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Spent my welfare check on crypto. If this doesn't go up soon, I will probably kill myself

>> No.2807107

>>2807096
Do it, you'll be doing taxpayers a favor, parasite

>> No.2807113

>>2807096
Shitty thread. Please delete it

>> No.2807237

>>2807096
Good thread OP

>> No.2807256

>>2807096

High quality thread

keep it up /biz/!

>> No.2807258

>>2807096
Bread of the year OP keep up the gud work

>> No.2807265

>>2807096
Senct ;)

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2807298

>>2807096
Just bought 100k welfare checks

>> No.2807465
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2807465

I spend my welfare on cryptos every month and made more money than the average wageslave does in a year

>> No.2807724

>>2807465
I'm sure everything will be fine senpai

>> No.2807752

>>2807096
>larping as a loser
fuck you

>> No.2807777

>>2807096
>guaranteed a check every time
>if you lose money, at least you'll get another check

You're still a loser parasite, but that's pretty smart considered this money cost you no effort to get.

>> No.2807802

>>2807465
Fuck, don't you have to be able to show proof of good intent for spending welfare? YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWSY WITH THIS REEEEEE

>> No.2807817

>>2807465
What is the "average wageslave?" What is your salary you earn off of crypto? And how much welfare is given to you to invest?

>> No.2807884

In germany you can use refugee ID's to get welfare in multiple states at the same time. Invest in fake IDs and get free welfare for good!

>> No.2807933

>>2807884
Yeah? I am white though..irish white

>> No.2807944

This thread made me laugh more than it should have, thanks anon.

>> No.2808026

>>2807933
Everyone knows the irish aren't white.

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2808030

Working class BTFO

>> No.2808072

>>2807096
I've been on ODSP for years.

Pay my rent and put the rest in crypto. Can't really spend it on anything because if I cash out I'll get a ton of questions. I have about 80k in BTC/alts in my wallets and I only get about 13k per year from disability

>> No.2808274

I just cant stop laughing at this... thanks op