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>26 years old
>$120k net worth
>not a virgin

Also, if you claim your net worth is >$1M, you MUST cryptographically prove it by signing a message with your address, otherwise you are larping

>> No.27994828
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27994828

>41yo
>£215,000
>not virgin

>> No.27994838

>21
>250k
>virgin
gonna go on a hooker and drug binge once this bull run's over

>> No.27994899

>19
>2K
>virgin

>> No.27994911

I hate how larpers post blockfolio and people actually believe it

Literal 16 year olds LARPing as crypto millionaires

>> No.27994918

>>27994376
39
100K
virgin

>> No.27994946
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27994946

>>27994376

>21 years old
>7 figures
>soon to be 8 figures

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CLF

Is it this easy

>> No.27994973

>>27994918
bro

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27994986

>>27994376
>18
>12k
>not a virgin

>> No.27995019

>>27994376
>22
>51k
>Virign

>> No.27995036

What do you guys class as net worth, liquid cash? Stocks? Equity in property?

>26
>if all of the above, £80k roughly
>not a virgin

>> No.27995087

3,000 usd
definitely not a virgin
happier than the insecure, personality-less runts here who think having money will make them interesting

>> No.27995132

>>27994376
>1M
>single address
know how i know youre never gonna make it?

>> No.27995145

Also, I've been lifting weights for a decade and eating healthily.
Muscles and good looks >>>>> money

>> No.27995185

>26 years old
>285K apartment paid out
>50k in stocks
>25k in crypto
>25k in fiat

>> No.27995216

>24
>£1k-ish
>not a virgin

gonna make it

>> No.27995233

>>27995132
>having 26 different hidden wallets behind 26 different passphrases

How do you remember all those passphrases?

>> No.27995248

>>27994376
Same here except closer to 200k.

>> No.27995296

>>27995145
Health is priceless. Don't forget to drink water.

>> No.27995354

>>27994838
Wastoid.

>> No.27995357

>>27994376
>31
>$500,000 (all in btc)
>Not a Virgin

>> No.27995378

>>27995185

>paid off his apartment instead of doing 10x in crypto in a year

ngmi. either that or mom and dad bought the apartment

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27995383

26yo
1.2k
not a virgin

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27995437

>>27994376
It fucking baffles me that you have to "signal" having 1M.
Bro, not everyone here started investing in 2021.

>> No.27995466

>>27995378
wrong

>> No.27995475

>>27994376
>25
>-$20k because of student loans and only just getting into crypto, not that worried about it since my rich gf is willing to let me live rent free with her and devote all my money to clearing it in a year and some change after graduation
>also not a virgin

>> No.27995509

>>27994376
>26
>$85k net worth, with $70k in cash + investment

Hope we’ll all make it by the end of this bull run. I’m happy if I can reach $180-$200k by mid year so I can finally start my business.

>> No.27995539

>>27994946
Clf tranny spotted
Go back to /smg/

>> No.27995543

>>27995378
It was paid off long ago. Most of its value is from a natural increase, almost 70%.
If you gamble with lended money on stocks or crypto you are ngmi.

>> No.27995716

>>27994376
>21
>50k
>getting my ass fucked as i type this.

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27995752

Pic related
18yo
Virgin

>> No.27995837

>>27994376
>24yo
>50k € net worth
>not a virgin

>> No.27995901

>20
>€100k net worth
>50 grams of gold

>> No.27995971

>23
>$3000
>Ford fiesta
>virgin

>> No.27996081

if you are a virgin don't even bother posting net worth no one cares go fuck a girl first

>> No.27996095

>>27994376
>27
>16k
>virgin

>> No.27996126

>26
>12k
>no virgin

>> No.27996189

>>27994376
>33
>26k
>virgin

>> No.27996192

>30
>50k
>not virgin

>> No.27996228

>>27996081
based

>> No.27996249 [DELETED] 

16
340k
not virgin

>> No.27996347
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27996347

>I could tell he was a virgin. But then he tried to impress me by saying he was rich in internet money! Tee hee!

