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27985125 No.27985125 [Reply] [Original]

>Intelligent Alien life lands on Earth and they make contact with all humans.
>They are looking for fuel and they are looking for precious metals.
>You offer them your shitcoin and try to explain its "revolutionary usecase"
>Their face when.

Nah, but srsly, shill me another Shitcoin which is going to moon in terms of $ so that I can make as many $ as possible from it while pretending I hate the $.

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27985261

>>27985125
I have just the thing for you

>> No.27985413

>>27985261
what?

>> No.27985492

>>27985125

Unironically, DEC. By main net launch beginning of Q2 you will certainly have 10-100x

>> No.27985720

>>27985492
Which DEC Shitcoin do you mean?
>darcio-ecosystem-coin
>distributed-energy-coin
or
>Decentr

Nevrmind, just bought 1000 $ each.