anime board
make like a good trust fund kid and go OD

>> No.28120814

>>28119645
>calls himself smart
>dumbs his whole money in a memestock
Are you retarded for real?

>> No.28120861

>>28119802
And you had since you were 18 to buy a winning lottery ticket,

why didn't you?

>>28120356
yet here i am, a med school guy

>>28120705
If you were smarter than me you'd have come from a superior family

>> No.28120955

>>28119645
>so people like me
>And im actually smart
I'm fucking out, pretty fucking good LARP though.

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>>28119645

>> No.28121122

>>28120861
>If you were smarter than me you'd have come from a superior family
all you can do is project
i am the superior family faggot, if you were a dad imagine telling your wife/children that you lost this much free money on fucking meme stocks
your parents might be hot shit but you arent anything but the retard pumping my bags
thanks fren, pleasure doing buisness

>> No.28121159

>>28120861
People who buy lottery tickets lose money on average
Literally everyone who bought BTC and held is in profit right now. It's like a casino where everyone wins. You had 10 years to figure this out.

>> No.28121367

why not just do what your parents/grandparents did to get wealthy? continue the blue bloodline.

>> No.28121658

>>28100509
I spent 6 years grinding my $500 portfolio to 80k and this idiot OP gets it as a backstop monthly.

I will be wealthier than OP in my lifetime.

>> No.28121762

>>28120814
I shorted the meme stock and i only lost SOME money. I only lost 10k

>>28121159
There was no way to know BTC was going to go up, it's literally gambling.

>> No.28121843

>>28100917
buy bucc, https://buccaneer.eth

most powerful privacy coin on eth

>> No.28121854

>>28121367
I am, im going to medical school and inheriting their wealth

>>28121658
You got lucky gambling you dumbass.

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28122005

>>28099602
Buy actual stocks you see the smg and cmg after doing you own research... don't buy in on a meme stock 9f it's done +100% in a day or two or you'll be holding the bags. Today was max comfy over here anon

>> No.28122011

>>28121854
Apparently that's all you need failson

>> No.28122121

>>28121854
RIP patients

>> No.28122178

>>28122005
I did dingus, I researched Geogroup for months before buying and then lost 70% of my wealth over 2019 and 2020 with it.

>> No.28122530

>>28122178
Try diversifying your portfolio.

>> No.28122565

>>28099602

Daddy gives you a fucking salary stop blowing it on shit you don't know about loser

>> No.28122649

>>28107127
your bait is too obvious
saged

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>>28100917
>>28101960
>>28102691
>>28102774
>Tfw you will never be the kind of person who collects $5k a month passively and still manage to do nothing but reee about how he can't make enough money
Cozy.

>> No.28122821

>>28122178
>buying shares of one of the most hated companies. literally everyone hates private prisons
>buying shares in a company with one customer - the government - which is controlled by people and voters who hate private prisons
ngmi. lurk /smg/ or wallstreetbets

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And you all are falling for it.

>> No.28122837

>>28122565
It's stuff i do know about you white trash.

>>28122649
Your trolling is too poor

Enjoy your ban :)

>> No.28122919

>>28122821
>voters
>having influence in government

HAHAHA nice one

>or wallstreetbets

Wallstreetbets cost me a fucking fortune.

>> No.28122978

>>28122777
holy digits.

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>born into middle class
>took out $30k in credit card advances since I've been on all of my father's credit card accounts since I was 16 to build up credit I have a score of 840
>used the money to trade shitcoins
>current net worth is $23M
some people were meant to be rich, op was meant to be my bitch
kneel peasant

>> No.28123145

>>28099602
Learn blackjack

>> No.28123365

>>28122919
dems want to make it look like theyre doing something to solve "racial inequity" in prisons. they need the minorities to vote for them. Imagine thinking dems aren't going to go after the 13/50 meme and cut sentencing guidelines and close prisons

>> No.28123796

>>28109123
>this is why generational wealth is a fucking waste.
No, this is why generational wealth almost never lasts. Only the House of Windsor can degenerate indefinitely without consequences, and that's only because Britbongs are a population of useless cuckolds who keep feeding them tax money.

Why fret about people like OP? He's obviously hard at work redistributing that wealth without any outside encouragement.

>> No.28124008

>>28109123
>>28123796
Wrong. Generational wealth works but it only works when you create a dynasty. You just kick the retards like OP out to the curb and have them work some meaningless busywork and have the actually competent members run the show. For successful examples see: Rothschilds

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>>28121762
>fiat currency suffers from inflation
>crypto doesn't have this problem
Jesus. You're like a retard who sells a house because you want the cash even though the cash will actually lose its value over the years while the property will always maintain equivalent value to the economy around it.
Give me your 5k a month, I'll invest it for you to make gains since you're too stupid, and we'll split the profit.

>> No.28124425

>>28124008
I am the competent one, it's not my fault the market keeps moving opposite from me.

>>28122996
You're a peasant, my parents are still richer than you and thus the wealth im owed is richer.

You're a peasant, you never came from wealth, youll alwys be trash.

>> No.28124525

>>28123365
This was before Covid when i invested i thught trump would win.

I then thought he'd overturn the election with voterfraud so i didn't sell until bidens inaugurations

>> No.28124576

>>28099602
>back up
lol

>> No.28124623

>>28124422
Only the stupid can make gains off crypto and gambling, it's a game for the stupid.

>> No.28124885

>elon tweets about doge and gamestop
>tesla buys 1.5 billion in doge to stabalize price
>you have no power here SEC.jpg
>people who went in on both currently having their profile be propped up by doge gains while hedgies play games in GME
>Melvin known to be the company that shorted tesla and laughed about it on video
>fidelity, blackrock and vanguard buy stock
>goodluck getting elon for market manipulation SEC
>meme magic happening in both GME and Doge threads.

Am i retarded or just autistic bros, help me

>> No.28124912

>>28124525
I voted for trump and I hate private prisons.
Literally everyone can see that democrats always win on social issues. Weed, gay marriage, now all drugs (in Oregon). Boomers who are socially conservative die and progressive zoomers take their place. Also imagine thinking the prez does anything, the senate and house were all projected to be blue this year..

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>>28124425
Phenotype is all that determines a person's worth. You're worthless since you were obviously born retarded, probably due to your mother being too old to safely bear children. It's very telling that you actually give a shit about other people's comments on an anonymous imageboard. I don't care about you, you're nothing but another filthy gentile dog to me. I will consume your flesh and feast on your bones soon enough.

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Best /biz/ thread in recent memory

>> No.28125236

>>28100917
>he lost money
>>>>>in BTC
You lost money in the best performing asset of the decade. You are certified stupid

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>>28124525
>overturn the election
What are you, like 16? You're either a child, an idiot, or a troll.

>> No.28125819

>>28124623
Nice gigacope loser. We're all stupid enough to profit from your vast intellect. Keep playing.

>> No.28125968

>>28125144
This thread was either some fucking A-tier larper or an actual sheltered rich autist.
Either way, a fucking great thread.

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>>28113563
>No retard, I'm betting on GME falling under $47 in a week
>$14 was the premium not the strike dumbass

Leddit is filled with people who refuse to sell GME. Yes the stock will eventually go down, but in a week? All that is needed is a troll/shill post on WSB with a couple of fancy graphs, and the stock jumps back up to $100.

If this is the kind of bets you make, it's no wonder you squander your money.


>Yeah, my point is gambling on BTC and happening to be right is no different than generational wealth.

>> No.28126388

Oh wait OP is Tinny. This makes sense now, only Tinny is this retarded.

>> No.28126410

>>28126255
Understanding probabilities is a white trash activity ;)