>> No.27996433

>29
>400k cash/stocks/pms, 100k in a company, plus 100k in cars and assets and a 2M house (bought with loan from parents, no banks involved)
>married
Life's good

>> No.27997197

>>27996081
>t. salty poorfag

>> No.27997240

>>27994376
>30 years old
>$40m net worth
>virgin

Will prove like $17m of those in a sec. Putting on a trip so I can reuse the message in the future.

>> No.27997492

>>27997240
https://etherscan.io/address/0x213657bCcC5CF8b74455d110C11D5A8eD6241DEC

The message below can be verified on MyEtherWallet:
{
"address": "0x213657bccc5cf8b74455d110c11d5a8ed6241dec",
"msg": "This address is owned by !!Dpd67cze7EU",
"sig": "0xe391831faf87ac59ec5f1c79acc2235854b6c0da410aa819bdfe2396342809a84d60d93dda3f11ae91c4c510499ac7c92cc413381c0955591dc1a7271e2e780a00",
"version": "3",
"signer": "ledger"
}

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>>27997492

>> No.27997746

>>27997492
dangerously based

>> No.27997799

>25
>$35K
>virgin

>> No.27997936
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27997936

>>27997240

>> No.27997977

>>27995543

interest rates in the US are like 2%. if you pay off your house early here, you're basically a retard.. but congrats on the gift from mom and dad.

>> No.27998106

>>27997492

ok now prove you're a virgin

>> No.27998233

>23
>90k
>only had sex with my current girlfriend, kinda wanna breakup but not sure

>> No.27998255

>>27994376
>cryptographically prove it by signing a message with your address, otherwise you are larping

oh no, I must prove myself to some fag online

>> No.27998433

>>27998106
I spend my free time bragging about my net worth on a Sri Lankan tea rolling forum. Should be enough proof.

>> No.27998448

>>27994376
23
100 linkies and a paid off house
not a virgin
>>27995087
>>27995145
Cope dude you can have money, health, and personality. No need to be bitter especially when literally everyone here can make it

>> No.27998567

>>27996249
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>> No.27998569

>>27997240
>>27997492

based

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27998615

>>27995087
> thinks money will make them interesting
I just want to be left alone, I don't want to be interesting.
>33 yo
>200k
>Only own coins I can hold in my hand

>> No.27998635

>>27995036
The only thing they classify as net worth is Blockfolio screenshots. These are teens larping, they don’t understand all that.

>> No.27998694

>>27995145

you're poor.

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>26
>NW 7k
>Assets 23k
>Debts 16k (student loans)
>70/k yr

>> No.27998777

>>27994376
>23
>$2k
>not a virgin

>> No.27998920

35
$200 give or take
Not

>> No.27999092

>>27994376
>20
>2k (lol)
>not a virgin

>> No.27999172

>36 years old
>€950,000 (Includes house, crypto, private retirement accounts)
>Have wife and 2 kids (lost virginity at 24)

>> No.27999272

>>27995087
You are posting on a business board you fucking mong. Of course net worth has value here

>> No.27999332

>>27997492
Based

>> No.27999383

>>27995145
You're young and stupid. Let me know how your muscles are holding up at the age of 45, and also what they've done for you that couldn't be accomplished with better social skills.

>> No.27999413

800k about, paid off house included. Half million in treasuries
>37
>lonely
>overweight from fucked up back
>fuck money, enjoy your youth

>> No.27999655

>>27996081
>>27996228
>t. virgins
You're a fucking beta male if your life revolves around sex and not building something of value in this world (and no, having kids != building value). Stop putting that smelly pussy on a pedestal and bending over backwards for it.

>> No.27999667

>>27997977
Similar here in Canada: rates are lower than 2%. Very silly to pay off now. Average house prices are going crazy too. In my city it's been an increase about 20% a year from 2017-2019.
Now average house price going from Jan 2020 to Jan 2021 is up over 40%.

>early 30's
>~$150k
>Own house with gf; not virgin

>> No.27999951

>>27994838
NGMI

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28000018

>>27994376
26
v
500k
dead inside

>> No.28000274

>>27998433
How did you make your money anon? What are you invested in now?

>23
>$100k net (was negative nw a year ago)
>not virgin

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28000493

>>28000274
I make it swing trading crypto. This is my current crypto portfolio.

