IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.28084272]

Good night Bobo

[Anonymous No.28084329]

This is a little bearish, desu. Who is going to buy it at the top now?

[Anonymous No.28084338]

watch it dump

[Anonymous No.28084390]

HOLY SHIT!

[Anonymous No.28084392]

>>28084329
Tesla fags obviously

[Anonymous No.28084399]

>>28084329
>>28084338

Are you guy even watching what is going on right now?

[Anonymous No.28084429]

>>28084272
So the Musk twitter posting was a genuine pump scheme?
A bit shameless, I wonder why it's legal

[Anonymous No.28084504]

>>28084272
I unironically hope that faggot Elon musks gets killed somehow

[Anonymous No.28084520]

Whew

[Anonymous No.28084549]

>>28084329
other companies noob

[Anonymous No.28084558]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gDJgy7QJIQ

[Anonymous No.28084559]

>>28084272
I can't wait to see crypto Youtubers thumbnails on this one?
Lmao

[Anonymous No.28084578]

I just panicked and bought $5,000 worth.

[Anonymous No.28084600]

Binance is DOWN because of ELON!!! AAARRRHHHHHHH how can one guy I don't even know keep fucking me over!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.28084605]

>>28084429
*taps head* can't be accused of a pump if you shill another asset.

[Anonymous No.28084621]

>>28084329
Amazon

[Anonymous No.28084645]

>>28084559
EMERGENCY
>EMERGENCY

[Anonymous No.28084646]

jesus christ my altcoins are absolutely fucking wrecked against BTC.

[Anonymous No.28084694]

>>28084559
here you go

[Anonymous No.28084731]

I remember a few years ago when he said he doesn't do anything with bitcoin. Quite late to the party this guy.

[Anonymous No.28084796]

>>28084338
Literally this.
Same thing happened when Musk changed his bio to bitcoin.

A gigabubbly memestock company is overbububbling a memebubbled cryptocoin...

Bitcoiners are complete animals.

[Anonymous No.28084840]

One month ago I had 1k in crypto and went all in on RBC. When it went x38 I traded it for 1 BTC 4 days ago whilst keeping a 15k RBC stack.

I'm so comfy anons... hold me.

[Anonymous No.28084845]

>>28084731
everyone's buying in, Elon already sold.

fucking fools.

every time.

[Anonymous No.28084893]

>>28084504
same

[Anonymous No.28084969]

>buying the absolute fucking top
Lmao

[Anonymous No.28085009]

>>28084272
Imagine not being at least 80% in daddy bitcoin and instead falling for shitcoin pnds

[Anonymous No.28085058]

>>28084272
Good night Bobo

[Anonymous No.28085074]

>>28084969
>implying this isn't the bottom and it won't break 100k by year end.

Wipe my ass with doge.

[Anonymous No.28085089]

>>28084329
Bearish? The most recognised innovator and on paper richest man just gave a 1.5b tick on bitcoin for his followers, the same ones who sent tsla to the absolute moon. Those same people feel they were late to the party on tsla, so they’ll jump in bitcoin and this will be a floor as anybody will step in at the price Elon paid. Trust me on that

[Anonymous No.28085121]

>>28084969
it not the top if you buying it causes everyone else to buy it.

[Anonymous No.28085170]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.28085263]

>>28085074
>>28085121
Nah. The ride is over. We're gonna dump. I was hoping we had until late summer but elon just fucked us.

[Anonymous No.28085288]

>>28084969
it is not top
https://www.blockchaincenter.net/bitcoin-rainbow-chart/

[Anonymous No.28085366]

>>28085263
>elon buying 1.5 billion dollars of BTC will tank it rather than causing millions of normies to buy tons and sending it to record levels

[Anonymous No.28085398]

>>28084731
In case you havent noticed its theatrics and market maniupulation. Elon is just one of the vehicles to move the market.

[Anonymous No.28085490]

>tesla buys bitcoin
>bitcoin once again in the limelight
>bitcoin pumps
*YOU ARE HERE*
>bitcoin stagnates
>normies catch on to alts

[Anonymous No.28085497]

>>28085366
And what happens when it hits this record level? I swear you people pretend 2017 never happened.

[Anonymous No.28085590]

>>28085490
This 10% move isn’t the pump though, who wouldn’t step in to buy bitcoin at the same price as Elon, who actually (for normies and large companies) thinks they’re smarter then him? So 30-32k is the new absolute floor, top I would say 150-200k by eoy

[Anonymous No.28085603]

Isnt tesla a public company? How is this legal?

[Anonymous No.28085604]

>>28085497
2017 didn't have megarich jews buying in.

[Anonymous No.28085647]

>>28085497
>>28085497
then people will sell but implying that this is the record level lol minimum of 70 by the end of the week, maybe 100, then it will tank

[Anonymous No.28085696]

>>28085603
>tesla
>public company

[Anonymous No.28085714]

>>28085647
Yeah obviously.

[Anonymous No.28085740]

>>28085603

[Anonymous No.28085798]

>>28085497
i hope you're right. either way, money is going to flow into alts through bitcoin as crypto gains popularity.

[Anonymous No.28085888]

>>28084559

[Anonymous No.28085894]

>>28084429
Why is "financial advice" legal?

[Anonymous No.28085912]

>>28085603

KEK

[Anonymous No.28085916]

>>28084840
jealous as fuck bruh id hold tf out of u

[Anonymous No.28085932]

BTC is going to hit at least 58k in this impulse up. This is excellent.

BIg picture Crypto is more and more mainstream. Thank you, Elon. IF ETH gas fees were normal or built into the bid/ask spread and UNI had an app in the app store, it would be game on. Remove some friction and the whole market cap explodes.50k a coin is too much for most people, but doge is murdering it and is trash. Make the entry price low and the possible reward high, so liquidity can flow in in 5-10$ spurts from the world.

If only there was a project that lowered tx time and fees and had a UNI like exchange removing all this friction. Sigh. Maybe someday.

[Anonymous No.28085955]

>>28085740
Im being serious. How is it acceptable for tesla stockholders that the CEO is using funds to buy one of the most speculative assets out there at ATH?

[Anonymous No.28086049]

>>28085955
seething bears on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.28086145]

>>28085366
He already bought

[Anonymous No.28086154]

>>28085955

[Anonymous No.28086185]

>>28085955
Tesla stockholders are all moonbois

[Anonymous No.28086217]

>>28084504
Base’d

[Anonymous No.28086238]

>>28084329
Literally every other publicly traded company? Did you forget the Saylor Tweet?

https://twitter.com/michael_saylor/status/1340665067570913280

>Other firms on the S&P 500 would follow your lead & in time it would grow to become a $1 trillion favor.

[Anonymous No.28086260]

>>28084272
Guys i actually won one for once.
Im barley into 5 digits but put in a risky 10x long at 37.5k for 1.2btc the otherday
I've been out of work since November so really needed this.

How high could we go?

[Anonymous No.28086280]

>>28084272
He also said they would accept BTC to buy Teslas..

Do you feel it bros?

[Anonymous No.28086286]

>>28085955
>How is it acceptable for tesla stockholders that the CEO is using funds to buy one of the most speculative assets out there at ATH?
Because a single tweet to his zombies on twitter can make it go up by 30%

[Anonymous No.28086284]

>>28085955
CRY ABOUT IT, FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.28086287]

44K ACCEPTED
BOBOS ARE YOU OKAY

[Anonymous No.28086289]

>>28084272
>flick
>you’re not prepared for the downfall, are you?
>puff puff
>no one is...no one is....

[Anonymous No.28086301]

>>28084840
Make sure to cash out $1k so that you're forever in the green.

[Anonymous No.28086360]

>>28086260
If your leverage platform has reduce only bids, take some profits off and wait for another unexplainable dip in Bitcoin to load up another long.

[Anonymous No.28086391]

>>28084840
The tax man is going to give you the whole 8 inches.

[Anonymous No.28086409]

>>28084559
Looooool

[Anonymous No.28086506]

>>28086409
KEK I HATE THE FUCKING INTERNET SOMEONE NUKE THIS PLANET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.28086515]

fuck elon
fuck saylor
they don't believe in crypto
they don't know crypto and its implications
don't disrespect crypto with pump tweets and hype
this is for a seat at the citadel
this is the future
not a money growing scheme

[Anonymous No.28086560]

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001318605/000156459021004599/tsla-10k_20201231.htm

Ctrl-f "Bitcoin" if you want to do something as gay as reading.