>> No.28000577

>>27997492
Congratulations.
Your wallet has been added to the tracking list of many people...

And thank you for making me learn how to sign and verify a signed message because I may need it if I cash out some of my millions in the future.

>> No.28001014

>>27997492
How do you make your speculation decisions to buy shitcoins?
Do you research the amount of shilling of the projects and the normie interest in it?

>> No.28001063 [DELETED] 

I wish I could roll back my life 10 years

>> No.28001185

>>27997977
It was a 6% and only 100k.
If i would have put it in crypto i would have to pay a 56% tax on it with no deductable from losses.

Stocks are taxed with 42% with a 21% deductablefrom losses.
When i switch to a bigger apartment or a house i already have all of the cash and are better off as the banks wont let you buy something before yours is sold, if you have to get a loan.

>> No.28001206

>>27994376
By end of year
>90k liquid
>120k house (fully paid)
>7k car (fully paid)
I'm determined to get up to 500k in 5 years... maybe 1mil if I'm lucky

>> No.28001363

>>27999655
This. This is why I was 10 years younger because I didn't lose my virginity until I was 27. Should've done it ages ago.

>> No.28001427

>>27994376
>19
>50k
>virgin

>> No.28001452

>>27994828
arent u cucked with the thought that you go to hell for sinning?
I wont go to hell for nothing

>> No.28001681

>>28001014
I read whitepapers, look up the developers, code repos, community, etc. and just make an assessment based on what intuition tells me after I've looked at all that. Also, as a general rule I tend to stay away from the microcaps that are usually shilled here. More often than not they're trash and I can't go in and out easily due to bad liquidity.

>> No.28001706

>24yo
>55k net worth
>loserbut not a virgin

>> No.28001787

>>28001681
how much have you started with?

>> No.28001799

>>27999383
>not hopping on trt for rest of your lift at 35

>> No.28001839

>>27999172
sounds comfy bro

>> No.28001913

>>28001787
$6000 in 2013.

>> No.28002098

>27
>$100 net worth
>virgin but anime harem-tier attention from girls at work

>> No.28002336

>>28000493
When did you get into crypto?

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>31yo
>10k in BTC, ETH, LINK, GRT and REEF
>no virgin

yep, i am highly suicidal

>> No.28002442

>>28002336
>>28001913

>> No.28002465
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28002465

>>27995132
>>27995437

Exactly. OP must be 12 if he thinks I keep all my life savings in a single fucking address that's instantly accessible with zero inconvenience just so I can impress his poorfag ass. It's spread across multiple hardware wallets, exchanges, lending platforms, tied up in liquidity farming contracts.

>> No.28002474

>>28002442
Just saw that. Nice man. Hope to reach that amount some day

>> No.28002502

>>27994376
>21
>18k
was 1.3k at the start of the year so all is good so far

>> No.28002599

>>27998233
Sex with sluts is temporal. Owning a clean vagina for life is the way. Don’t break up with her

>> No.28002851

>>27994376
>11
>$86.54
>not a virgin

>> No.28002861

>>28002474
Thanks, fren. Hope you get there too some day.

>> No.28002986

32 yo
750k in homes and acreage in fastest growing area of the state
180k 401k
10k crypto/stock/fuck around investing money
30k cash

not planning on get rich quick shit gonna make it eventually

>> No.28003011

>>27994376
>22
>100k
>virgin

>> No.28003090
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28003090

>29
>Around 250k liquid, not counting home/60 acres of property
>Married to high school sweetheart with 3 children
>Farmer(poultry, pork, dairy, assorted crops)

Feels good being a self sustaining farmer chad, bros

>> No.28003324

>>27994918
Based wizard

>> No.28003503

>>28003090

ayyyy. meat goats here. about 300 head annual. muslims can suck my cock but fuck they pay.

You into value added products or just selling raw commodity?

>> No.28003527

>>28003090
based.

>> No.28003808

>>27997240
>$40m virgin
Based Wizard, this is where I want to be.
Are you going to live like a neet? Live a big city? Live like uncle Ted?