[Anonymous No.28086582]

>>28084272
What does this mean for Cardano?

[Anonymous No.28086611]

oh look it's market manupulation.
but he's a rich guy, so it's okay.

[Anonymous No.28086628]

>>28086238
>pump my bags: institutional edition

[Anonymous No.28086630]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtu.be/P3qlafoBY50

[Anonymous No.28086632]

>>28085955
Simple: TSLA is a meme stock, they all know that the valuation of the company makes absolutely no sense and is all based on moonboiz licking Musk's balls. Musk knows that this move will increase his standing with the crowd and boost TSLA a bit higher and continue to solidify its brand as "cOoL and HIP".

If Musk and Tesla was serious at all about crypto they would be taking a position and contribute open source development to projects like Ethereum, Cardano and IOTA which actually bring real tech value to the automotive industry and AI.

[Anonymous No.28086659]

will it break through that 45k wall though? that's the question

[Anonymous No.28086664]

>>28086515
fucking lol, complaining about pump and hype on /biz/, now i've seen everything

[Anonymous No.28086677]

>it's real
wtf

[Anonymous No.28086702]

>>28086628
The entire markets is a game of musical chairs.

[Anonymous No.28086704]

>>28084272
It is because they want to mine Bitcoin on your car for them. its just your electricity bill - so its fine.

[Anonymous No.28086714]

>>28085932
You can buy factions of Bitcoin, you fucking newfig.

[Anonymous No.28086741]

>>28084272
Good night sweet bear, we hardly knew you.

[Anonymous No.28086804]

>>28086360
It's binance so don't know if i've seen reduce only bids.
Depending on how we go i might try and liquidate all my alts to clear as much USDT debt instead of selling the BTC

[Anonymous No.28086853]

Love the cycle. BTC pumps first. ETH pumps second . Wait a week of nothingness. Link explodes upward.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[Anonymous No.28086908]

>>28084272
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.28086924]

>0.25% funding rate
Time to short.

[Anonymous No.28086930]

>>28086804
You can on Binance anon.
Set a laddered reduce only take profits, go to stop-market and setup take profit targets.

[Anonymous No.28086981]

>>28086853
LINK is literally dumping in sats. What the fuck are you on about? LINK is the worst crypto to hold for almost 6 months now. 95% of cryptos in top 40 have gone up a lot more than LINK in the past months.

[Anonymous No.28086992]

>>28086853
Its always Altcoin pump ->ETH pump -> BTC pump

nobody gives a SHIT about your LINK bags FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.28086999]

>>28086632
Yep or using a smart contract for things

[Anonymous No.28087033]

>$1.5 billion USD
>doesn't state when
>banks/grayscale also have bought many times more than that in terms of USD value already
>We will accept bitcoin as a form of payment in special circumstances
>We may liquidate the asset upon receipt

I'm honestly not a bear fag, but I think a lot of people are just getting burned by Elon... again.
BTC is still an amazing long term hold
I just don't think people have actually read the paper, or have even thought about this rationally for 10 seconds. They just hear "TESLA OWNS BTC" and are fomoing hard as fuck. I personally wouldn't chase this.

[Anonymous No.28087223]

>>28086659
Undoubtedly. Just bought more and will probably dump it in the next 12 hours max at easy profit before it dumps within the week.

[Anonymous No.28087300]

>>28086992
tan your wrists batty boy

[Anonymous No.28087382]

>>28086930
Ah i know what you mean
Trouble is where do i set them, with the current hysteria pumps of GME, Tesla and Doge i think we could be looking at an 80k BTC this week.
This shits gonna be in the news and all over social media.
I think im gonna set a stop loss and just ride this shit out now. Maybe sell my alts to drop the interest of the USDT down.

Fuck, my heart

[Anonymous No.28087423]

>>28084578
I'm literally shaking right now. we will be so fucking rich. wagmi.