Whats your life like with this much money?
If I had $2mil I'd be a proud neet

>> No.28004729

>>28003808
After the 2017 run I fucked up and watched my 8 figure portfolio reduce to a fraction of what it was without taking enough profits, but being confident we'd get another run, I just took out enough for taxes, living expenses, hobbies and a small buffer just in case, and just lived a pretty modest life. Now that I've bounced back I've yet to really put the money to full use. I live in a small shitty town, renting a pretty shitty apartment, just spending all day indulging in hobbies and watching charts. I've been cashing out a fair bit this time around though and I plan to buy a nice apartment in the capital and move there in the coming months. Once I get the 'rona vaccine I plan to travel a lot and go on a bit of a spending spree.

>> No.28005064
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28005064

>23
>$250k net worth
>not a virgin
Bucs with the dub tonight.

>> No.28005368

>>28004729
What was the trigger that made you look into cryptos and try to find a different way of life than wage slaving?

>> No.28006654

>>28005368
I was depressed and suicidal because my social anxiety had turned me into a hikki NEET with literally zero friends, but I love my parents and for their sake I tried my best to find a solution to it without killing myself. That's when I started looking for ways to make money online. In 2012 I made like $10k botting Diablo 3 and looked for ways to invest it, and in 2013 I decided to look into Bitcoin when I read a news article about the Silk Road shutdown. I liked what I saw and bought $6k worth of it. Since I figured crypto was my best bet for a way out, during the 2013 run I only took out my initial investment, left the profits in BTC, and the rest is history.

>> No.28006994

>>27994376
>18
>60k
>virgin
at least I have time... right?

>> No.28007149

>>27994946

Fake and Gay. You saved that webm from another Anon. Fucking faggit go back to Plebbit.

>> No.28007196

>>27997240
god???

>> No.28007624

>>27994376
>19
>100k
>almost married

>> No.28007718

>>27994376
> 24
> 144k net worth
> not virgin

>> No.28007790

>21
>30k
>not a virgin
>still autistic though

>> No.28007808

>21yo
>$500 net worth
>fucked 15 girls already
Lol

>> No.28007898

>>27994376
same stats as you but im 200k networth. Doesnt mean our lives aren't pathetic

>> No.28007916

>41
>10k
>not virgin

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28008059

>25
>10 000$
>virgin

What should i do ?

>> No.28008130

>26
>Net worth of -£15000 all in credit card debt and loans
>Living in a 2k overdraft past 5 years
>Working min wage jobs while i graduate uni in 2022
>Put my last student loan payment entirely into GRT
> 1000 GRT
If GRT doesn't at least get me out of my debt by the time i graduate ill kill myself

>> No.28008154

>>28004729
this is the most homosexual plan I’ve ever read. people like you actually exist? this is what happens when you never get laid and chronically masturbate, kids. he’s turned into a woman and doesn’t even know it

>> No.28008264

>>28008130
Also
>not virgin
>living with GF of 8 years in her inherited house

>> No.28008294

>>27994838
>21
You sound 16

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28008381

>>27994376
>29
>93k
>virgin

>> No.28008487

>>28008154
>he

>> No.28008532

>>28006654
Good on you. Im a 30 year old neet hikki with no friends but I also lack money, but at least I know there are others like me who made it.

>> No.28008616

>>28004729
Nice. If I had even a million right now, I'd go full autism with an exact plan of what I want to do. I'll have to wait 5 more years and after I attend a good business school where I can make decent connections, while getting my MBA, I'll be fully pursuing my startup idea.

>> No.28008812

>>27994376
>25
>around 50k
>virgin, living with parents

>> No.28009202

>>28006654
I’m very much in the same place right now and I hope to make it like you one day anon

>> No.28009219

>>28006654
dude, go an a meat only diet for 3 months and do nothing but lift weights in your apartment. no porn whatsoever. your anxiety isn’t mental, it’s physical. Your T levels will get >500 where the thought of a capital city apartment, Corona vaccine, and frivolous spending spree will disgust you. you will become the hunter, but your gut biome and T levels are holding you back. Put about $3M into the safest all time return: land. This should get you around 1k acres in somewhere like southern MO with a nice house, get married, have many children, and I’ll come over and throw a football with you in 10 years so you can thank me in person