[Anonymous No.28087444]

>>28084272
>elon shills doge
>pumps it all into bitcoins
>m-muh hero

[Anonymous No.28087476]

>>28087382
Alts is where it’s at surely
BTC is gonna make some stupid fucking gains this week sure
But what the fuck is going to pump next?

[Anonymous No.28087481]

>>28087033
Probably has to do with the most hyped car manufacturer potentially accepting BTC in the future. Don't listen to me tho since I'm a bit retarded

[Anonymous No.28087488]

>>28085932
>If only there was a project that lowered tx time and fees and had a UNI like exchange removing all this friction. Sigh. Maybe someday.

smart bashi bazouk

[Anonymous No.28087506]

It's going to bring me so much joy when TSLA implodes because of magic internet money.

[Anonymous No.28087628]

>>28084272
its not over, buy BURGERKOIN (BKNG)
direct competitor to those goddamned mcdonald pajeets
>>28086660
>>28086660
easy 1000x get in early
https://info.uniswap.org/token/0x6fae84daff6330c3380b80e342a55a633c0e2ea0
use uniswap, fuck pajeets

[Anonymous No.28087766]

>>28087476
True, trying to counter the 50usd a day im currently paying in interest lol. Might just hold all this week and take my BTC profits later this week.

Or do we take profits right now? Arn't the normans gonna be buying in starting later today and into the week. If we hit 50k then i reckon it will be on mainstream news.

[Anonymous No.28087907]

>>28085955
Tesla can buy whatever they want, it's their money.

[Anonymous No.28088015]

>>28087481
I mean I get that, but I'm just saying that the phrase
>we may liquidate the asset upon receipt
Literally means they're going to dump on BTC holders and will only hold when it suits them. They aren't a trust fund like grayscale which is bound to hold for legal reasons.
BTC does not derive the majority of its value from transactions for goods and services, it derives it's value from a public ledger, scarcity, and security does it not?

[Anonymous No.28088031]

>>28086632
This is right.
I think that will be coming over the next few years.
But i have put half my alt positions into BTC because when the burger zoomers wake up they are going to fomo into btc so hard that i can get a 20% on my alts in time for alt season part 2.

[Anonymous No.28088159]

>>28085932
IOTA baby.

[Anonymous No.28088205]

FUCK THIS THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY GOOD BUYING OPPORTUNITIES IN 2021 IT JUST FUCKING GOES UP EVERY DAY

[Anonymous No.28088266]

>>28084578
Sell before you make 10k poorie

[Anonymous No.28088435]

>>28088015
And hatred of kikes

[Anonymous No.28088635]

>>28084429
source?

[Anonymous No.28088659]

>>28084329
>>28084338
Cope

[Anonymous No.28088807]

So tesla owns about 35-40k bitcoins now.
But elon's been shilling doge all weekend. Think he has plans for doge also, or was dis nigga pumping doge just to buy more bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.28088946]

>>28088807
Pumping crypto in general but avoiding getting sued for market manipulation?

[Anonymous No.28089018]

>>28086260
Barley shares you say?

[Anonymous No.28089040]

Like I said before, the doge hype was just a distraction.
Institutions buy bitcoin.
Normies buy shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.28089119]

>>28088946
It's an unregulated industry. He can say whatever he wants about these cryptos. Why not mention bitcoin once over the weekend? This is confusing.

[Anonymous No.28089298]

You faggots really think Elon, son of emerald Jewler, cares about little guy and his wealth?
He's in it to make quick money using his influence on normies that follow him.
He's just prepearing sheep for the trimming.

[Anonymous No.28089422]

>>28084578
Me too, except I’m poor so I’m an order of magnitude off

[Anonymous No.28089610]

>>28088807
Doge is code for bitcoin. It's a meme to get people into crypto

[Anonymous No.28089793]

>>28084329
Hedgefunds were going to short squeeze bitcoin.
https://www.moneyweb.co.za/moneyweb-crypto/bitcoin/is-bitcoin-headed-for-a-gamestop-type-short-squeeze/

[Anonymous No.28089870]

>>28084272
Sleep tight Bobo

[Anonymous No.28089986]

>>28089610
This

[Anonymous No.28089999]

>>28088635
Sexon.