>> No.28009232

>>28008812
>late 20s virgins
I don’t get how you guys didn’t rope already. The contempt on your face you excude not going home after work to fuck your bitch probably left you ostracized by everyone else and PTSDd your ass like nothing else

>> No.28009359

>>27994376
>25 y/o
>$250k
had sex only a few times with the same girl, but havent had sex in over 2 years so basically virgin

>> No.28009501
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28009501

>26
>5k
>I have a sexy gf to fuck

>> No.28009504

>>27994376
>18
>$1000
>not virgin

I want a 4x to move out of eastern europe

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28009563

> 34
> not a virgin
> divorced twice
> bankruptcy last year
> net worth roughly ~12k right now
> 6 months ago it was 0
> 36 months ago it was 120k

JUST BE A VIRGIN HOLY FUCK MY LIFE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER.

>> No.28009696

>>27994376
>23
>90k
>not a virgin
>working on finishing masters degree in finance

>> No.28009776

>>27999655
What is the reason we were put on this earth anon? Unfortunately I’ve almost never been as happy as when I was getting good pussy... I still am and have hobbies, friends and money, I’m not a simp. But deep down I wish I could get not even just sex but affection.

>> No.28010066

>45k net worth
>31
>hot girlfriend
>run my own business

It could be worse it could be better. Made some major mistakes and sold a lot of link during the COVID crash. Would have been a dollar millionaire if I hadn’t.

But I’m fit as fuck and generally happy so fuck it.

>> No.28010216

>>27994946
>CLF going down for weeks now
>implying your calls still look like that

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28010297

>>27995087
I just want money so I don't have to worry about jews.

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28010570

>>27995087
>>27995145
>feels the need to come into a net worth thread and brag about how happy and good looking he is, completely unrelated to thread topic
>calls others insecure

>> No.28011151

chilling at my buddies' house right now,

> more than 6.5 k net worth
>29
>single

>> No.28011185

>>28009563
Storytime fren

>> No.28011405

>>27997240
>>27997492
Now that's an epic gamer move

>> No.28011428

>30
>940k
>not a virgin

>> No.28011437

>>27997240
How do you deal with crippling loneliness ?

>> No.28011557

>>27994376
>25
>20k
>virgin

>> No.28011774

>>28011185
I was just an Army officer, ended up clearing 100k annually for about 4 years. Car paid in cash, playing stock market and always winning, spending too much on food and booze.

anyway, I get out, go to university on GI bill, and marry another combat vet. She ends up squandering all of my money, faster and faster, then cheats on me with what has to be the definition of a fuckboy. unemployed, chubby, cant read or write.

anyway, i moved out and declared bankruptcy to clear the debt and I'm starting over. I embraced Minimalism as a lifestyle choice as much as possible and currently stacking about 4k each month thats going into bullion, stocks, crypto, and now some student loans i had to take out to stem the bleeding last year.

I get furious the more I think about it, but the silver lining is at least I know what steps to take to fix things. I feel at this rate I'll be fine in a year or two.

>> No.28012329

>>28009563
unironically this

>26
>like 15k net worth
>not a virgin

if i had been a virgin my life would objectively be much better. you virgins with loads of money are infinitely better off

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28012401

>>28011437
Unironically 4chan. I'm pretty used to being alone and this point, but I go through periods where it gets really bad and cope by getting human interaction on this site, usually /int/ and /sp/.

>> No.28012747

>>28006654
Thank you for telling us.
I wish you a nice adventure in your future.
Your past experiences have built the foundation to a brighter future.
As long as you can remember those feelings you had you won't be deceived by life's unplanned events.

>> No.28012850

>>27994376
>31
>80k net worth
>not a virgin and building a house

>> No.28012932

>24
>130k
>not a virgin

>> No.28012965

>>28012747
Thank you, kind anon.

>> No.28013100

>>27994376
22 yrs
220k
No virgin
Eat shit OP

>> No.28013259

25
$999,999.99 so wont bother signing
Fugged a fat girl

>> No.28013606

>>27999951
>>28008294
no u