[Anonymous No.28090130]

Now watch it go down hahah . EVERYTIMEEE

[Anonymous No.28090670]

>>28086981
>>28086992
You will cope. You will seethe. You will Sneed.

[Anonymous No.28091225]

>>28086632
Who says they won’t in a few years?

[Anonymous No.28091312]

>>28088266
>selling bitcoin ever

[Anonymous No.28092430]

>>28085288
This chart is like a cheatsheet and should be looked at every few weeks minimum. As should the live s2fx chart. Those 2 and your experience in crypto should be free money.

[Anonymous No.28092557]

>>28084329
AMAZON , APPLE , MIcROSOFT, you narrow sighted idiot

[Anonymous No.28092625]

>mfw dead

[Anonymous No.28093065]

>>28085398
>bitcoin continues to go up
>on trajectory for 100k
>d-don't you see?
>i-it's fake!
This is some major missed out on the boat cope.

[Anonymous No.28093229]

>>28085497
Wow, I guess time stopped in 2017, because it seems like bitcoin is way higher than it ever was in 2017 right now.
So what if people cash out again? It will continue to go up because crypto is the future of currency for many reasons.

[Anonymous No.28094274]

>>28091312
Christ. What an asshole.

[Anonymous No.28094300]

I bought altcoins yesterday and I'm in pain
pls help

[Anonymous No.28094542]

>>28084272
BASED FUCKING ELON

[Anonymous No.28095538]

>>28092430
>live s2fx chart
Whats a stock flow chart?

[Anonymous No.28096040]

>>28094542

[Anonymous No.28096244]

Have you ever seen a grown man destroy half a billion dollars by buying the equivalent of Bernie babies for nerds? You are about to.

[Anonymous No.28096256]

>>28093065
>if number goes up its not manipulated

[Anonymous No.28096313]

>>28084329
The other 499 fortune 500 companies lmao

[Anonymous No.28096396]

>>28085955
heres some tissues for your tears

[Anonymous No.28096456]

>>28096244
>Bernie babies
sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.28096545]

>>28084429

Why would he pump the price when he is going to buy it? They'd get it cheaper if they DUMPED the price.

[Anonymous No.28096704]

>>28084796
>changing a bio to bitcoin is the same thing as putting 1.5B into it

[Anonymous No.28096818]

>>28096545
apparently he bought it in december, seems like this was his attempt to lower the price
he might be already out with a comfy x2

[Anonymous No.28096835]

>>28084796

>Seething

[Anonymous No.28096978]

>>28085497

>And what happens when it hits this record level?

People will sell. But that'll happen well north of $400 000, so only a fucking retard like you would not be in right now.

[Anonymous No.28097088]

>>28085603
kys bobo

[Anonymous No.28097244]

>>28084329
a lot of people don't buy bitcoin to dump it in a week. lots of folks are going to hoard this like physical metals.

[Anonymous No.28097275]

My free 5 dollars of bitcoin from coinbase just shot up to 6.41. I'm rich!

Considering going all in and buying 1 whole coin, but how do I transfer from coinbase to a physical wallet? What's the best physical wallet out there?

[Anonymous No.28097641]

>>28097275
Download electrum on a USB and transfer it to an offline device. Can use an old junk laptop.

Or just put electrum on USB and put USB in a drawer somewhere.

It's very legit. Link: https://electrum.org/#home

[Anonymous No.28097732]

>>28085497
No one is dumping this to 3k again ever. As soon as it hits 20 everyone will buy it up again because no one is spooked by 2017 anymore. We all KNOW its not just going to die and will eventually kill the bears if you hodl long enough. That stops it ever being able to really dump. Frankly, I'd be surprised if we ever really see under 30k again.

[Anonymous No.28097930]

>>28097641
make sure to take PHYSICAL PAPER backups as well.

[Anonymous No.28098034]

>>28084429
she's so pretty i can't even coom to this

[Anonymous No.28098928]

[Anonymous No.28099072]

>>28098928
jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.28099477]

>>28086409
this can't be fucking real

[Anonymous No.28099794]

>>28084329
boomers and redditors
just wait until cnn and fox reports it